爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
4 a0 X+ T6 R6 X& v7 ?' s性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
- A5 K! N( q/ R! U" F苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
, H, @  i# S7 U* v  e6 Z, E/ U贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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( }( g* C3 ]4 [! v昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
- p. A1 U! {4 y: }( L4 F+ Q4 X断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' ]/ }7 Z9 C; u. b. G& R- g教五子 All his five son took it
0 \- ^+ n4 s: Q3 X" C5 f9 x$ X4 J名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' ?7 @5 B5 O) ^  x3 T; i父之过 It is all your fault.
3 y% [9 X1 C3 i# G! p+ m+ ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
: r: z/ Z8 i, D非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" a4 C" `/ ^8 p  }) L' a幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) O( t+ l. G9 k: M6 X$ ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# l6 j9 e6 U- \2 Q+ j人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! i$ C. y* b2 H- b" }  S  x! Z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!