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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
! I( r* B7 h7 v% T. W性本善:Sex is good. 9 l' a! n4 q3 f
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 T( u  T' b  e习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 d. M: Z( `" \0 c
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
/ n2 p. M( g0 H: W0 s) K0 K3 g性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
6 N& ?6 [8 y0 a7 r  v: K贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 _( @" h0 [6 P" p# [9 F5 d
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% w3 s. B% d7 G( J! Z择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 2 z, h; P8 K8 `5 ^: o, i

3 b7 l4 x2 d0 s9 P# l: ?3 _0 ]" U子不学:If you don't study hard, 6 r5 Y5 R1 z3 x; K. q6 }  c
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # O+ i$ t4 m& m- G4 W8 I

7 q2 g" a8 l3 z" \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 c- @  |& @6 s" k有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 Q7 g$ l9 Y% N& l0 b6 \教五子 All his five son took it ) x% K- c# e! F  f( @/ N
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. f% V$ r" F7 @. b9 o5 }8 Q父之过 It is all your fault.
! x! r# V- z- j' w教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ! g* E+ S: p, k# ^" m  j
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 3 \8 B2 F$ B# o
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 3 g& z8 K- {9 C- z3 q2 t
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( S" B7 v+ ^8 w老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " g1 Y, x( L5 w4 a8 t

6 |% }, Z! F4 e, C玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# l6 s* F% K# w2 H不成器 It won't become hard and strong. - N: d/ T0 y! j
人不学 If you don't learn sex, % P2 ]- `+ M8 K/ E
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!* g2 t, w3 f% Y( L+ S; I) X5 t+ E
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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