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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 3 v' B5 g; t( ^' i
性本善:Sex is good.
% B5 @* V9 E" r" u& M5 ?性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
; ]" U6 z: H/ u- g! u% O! P习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 x$ c/ F# T+ b: X  b
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 q: I. V: q2 Q2 d7 U, b7 Z/ T* a  {性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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# Z) R. t- A4 ?; y教之道:The way of learning it
6 A/ e) Y/ c2 j: H3 R贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. " W( l; P0 {4 p1 H  R- {$ y0 J

- O) R0 r! V) B+ J  I9 z3 r6 f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng , m# ]% W' F9 G0 U0 S; }
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 I+ ^% R2 W% z

8 L) d) }2 d; C/ o: M- X子不学:If you don't study hard, . U+ J, U+ R6 @; Y1 J2 k* T
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% ~6 l( z6 E, h8 a; v有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 Z% [9 }8 }& {. U2 Z; f教五子 All his five son took it 3 {( G/ F' m8 J% }* ~, _2 ]
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % z, a: \1 V0 W4 @0 i- u, J

' {+ ]2 u# a% R, s0 Y4 p: i养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
5 R$ O3 G6 U" a8 J1 X父之过 It is all your fault. * T: T3 X  t+ y) @; ?
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ [/ u5 w( c: O6 a6 \+ E师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 h5 o3 _- `# E2 [) D子不学 You may refuse to study this " _( k2 a4 z0 Z' ?
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 |; m% i4 ?9 q, H$ _幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' C: ?' v6 G/ U7 N- [7 c" y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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9 x; u6 f  T- J9 q# [0 H9 t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 e! Q, A4 B- `+ M* _
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
; \6 a- [; t% q# P: C& B) ~; o6 |人不学 If you don't learn sex, % I/ A9 h6 s- t. }% n+ K
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!& n/ Z9 Z9 W  v: d# X% m( W
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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