This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
8 i, Z1 \! |- M* o4 {  v' E#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
& n, d, s1 ]' N$ U, t! B#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
3 F3 A+ L5 N( k8 Z9 s  O: y#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
- q$ i* n5 o( c! [, Y* v, q#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
9 H- o# l& x8 \4 ^4 |8 u' ~#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
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" {- H' ], l! L5 R  @# v, nthat's good one