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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. ! f0 p3 R8 q, a+ x
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. $ L' B" v, h: s/ i3 V1 i
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
+ w% N- H4 P' e1 B4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] ! C" G* `1 F2 f. Y; O
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
0 @& L e; l& B# R6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
9 q: b$ `* Q7 B& H- d7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
6 r: }! ?) y. d( C3 o8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
4 e5 q* E3 A8 D1 G- o4 F9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
* t3 y& O* J, i \4 J1 D10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
. k3 q p1 ?% r; |& ?6 X11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
0 v4 W. E1 p5 {3 t12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
; G" H/ s. a1 o13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 6 f. c3 X6 \- V$ f
14. Can I flirt with you? . Y+ r0 p3 a* r
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
+ [3 T- [) F2 R. s h P' y; ]* r16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
z7 ~/ m8 d: R! K17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. * K; t y) E! C! {1 Z/ M
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
8 M3 t# A" _9 i! p$ @" n4 Q- y19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
# o/ ]. u! S- X, w" x7 G20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 1 f: @, ~2 f$ y% k& s0 @
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
0 n5 m- G: R1 Y; P" j! q22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
2 G, h3 W+ t7 S% C( c K) ?23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
2 h6 q* `6 F9 C+ J/ A4 l) g24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? # ^5 @ P$ J f: d6 r, M8 P+ Z# v
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. # s _, s( M+ [, O9 G# N5 F
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
; W. I# u5 V/ r, L27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? $ W8 D; b6 g P, S' H: }! H
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
7 X" m* Y; [& r29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? . R+ a! R3 z& L% R
30. So... How am I doing'? ' I$ K0 t/ u' m! a( M4 g( s* L
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
, d8 ` L/ k a T, D# Y32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
! `8 x8 h( D9 W% v9 h5 g33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
5 ~5 v* {/ Z& M k7 @; x34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
7 T2 w: `+ b, S. u35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
/ g: {0 m3 D; v# [/ [# G0 M36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
( Q5 w. Z9 b' X0 f3 ~: z37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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