爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
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性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ W/ K6 w: x% Y5 b性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
2 v/ ?6 d# j- g  |贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
7 A" C2 Z' Q4 b& ~断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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; r& k  \& I# M1 Z* x/ G! t: |7 b窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
: p) H, c4 V" F教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* j( f& a* y4 Y! E  D% ^, p养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
5 C5 D8 a" G  n, t教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 [4 S% @/ G6 n3 L1 i& k非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ x7 g% a2 {; g" U: F3 ]幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" C) ^! x8 ]# a& k4 @0 a0 W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 D8 _( k  L5 o$ g$ j# |1 e玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ d. \+ v2 q9 ^# U8 M不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
$ _* V0 M/ P; q" j, c% f3 t' x不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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