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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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( M# e; M$ j5 U* o2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.) N& D7 r! g# [  Y4 ?" p6 X/ z! P

% A9 [+ K1 q' X5 \7 X- i5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.4 T! ~$ |* v+ F

$ d. A0 s7 X+ t! y* \- C6.) You watch the Weather Channel.' y' k. y1 v2 y& {4 _$ T* K- b
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.* _2 ~( R5 c* j, g
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.8 S' ~7 @" ]4 P9 D  C' x+ t, k3 A
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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3 ?# |( Y/ h4 F11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.  {& n; F4 t" ?( f! V, Y

1 W% Q* o0 r7 E" y& K8 Y$ o12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' l1 v) B: Q$ U  M8 x: h

* \" A( }% Q, X  t* F/ e7 w13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.6 L* `- l+ Z1 \# w8 E* P

. k5 f, M$ U( I; ]# d14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.8 p% X3 S. h8 ?& B5 v# A- W
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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/ `, A  ?; A$ R3 o& B16.) You take naps.1 H* N& \/ l& X/ s, I0 J- c

9 V9 t. t, `+ {1 `6 g1 F' W17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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1 E! P  v. j( o8 S18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.0 T5 g2 D  w' f# c
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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, M8 W! T7 q8 {+ |21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"4 d2 D- ?) n- H, s4 o

+ {0 e) ]5 }8 r; |# k22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 8 P, m/ }  N5 Z- k- P
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
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鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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