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All Numbers Are Equal
; U- t8 m" k$ c3 N( ~( h# PTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
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a + b = t" w5 x6 F8 e+ K( l9 w; \, u
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b); F$ k. l; E& V
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
9 ^" X9 p2 |9 Z2 V$ @+ F7 I8 k' ]& V. Ma^2 - ta = b^2 - tb- b. E, j% w* `: S; x
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
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a - t/2 = b - t/2
/ q/ Y9 x5 X! C: aa = b & f1 F- {5 D0 L& B+ c( E- n
4 G6 j7 F0 z2 |: y! R3 O9 J3 hSo all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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