酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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& C/ m' Y- L( V! \, T  O0 K; k, V1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

. b+ C2 b1 a" |2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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2 O3 a  U# U- e, }: i3 L; H3 ~3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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- s3 ?* p6 F( F8 V# @4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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' ?8 S# U" u* d5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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5 w: z8 E6 G. C1 A- r! K4 a6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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; X. f; l: T/ y" _+ }& O10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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% R" b' P* f/ K% C12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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" `; \7 Z: f/ o- @15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


! s( R0 K; ~' I9 l20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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3 D# ~3 R2 J  R1 }/ b22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


6 m$ Q$ @! X8 Z% f23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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6 ^* I. T. ]8 a( B" u# p: P25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.