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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
% Y  }0 J: F6 @9 ~* d  E性本善:Sex is good.
8 h* |# g$ H$ W% F0 {性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 F! M2 T$ l- }( D1 m3 A习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 ~' C  S+ a2 r苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
; d9 x" a  L8 t% R性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ! b; \0 n* V/ @2 H- j& _1 @
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教之道:The way of learning it
% h( D2 \  @# y& n) E' T贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 v, j6 A6 f  j2 Q8 ~
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' [/ U! g: L+ \) Z2 h$ X3 C, ^择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 2 I3 M2 o. ]0 R! ^  i- C
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
- U: A9 I; Q, g断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ C, t0 ^$ L9 w: s窦燕山 Dou, the Famous - m7 p1 W+ B0 ~; r8 s6 P& f
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  y4 |$ j2 b/ B1 M1 Q) K& f% n教五子 All his five son took it
$ g3 l* }! n' m; k名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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3 s7 S6 A" z/ N4 J养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 f/ e# o3 c1 w. U父之过 It is all your fault.
4 f. F* V& X2 f6 R教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
4 X8 i, q  _2 p* r师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 i6 S) t4 T, R$ y" m% N# G
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ @. g( c! @3 e- z非所宜 but that is a real mistake 2 [8 ?: Z3 h1 |/ T2 ^, A; |" L
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 }* p+ G5 F2 }/ n6 r1 l( o3 W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* D  h5 S1 p7 E/ P# F' b不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 d& m9 O( X# C- l+ j* Z/ G人不学 If you don't learn sex, + Z- k4 I9 ~8 n" f1 e
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!! ]& t& z* l0 j8 R- V1 [$ n: Q: r
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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