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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。7 D( k7 J: e3 m2 s0 x
0 o8 @7 ?: d6 m* e1 Z7 Shttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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9 g5 l8 @1 s' s9 ?/ bA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
- t, V) F" ]5 j' O8 [: I7 HThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 2 a O5 T: R. e* {% t Z/ Y
! b1 K/ T) T% @2 F1 v, pThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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% ] ^7 c1 ~- f% jOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. : B* f8 |9 y$ t: t- d9 a5 i
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
1 {$ t5 S7 a$ D7 {- |: OA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. * A1 Z$ s* D7 L7 ?. b
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." ( d5 G3 z* k$ j L2 T
2 k8 w3 i$ U/ H1 {- G% Z8 X t# {( IShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ! H" H+ X) [$ ~! o) z. i* o; O: a9 T
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, h& s# P9 p1 i8 C" e" m1 d1 F3 l$ y"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. $ X) Q: W) Z. U+ J( t
$ a- ~( p9 C( D3 P1 ~" w# z: R"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." ; J8 X: O6 z5 z, d8 T) ^5 T. \! F/ f8 {
. x) v1 g2 O o% {Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. . D$ C* x2 ~4 C5 o/ C
- ] Y- i* L+ U1 v0 YA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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