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This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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发表于 2012-3-23 10:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 白加黑 于 2012-3-23 11:38 编辑   H+ P9 d  G( N; |; A2 V) T- ~$ i
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( y1 r; _6 Y% \) J" Q7 _% D2 uEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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More pictures are here' u$ V* j+ U6 G" ~
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.' l) z5 ~- V3 [5 M" e3 L4 c* \, P5 o

, W) ~! h. l" V2 T8 LTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman, m4 T" E- K; G0 r$ F
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. ; f( K! l' F3 J5 u" V! N5 X
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
. q( ?' Z# a3 f#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
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#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO./ h2 W1 f* g* @
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
+ |% Y5 w+ e# o3 k#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
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#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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' x# z9 _" I: D6 s6 E/ z& g#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 11:39 | 显示全部楼层
中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
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发表于 2012-3-23 13:08 | 显示全部楼层
So true! Love the last one!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-3-23 20:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。
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发表于 2012-3-23 22:37 | 显示全部楼层
白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19 8 d. X/ i" x* T8 t1 c; r, g
看过笑了的,回个贴吧。

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