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酒吧规矩!!!

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' k$ R" A  @! k( z7 ~0 P/ x1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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% K; S& A3 l+ W- z  s; N# v2. Always toast before doing a shot.


8 L, A2 s, {9 p7 D+ J3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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% G! P  E1 o# b9 S) R$ I5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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/ t2 c( D. n" q: c) Z4 S& D+ P6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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  g' c/ s- h) L8 d7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


2 W6 v+ U5 k: T( M* n- F8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


- x8 ~8 M  L" O, f5 l' \11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


  U: y) U" L$ |3 X4 h1 [+ C! H13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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& U) T( {8 e3 N3 N' R) E9 ?& _16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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$ N7 q7 E, J  o" }8 v+ W18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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. {# {8 a2 X5 ^% @4 {- f21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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( n/ z: u. E5 R3 S: G24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.