酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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3 s. |: o/ y* u) `2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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! d& F5 P: j9 T3 z" K2 {( W5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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2 L* b, ^5 j3 Z) D# y  g8 F9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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3 H0 `" A, d7 X4 d% d10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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4 Y& y5 _* J) U+ B/ w: ]% c% q( E+ w11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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4 m" Y( z& M# N& @. r' O12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


8 Q4 J3 {. W2 D3 j; U9 C14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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" @1 I4 V6 r3 j# [/ Z& @7 X. J15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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# s7 K7 q2 t. S" \/ i; W17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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" |) G& r: O- A: K8 w, ^5 A, Q19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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( z9 q0 B5 B. X21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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% {4 G4 |( c% V9 l5 F25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.