 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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' j0 g% M, T* RThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.5 G: H, a" K) C, h$ }3 v7 a
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.( `/ t0 b' W5 W4 Q
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.4 z2 R$ o a# o9 g
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined., P6 I$ j' u0 S& B
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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& Y1 _$ G# u5 l9 j& W8 pShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'5 R' g) Y' \( x
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$ M# f; ]0 M' UThat's when she shot him.
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" G" O- Y: J/ b8 C! G1 QYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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3 D: n* @! Y, s' ^; `, |6 wWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! . x8 C+ H/ C; g' } G, k
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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