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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 7 ^% G# ]& O# Q* C
性本善:Sex is good. + r( \4 w& ^" {* D5 \5 C
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. , `- E! A5 h! {6 a6 M& z8 \! y& @
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! t$ A  }2 X% o4 d  k0 c1 o% x
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 a9 K6 }: [  S性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 3 j0 a5 ^, R7 ?. t
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. I3 C/ D0 R4 W4 F: C% [- r1 G5 E" W昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% [# a% E4 F( E7 ]+ z, N择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
* C4 ]9 j; U9 J* W7 {( Q  d+ P断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; H5 g: G) H( j- J
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 7 O, B3 a$ ]  ^: S5 d8 x% W0 W' ?
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * W0 D' ]; U2 J
教五子 All his five son took it # e2 o1 B  A, `6 m1 S
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. . E4 m% I+ k9 l4 i& a4 B

: K, k0 F% @* W) X8 b* M养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, , U- ~: [9 H+ _& y
父之过 It is all your fault. ) z1 `3 y5 ^/ x5 @
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, - A* x1 T3 n  Y! s* N4 q9 |0 O: U. v
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 b( s) M# {3 T- Z- m8 E; k* p& Z
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
& H0 A+ M" B, T: S$ b( V+ ^非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 @  [" J- }3 L2 s& y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 a* I* h4 {( G. z8 _老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 8 h0 a6 U4 ~5 `6 L( p3 j6 y. q
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& p6 m0 d; Z1 R" V, _) o不成器 It won't become hard and strong. # O  `# w1 l) {" @6 k$ y" r4 }
人不学 If you don't learn sex, , X- z6 O# I5 A8 G/ e6 b9 Z
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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