老外翻译的三字经

春泥

人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
6 Y1 Q! G: E: d3 M$ C性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practise all the time.
+ U2 f3 g2 R) p( f% A性乃迁： Sex will leave you..
. a9 x/ d# R; F教之道： The way of learning it
" d5 a! E3 U. c. F7 s. p贵以专： It is very important to make love with only one person.
1 Y0 G) u; R! Y1 [9 Q: b/ h昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处： Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学： If you don’t study hard,
断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.
3 Z7 q; R9 c: x. x+ g0 w窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 h4 ?# \( i  j  c# m* F, s0 H有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 ^, F: r8 o! [3 K( s% N教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
# c2 Z3 c2 @* i# A+ N% u- E养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ U$ m( _0 d7 G4 k4 U5 ^师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
* }+ n" l9 O' R3 o' X3 a子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 But that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood,
" D4 v0 v; Z% u+ A' u* R老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
5 P6 d+ l9 o) a- b$ O/ n4 H玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong.
7 z# _- x+ _) i! _, ^% U人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

叽里咕噜

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless.

芳子吾吾

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远： But it depends on how the way you do it.
- U# ]8 l. Q& T" E% T苟不教： If you do not practise all the  ...

服了！

kingsnake

春泥是我的好導師。

吉赛儿

这个太强了~~~~~~
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春泥

原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表
春泥是我的好導師。

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" B, X* B: b$ G; ]别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

eastroster

原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表
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' K9 x( X$ q! X别，别，真是老外翻释的，我只是转过来而已。

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" w5 g3 ^2 N% E; t+ ]# \  M此地无银三百两？
春泥翻释水平很高啊！
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扁舟

断机杼： Your Dick will become useless
这句，把useless 改为broken更符合原文，信达雅

sinocanada

Your Dick will become useless