Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
) }  H& {# y8 P$ D) S& B>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 g) c, m5 y+ z, E# `3 V>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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+ q2 b& x8 C% Y% \' V' T! H>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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  @, `# y3 ], @) Z1 n: A, Q>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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* t3 o/ C) Y# z! U7 V; j( c$ E: g>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
( q/ b8 S2 t+ L( i0 q0 h>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
7 |3 W0 ]# ?+ e9 q>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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! q/ K5 L* x2 E7 j>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
0 X+ v; U' g6 x3 X>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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9 T/ h+ L! U; e- h6 \>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
& q# ~" N9 I1 i9 [) [; F1 e6 o>>             First date: Meet her parents.
7 X. k/ F7 T; h0 a4 V; [% Q>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
: M8 D- E' L, M$ O+ Q. B2 W6 m" j: y>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
0 M* H- `1 g& C/ J, h2 i>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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1 a7 Q7 S" P5 ^) y9 g. @  W# L>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
% ~4 X, n+ z" z; M; O& y>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
7 j/ `/ ?- s' Y9 C/ t>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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" a% [3 \$ z$ T; q>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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) a; @2 G4 G# C$ `0 U# S( o>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
: e5 h( M, T; [6 @1 ^$ ^& n* w3 i- I>>             No third date.