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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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; O6 i# m$ ?2 Z$ \; D1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 8 X# l9 S8 D) B- n9 L# s# |
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. , G$ `' j! T% q" y0 p/ v
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
5 r2 h% z3 F* A2 {2 C4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# o8 R2 J5 @$ i# B+ z6 m+ a5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
+ G& A7 x+ o5 f5 s2 s5 f3 F, S6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
) f: {; E# ?8 K; f3 b7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ' ]$ }% {* o, T: Z! f# C
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 7 X3 K) _9 r/ H8 s8 d
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 2 t7 |$ L2 A3 a# B' ^; z% S1 ?
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
; Y) h# d3 e. I' g- Q0 l5 O11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
5 D0 h5 ?6 U8 P+ p# _12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" : w8 S) D y- h+ j8 V C# ~8 y! h
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
! w/ _2 v1 c, f: Q8 }, o14. Can I flirt with you? 5 F8 Q! Z" {" [, @" m
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* c1 G6 R/ R' A- G) y5 B. B16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ) N1 Q: Q( S+ P, T A
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. $ c& \: u! n) K& [! f
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
# L# s- ^. a( R9 j$ L9 G. J19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
6 [" W. K5 v: {- W: N20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 6 w) L+ h& I% l9 ]; f% @
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
- Y+ G* U7 Z P8 C: ]22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 5 b+ i( M; C& a3 h3 p% i7 A
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
' [6 R r8 W a* ]5 D24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? & ]7 X( w! C" N# ?$ ^; n: M' l' r% _
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. z* q% L0 M* [* t O
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
$ u9 y( @. _6 K% I r/ s L27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? 4 v& Y' n3 F; f; x) _6 Z. E
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
# m: A5 Q. h A29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
' v( a1 m w/ I7 c8 t30. So... How am I doing'? 5 c- ` e5 G7 `5 F ~
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
, W, F" l/ m z' l; b8 C32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
* I! m, |$ r. r7 q( b33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? $ w4 Y. h# e N) p6 }
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
2 V' w+ @. q9 \35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
0 @" a1 P, l. X2 I36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
7 {% G* U2 ^4 Q" K37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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