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Spring is officially coming today!* J- V* [, D; j' A: p' u! C
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!" e) y: c4 K" c2 _$ D0 K2 \
* H0 G9 Q5 O, u, L/ ^/ t4 jAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.", r' c# f2 c3 C/ @: T8 S9 R% G
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more., _- R/ G7 K; B; s. |; J9 i
" ?4 @. K* I. [3 X3 [* m. \5 t. }The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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# D5 D, i! C; ~" L6 L% @The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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: }3 V E2 P z W5 o: u& g9 lThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
8 V7 o3 m# o% n }Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.* V Z7 e0 a! ^7 z
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."7 T5 ^+ U" \7 s, K
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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