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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
# g3 U' M/ B' L) x [Snape: Who is it? ( e" S4 ~" [: \/ P5 J; O( ~
Voldemort: You-know-who!
0 e3 K7 i; L" T0 _: ISnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
: p7 Z; L$ g2 _& i1 p: PVoldemort: You-know-who!
5 x+ l$ ]8 r! x- S! wSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? ) W/ d5 n+ A9 z- n, o
Voldemort: The dark Lord! 3 z9 D( u5 c2 f0 [) t* W
Snape: Sauron??? ! L) V0 o1 o& i: X
Voldemort: The other one... 0 b6 s: l3 ]4 ?( O
Snape: Darth Vader???
& K" e! b$ b* B$ g! w- e+ LVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
7 @. ]$ w7 ~( J1 m2 QSnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father!
3 o" o5 k( `3 c) rSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! $ E% A, W# y' L
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 4 z' ?+ |& f& I( a
Snape: So Harry is my brother? $ r* u/ G& P, u2 P0 p0 V9 s0 T
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
; p9 @. D* ~) w9 ]& w3 Q, _' {0 sSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him!
* o- z% r# O. T) Z. }1 @6 {: cVoldemort: He's the younger twin!
! J& A; z+ P0 H( M' `* @3 xSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that? 1 B/ Q7 Z% ~. b
Harry: Your cauldron. $ O% A+ j2 W% k
Severus: What's a cauldron?
2 q, r# Y# {( W: @/ Q) ~Harry: Dunno.
, o- Z" q: x. m7 \" B( uSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
# u% j9 E# e& m% `3 wHarry: Yeah.
& T% U2 V2 z3 x/ J0 S- lSeverus: You first. ! c6 f& I7 y0 Y, p! p1 F5 ?
Harry: It's delicious.
$ d q2 `+ D: ?/ y+ d) o/ X* }; q: U6 QSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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