爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
0 T1 i+ ^5 W  q1 U性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 ]4 Z+ ~3 v6 D6 F: f3 e3 `苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 V  P  K( _1 L4 T昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ `! f  }; W6 D% H( I; o2 o择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

0 F+ k- i' \. w1 l窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
8 ^/ }& o( v- i& P名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

; B4 s8 b- u: o% s2 P9 d2 ?6 @- D1 i养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
( |7 i3 m5 e& e0 F父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

" |2 G( G$ B- I# Y1 V1 v子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; [+ v5 B) Y! P) W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 k1 V: `& a# w& N! ]不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!