爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
: I1 q; T4 k- R  X7 W" D性本善：Sex is good.
$ w7 r. W# S/ p性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
" y1 f2 D6 W% _. C苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
$ ]5 S" x" }' _; B4 M5 ?# w性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
! Q! _# Y' F4 y3 K1 `# j, q贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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9 P2 @# T, l4 ^9 w, u; `养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
# h* Y! C. m% f/ H* [9 ], Y2 {0 O教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 ?3 x( S0 }% a$ H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
8 x3 F+ w  V8 W$ J幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  M4 k$ s3 i& C* C; ^' I% H老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

' Y3 ^* t& F. d& t/ m玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) y" B2 _8 h$ h不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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