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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ( W$ C6 a; I1 u4 @2 E6 W' Q5 g
性本善:Sex is good.
8 W& ^; x4 a5 {9 r8 q5 R2 Y* p3 S性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 _7 m3 O+ b: V) m- V习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
. g" r5 G7 h0 B. q2 L. `苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
! T+ ]( E% Z8 }* {$ V& @性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
* g1 t( W- g1 C7 q! d; x# R) B贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. * e% K8 p( O% M3 F

0 a/ |; n% v; C" n3 ]! O! s昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ! _2 W  b) z3 W. R+ |
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 0 F+ m8 \  x# N

5 Y: \+ Y" J8 `! d3 R子不学:If you don't study hard, 1 D3 H. e5 H6 c8 e! }) h
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 q- b* l! G( Y$ g) |窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
7 d: a! N' B& `9 c4 Q4 h! Q有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 T! `6 O1 M7 ?9 j; B7 m教五子 All his five son took it
% t3 [% G. F" [8 n1 B名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 3 C2 ^$ l) o- O" Q( u7 k2 N) N
父之过 It is all your fault. 2 {2 K( P' V" r$ i
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( ^) d; l9 ]3 X' S0 A师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 4 K2 o; c; Y  ]9 d* h" ?: ]' R
非所宜 but that is a real mistake   ~/ _9 }$ ]. u- I$ o  L2 t
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' t4 G" {0 Q$ L% n1 J" l老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 r# r9 Q$ ]$ {- |玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,   w( g* Y0 e: a9 x* g$ ?) a
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. / {/ I0 P1 h& ?
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& e$ N0 a, a9 L. z: k$ N3 d6 x2 t不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!9 Q6 e* E: B! x$ R: W
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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