酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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/ d& j, {: m" Y1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.


4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.


. H  j6 Y9 [% r1 B: x' S! E. k4 t6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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. k* a; D  L) _7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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. S) {2 q, T" I7 E8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.


, _2 v3 `. a, n9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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# u. o2 v7 G, W. f8 c10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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4 A( G# g9 Y. x: U, ]9 a11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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2 p; z! [+ r$ `8 e$ t14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


  `1 P4 t. x4 `  r15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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4 J; S6 F, f  f! n* i7 ^- a17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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3 _6 Z; {5 Y2 v" n20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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( B' E9 B) W4 q) b) v/ Q0 m% b21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


- i/ M; g6 ^/ b& ]23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.