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' k$ R" A @! k( z7 ~0 P/ x1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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% K; S& A3 l+ W- z s; N# v2. Always toast before doing a shot. / O$ H9 q# P4 F x
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8 L, A2 s, {9 p7 D+ J3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.. f1 p- @$ C+ |5 U5 q+ a$ }
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% G! P E1 o# b9 S) R$ I5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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/ t2 c( D. n" q: c) Z4 S& D+ P6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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g' c/ s- h) L8 d7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.; d. [% ^6 R0 N7 b# t
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2 W6 v+ U5 k: T( M* n- F8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. u) G1 ~1 j* @4 S" h) j
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.7 W6 V8 K D) K1 j
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.- U" r, L1 X9 O! c5 b1 h
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- x8 ~8 M L" O, f5 l' \11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.% F8 S8 T7 @ G' _, m
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.* L! Q- ?/ x: ^# j% Y5 q% Q
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U: y) U" L$ |3 X4 h1 [+ C! H13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.( q1 \) k4 a7 J% k- K& k
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you., n* f5 {& G' B8 T
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.! q/ T+ `# k6 y5 x/ G* Y; O
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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$ N7 q7 E, J o" }8 v+ W18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.# u C6 f ^9 c2 h6 B, j z# `
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.3 u9 ~3 m2 A Z0 x% D
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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. {# {8 a2 X5 ^% @4 {- f21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.; d0 ] L, v. E3 _' P6 Z
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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( n/ z: u. E5 R3 S: G24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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