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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。, @9 c% C$ N- F4 m' p
/ @1 i. \ j6 @6 B& m5 |. h, H& X4 Fhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece, w- x( ?& |4 x; Y( Z9 A# ?( z
! W9 I) ]: w! l# d3 ]( O. AA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
% j; X& i! U. {6 Z8 j$ qThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. - t: N* K9 l. A2 c
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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) B' w$ e- g8 d1 kThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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9 W X8 ]4 ~' p& GThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. ' N" h& B# ]* k
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
+ Z9 U& [$ W+ Q( W: M$ }8 ?/ u$ {A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. - d' m+ i" T6 ]
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"But it's not for me to question his story. , }3 [! }9 o: p7 ?& d
# R! Q" p: l a* n' f"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." , s" U" L4 i- A
9 z# [% ^$ n, m; q! pShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Q* `5 O( {( b+ rMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." % @. `8 ?# h) J; e2 h
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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3 r* J4 C& @+ C1 x+ b( DA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. . Y& q3 D+ F7 E/ b, X6 {8 F
- i$ k3 f" Q* `- S( z, y"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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