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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. h: Q x2 w S% X% j B$ f9 Q
Snape: Who is it?
t, U( f+ N/ u0 EVoldemort: You-know-who! 3 b9 Q' t! Q; [
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 0 A+ H& g! o! o: q+ x
Voldemort: You-know-who! 4 D+ e% i8 V! |' B. k5 N
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
|8 W( u0 _( h0 rVoldemort: The dark Lord! 7 Q) { R3 I9 Y3 I4 N7 j8 u
Snape: Sauron???
2 M6 @, V- O/ F- GVoldemort: The other one...
/ u8 M) u4 S* v5 ASnape: Darth Vader???
O E$ F; y p1 g6 ^, g6 ~Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! ) w' D& k4 j$ K" F( ]
Snape: Hermione???? ( n% A9 Z3 u4 Y/ Y6 k
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; ~! }& e9 V: ]; }: kVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
( K+ j: s X0 b+ F( \Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ( M1 Z# L2 T! K* U$ P% [
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! ) K* H3 z" {4 D0 u) z
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 3 S O ^9 |3 t0 Z
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
/ B: t) V0 |6 l$ ]Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 2 G- D. b' f8 B2 \0 ?) s
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
. t) S+ d6 `* a' gSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
, g/ H7 u; p0 ?3 T+ U+ b) P3 }Harry: Your cauldron. % B! x% z$ @& Z8 |4 ^
Severus: What's a cauldron? 2 Z' M0 P3 n) Q/ X, R! p
Harry: Dunno.
2 [% W" r( o* e8 p% fSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
8 v6 d \6 V0 a- @5 ?Harry: Yeah. # x3 u0 w @2 `
Severus: You first. " m$ D; e5 }7 u- |
Harry: It's delicious.
1 W7 A! T, X- t2 v6 e9 OSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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