Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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" m$ t* |, m. t# k' N" c>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
: X* M. w- Z& o% C7 X& @, Q% U# f5 t>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 H( ]7 n& z, J: R  t5 ~# _>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
; g+ s  r( a- m* G' b# G>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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9 u' m( Z" I( N. z# W3 Q5 |>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
/ E( g' t6 x* r9 S. x% J3 J: y- O- `9 [>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
5 V" D) r: M& C6 B) c2 Z3 t3 \>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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" j- l; D0 v+ s* B; D>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
) A( Y# R3 `9 N>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
. O# G2 M; P$ g/ w: j% U1 k( E>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> again.
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8 _+ @+ _! Q- w' W  \>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
3 J4 z: O' G3 D5 _5 H>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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1 Z5 Z# U6 ~1 ~3 A>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
$ c$ V% m- s+ ~+ M6 h% z>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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6 J' k5 Z8 q1 z0 G% T7 K6 L>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
; l! {. i! U& c9 T>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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3 G( ^6 }2 J, _4 }) ?>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
  t# E" n7 C: ?# i>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
" m7 y$ K3 r9 l9 g>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
4 d% a0 o" E8 M4 c6 O! c>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
' A2 l. J1 L6 c9 v) @>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
3 Z* ?" O9 x% {/ B* _>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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) ?1 t1 ?) x! f' x>>             ARAB WOMEN:
4 P* i: S* \+ F4 C9 m+ \$ w8 @>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.