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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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& G/ E/ F/ b5 j* d' y3 s2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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& t+ ?1 G# r4 M g6 w# k2 _3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge." @9 ]) A \& {& [- I% h# ?
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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- c5 l' Z% K( Z: a, ]. N, j5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.1 ?( @. V6 J% x3 K# x( V2 p) N
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.$ a6 o4 X# G: J' _0 B% S/ V: _3 c+ z
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.3 D* G1 h' C0 L( U: x
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.- {- e' D) Z |
! G7 t8 X$ f1 w: l, ~* X4 g9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.! |. N4 O. _. \ y: v; j
, U: M9 E9 W+ ]) T, k" P, p10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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6 t9 Q# l1 k6 j12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.# m+ p. O; b: T# h3 N+ Z; u; J, U
5 b7 y& F. v: G" A3 H13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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; b! w) W. C# K' W& W# l15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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( q/ N4 c4 h8 V- v17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.( t" g' ?& U, r n
4 [. E7 m7 P4 v1 j7 `19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.& R1 S5 r. o/ j
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.- V/ B8 M' \& S$ E( [
( `0 i! x, f" H" v# _0 T21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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# j2 L7 z- @' b, Q22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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1 u8 ^7 P, U4 i23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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