Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
/ J0 m& Y9 \/ A0 `& Y$ v7 j# m>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
* V7 a( a9 C) Z. x5 t' q: z>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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8 \% ~& x( d- O0 j, c! P8 U; c* g: V>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 O  @/ h0 }/ _' h$ l, h5 Y6 k>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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# i' U4 {" V) ^3 y>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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1 h2 C+ j" F  v1 c3 @>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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7 `  X  |! h9 w9 {; I>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
% I2 K6 k; n) i* ]: ^% o; i>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
9 m; E: ]4 j- t>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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8 _& H6 r- {. a; ?5 N8 ~( R>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
  Z" e  b5 R! E3 B>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
8 S7 B1 }' K- e* P0 n5 C# x. d( X>> nothing happens.
8 z6 I) @, M" s2 A: q>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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3 z% N: T* y. v2 M2 o. s! G# r>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
+ p0 h+ Q% T( Y>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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, }# K- |8 p% J# a2 Q; O; v7 q>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
5 i8 z  ~. t; J>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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8 e7 x9 T% q+ S% Y, s, ~9 d>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
; R; u9 k; Z1 A>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
. p+ A4 y4 b$ f/ @0 u, E>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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, ]5 O1 e. s) B>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
8 r2 k( J8 X" [>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
2 i) T6 L8 J& w& V1 J% i% I" o>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.