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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
9 L8 j# }# A( r& O. v9 F性本善:Sex is good. ! z1 ^! F6 G( P6 J% I
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 7 t8 s9 V. R, m, O- Z2 D8 S7 \9 E
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. # ^9 J2 l) ~* n: J& m  f1 {# X
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 3 ?# t6 i5 D  \- ~- e
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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/ m: m  h! x5 t, m) |; y2 B教之道:The way of learning it   f3 b3 X+ e, F6 i
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. & E/ ?. Z$ @2 `
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ! ?1 T4 x9 P$ f/ R7 f  x
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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2 N; T0 t6 a9 j$ T子不学:If you don't study hard, ! k4 c- H# h  T  H5 H
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( F5 @' r* o8 @% y0 c5 X
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' r' j) C- a, I4 `3 F' `6 H有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; J& F# W; a$ P# |$ W2 p教五子 All his five son took it
2 N0 j" B. L1 C# U  I- T: G/ W名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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% _: ~% _2 ~% j4 f养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 u# t0 L1 ^4 x( M' i. R2 u父之过 It is all your fault.
3 p# Y! ?% @1 F1 u; O5 g8 i- u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% I" {9 k  x/ x2 L师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , _) u% [( W0 v/ |. o% ~( n$ W

' r: z( z. V0 k, ~$ r子不学 You may refuse to study this
: `6 |, F/ s  [0 C8 U+ H非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 k( A2 p) J5 {+ U$ D幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
0 D& v* ?" o7 I" s: v老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; Q: \8 \+ x" V% Z
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, % N% W) d0 v  a. p
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 2 M- p5 v! A+ J4 N; r7 x, E. O' r  N
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) v6 ?$ O! U; E4 s  I$ A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!* v, A3 h) Q  j. d% |& g9 }7 b
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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