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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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% i6 q5 l8 T, g5 z) uTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
5 e( H5 p9 B9 a' r% W#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
4 Q# W# u! T' T) M#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
. E: L1 }$ u% r, A! G' Q) S& _+ O#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
# K2 S9 h# z! u& L+ `#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
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#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下/ n" |* S+ G. J& l
手枪比你的女人好的十大理由* ?1 g6 c4 Q% k" F( a
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 6 i4 r( F4 z! ]3 i
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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that's good one
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