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罗米欧和朱丽业的天津版对话

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发表于 2006-5-7 01:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Romeo (holding her hand as they dance): "You are like a shrine enclosing a holy relic, and I would be unforgivably uncouth to touch it with my unworthy hand except that I am ready to "kiss away" the damage I have done." (In other words: "I love holding your hand; may I kiss it?")0 V; E0 e8 [5 P/ M# @+ j/ _) p
大妹子,你就象个围着老古董的小楼,我介手猫你,不能原谅,不过我想咬你一口,把我作的缺德事改过来
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. Y9 H% p3 x+ ~" g- O# JJuliet (probably amused, but cautious, teases him): "There's nothing wrong with your hand (I like it!), and handholding while we dance is quite legitimate; but you're being a little too bold in wanting to kiss me. If you're really a pilgrim, you should greet me only with your hand, as 'palmers' do."
$ p; K' d! b" `$ A5 F0 ^大哥,你介手没事。介不就系跳舞吗,人家说就说七吧(都要说3 音,带拐弯)? 你要咬我,可贼大胆拉。你要真系先头部队的,你该伸把手坑个气
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  b' a  x6 F6 P6 B& y4 s4 ORomeo: "Hey, even holy pilgrims are human: they've got lips. Please let me kiss you."3 {" _3 u: y+ j/ Q# O5 z/ |6 W$ @# h
就系先头部队的不也系人吗,他们不也有舌头吗?让我咬你一口吧- u& C! s2 [* k4 I& U1 Q

) G( k5 f: n. ^7 UJuliet: "Pilgrims use their lips for praying, not kissing."
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Romeo: "Fine, so I'm praying to you to let me kiss you. If my prayer isn't answered I may lose my religious faith."# i- n3 P9 |- f4 a
你介人,好吧,我向菩萨念经要咬你。要是还咬不了你,我就不信佛了, j  A6 v. T' y7 l" D, ]. M! B

, Q6 Y1 \# E# I; x2 b6 B9 J9 H' cJuliet: "Well, if I were a statue of a saint you were praying to, I might just grant your prayer although I'd remain motionless." (In other words, "I won't kiss you; but yes, you can kiss me.")4 K  U& \0 |& `' }
大哥,你要介么说,要系我也成佛了,我就依了你介臭小子,不过我可不动阿; J0 i8 V! A1 }# h2 L1 f( Y$ u" t9 U" r
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Romeo: "Stand still while I kiss you." (He kisses her lips.) "Just as a pilgrim might kiss the statue of a saint in hopes of receiving forgiveness for sins, so your acceptance of my kiss undoes any sin I committed by holding your hand.": V1 I. h0 d5 P" A2 q
大妹子,站好了,我咬啦。先头部队咬菩萨就赎罪啦,你让大哥咬一口,我刚才握你手的事不就结了吗
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Juliet (thrilled and amused at the same time): "So you claim to have gotten rid of your sin by kissing my lips. Now I've got the sin. What are you going to do about that?"# U9 Q7 @+ [5 u* X) }
你介人,你系咬了我啦,你赎罪了,可我被你祸祸了,你有吗折?立马
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3 j; G1 a1 d. o3 s+ [Romeo: "You want me to kiss you again? Great!" (Kisses her again.)
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1 A5 P) A9 E, vJuliet: "You don't really need all this artificial argumentation to justify kissing me, you know.."
$ N  F' a  M* Y* W+ h$ r0 Z你听着,你以后别拿没屁演的话来找岔咬我。
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发表于 2006-5-7 03:41 | 显示全部楼层
有点儿意思,谁还能翻成别的方言?山西话,上海话,东北话......
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发表于 2006-5-7 09:29 | 显示全部楼层
上海话估计看起来就比较困难了,东北话么,等我想想看再说
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