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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. % g" d0 ^3 e/ A7 l; S" H# X# ~
性本善:Sex is good. . }' e/ v8 I* x* n, p! {
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. % B  m' A6 q! w; y
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / t3 `' e; b. K; c9 f4 o* @. {. \
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. " M6 {" H$ Y$ I  S" O% U+ l8 H# A
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 3 \) \" Z( @9 a! j& K

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; V4 s4 |/ X8 Q& m教之道:The way of learning it
  t2 K% |8 I0 h贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 y& f6 l5 F( `# T+ o4 I3 d( v, C择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 3 g3 k3 \% h) e

& e3 i9 Y; S6 g子不学:If you don't study hard,
" s# ~( ]: u4 k断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ! X: i7 z& L' V# A! ^0 o3 e0 K
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 _2 g0 O0 V2 H; v5 h
教五子 All his five son took it
0 r* `5 n5 ^  E( W# a' y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 4 T4 @6 C& [, }. ?$ b! H9 s6 d/ r- a

0 }3 N# V1 o1 E, o/ W养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, p# \  @# r) d父之过 It is all your fault.
" g8 f( w$ C7 U教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 4 v, b( ~3 t/ s/ L. F8 S# M
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
! r, L; N# Q/ `非所宜 but that is a real mistake / \0 B; s1 F' H6 }# f& s
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, % J$ u+ _; ~4 G$ p( N6 Z" w8 ^/ O
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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5 I) S! Y# A: L  Q$ o% k玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% s' l0 |( O; f不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ) E( I% d' n) s( b# S7 z
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) D) q4 Z& ~1 M+ G不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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