信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

6 ], z( C: L0 jA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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* A% j1 H, d- i$ @2 k  }/ iHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

7 @, b# V. ^! N5 S: \5 ?2 ^" [+ AOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
$ E6 h/ F- o0 kLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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  U7 ?' V& h& P8 E3 C6 c; y"But it's not for me to question his story.
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  h% y2 T, D& \5 V2 c) J"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

$ P3 A  x& ]7 G& [" ^# MShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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- L! b8 b; M: w8 Y6 h3 u* vMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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' N+ ?" t$ [7 o" Q"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.

( H4 |! F) e3 |"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

$ d& Y7 }/ L3 b9 DHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.

: d$ A+ k. ^2 U1 `3 {A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

* u, b# P4 L. ]5 k* H"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）
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2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/

5 E4 l* f2 F7 e' e7 \God punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/

God punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。