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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ' c) e2 F$ K6 d3 S! I- p
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
5 u7 g8 X8 y6 a5 H. Q$ ksales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" ; C0 m& ^9 X4 |$ C8 K3 _9 y9 U% t
7 ]. b# k; D- g2 R8 p+ t( K1 X M5 LThe salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?) e" o. u& A' ^( R7 _/ `
( I# U2 e; a( [8 {8 ?1 `We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
7 o( S5 l: |" ^* |! q& F' Tfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". 8 h' }7 \) R3 c5 b# z
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
" ]( i/ T$ V; D% W/ d# L. HDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 7 |* q' i6 S- k1 J3 u# L
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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