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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Enjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:! G! q* `  [4 \& i3 A1 i2 P3 r
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/, I; a& l$ ?( |

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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes." w8 M, O7 r; }2 L
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
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#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
: b' J$ R4 h4 y$ E. @#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
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#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?( F2 e) ?6 W! ^; W( ?( T
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.' w* U3 _9 m5 ]

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" W3 k9 S  h: W* J4 TAnd, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
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看过笑了的,回个贴吧。9 u! Q6 `. A- U0 S
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 / |6 _  L* l- Q# @8 w2 S. H
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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