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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ( g0 ]  l/ D0 m" Z  R4 ?
性本善:Sex is good. . W6 J" `& l6 Y1 |# X0 \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
/ t$ T5 q2 p$ P6 U  m# Y习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
" @; z& Z2 h8 S) Y) P/ k; }苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
, @6 n+ G, U: D性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ e4 b# \0 H; f. ]

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! K9 p% N# j) @( R& l  H教之道:The way of learning it
0 n$ b) b# m6 q0 I0 \贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. . m) ^# P3 O8 p4 E

# ]4 @, m* K2 ^$ {4 M' S昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 A, t. R6 o6 y# z; d' E择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
& [; @9 W+ H2 ]/ u% n断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, ^0 X, j% [/ h/ |有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 y+ @& @! L( |" ^$ m
教五子 All his five son took it
: S) X6 m8 p" K4 D# u" k$ W2 O/ `名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 N& |) C' |. H/ {% s父之过 It is all your fault.
% j: p5 ~" e1 }; f7 {3 s教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, - ^4 c! X) j# q) n3 I+ e
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 D2 F% `+ J+ h1 R9 b0 }! b
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子不学 You may refuse to study this . y5 R' l7 ]# h
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 6 X) R7 b" i% X3 `, s/ N  h
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 i# |+ y8 y9 Y, ]老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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7 U5 f* C0 `/ N2 L9 m- z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 ?! G, H; ?% m不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 D4 }7 I3 X( E/ Z4 Y4 F+ w. Y2 m# I  r人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ K8 }: H# h& |9 l- x% |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
9 {+ [. F( y, \: eFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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