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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
1 A: J! _/ Y. Y6 A) S6 E! {性本善:Sex is good. / Y+ h( q  e, J) z. M% K
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 c" W' A# p8 E' n: v7 @+ X5 Y习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ f6 N) u$ o9 e% v; M苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.   Z- f3 ~  t" `
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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1 Z' R( k1 q- H1 f, P1 H% b; M教之道:The way of learning it * ~& W5 e2 C5 ^8 }! U; q
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 u6 o" l, A6 _$ I5 C7 L; \

2 u. H) a. a9 D  {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 j0 ^; n' N. J2 g% l( W7 P1 b择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
; C$ G! D3 }) o; G9 I( N8 s* Q( x断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 c$ U, N& m8 R8 i' `/ Y' h

+ i9 h; v9 \' [0 v# ^/ y& Y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 q, {, U! U, ?3 J" s有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 E2 Y% S0 j+ e  q" o教五子 All his five son took it ' `& q1 R1 y- \9 t2 F& |7 H% [' t2 O
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * ~, Z( b, V! V
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, T+ \- D- `3 p# I  l: B6 ?父之过 It is all your fault.
( O: N, c' Y7 G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, " Q2 D8 J  [( S) {/ O' k
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " a: l2 p! |6 y# Y. Q
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 v+ H* s+ Q8 G; l- B! z3 }非所宜 but that is a real mistake
( Z8 f- _( n6 \% p幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: H5 B" I9 x$ }' V$ U老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" l" V- B' ], D. r4 _, X* Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  D0 s  K1 t3 r0 [: l7 T不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: ^/ L& B# L3 S" s/ A$ Q8 b4 R7 B- c人不学 If you don't learn sex, - x7 @  X2 D3 |( F* [; [
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!# \  G7 s& A4 s* H) ~
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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