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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. % X# A% e% o: v* l. n
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.' |5 G) E6 n" h
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7 u/ C) i" P3 J+ O, t5 c3 s3 _Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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. b( A( h% V- }$ MDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.* J" T6 X0 p7 Y$ m+ Q
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0 o, N/ y+ b& k7 m4 P, n7 XIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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- j+ N( e2 U6 H# F5 XShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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: |7 N& h) n4 C. m) f: OWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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