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Spring is officially coming today!
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4 V9 H: i4 v( q5 I$ S' QThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!4 V7 l* O# D$ U7 ^- c' ~- l
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.8 e/ i- Z3 z3 `. X5 B
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.( }; Z" Z4 |8 d5 j( E; ?
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.5 {+ l2 Z6 s0 }! B+ K0 c5 H
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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