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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。3 J5 w7 H' d' z& t! p: Y2 [) C
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece2 L0 l' k& ^$ g/ A5 f# i* e
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. 7 D" I( S* P* l$ @
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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3 o" u2 N U- t: F- L! R/ G+ gHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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! v, W- R; D8 L2 `$ ~The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ) ^ E( Z! A3 j4 Z' i
4 A' w, O! r' ] l$ D' o: i+ jThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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. K0 o; Z& u2 iOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. * Y# u% p3 m' X, Y* R
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
8 i: |& W9 }$ MA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. * x& M, _& ~! o$ @) f8 f
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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0 N% g% j0 j: E) }+ X* |She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ' }' K$ H' B9 M7 l: b
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ) m, H) C& r" |. j2 ]2 i% V( w. P h
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. $ X5 g! L7 T0 a) L
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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% M7 O e- M$ \) @; C* pA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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