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Spring is officially coming today!
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/ U! M/ a" j: w" B* _) d: TThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!, d+ v% c" F7 T( z. [! I. B# }% _
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.". p7 }+ S& q1 |9 @( n
: v* e# h! X: t5 kSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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( N3 P8 H/ p1 A& \- t( z1 o) OThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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! S0 K" e3 d$ W8 i: TThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
8 m; q1 M5 H/ _Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.6 ~$ j4 Q$ r5 t8 D4 f
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."9 o/ O4 f$ O! n- a O
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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