 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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% v$ |9 K$ a5 L( z; Z% oIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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) R7 o/ h$ P. IThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.. ?6 k* A6 e7 a/ `# K
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7 G* ?* E, A4 F/ lArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. b- u7 M+ A! u/ B! s
" \* ^9 |+ @+ b1 V) JDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.. \1 J+ X& @8 ^" }8 ~$ a
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.2 y/ k3 r* e, t: q: K( i( K
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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/ G4 A) I" t# D1 hShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. ( _5 m0 @2 |# I: s% v6 H0 i2 W& D2 Z h
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( b# I' i1 v- H Y$ u- [Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'6 ]! f% G0 r; ?0 R+ k) a( P
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That's when she shot him.
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% N# ~% G, t. s7 wYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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w. k8 v+ C6 E% AWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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