爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
; o7 z. t* K6 q, R, f2 |6 S性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
* E: k& {' L/ u# ]3 O- b! o习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
* Z' @3 ^% {" p: ^& ~) M; M贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 u4 j6 ]; _) U8 `择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: v. b9 i) N0 t# o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; |1 D: ?; a, t父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 S7 w8 g' k. v0 g8 Y; \师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 U. ]8 y/ m, V+ O- P非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* W* n& y: t6 V+ r幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

+ B4 c5 U2 I5 f0 L; u. K玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 [2 T# n* r6 ]" _3 p' Z0 n不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; A  C/ W" I( e1 u不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!