爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
" _/ Q2 s  j# x2 ?8 p性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
0 V: G, A+ p5 v3 u; k习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
( h7 l  U8 d* R) E' U$ ~苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


+ J' F1 B- l  S3 L3 _. J教之道：The way of learning it
/ N1 O8 w! {6 l5 n/ |贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

# o0 ^/ Y  H+ u! j昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, ~! z8 O# K2 l7 B* }择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

4 Z" t% c8 m, g子不学：If you don't study hard,
" e2 i, F4 ?& x' T断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  T( Y- ^' Z3 X7 c2 a0 t! o) R( [8 v窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 {' i+ m! D6 N4 U教五子 All his five son took it
* _, M8 t2 Z. i9 H* ^名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

( H* c9 J: l1 c, Q- r  B) Z% t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
6 d$ q5 s( i) @# T0 y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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& z! p. ~% r1 `: j) X) |子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ ?* t& a! H3 d: b* ~6 w/ t幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

: Y# j. q* H) W6 ^; b8 W1 y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 c9 f6 T( U/ K2 c! d不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
/ B$ D: }7 x9 Q3 s$ i  r7 zFaint!!!!!!!!!!!