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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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4 Y9 K' b4 Y, ~" g& pSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 9 w# E6 y; M9 c7 k7 w% i
Snape: Who is it? / U! b. Q$ Y2 L: ^6 |
Voldemort: You-know-who! , m- Y7 z; d# Y2 l  M- d
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
7 Z  l  O6 C$ |2 D1 j9 _  lVoldemort: You-know-who!
. d7 B& M) I" t( ~+ `Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 5 ]  G5 X9 U" P9 k# l* V2 ~
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 5 }0 i1 i/ u" j
Snape: Sauron??? , T8 i* b2 K! K# F3 u
Voldemort: The other one... + ?, |) f- G* S9 c" Z2 Q+ T8 [
Snape: Darth Vader???
7 a1 @  }% O' v1 o, [Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! + ~! `- k; X% R, u0 a* M9 _
Snape: Hermione????
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- [- H8 E* e3 l6 D6 S3 T4 \0 e! W7 `Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! - K3 m. |2 j) a
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! & ^, I3 ^" B+ Q- m7 v* [  z% R/ O! S
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 3 Y: L- L6 Z( v
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
1 ^5 `* A% K4 NVoldemort: Your twin brother!
* M) W7 j8 J+ \6 s7 uSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! / i" k! p0 [  H+ D9 H6 d* g, Y+ \
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
- V9 q! q# s+ E6 b0 dSnape: Okay, no problem!. R4 e7 X6 _' P9 P# p

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" O3 W  U) i6 z* z9 K  uSeverus: What's that? ! U3 q$ ]# j% I3 U" o
Harry: Your cauldron.
& Y9 F7 A& z6 w8 c- ]7 a, g7 [Severus: What's a cauldron? 8 Q. k) ]. F( T; f& ^7 Y8 u* G
Harry: Dunno.
- t, i1 a" b/ L% |, m' NSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
& x; }- p# d+ p3 ^( d4 g9 OHarry: Yeah. ' b3 R. g1 j0 X# c: D. R: _+ j; W
Severus: You first.
+ t9 @* g4 |! c0 p* K, m9 nHarry: It's delicious. " w' t6 M+ G1 Q- E! f
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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