爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
( M% M  p/ r/ Z# F苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
9 z3 ?2 T, U8 Y0 m6 u5 h贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

& w% R# d) ^: |1 Q4 H  m昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 ^; b/ K/ q$ K4 {$ L4 [- \择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

4 G  d; d$ a) K子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

" j5 o2 d% P% G% g2 w- }% A窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

( U7 c& a: S! R2 c养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 J, D0 k! L/ o2 U2 v3 O/ T! n父之过 It is all your fault.
7 f8 ?& M0 J4 ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 f8 x  H: H' G( m/ Z. c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 M) s6 b' L! E' O0 \. Z子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 L7 D% c$ d/ ~) l非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' @+ _4 O& ~$ n! f6 [. ^% N7 T5 A幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  @: M2 z) j, V6 h9 [老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) X. t8 n% W2 Y; q# G不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" S+ r3 j; |3 j- Y7 J人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 y5 H0 g! }7 V" w7 ^不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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