爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
( b$ H4 d1 b0 W1 K性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
; f+ T5 g# x' N1 n% f- {习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
# t% ^  r6 j- S, k- Y$ v2 l7 i苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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) U3 w* l9 F3 j6 O' Z* P$ u: q- T教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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" U$ R6 N2 k! H% W昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

8 J/ R7 e) Y, \1 L# |6 T9 N子不学：If you don't study hard,
0 J' z' t% |8 e断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: {9 V& U" H. @" o3 N7 u  y! ]+ ~6 v有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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5 z' ^7 C; ~* ^* [9 o养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
- Q0 s- |4 N$ @) R教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& c/ w$ H: C. T8 G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; r; I( `  R4 {; [9 {# l: ?2 U老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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5 J# m: K- g  a" z7 j% [% ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! j4 T- o3 ~6 C5 Q6 C6 P% d2 S不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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