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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew B( l* `; o% Y8 [( k% I! H: I
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
0 c' B. j1 G' r. `$ odecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
`8 Z" w8 X- |, i; wbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked F8 @. Y- Z. g0 w" L
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
1 Y+ D2 a1 w$ V! {I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
/ @: P" w E; C# H V* Rexcept... ahhh... never mind."
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% h& V0 R$ n- x' @ "Except what?" the man asked.9 ^8 J4 T7 K' J4 m+ X
"Nothing, nothing."; o2 R* q1 r9 Z2 R- ?1 Q ?2 C
"C'mon, tell me!"0 t7 w# l5 f4 I3 s/ G
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
* q3 }6 W; ~9 Y' o "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
( r; v$ y: x. e! L "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."/ N$ ?+ p2 z' a) I
So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
& @% ~8 z. v' B! _- m$ f3 Vcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
. x7 `0 U, Y; lordinary-looking black dildo.
) E9 F0 j, q. `" m/ O4 [/ R% \1 M/ S The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"* G1 ~ N- _" W V/ ]
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The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old! z! p; O# y% E2 A7 [/ w0 N- ?
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door.", K; n n# Z( k$ o
VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
# @8 o* y) q; r, xscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
) j% R5 @4 h' L! j: Z" s- q3 s: ~developed down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
: h+ n+ @4 u! v4 [8 X, X" y4 `"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to
; x0 H- n2 N2 u; t- ~2 xthe box and lay there, quiet once again.# [/ X3 N5 ^$ B4 H: @
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it/ ]1 P" I! D" I9 H; r3 B+ T1 ~
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took# L6 S: C! }) S' v" h1 V
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all `7 w5 ]% s% e$ X. ~& i
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip
* U. J6 C/ F$ ?6 Y& Bsatisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She# q p0 `/ w) {9 V8 A4 c& w, F6 s4 H
thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
( l& x+ V8 R) C6 ^" Eremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,' G8 M, j! [! P( O/ {8 R5 @
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was7 a0 i( y, j% C9 H! k4 w$ H/ I
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she - s! u3 n3 P1 r9 C0 A B5 b+ J) ~$ a
decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
( b6 K) J; b: S+ _8 {9 H9 mhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!5 p' i) x% r( Q% O9 T l
' m$ V; k J( g1 r. |: }( x" U She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried
' j% Q6 y% K6 E$ \* Dto get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
u7 \5 e3 O# p6 K7 D$ M) q8 {+ K1 hjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.7 @7 @9 Q1 j- c- \
* j5 _* C7 P3 Z4 [" r M* K! q Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive# U# `! I* b" a! \9 v
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
& e' W8 B: |/ {% m; P3 ptraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next: J. p+ Q0 x- ~+ u
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights8 ~) ?- I! G ~3 Q2 x; }( R
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how" w7 _; R. _, B, u2 v: Y
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she4 f' I, A$ x. r$ H9 T
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.# d# F+ a A$ z# y( |0 j1 e$ Q
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
1 x7 ]/ J$ X7 D& @/ k* [8 wlady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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