酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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7 f% R, M4 P- u2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3 K$ d* Y4 J# I4 m5 {# |2 T3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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$ M& A, y$ _) i0 ?& Z5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

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. p& l* D, u# R( b. W6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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! G. Z2 A2 }% \0 Z. N# r10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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/ j- C7 x- s9 r2 w, Q13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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- p" @/ c( T2 @, W. E15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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0 W8 C! N$ @) |$ A0 F1 _18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.