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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.' o- B5 Q9 l0 h8 i" }
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8 s% ~) C s7 ]$ W# R* R0 Y3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.' W S5 O j. M
+ A# G, {4 A+ M" N4 G, D" n0 o+ ?, t% p4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6 j6 I+ Z: q `% R6 F- i6.) You watch the Weather Channel., D! d1 c6 c9 a: J4 g6 r$ s
. e$ S; U z# d# P/ J! ~7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.& G6 g0 U; E8 F6 k6 @* M
, C, n# o, w. K" E) Q+ T5 n8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.9 {3 T p8 ~0 `9 U
2 u$ V% ~6 a; a0 `10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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/ t! r$ f- B4 y3 f& P$ f+ r! D11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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! H) Q4 q3 x# U3 [. ^' l13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up., Q" k1 Q7 B; ^- q( _3 M. H( ^+ l. c# h
7 j# ]2 V5 ]* m( s7 T7 Z6 m14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.9 [, E" h2 m+ r8 o8 {$ z: Y
c4 K8 n. Y* F y* x2 D16.) You take naps.
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, w0 k- S4 X) f. N1 M' i17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.+ k) B/ o+ P# d+ Y, c# `
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.: Q" S% e3 O* H* z# e
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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9 }" a( S1 F2 u# W5 @/ X6 r4 Q20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.2 q- L S1 w0 u7 a/ L
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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9 c: M. G. d- Y; h! g23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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