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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
* Q6 M  k2 V% c( r# C& a' v3 R性本善:Sex is good. & w3 ]' {( I8 E* w4 \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
$ I; g8 g2 y" v* m3 l2 h习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
9 E. W/ E# S5 G' G( _+ l苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
1 H1 m3 W- R) s, j& r: ~- i# ~, D性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. * m1 ~, Y* t" T4 N

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教之道:The way of learning it   V" @- \1 L) M! l  a
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- N6 s$ e9 [3 U( z& C. r2 n- J昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ b4 I9 D- H2 i# q# [; x择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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2 ~# x2 S# i8 p1 \子不学:If you don't study hard,
( J% O9 E8 p2 c$ K1 z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # \& C. ]  j  Q! X! T
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 c2 k0 p: S& ^" Z- q; i( ^有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ) q7 U  w2 N( N* _3 D" D% _/ S( ^
教五子 All his five son took it 8 u% P2 v* s. W: }9 P- V
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 3 ]1 v4 T% i: ^0 G

. Y8 Z' U  k1 l0 v6 }, i- Z  Q5 J5 J养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 4 `5 g) L" [' k0 a! o
父之过 It is all your fault.
8 V* f/ B6 `  A- v. @教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ k. X  D8 M5 U- Y  u  P7 |- ]  z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
. ?8 Q- n% f/ C* J# W' i3 L, R非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 u/ L% a$ K# z0 k0 C  Z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, " [* G4 Y+ [5 V+ z$ C$ ]
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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7 l+ P. r: H# I! ^- W玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
/ O& u+ V  {/ z; K# w" Y1 w& x不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 3 o# J+ {) Y: `6 J9 O  s
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
$ \8 u. u6 z% r9 E3 Q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
  ^$ M1 B' W+ B' ^6 B# n3 OFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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