 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 4 k4 P4 S4 U! a- L9 s/ Z
5 S( q" I# |! h) AIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.3 v5 x6 s- o7 ^9 E M7 k
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.0 E) n: ]9 P+ J* i: l4 @( v
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.6 G% j% l8 C3 S( y% i' l& F
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.* U; i; }" {+ u4 C6 V! R2 O
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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9 X5 f _4 O: Y! {: M! o: YFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.! ?0 x7 \! Z: X2 a- s# C
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+ L6 `$ Q8 k# S: g) V4 nYou know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut" e0 _ O' {, W3 Q+ H
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( _6 p) X0 t$ K7 l) u) h1 k) rWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! + ~6 i3 k% T) v- y
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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