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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman.
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7 D M- o% z+ o4 _Me: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"
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S1 A8 a* B, X3 UShe: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"8 T( h( l+ V3 m6 d' u
- t8 z* ]( {5 g' d15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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