1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 G% M+ c4 z* o/ y, m I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.2 @8 k# q7 G1 D5 h- a! E! E; \
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?2 a2 K( p2 y( A) t2 c" T+ y
Not is you’re a chicken.; \/ N; H1 \7 K/ n7 I8 H8 x
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?* S8 u. Z) m3 F
The outside. . V+ S/ ?9 l1 w) I, L4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 6 O3 q, S+ {2 b( [0 _6 o" M5 v4 U Fry-day! x y! E/ j$ Z" H& O9 d5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?- g4 n" @1 w+ ^, z0 E9 w- {
No idea. / O2 S& v) ~ K6.Why you go to bed? - i5 p4 f0 D9 ?) A Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表$ h2 i# [* p: `" T
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? & Q! ^) a6 `( C* T( } I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.1 H, ?4 {7 `0 j2 r/ J+ {0 V
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?: b! J' W- h. h( s( R# Y, _
Not if you’re a chicken. - t" p$ v9 `8 V; P7 O' ~) P0 ]3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 # v9 G* t6 o6 q% D4 a) w: u1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : N( D; W# n' F I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist." h, q* I+ [7 n1 Z2 L% {
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? ' ?. f* y w2 e$ `3 A( M2 U$ F0 G Not is you’re a chicken." Y) p, B! g6 r; ^
3.Which side of the chi ...