Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
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>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
0 w% v4 M- }: q* w, z>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
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insists on
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; X: z* r+ Z$ b5 {( f>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
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! i9 e3 p- @0 y- Q/ F3 E2 K>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
% I% T6 C3 H; f% L5 V>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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3 D0 l8 ^0 y+ {1 I  O2 x/ z>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
. A  |% p3 ~* z>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
! c/ [+ D; `6 P" l/ I/ y/ m>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
$ r0 O8 V3 K6 F>>             First date: Meet her parents.
/ ?8 M! r* m$ Z+ t>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
9 z& g# P' ?. K9 k2 E>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
: H6 f  {3 ~) \! y5 M3 a7 m>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
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sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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4 C: B$ g! s$ R2 B>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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4 i. k" u/ l. v. B  k! T>>             ARAB WOMEN:
: Y& I  |. E$ J" i: ]>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
1 l) S( ]6 _( ?6 V( K>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
, W0 W' g4 b1 q6 r9 c! H+ E>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
) B& _9 h( h, t3 Q" ~>>             No third date.