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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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/ t$ f; B9 F/ w; Whttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece$ B% ]0 K! ~3 N+ D3 E9 F$ ~6 L# V* b
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
' h7 L8 e# `/ U/ n, L" YThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. : ~8 z& d3 `" w7 Q( m6 u, l
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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$ J0 X2 \6 g% N! N3 F! d! t0 E( cOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. % B8 W+ | Z' J
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. , N) P5 T; a! F6 t, {/ g M6 H+ @
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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: g, P( R2 _" c$ s$ r. Z6 n"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ; O2 H! I# O" r- Q2 W/ ]3 }
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ' s8 G, K- A7 c4 L# L
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% E5 _2 w0 t. J7 u& G3 I"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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4 u; F1 }1 Q( p' y& W"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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) _, K. h+ W* x0 |4 t' qHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ( I, i9 a; s; Q4 U& u. G7 t: V# m: z
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