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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.& U$ j# c5 @7 F, ]' R
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.' [2 ~" ]$ F/ V$ n3 g# ]1 j
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
! J* t ]; k9 s6 j0 d% C% a, j4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better./ E; l0 t7 D* [
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
4 j% S7 J; i' b' E6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
$ j7 ^1 L% \+ Y7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.- L9 A9 ^. S" p: f9 q: A
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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