最强的英文翻译

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1． we two who and who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2． how are you ? how old are you?
$ H" @, g7 s8 z2 j3 Z　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
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　　3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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　　4． you have seed ,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ,together !
) j  V1 r7 A9 E  \1 h$ D1 r　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

) T8 @7 x. Z* k% o　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
　　nothing to say,go home!!
5 h) y! r, O+ P# C. V　　有事起奏，无事退朝

+ h) {* Q' Q0 `/ J+ c! Z- p8 O　　6． you me you me
　　彼此彼此

+ }2 E1 d) Q9 E9 L3 O+ v　　7． You Give Me Stop!!
　　你给我站住！

- G" W: B% m+ g/ Z$ K4 x+ r* o5 W  {　　8． know is know noknow is noknow
　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

# o6 }. e0 A  y( D! \# \　　9． WATCH SISTER
# ~# @) s" V; A* L　　表妹

　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

/ Z' _& ]' q( k* q3 C　　11． American Chinese not enough
　　美中不足

　　12． one car come, one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
　　车祸现场描述

　　13． heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放

　　14． go past ,no mistake past
$ W/ ?* j, b6 P8 X　　走过路过，不要错过

　　15． 小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!

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