爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
# c& o% Z2 |9 p# s! D4 d, X性本善：Sex is good.
+ `7 s0 L  ]- S. |$ c' B9 ^性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
8 y+ b; K$ X+ h/ A0 L( s6 }习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
: S( J1 C8 [- J8 R( ?* {/ o0 W性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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; E- \4 w; G& u* n, D" n% o教之道：The way of learning it
( \4 W. K0 p8 i' U贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

- K* t6 Z: [& X) W& b昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 a" |) L' @. v) G1 W4 P' E+ O有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 x# T' @% N& O: m教五子 All his five son took it
4 Y0 K7 }2 b4 }0 e* X* J名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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9 T8 s8 U9 n0 Z7 D+ P. z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
6 P: ?6 `6 N) K( B  I  Q! B教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! u8 s' a# c7 `, t! c( \6 K师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& x9 C& P. G. |2 t- y0 u) {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 i/ w2 I* u. A! b: m3 |人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
# [* I! V, H$ m- f6 L, ~) n) zFaint!!!!!!!!!!!