美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition

争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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3 N8 h6 D  @0 k) x6 @be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.

对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

" g! n/ s8 I3 C% KAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。
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' O9 i9 d9 a& w" z5 KTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

  Y+ y& E* r) Z  p$ QAll men are animals, some just make better pets.

  W4 e: h: \$ ~  H男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。
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If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
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$ v9 n2 F, O; C) Z! S许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。