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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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+ m9 L. }0 e; E6 ^1 phttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece' i) d' O' O& W6 i D1 f6 z: J5 |
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
9 z p- W0 p5 n$ ^- b& h6 oThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 9 ?1 F! r3 `# Z4 \& F3 N8 @
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ' m: a; i% \2 ]# V
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. , t( R4 g" v/ b
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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* v0 M8 T+ s! I# ^"But it's not for me to question his story. ; }1 F6 U% F$ G8 [7 Q
$ Q3 {3 b1 |- ]0 {* B* B3 X"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." + U1 I6 t+ U2 S! p- {4 U* W
' a- b, G' E0 @2 L! w( eShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. # g0 q- y7 H, {) w/ Z2 D
# T1 Y9 b% P6 _" \3 A% @8 @% d6 F"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." " B% z* R8 _# H) C7 y
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. - L: C, u! K+ f+ _! q4 U3 B7 I
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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