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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.+ G. t4 |; ~- v" j, S) j9 Y
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.# @8 N8 |9 |" d# F1 A$ |
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.2 x( I' J! v1 G
; E- D( n/ }$ @) r: x4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.4 H. c* S' L& m7 A0 J
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.4 C' H% V# T% L8 ^3 }4 y
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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0 [& m( ?( |4 M5 N) w" c8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.* ]9 i) ]# Q: [
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)& ^7 u. {" b. e( ]. z! n
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' e, W; V" O. J8 j0 @
7 d/ P6 {, t* u+ ? E+ L9 i0 Z13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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0 Y8 r# t1 [- Y) e6 _14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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3 o( E: ^& k+ @16.) You take naps.
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+ Q7 S% y4 C% x6 ?! h17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.3 ?. f, y+ @' c) S% f4 T5 m3 M3 ]: y
0 f3 h$ j, f3 v- F! F! c: i18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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: g. d# e; `/ x+ P: r" b19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.5 B) @) [8 g0 f* k3 P
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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3 O) L2 p4 d: U, F1 {$ V21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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* o" _6 T( `+ C9 m+ n- m/ B1 w22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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