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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. $ U2 ]' u! ]$ Q
Snape: Who is it?
. r. @6 B6 J% m& u7 e7 ^ o5 JVoldemort: You-know-who! ' o4 j1 ?7 f/ g0 b5 A) W
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
4 k- d& y, v3 V; J. \- LVoldemort: You-know-who! 7 |3 \# b* V$ \
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 8 ]6 u' d1 M/ y8 e! Z, d
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
# |$ q7 ~( R3 S( p0 FSnape: Sauron???
2 }/ N5 `6 h$ {- AVoldemort: The other one...
1 k2 ?, S6 ?0 {, jSnape: Darth Vader???
" _2 S% c; l' H; }# ~Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
( y' I5 f' o: E2 D# H& |Snape: Hermione???? + F4 d; H) L& u$ w. w
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, w- m# U& n- R& v4 M$ D$ l% EVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 7 u# _# J: h5 |( o2 g, M7 ]4 V
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 4 b5 A/ z* w# C9 t0 ~, r
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
! T7 b3 W! e* u8 H7 K; tSnape: So Harry is my brother? 5 S' K! k8 F. [/ O; ?; S* y
Voldemort: Your twin brother! , J/ Q: h6 E+ R8 n. u8 n9 ^! Z
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ( R7 v3 }% F X0 `
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! ) _0 W4 J& d6 X$ n9 U& e4 W& E9 Z/ i
Snape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? 1 h. j: z) k* X! m- O, `
Harry: Your cauldron. ; ~0 _$ w, m" j/ B* _8 P1 F5 O
Severus: What's a cauldron? * l8 {- n) S& G* E) y5 {9 d5 h( c
Harry: Dunno. - f5 ^6 u+ r! n
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 2 i9 T1 {% T6 A! f
Harry: Yeah. 4 @0 v7 M: P3 k3 Z& Y
Severus: You first. * f* b- V% u( h& x$ J7 Q
Harry: It's delicious.
( g: Y! z) I& m" Y: @8 c }Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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