 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. + G4 w. x% {6 m% A5 C( V, v& R
+ F6 P1 I' y A/ E; s1 a" SIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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! ~& z4 `' U* ?$ i# W# HThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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) T6 @1 z$ m; F) [& l1 I! J" {Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state." k" w2 N9 e5 l o) |. a! G; |
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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- h& I$ D$ k8 Z+ q9 A5 |It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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! r5 a5 n# P5 u3 V- `Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.) h) F4 } j4 J8 Z% k
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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8 J/ R! t, k8 i0 N, N! }Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut; Z- g- [6 v; @9 O
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# k) U% H' G: z* E1 Y& QWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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