1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 T6 C" k6 C* a5 P I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist., L& r# F0 O$ l3 M0 Y4 k( E' t
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?0 X; f0 z8 R$ X' u3 ]6 x% A
Not is you’re a chicken.; A- p" I2 M4 ] [9 }# {
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 6 s3 v6 w$ a- \+ V1 P) G+ ?8 X The outside. ! r6 H X2 L: T, _. \4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?" w6 J ~/ i0 n, z- a4 T
Fry-day! 6 `# S6 G/ h( }+ k4 W5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?: h1 [2 G- x/ H/ }
No idea./ l0 r- Q% b( `" u3 o
6.Why you go to bed? . L6 q0 K8 {$ |) K% z Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表/ C' O s' I( Q) E
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 ]. J% [: j) [5 p. k$ ?
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.8 x8 P$ v, H3 ]# t2 [
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? @4 Y5 }: L: @0 |* W9 g% B h* [
Not if you’re a chicken.9 v, `8 K4 D. f" P8 P$ C
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 6 O) h& G O4 E. F1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? M7 L) V; j5 G% K( ]' p7 x# ~7 T2 O I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ! M+ @& K6 m0 Z% R6 p* M2.Is chicken soup good for your health?5 w: U* r' E- f- K
Not is you’re a chicken. , W: b- z: _4 J+ _3 {3.Which side of the chi ...