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What it really means:
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40-ish = 49
0 J3 C+ k- L0 G8 y3 @3 J9 C3 |+ ]Adventurous = Slept with everyone
6 {2 k* J; o7 z; k% {3 VAthletic = No boobs6 w0 H" N/ i4 i! W5 ?
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy& a, o5 F4 ]" l/ @7 }
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
0 q, A, k% B% s* n, wContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
/ H# C, o! m! t- UEmotionally Secure = On medication' {, l/ Q- }+ Q% t
Feminist = Fat, hates men: t& U. p! R2 S F2 @! W' h' c
Free Spirit = Junkie+ U/ d! ~8 N, t& @8 m& X3 J5 f
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
) t9 [+ Q2 S- dFun = Annoying
% i' H3 ?/ J8 o& j3 \6 qNew Age = Body hair in the wrong places
8 c) L. Z' J7 c4 x/ Z; M+ P5 ~+ IOpen Minded = Desperate
- e# ]( E+ {. [! e% oOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
* z; @1 \3 m2 q- L, DPassionate = Sloppy Drunk
/ q# l- A' i2 @ b& {Professional = Bitch
5 y/ h2 V( Y+ R1 M; f& j# AVoluptuous = Very Fat
) [3 V6 H [; ULarge Frame = Hugely Fat5 n/ ?% x$ I7 x+ i
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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