 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
2 l. c- x! U; v l& O/ X
+ z& s$ w2 l+ q; G+ M+ khttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece& E# d6 z0 ~, }( v5 z: `! s4 a
( P9 M9 b$ p! g6 o. u9 U0 H) aA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. % t' B* S9 W. a8 y7 b
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ' f* I1 N5 G9 a. P: g4 M
4 V. z+ }( w" iHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. # A Q2 P+ u9 r8 s" K7 G
- R8 i( e5 i- \5 V- t+ R% T) |" L
The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
* d8 `' ^# a9 Y7 o! Z" [ C
i$ [& A9 M) @The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 3 u9 L7 a/ j+ a8 f6 Y
/ r- M9 N( }" n! X
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. + { a+ `, b. ?$ I. [$ b4 K
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. - T5 p. I, z# K4 C: b2 c) S( F# J& U
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. ; ]9 i4 A Y. C# I4 V
* x1 `8 g2 j7 L0 N5 L6 y6 i7 T"But it's not for me to question his story. 1 l2 \" [ `/ P b$ N! E
, e5 ~: _, g& ~' E; J% U"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
$ N" v; m( u# O" ]! `2 p
$ u6 F- ^5 {8 P& x% x& J/ F6 BShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
# C( s! F4 a: J$ |# T
, P# a) v5 L% m/ s8 @7 l8 t) lMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
- S# P+ U: E# ?0 o1 B! L 1 {4 D: C6 H$ I2 D* c4 Q# X
/ p+ i$ b) a: `"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
a1 o& i0 K7 e; A- V8 u( b / y9 p+ p A, S0 G! J. B
"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
8 g0 B7 S6 i+ j: k0 p, K
2 [4 q S# u% J' z" aHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. d8 T1 e/ q$ N
9 K0 N2 @# r$ X8 W: ?9 }1 rA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
! v4 y# } Z6 R9 H 7 ]/ y3 J, q& V- ^* K L3 u
"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2010-12-10 09:45
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
楼主
