This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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6 h- y. g" J2 i0 ETop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
; b! z% g/ y, z% F2 ~#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
: p8 i. J8 j' }- ]3 R+ B#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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' U9 s( s9 l+ {6 b# b9 d& ]#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
/ G) k* f6 j! R" s$ r0 L#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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" M; D+ a% \% z* ^And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "



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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
6 z0 H2 U8 E' F; W  }# F2 K 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。
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goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
' f- f  Q7 x' v" p* p3 t看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one