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S. R$ G7 s' L+ y! \3 C; M# P. g/ U1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. . ]* X2 i* A |6 r' z6 z& @
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.2 c: G5 c7 c) H$ f, F0 l. ~: }+ [
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8 c7 A- u1 ~! K: t5 Q6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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4 G7 u8 T) j9 d* {: s$ o7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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9 W0 o9 h' \8 F! ?10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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/ T) v& Y B; @11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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' Q- d% t$ M3 t& f' i0 N12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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) K: E% V! g2 J9 q14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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4 S. e4 {9 z9 M) q h16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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. ?- A; s& {' ]$ k: B17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.: t4 j6 q5 I- T: o8 |& r
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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6 I' ^6 H9 I! `& W19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.. s# @: Q! s2 }0 x0 h
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.; G9 F- n$ |* t4 d7 |3 _* s
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- n3 X. L. v5 B: H21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are./ W: X( ^ ]1 F. ]6 `
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) M: V! K; Q4 t; {( e4 R. x22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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5 A' D+ U& z7 q3 }25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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