What it really means: / a2 l, \: [8 f& I/ e1 a+ d7 Z2 l: b1 C( m; Y l
40-ish = 49 2 r [% p$ ?$ n5 u6 x3 EAdventurous = Slept with everyone+ t p2 Z, e( Y# H
Athletic = No boobs 8 E/ N7 n9 L0 C* |% }$ ^Average looking = Ugly, can only be loved by mommy7 M* h: ^+ `" S/ b ?+ A2 J1 D& \
Beautiful = Pathological liar, airhead ) z- }5 h4 k+ Q6 FContagious Smile = Does a lot of pills' |9 u2 `2 B0 r1 H% d& D7 J! c5 e* {
Emotionally Secure = On medication " ?# E X* F' @) Z* l6 A, VFeminist = Fat, hates men m: N9 [+ s" n) y) }4 p5 s4 x% d F
Free Spirit = Junkie 3 i( e* A5 V5 x4 q8 T' VFriendship first = Former very “friendly” person/ D/ V" N( }! {
Fun = Annoying* d! t4 f1 O% B) n
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places) n- ^% n' |) ?+ _) l7 ]
Open Minded = Desperate ' J" U$ P& I5 L5 R0 m. r9 y2 v) eOutgoing = Loud and Embarrassing % d. {' M4 U3 G9 xPassionate = Sloppy Drunk8 T$ h. @5 N+ o
Professional = Bitch , X" k1 C( M- u0 YVoluptuous = Very Fat2 Y$ e3 z; V, U) Q% o$ y+ z
Large Frame = Hugely Fat6 S% \- T' Y, R. I v O
Needs soul mate = Stalker