Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
- Q$ b! \" z* W( y>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
, z: g; m% W! [9 n7 ^, L>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 o7 ^2 T  L* z6 S) x1 F>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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7 f$ {( \* v7 f9 z5 ?/ A>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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" z, L$ s7 }) w>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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% q3 i3 d7 ?: @# Y% T! f/ x>> thought of having sex.
/ J; @" u& q( p1 W' C>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
% L9 A5 g: m4 I2 m3 u>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
& @$ N1 V9 w- g>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
( o% K* z3 W! |6 `' b0 N  A- n5 \>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
$ \3 M  ~5 P6 S/ J2 N>> nothing happens.
  u. ~1 z) b  s6 E( u>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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# c5 H, E6 g6 j>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 [4 U  q9 M. X- Z8 y>>             First date: Meet her parents.
1 A  j+ G, R% x3 g' Z>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 S* l- _0 q) ~2 H! [- j. q+ @>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
2 r+ b! U0 Z  M) u7 d1 Y) w  x>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
' A7 T( L- p- c' c) c; s>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
% V( i9 R# I* E& W2 `* F: t& n>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
% n2 s1 T( N& I' x>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
4 j* h- l9 w9 m>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
: e  ^* Y- R$ F, D7 T# ?for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
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5 J: o2 b% J2 \. ~! Z>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
# V7 W/ V7 B  I4 q: S>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
1 o! Q# W2 i; v5 z9 `  ~/ [8 q1 {>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.