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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
- O A: E' v0 k8 h; V5 _# J: R I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
& P1 |% i0 p6 C$ q4 ~8 I3 c0 h8 j" n# x, F2.Is chicken soup good for your health?
+ h B4 C; T$ X; I! O Not is you’re a chicken.) J# m+ q, |4 ?( }8 S
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
9 i, R2 G/ ? o! o9 E! U$ \0 h S The outside.
9 e, A8 ^+ q7 d) R4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?6 K# Z! h0 ^$ I7 u
Fry-day!- }0 B2 R q# M. A
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?4 v* ~7 N, i1 w" H9 r& a
No idea.
% c) H2 s5 B/ l% D7 z& }, m6.Why you go to bed?
4 J! {" B7 }, ?3 l# o" R' |+ Q Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47
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