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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 1 m9 \* }* j* r& W* ]1 c/ [; b- K; ^
8 E, u. s/ h% Q1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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6 T5 K) y5 ?! E. L( Z( @2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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+ L& A+ i' O- N' ]& a" |3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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( }8 n. t, {, r: }8 V5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.2 q3 n; e" c8 U; X8 P: J8 Q u+ o
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.1 p/ T- H0 P* ~6 N
" |( O9 S! Y& U5 h9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.1 D* {5 P" H, ?* z
2 x8 N5 p7 h ^10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.5 h2 ^' ~9 I* V2 o
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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: B" u) `+ |+ y7 g0 |13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.& {" X! d B3 X) C, @
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.+ W: }4 J1 N% o3 b* h. w- R1 f
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.7 n7 v+ Z5 P. L# `
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! p- K" r3 s2 d$ k$ ^1 v% J17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.4 s& b5 X; l) w! E2 B. m
+ l, N, }# p( y! a5 V+ d18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.3 V. B3 W$ `* q; ?
4 v( ~+ g: y( ]4 d19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.3 O& K) h& X& p
" h2 U5 I6 Q* }0 X9 X" f20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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' j |: {* K! q% x% b F( ^& V21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"' S, r. A* |# W$ A% B0 n
; C' _* d; Y8 {/ \1 _22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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/ y% V9 U4 ?4 {) `+ }4 c23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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