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酒吧规矩!!!
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* E: v, L& E" g: ]* K1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.; [6 v% o0 H* |
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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6 w3 h6 F7 x9 g- v: ]# c( v/ K4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.' @0 t. s" J% S! s8 B' t
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. & @9 x- ]4 d, P6 _) O* X5 z4 S
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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- @' Z! r# J8 q# M( V10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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1 k5 D8 N7 i" S6 g6 y3 P11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.9 g5 ?0 a0 a3 g8 L
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.0 Y) Y7 v' F* B* U& ^+ Z
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0 \" N" J: n5 D+ |3 w8 s13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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! o/ n, }4 H7 f5 Z5 Z1 {14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.0 R6 E- K9 ~, F4 j
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.) v; m) C @, j5 R
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.4 q2 n ?" a. W. P+ i* J$ p
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: P" T3 J% _/ |5 E17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.' m+ \" d% X/ D7 Z
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.& R1 U7 l: Z( X; s
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, \# [9 y) y5 r% `20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.5 C4 Z+ t5 m1 J4 H$ `+ K9 \5 k
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5 F# P: g! a! n0 M3 E4 w1 G* t21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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% A6 Q9 N4 S1 b% [! X* u23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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O8 F( o3 s/ l7 z( D3 P24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.! |8 d* N, m/ H, `' g" u
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