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Spring is officially coming today!1 B- K& |- `+ y2 F0 \2 U
4 ^$ W; h1 w# X, A+ m" ZThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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0 y+ G* F# h4 S+ BAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.) |0 E5 }5 b7 J7 P f+ o8 n# K
. U3 t( P1 Q) u3 ^% FThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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. ^1 U3 H5 O q5 c' q1 p |The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
& g' U" r2 Z9 r7 l/ dEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.; x4 y. x# L# Z0 p! z% O: f! e
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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, G' ]% [1 I9 Q1 |The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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