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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
1 p: \+ [! ~; v' x6 c; w性本善:Sex is good. 1 `2 E, D7 o% [9 U
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* P* M, c" I9 Z$ f# m* V0 n习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
0 [2 l( @' c9 K" a& E3 K苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. / h3 {- N# o, ~) i9 r2 V
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. % o  W* @# V2 l
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教之道:The way of learning it ! }; R3 _  C, e; p7 e
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng $ F- {. I. W3 h
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ) `% k* c0 D9 y  D
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 9 j+ z; ^; f; G7 p6 W$ a8 o
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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1 C1 n; p( \' V窦燕山 Dou, the Famous $ X* r$ a8 P: [) X! _) h' G
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine " N; }! P( i+ `
教五子 All his five son took it   e" {1 ]7 x" N0 S+ a
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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1 h- _. d  F$ q. T; P养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 D+ b: E( [, H0 U父之过 It is all your fault.
# \3 f/ d' s, C3 ?7 n2 G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# |4 o) |& u. |# g7 E( W  Z, ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! k5 ~1 Z0 g/ M! x1 d& Y, I- |1 j5 s子不学 You may refuse to study this
; a1 D4 V' j& Q非所宜 but that is a real mistake ; j  B" r, l2 _3 l+ c' y2 m2 Q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" d  A$ y4 L( e2 q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
: A; I% m0 N" c6 K不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ! J% H$ S& `" ]$ S
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
- v  v0 @: i: F, p+ z  V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!. H1 w' p! V+ ~* Z4 L4 W4 @
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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