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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!2 i: |( l* H4 s, v
% Q, {8 [( ^ e4 ^ TAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.% K i! _2 I: P8 V0 @9 V( F
7 W) x, n4 s S" D; I4 Y' AThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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4 O! `- K, P. m, OThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: B% G+ |5 s5 Q I
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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( ?7 U, \/ M# b4 aThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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1 Y0 W9 K* \& Y b2 L% lThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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