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What it really means:
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Adventurous = Slept with everyone
, h* X9 G" N B, V- S) r& NAthletic = No boobs. [" [, u- J& r# s: n+ k; n$ D
Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy
2 u' s) Y9 b2 j' A: ]Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead
- l3 l/ k n2 V3 ^, NContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills } v4 e4 G1 L1 t. O
Emotionally Secure = On medication
7 y- e4 B K- e. J" f) QFeminist = Fat, hates men
/ _ R6 M& H' n0 p- J6 {& h3 q+ xFree Spirit = Junkie
& J: `" G4 N9 u0 ~/ o8 u/ sFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person
/ A# @. u" d: B9 HFun = Annoying L4 Y) z( L+ D
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places- z7 a% v+ D. A3 x; N9 k. f6 d
Open Minded = Desperate1 b, E9 Y, T4 [4 X- M. i" U b
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing k" [1 g6 f3 L, \) ~) o5 c
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
& i4 ~3 X2 I8 }6 D" r; A- t5 n! ]Professional = Bitch. e) a7 e7 S- {5 T
Voluptuous = Very Fat$ j8 j8 I* b: \, w7 |+ p2 l: ^
Large Frame = Hugely Fat4 E( J: _+ |% a0 m2 w, P
Needs soul mate = Stalker |
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