All Numbers Are Equal 9 D3 }2 x' S: N0 TTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then 3 s) @1 k- M- `& j+ L1 F8 J2 U
( O+ `* @* S @. }8 Oa + b = t+ w7 V Q" w- O8 l# J% p9 |0 y
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b), X$ D# i7 ? K P
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb 0 G# b7 ]1 L- U. Ia^2 - ta = b^2 - tb 9 n9 |1 g1 h' ua^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4$ V4 p" d p" h* V/ V w$ J8 _
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2 . q1 \- x$ c" _" X5 D! A+ w4 X3 ca - t/2 = b - t/2! I7 H6 Z, m- L7 k
a = b % B$ x8 \5 X7 ~7 ^& l5 H" |: P
4 P" y- x4 X4 ?So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.