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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. & |; r5 T! |* d8 D. o- i( B
性本善:Sex is good.
/ ~5 D6 B/ |) R% h. E4 Z性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
8 M; N4 I) M- Q; A  {. k4 W习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. " `/ F  o$ W) O9 E# e" S
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 1 Q0 V5 ~2 y, W5 Z2 u1 D/ A
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 8 g2 j: n, P* Z. |" B, F
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  q* v# e) q! {( D4 y教之道:The way of learning it
& u1 n4 s/ f5 I" P2 k9 g& e贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 t2 v3 r& Y0 s( [* W  M
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- o7 F0 V' o( O; p( b+ M& L& H择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, - z* p* ~# Q$ }+ Q4 j4 k
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 Z7 N. M5 M- |0 X# R
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 O( c0 @: n/ V/ J, u+ T
教五子 All his five son took it
' X& ^+ }& Z, {$ ^% v名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: i$ r2 f4 X. D3 b2 @父之过 It is all your fault. 1 M% V+ S  a  F# X3 Q
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 4 N+ F8 F! ^% J
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this " I4 l* c8 L8 Q2 L4 z- Z6 t
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ) B( H& Y8 L, F' a) H2 ~" O* C' z
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# o+ k/ a" p4 @( I1 v( w老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' d% a% v# O$ t% u& c4 A! X不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! z, |$ }$ y6 F" J; O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& H& v& h. V  Q' F( ?不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
) O  `1 k( p8 K! ?. BFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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