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^; `. l2 m# f6 T5 Q5 LSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
9 Z2 p+ n1 }7 S: j- YSnape: Who is it? , ]9 o8 E9 N( u+ @* i- h
Voldemort: You-know-who!
L) k: i9 W7 |' y' h+ {/ R2 NSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
4 T2 |0 `' O) ?$ R, q) z! _Voldemort: You-know-who!
# Y6 J8 H( `2 i' H7 }8 p8 V" USnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ) J: q/ g: ]* ^( j. w8 C
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 7 i4 Y6 k" q9 S# b- n2 u G; a2 n( V
Snape: Sauron???
% L& y2 Q& c( q# {% uVoldemort: The other one... 7 ~, G$ {3 A* }' c: a6 P9 X
Snape: Darth Vader??? 5 L7 M, \7 ~0 z+ B/ [* x
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 4 M1 S5 O/ v0 ~& W7 V
Snape: Hermione???? ) m5 Y+ S/ t0 i0 c* K- P
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* [" H& G- K8 I& Y7 p3 jVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! i% b2 q- y& ~- ^! @
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! $ S' @' i2 C3 L/ n k( [3 o! H
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
+ n3 \$ N/ I. L2 d5 I0 sSnape: So Harry is my brother?
3 f+ {& |' Q+ WVoldemort: Your twin brother! + J }# `' d3 Z; H1 T3 P
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 5 ?+ w4 \% K6 d/ B7 O
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! % H6 |/ v& n1 [" C
Snape: Okay, no problem!0 C# R( j3 G2 _' _) m; n
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5 I* d* r0 D0 r) |) `3 D7 ] z8 _Severus: What's that? 1 }3 s5 L8 e* ]4 k" q& O& e' e
Harry: Your cauldron.
. A$ z3 O0 F) P9 DSeverus: What's a cauldron?
5 t+ a: e) H7 e r9 v NHarry: Dunno.
% v, r* T5 Y% Q: O6 zSeverus: Looks like something to eat. ' U* V2 C! ~. E
Harry: Yeah. A6 X% Z# c* A1 U
Severus: You first.
+ W* M ?) G, q7 q9 wHarry: It's delicious. + P# R t' v- c& e
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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