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Spring is officially coming today!& L( P/ j; `0 ?( ^
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.8 y5 b/ o7 s( I' v- d ]
/ M1 v/ G4 a3 B7 a ~1 TThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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- k N( Q0 T# P8 X' OThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.% _! X# s7 f8 ^% [$ H
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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7 z" w. c9 J$ Y) p3 PThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."' W* d/ E: q. N) i2 {" e. K
9 b5 o8 e4 _( ~4 UThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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