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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
* f. _. k3 {% [) p0 \his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
) v. f5 a* j7 E5 j/ Pdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
$ N! u) i$ B4 a% tbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked, m6 l4 ~- H: X. t7 X
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,* m; d4 q9 ?* X0 q: i& ?) X
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
$ ~" Q7 j2 g3 g" iexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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9 }* j: e5 b/ t' M8 D' m "Except what?" the man asked.! P/ k+ ?6 o8 |5 d/ d1 q
"Nothing, nothing."
+ r; Y4 H! ]$ w ~6 h "C'mon, tell me!"
8 r9 F: k4 f! }# | e "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
3 x+ x3 K1 v* j "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.! q, l+ M9 M) q7 h- L9 g
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
2 n0 E; R# o) c# ~ S$ g So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, 1 l( ?- J* E) y* S+ @
carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
1 @5 l; n% ^' j# n5 Cordinary-looking black dildo.
: `" f. Z( V' _5 u" E' ~% o The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old% k; p7 {5 n% ] z' D* y
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
$ ~. W+ y4 w) m/ h! g VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
# J9 E3 e0 U& w- J E; p% b+ l' zscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack # Z+ E J7 U& J0 f- W
developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
0 L5 R$ V* u. s, G- r& y"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to; i! e5 p9 `( L$ _! c
the box and lay there, quiet once again.( C: Q% i5 x/ _
3 Q0 p, i& t L7 |1 ~ b0 F2 B "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
; }" f# o( ^3 ^wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took$ i: \" i; _2 k3 [3 x. b
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all % y' N* w: I; T4 l2 D& d
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
$ D: D4 s+ R$ A% v8 H9 ?satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.- U' N2 n' Y y
" B f7 F) ^. N% M After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
/ X' p2 L2 I5 x! F: L4 X5 o' Bthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she( c: p- w! ]" M7 N; J& [- K
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
9 @6 ~" Z4 y) r0 H1 T- A. c, ^"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
/ O/ g- ^2 i" {) Y. ]0 |great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she 4 v) K7 R7 s5 @" A% t2 V) r
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her* h8 u, O5 [, Z/ X2 ]$ g
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!$ K* v) w$ [( r: p- C
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
' D" a) F0 f; t f$ r+ O* S% _to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick! w% x8 ~/ ?. c- ~2 D& z5 Q# Y
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees., s& m) \* Q% R8 t
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
( t) m9 S) [; j) Tto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming, j9 W, t. \8 v7 ~" f
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
6 ^1 k. f' L0 g; @: i. tthing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights$ \" W; i n/ I" o& O) H9 V+ p
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
8 S5 N. T; R) Y' e7 H2 ?; j* P7 wmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
& B/ j# [( h+ {7 |+ `hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.0 T& i8 u$ N c F. W2 ^! @
' X7 @+ R% `/ w" _ \. b" T2 J; b The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right2 Z0 O5 h5 v. H
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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