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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
; x0 n! Y2 S& L. h, \+ N' _0 RSnape: Who is it?
7 v+ I) z& P8 ?9 x+ f! o% l6 b( `  N  aVoldemort: You-know-who!
. {% \7 N' G$ R% o) H! n, E/ B" P9 i' ~Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
8 N. c, P% Y9 k/ U6 ^Voldemort: You-know-who!
$ C9 }0 r$ b9 Z3 q3 CSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
4 ?' g2 J6 e: u7 s+ nVoldemort: The dark Lord!
' @4 L- Y' Z; q5 E1 |; ^* R, vSnape: Sauron???
# Q' y6 j! f' R7 RVoldemort: The other one... 8 q$ @6 S, z- K# z% ~9 b. U) N8 a8 S1 o
Snape: Darth Vader???
) E3 L7 `9 x! b* d0 PVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
' e5 K; _: k9 z8 E) ^Snape: Hermione???? 1 G' k( R. T& G/ \& o

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1 M5 }* t& z! K: ]! \" g( \' [& @, NVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
6 \# ?) `* M# H) M$ [2 X: YSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! $ @& w+ u1 Z- g) I* r+ Y& {
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
! J3 e/ y5 x7 bSnape: So Harry is my brother?
" Y! B1 t4 v9 K' LVoldemort: Your twin brother!
4 d* i0 d! F9 ]1 V' kSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! . i) _1 |: L* F& m1 `1 i
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
' B3 Z/ }1 ^4 ]! ]2 Q4 I/ B- V! g# CSnape: Okay, no problem!
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- F, x! v+ v, F0 g: YSeverus: What's that?
, f$ H$ h+ ]: Q3 U4 `Harry: Your cauldron.
8 J+ f3 \) H5 J1 b9 V' sSeverus: What's a cauldron?
! S$ R) \' ]2 y: n+ nHarry: Dunno. * U, _5 u7 s  |3 h; O
Severus: Looks like something to eat. 6 Z* Q* b( U, P# z
Harry: Yeah.
' T$ q! N( X( O3 }* z, w  h6 zSeverus: You first.
! }% `8 M- ?6 I9 D3 n" Y/ A, GHarry: It's delicious.
" f9 l* `% S5 {3 l4 _Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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