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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the & g; S3 p/ A7 E- l M% F
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?! f& f+ s% T' u
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie ! X8 q6 B {% }4 l7 E7 ]: S
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
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8 I/ Z* ~/ S& _3 p- d) m: N8 B& a) BThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the " n% W4 d# |1 d) p* j* y& l
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" 8 K) s0 _0 ^# O7 ^# ]
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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