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Spring is officially coming today!
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, u' O1 \% R/ ~% pThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!) T! R% i+ W/ b' g7 N1 k
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."6 L2 D/ y, |& y3 k s% D8 i, b, E9 V
& E+ n% `# @6 q8 O0 z* u6 |# pSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."8 w, J! o& L$ Q6 ~' J6 c
9 v/ V$ [6 d5 R; \The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.6 N+ K0 y9 I+ x% N7 p
& }7 ?- q) V! m4 e% ]% G; GThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
% v) P, s+ U" qEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. r0 a5 k s+ t- b3 S
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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# }$ b( }- i5 y! D+ p1 }The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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