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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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7 q: n$ e+ ~. X! U$ L; e# ?9 U. LHe pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
2 G; Z. ]- p" I( Hsales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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% h: Y4 A% x1 } O. f2 n* hThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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' u/ y! a2 ]- q5 M/ b! @) p BWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 5 ?8 M3 a( o, j9 h5 W
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 8 U3 L1 L: o ?( x, Y1 `( E
& E' m6 D% m, n4 ~8 E1 dThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
& n, Q6 W: y V/ r. Z7 uDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" $ Y5 ~! j3 g! L' r
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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