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发表于 2010-12-10 09:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。. H. I" K, W5 r8 f& ~. t

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' r) O+ @- \$ i5 t+ XA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. / U3 h5 x$ U0 G' x/ G
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. $ G- a& H2 p1 k. H. \" p
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. & b6 _1 \- Z  R0 ]! V) R1 K6 o: E
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
6 {2 h+ I5 ^: w, H# W6 UA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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; O+ E" d3 g% V"But it's not for me to question his story.
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3 Y/ W) B0 T  w0 {"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. , ^* x8 }- t. y! u9 H. \

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/ k2 P) a! `  G8 d"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 4 r' m* S- y) J. C

; a* G% X5 G" y* X5 _"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 3 a2 \6 p0 `$ [! |' E

% f, g  ~+ i: VHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
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发表于 2010-12-11 06:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个牧师跟这个不分高低。(是一个金属罐子)5 x; i9 ^: v" B
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-13 16:03 | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻。(偷笑)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-16 17:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
信耶稣,奇迹现
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2011-2-5 13:26 | 显示全部楼层
[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/7 h9 v' G& c. T0 t% d2 D

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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 14:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
退不了,因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:54 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
太无能了。
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发表于 2011-2-5 18:42 | 显示全部楼层
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-7 00:00 | 显示全部楼层
水牛都得不了,莫说永生了。
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