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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 6 |/ S, L5 z3 y4 k2 G+ v
性本善:Sex is good. . w3 `  A3 R! K/ \7 n
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 M; z& m( q8 n9 Z0 F1 T! _习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ F4 g* Y- j) l苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
) G& g4 [" z1 X: C; \8 t. |) g性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 7 G. b7 T3 t3 Z
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+ v% S7 c( n0 F" m& f! ~. j8 J. m5 m教之道:The way of learning it 7 ]9 z6 a/ d# P2 p
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % K% J. ~) V1 L; I3 l
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 `. h8 ]; d; I9 ]0 s% Z# u) u择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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  ~+ |) r0 l5 j! e/ Q% ~2 P子不学:If you don't study hard, 5 w. L. h$ r- {3 \3 c
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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. f4 B; R( x$ F4 H& Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* ^/ d. b$ |3 p9 [' y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# U+ I! c0 `0 i) Z& m4 G* B1 M, H2 y教五子 All his five son took it
3 u  o, x: |' e7 N" J名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, . t6 c! p: N# j' G0 e
父之过 It is all your fault.
) |5 @  F9 l! n2 e9 `教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 G. i9 O: s+ ?3 Y+ {. G" \师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 q. q# t. P) P/ ~. G

; L8 @" j6 E% N- B1 t2 ]% a子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 g# h( B3 o" @非所宜 but that is a real mistake / K/ Y  }8 P( {5 R! ^
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ' |4 n. a, x" v$ X# T- M) ?
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 3 X. t: n0 C' ~3 X: ]: c
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, # o$ G9 A/ I! N1 f' e: F4 e4 K
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 4 k2 D3 m3 O! A2 z! o+ E( G
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 n, B' f2 A+ k7 S7 c5 g不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
6 B6 q/ _- Y, n3 m. vFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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