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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. # [! @0 F4 p" i' }, s$ f; G) K
性本善:Sex is good.
8 p1 t1 d7 d" [: x: G/ S+ O. r性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ w3 Q& t1 @* _+ [- I
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
, Z; v" K( @4 T. N6 K苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.   l7 b0 ~0 `7 Z: T
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
" X  r  K: j4 w$ |) G贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 Q, V: g% ]. e8 G3 a8 J& T) D; M

, C) U1 |) `( [" H& m$ p昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng $ h; X3 T) `' F- q2 S( j7 R5 p6 i
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. & S1 _6 E& Y6 R  R) p5 K0 Y4 `

1 N& g  s  s, s/ d子不学:If you don't study hard, " j! _: @2 N/ u: o, B  v2 u
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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0 X6 q- h% g' c窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 U. e- E1 ~7 L有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine , o8 S2 [" a, o
教五子 All his five son took it
% o/ V  X! I3 T: ~  M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.   e9 G5 J4 O: a# T: V% f
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* l% A$ U- T% V  t4 _! P: m3 C5 X( c父之过 It is all your fault. . x- I4 }# S& ]5 U. @9 g7 V3 u6 t" [
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 9 s! E: R! e& z* L, |% Z2 W( P
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' j- ], C0 r' Y; ^8 P/ t' B* c' _7 ?
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 P6 S1 ]# E6 N6 K" a. N4 ]非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 I4 u* ?* l; p" _0 m$ i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: M/ \- \6 {' C5 X5 `' ?老何为 you will lose your ability when aged + p: j+ v; B- Y1 b9 Q8 J+ p

- m) h% }7 I. \6 \玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 6 n$ l5 r% r1 p+ q% c; O8 Z
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 i. O! t8 ]7 j% z7 ?& C人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 I. N6 F) @) d6 C不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!& _+ ]& R* L6 h0 t  d) C! U
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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