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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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/ l+ i* E% u' I: z1 YSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. , W6 t) I. Y" m9 {
Snape: Who is it?
% j' @; Z' f! N# q/ Y5 pVoldemort: You-know-who! % n& m% K2 d( t8 z* I2 E; X4 @! |# j
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
! m: `% U1 p' _3 i$ G& rVoldemort: You-know-who! 5 n( X! M% |' }, @- O& ~
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
- a1 F& ^$ \% D! i5 |( v" bVoldemort: The dark Lord! 5 t& m  b( v3 p2 P  Z8 {- u* T) n
Snape: Sauron???
( T# |8 I( h. S% M( U* o, f6 kVoldemort: The other one...
4 \6 ^% s; Q# t; L, ^2 USnape: Darth Vader???
3 ~2 E8 C( K3 r3 [Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 4 `& `# ?; @! c/ a( X& N
Snape: Hermione????
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+ q6 D/ L* O+ N" p  JVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! + p( }* y6 s$ _1 l9 ]  H" V
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
! q; Z5 R  `! u. p- g+ PVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 8 Z# D* c! G! g% C" X( O4 z
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
8 C8 K- h5 ]3 ^. GVoldemort: Your twin brother! - ]8 t0 u  u3 [7 ^% d! J
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! / g4 M3 \* ]) [$ R9 v2 `. w
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
! Q. }, Y" T; F' Y+ qSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
5 a$ ~; ], i* THarry: Your cauldron.
2 P, G. ~# p- U. j# NSeverus: What's a cauldron?
  H( a$ _/ m+ u' X, h5 U1 kHarry: Dunno.
8 j/ F, o# O4 _: A3 e" A5 nSeverus: Looks like something to eat. : w6 F. g: F% v8 o/ C2 s
Harry: Yeah. : ]2 \+ z4 V6 T0 _" _, W5 Y, ~/ O
Severus: You first.
; V. w7 n9 G4 A4 w  yHarry: It's delicious. ' K6 \" e+ s) m# e  M
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!+ M# u5 u. u1 G) p
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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