Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
; }/ t* a  x1 a>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
8 ]( e# G2 }) j- O. M>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
: A! C( c7 w5 M- X1 P7 u>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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# j) |. M0 o4 o>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
! \: c$ R" {/ Z>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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1 L1 u% x% [& r9 p# v>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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+ i9 G0 U1 L4 |) L1 Q, M>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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# i4 g1 ^8 l* E1 D9 _+ _>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
' z! l( V7 }1 h0 v3 F; K- d! r>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
" r+ |/ \3 z" ^2 Z>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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. x7 A8 E2 S( i>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
! y+ i% U' D( b: Y8 ?/ g>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
+ w# g- {( t: z0 x>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
7 U: H: Z& \# H) a# J>> Nothing happens again.
7 m$ N& r( @- W) s>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
+ k; i4 A6 a( x% o0 o, P>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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+ s9 v& j! s. [( ]6 t: {1 Z% v5 z>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
9 A9 r  m# I* f- c>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
$ V: z, v3 R3 h3 D, B* D  `& @>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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  J9 w3 n  A. X4 m! R: O>>             BLACK WOMEN:
% }- f. H3 f& S( c' e; ^>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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1 k1 W; i5 F, B1 s" X- {8 ]>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
; d6 F( b5 ?& x! z  ~# J. C>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
% A$ z7 @; o( a6 \>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
/ [! X! `# B( T/ F* t>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
) K6 S# I/ k4 ~4 z: q/ U>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
/ X* _% @1 k% ^, |>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
1 h2 z. s8 ^) N0 E. M5 w>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
6 \9 I- Q7 q# G6 g. L: _8 r>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.