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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
) \/ { B1 ]* i% a: ]! p! v2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 4 U5 @6 f( _( ^
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
% s# C/ ~, ?- {7 _4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
* o( p& d+ f; r7 s7 S: i* Y5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. , c* u2 H( P) i2 ~' p. k$ \5 l4 P
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? . W- h" x/ z( v$ E6 I
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
# ~) R7 f" H; Q. `5 e) F8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. + [8 u; G5 Z* \: A& m: h7 z8 G
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? . k: l4 ~7 M0 }% [8 G, u
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. 6 E( z* a0 ^5 c4 n
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. + e& u# ? Q2 `6 [& U) v- w
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" ) Y8 J! k; }; b( M V
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
( F0 ]2 c) I' Z14. Can I flirt with you?
- {5 U: m4 s% @6 e% q15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
$ ?/ {! i- r/ J3 N: D6 D/ B y5 H16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 0 [; h" V; n) I7 n: G J
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. % z0 ^2 @. a X
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? & N8 o/ |7 h7 |0 Y8 x% y
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
3 _4 n) ^" ]( }' m1 t! [& ~! M20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 3 l7 O: }* q w/ ~- Z
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ( \$ T4 Z: s7 [- ?: ^
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
V7 U+ y0 `8 m, x1 x23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? * c7 B" Z) C7 ^8 U/ W+ M7 @
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? . V6 D2 q, H7 n: V J0 i
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
; a _( H- @/ \26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ! L5 ~# K) m" |: D' `3 o$ ^
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? * T ?% y% o& k* f
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. / C5 o. _% n! Z* {7 q% o7 q
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
1 f" u0 O7 m a7 C5 ~& \2 L30. So... How am I doing'? % K: V8 T8 h9 Z% j7 Z
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
/ ]+ g2 o, e( b& C32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 1 M# E8 D7 W2 V( e8 @
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 8 `1 e( [( j/ l& V8 ?) w
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? - u4 M2 p6 A G# y7 l) p6 F9 j% v; Q
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ( O+ ?1 m% R! r6 }3 c
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? + b9 D( ^! Y4 \0 d9 S
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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