爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
  Y- Z3 G* A( v) u性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ |5 ]0 A+ ]& X8 D6 d4 H# B习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
1 a9 }5 j7 J4 M贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

: m3 [( `8 [7 O昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

! [9 O. W! Q3 J' d! P窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) g5 U: W. R- \$ v教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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2 L; H; m: L( }+ K' f- n- m养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; a& k. z( b6 T# N父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 ?: A4 U: {% Y: f师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

/ v( ]  ]8 c0 p9 a" S% q# M9 g0 U子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
( G* ^( Q9 F. v! e! U幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# D' T/ \- l4 Y0 h& h/ c老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' }& ?) r  b2 d2 x9 y/ [! N1 b不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# F5 W# J1 @6 i. T4 Q5 ]6 m人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  W0 x  a) I6 V# o3 V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!