 鲜花( 499)  鸡蛋( 10)
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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创); \3 b3 n* ]" Y. B
+ w8 {6 O/ @6 u( k1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
3 J) q, i* w! S6 ?9 L1 r2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
/ Q, J9 x: i6 Y) G" c; C1 E# i3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.1 l8 @( J2 H, ]
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.3 g/ Q+ s0 f3 F+ V9 S! l0 b( A7 A! x
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”./ I8 H; x/ u3 K% m/ Z7 P1 Z
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.8 p) _$ j4 [6 N9 S
7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.) s v o9 Y0 x0 r
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity. ! K. e9 R4 R, S2 A
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More if I have time ..
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