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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
5 L& m; R8 o/ [# a性本善:Sex is good.
9 v" W! `+ h( t' Q) K性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. # f7 X/ N  _8 C6 [, y, P  z
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; L+ H) o# e* q# r. r& u
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
' N2 R) Y% G# a; ?4 M( |( D6 U" u性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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0 s9 S$ J2 ?+ ?/ f/ H; |- J; m教之道:The way of learning it
4 A% f7 a. A% C7 h) K& N: d贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 v- G4 S6 f# e8 j
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng . q" v0 @7 p$ o7 b' c
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 5 n& v3 \4 M) }1 ?$ t% K0 r

5 p1 e: W% z) U4 ~3 S子不学:If you don't study hard, 5 I! Q6 r* L2 q5 z& l6 q; h
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 ~2 L0 P# f  \

2 z. X2 ^3 a; R" [8 t0 d6 }4 v+ I窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 |' w) Z9 ~. o* F* x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine $ s1 C- N/ ^# Q" C) R) j) f
教五子 All his five son took it
) ^, t) p; k+ v; U$ P# n名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. / h& ~3 a# V. [

; ?  [4 L! z$ Y- K4 `* e5 n养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, & \, n" X9 Y) q
父之过 It is all your fault.
; A, i1 |( k6 ^% w7 E  _7 A教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, . {5 c, j; r/ e! }7 t( L" l. Y' R
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 4 T& L( R5 {0 ^+ M  J
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 i# v, M$ z4 {# u' Z# B" D
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 e4 G2 M, P8 u! ~$ h老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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, o3 ]4 n" D9 J玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 O8 o6 |+ u. V; a/ d
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( U2 P. k$ O* f2 h$ V人不学 If you don't learn sex, 6 W& J: w7 N; n( {/ N% a7 l
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!! T, d0 [, d; P
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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