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Spring is officially coming today!
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# Y5 n* [7 p' ^9 _+ o" w3 o$ U3 @4 `The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!+ e7 J2 Y8 m0 m4 n/ w3 l9 N2 U
+ B. D8 j0 s' R4 l& n& P0 R3 FAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.4 w8 q+ V1 l, J6 q% D6 Y
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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: b( |- p( F0 g! d4 b1 Q0 wThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.3 R3 R8 j, L y' {/ `( a
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: e2 n9 a- m* R& E- Z
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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