 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. " Q* G1 ?" V/ n: i- b6 l. k2 R
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.! C* F1 Z9 ]9 _5 H/ Q5 k$ o- \
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined., Y7 u* \$ a* u! q4 d. M% \( Y/ K w
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.) b5 B" b! W6 R. y, m' Q
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/ j& m. s$ c3 ~7 n O# DShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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5 e6 ]+ j' x/ j+ R/ z7 I4 s( lFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!', g" L/ }3 |" Y, e2 k- Z2 }& d/ ?
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2 L: p! E8 M/ @/ Y9 zThat's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut/ ~+ P( p, G2 F
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 1 H! R3 B) T8 t: l
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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