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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. + G4 w. x% {6 m% A5 C( V, v& R

+ F6 P1 I' y  A/ E; s1 a" SIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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! ~& z4 `' U* ?$ i# W# HThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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) T6 @1 z$ m; F) [& l1 I! J" {Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state." k" w2 N9 e5 l  o) |. a! G; |
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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- h& I$ D$ k8 Z+ q9 A5 |It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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! r5 a5 n# P5 u3 V- `Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.) h) F4 }  j4 J8 Z% k

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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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8 J/ R! t, k8 i0 N, N! }Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut; Z- g- [6 v; @9 O

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# k) U% H' G: z* E1 Y& QWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋

npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52 6 b( q2 p1 T4 _' i6 F2 q
没有人理我?

( ]: l. w/ u, t3 s0 W/ {' `不可能,正在看呢~
1 C% C. e2 I" W6 g" c0 M; P" Z昨天看了“the vow”誓约
鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到3 M: U# ~( `+ h  k: n
这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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