爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
8 C9 v6 p3 o2 A- T  Z* v1 Y& X性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
4 s! W3 H# o7 u' `1 [习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ L* X( }' @8 L3 U苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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2 e) U7 ]  ^) X4 c7 z8 z教之道：The way of learning it
$ T9 C" N+ \/ L- k% b贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

/ `+ m6 Z0 |; y& T  I) @" K0 O. G昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" H3 l6 c5 e, l, @% S择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
# b/ F5 _( K$ b1 T0 A断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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" M: {. i3 n; K$ \1 K' r窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 m0 n+ K$ }. Z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& r' `! O+ z4 l; M0 D' t父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
$ g8 V' z" M0 x, x# v' |, D5 }师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

6 n; e. Y7 U/ q5 {子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 b6 V* ^2 `  t3 C1 s* A非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

* v7 U3 n( p7 O% y( ]5 O9 n) }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 V5 a0 ]6 S* k不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: g( L) J; \, [: a; W* M$ ]& l人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ s* v! Q  [' b+ [' F不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!