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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 1 g! |& R* |: M" a# E
性本善:Sex is good. 8 }6 R8 N! J* g
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) o5 P  _$ r' e: e习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! H. _4 z6 A6 s4 N
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
( |6 |& [" y9 A% V. Z- m性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * l2 j% z3 M5 ]0 T
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  t) \) z* Y8 O+ B昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 1 V+ \: |: s  Z; D
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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. F: c* a& I% `4 s子不学:If you don't study hard,
( W4 A) ~4 U! w- U断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  Z' \+ h1 b; x7 C* N' ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' m3 y" ~  [' @* t' \; c3 C有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ; n' T& y2 H- A% j7 r
教五子 All his five son took it : h, a: Z5 V( M+ ?
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, % S/ L# [, }4 }  V
父之过 It is all your fault.   H, z$ z1 `; Y! g( S  U4 L; ~
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 k" }1 T+ X9 H+ R8 Y8 `) U. x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 7 z  A1 e) ^$ K# l! }' Y$ \/ g! E
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& C7 h# W& \0 V0 b9 D1 s1 b5 \幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 c3 M. i- Y/ Y4 Q% K老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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3 r. o/ O2 C  m4 ^4 ?, Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, " l  h/ ~( y. q( R: w# I
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 ]  \9 g* c+ I  ]/ Q. ]人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( _+ K( P6 ]9 E, X  ]不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 T' @* |) \/ R/ ]5 yFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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