Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ z. {& f$ `6 {1 n, F6 O- ~>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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2 C, B0 d4 i* I# |6 R3 d/ t& g>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
# }) u/ z7 n# f) b* Emissionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
) t/ \$ H2 ?" k! B7 v>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 T8 g4 L9 B$ o0 `7 s0 t/ A7 K>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
" t& D0 P6 L7 {5 t8 C% o>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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! B6 }. P! q" b% Z>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
/ P  ]2 E4 x  s/ c, F>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
4 M# s, A6 Z5 j% b# s) g0 X>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
! n2 L  v* e1 z>> a 3-carat ring.
$ `* e( o8 H/ I. P% Y' I. o>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
( a  u1 K- k4 y$ g+ i>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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8 k( x/ H2 H# _& }7 c' V3 `$ y, f>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
% B% }2 _0 N/ P5 q8 s3 }>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
' U5 i$ z6 d; j4 M>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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4 m: n7 U5 W9 D7 B/ p" B7 t: s' j* o>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
; w2 x4 S& b' x+ R4 A>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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1 P$ Q+ _  m; {' l>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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9 D% y" B2 [( @" D% X; f" `+ z>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
* y) d. g! k4 Q% M9 _( ]% b5 R6 ]>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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6 D1 b( e& z7 z/ K% p8 d>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
3 j: P1 R) H* C/ e' b+ t- y>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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2 V3 p- Y; b, e# j3 V5 B>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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2 u  g3 ?7 b4 F* \& j) _  ?& f0 W( z>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
. g' b3 F+ ~5 V# s7 D>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
. i! b3 C1 X( \0 J, m1 x>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
2 H2 A0 t; R( Ufather,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
! V; g. f% y7 Z>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
5 G. z( P+ J7 a- j' j$ q) G& msister's
# B. R' w) q# a>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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  h# D& y- b2 s) l# K9 E>>             ARAB WOMEN:
4 \/ j8 v; ^  W% g>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
- M  N" o/ q$ R9 v2 T+ J4 v>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
  L% Q: e' u: s4 s& \" K>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
) O" j, h3 O( _, [( V0 T( Z( E>>             No third date.