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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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# ^! A( V* ^9 U9 e, `Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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5 f/ \  M5 f/ w' Y0 A+ n' pDuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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8 W. g4 Z8 p- cShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. 8 w8 Q" a# C% ?* i

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9 Z+ s1 D8 r! {Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'8 {. Z' c4 g. x1 s7 O
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That's when she shot him.( H/ }8 d& s6 ]' @; `9 I
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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; ~( u: p7 G0 j! y. sWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! 0 k/ K* E. B; a$ f. ?4 a

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鲜花鸡蛋

npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52 $ m/ n1 T1 P  ]% D* g& u( ]
没有人理我?
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不可能,正在看呢~
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鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到
  s0 w; ?: Y$ ^; R/ Y这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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