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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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发表于 2013-2-12 05:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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3 y: b5 L' w! p5 TSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. / _; K+ e3 n" x1 d2 A% F, p$ M
Snape: Who is it? # n2 E* D1 I7 H2 L% A- ^
Voldemort: You-know-who!
/ _7 w/ m. N7 V- }Snape: No, I don't, so who are you?
! A, [  Z, K" l9 @7 w* PVoldemort: You-know-who!
& h- g( ^+ H4 m; x  U: D$ ASnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? 5 k7 r6 P! ^5 B( K. b6 `  t  b
Voldemort: The dark Lord!
0 s6 @& I8 K# c4 P* A' ^" ~  RSnape: Sauron???
3 [3 Q' H! |* k8 P9 _Voldemort: The other one... . d# v8 @" l& T9 e7 r& [
Snape: Darth Vader???   J1 s. R7 c& _: ?0 d; f
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! 6 S# Z. r  ?; g+ A4 r: u1 a& O
Snape: Hermione???? 0 h" D) [' o0 }* y$ B

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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ! ?( V: N: P" L0 j; E$ W
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 6 V& s. n- {5 y3 |
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! 7 A6 Y8 k7 l2 l( x
Snape: So Harry is my brother? : w$ r: i7 j; T& F
Voldemort: Your twin brother! + Y* r% F" j  h8 |) @
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 0 p! o) F( m+ h0 j0 _# U# C7 ]/ Y
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! 7 z. N' k  h" [" ~1 Z) p7 q
Snape: Okay, no problem!6 x0 z" g3 o: k2 i4 N( }& l

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Severus: What's that?
0 R* a5 o) W6 V9 Y( A4 nHarry: Your cauldron.
9 U- {0 p. b3 T  m- [- r* t9 qSeverus: What's a cauldron?
1 M, n5 d- @) c& I' _9 SHarry: Dunno. 9 R, c9 J+ ]4 ]- ~2 S1 x8 Q
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
7 t$ Y( q8 H8 `+ l% p. g/ rHarry: Yeah. $ N0 C, Y, x; r) d
Severus: You first. " f5 p5 r2 h3 t/ S- ?* t! V
Harry: It's delicious. 3 Y. L% N) W* p: r3 ?
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!% Q# S7 L, l+ T) e! f
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发表于 2013-2-12 16:47 | 显示全部楼层
前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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