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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。2 Z, `" u( |# L
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2 e2 Z1 p6 w+ {+ j. ~/ hA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
* h4 u! ]$ Y" `8 T6 bThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. - I& R+ `; q* A$ N1 i5 I* ]+ Q
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. , g5 s" }' |! t5 F& Q
" d% e/ }) N5 g/ P" zThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. * n1 g: l5 O% t+ p
: V4 r0 v) }2 }3 f7 V& SOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
/ K4 I1 M! ?, a/ e& dLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. 0 [* U( L! T) s3 m6 B0 I/ d5 z
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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"But it's not for me to question his story. 2 S! i' V( s) N/ Y
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." / W. j: L$ F; V2 V2 ]0 Q
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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# I" h: G6 U) r6 a3 r, RMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. * b! C5 Z: b* I: D. t
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. : S' h$ j1 w2 ^7 R" ~: T
' W5 m/ n2 m* w- {* f5 rA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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