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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.   w; k* P1 }6 O
性本善:Sex is good. , x  ^# B/ u2 u9 O0 U$ w" |1 O
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. , x1 @; ^' W2 L. E3 z) d7 E* M
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.   K( T# E" y+ Z9 ^
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 5 {' U3 ]4 w4 ^, ?
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
' |! Q  u8 r' x4 u# i贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 5 L& }! _/ U+ e/ H# A
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 y9 i' m+ T# l# Y( m. J, Y5 i子不学:If you don't study hard, # F; z7 g9 V' U8 A0 p- J, T
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# y& g( y: l9 y3 a5 O窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! [* S, U$ G4 W5 J3 c4 w有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine - j, P3 V3 X2 k+ f- r, k0 Z
教五子 All his five son took it
( j3 X: j& W" R* x8 h  \名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. & |- o: G$ s- Q

! `# K5 k! Y+ H养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& s$ Q& f& `0 x) P. e4 F) L父之过 It is all your fault.
7 m3 Y7 ]+ @# k8 U教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! w( a1 u/ K3 \. [/ A( d! }  [9 m师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ }8 {& Y8 Z& O4 w
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
* u! k& ]5 C$ l/ O4 b非所宜 but that is a real mistake / A+ O2 H9 |# H( X9 h8 l* U
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ! `; O7 ]9 V4 S1 b/ m8 J
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged . m. v% p- T$ X& p. `
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 r, U7 X& u! G0 W& g' J  ?不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ' B5 E1 y) d  Y. w
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% W& E& p1 G( Z* r1 C, o不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!! Z, r' B, |, |. ^' U
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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