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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 5 W& K. u; ?9 P# Z) y" [' d$ r3 O
性本善:Sex is good.
0 ~  i1 l8 t, V2 k$ _. j" V性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
/ ^. O7 g' ^. ?) C7 t/ [习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. + K* Q6 E4 e. P, c9 c
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& o4 W2 p% y0 J3 X$ M2 q9 M性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 7 B! w" g- x7 m2 ?( ]9 P0 ?

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4 [: x1 F: @* C7 `; E, [教之道:The way of learning it
) S' |1 m3 M5 m2 T# \. C3 k贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. . w$ [* i: `- B( h# ~: U7 }
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. {- U7 C% ?1 s1 ]择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ( A- O0 D7 g. r( F. I! F% B$ t4 u

; r; N: v7 p7 Y, `0 A子不学:If you don't study hard,
! Y+ W( A# y/ s断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' w: g" D3 V! r& f7 e3 W

. Q( e2 _( j% U0 ?+ N* g; a窦燕山 Dou, the Famous : R/ x+ a) s1 J4 x9 m4 u6 v  r
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 v1 ]  x3 J" z" l) t
教五子 All his five son took it 2 {" e, E) @: L" E3 D" N1 e5 U7 i
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. $ F& |  X+ k1 x* G, V- x5 L

, _- K+ [: A$ Q* _( `( P1 i/ d养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,   Z5 W) h- C9 N
父之过 It is all your fault. 8 k' W! }7 Q4 s) h
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 e) X8 S2 o, v4 E0 b4 g7 M$ B3 G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + [4 ^9 X8 h9 X9 ]8 r" _" {8 l
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子不学 You may refuse to study this % ]( V' p3 o% @) u( q4 f
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ f5 Z. x" b3 N3 D$ ^幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% o' y+ C, b% y/ ^+ j老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; t, \0 |) {% J! F% F* ?不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 6 _% H1 D- k" [. j0 A  X
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 6 T& l8 I- S$ V& x& B- C
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!. _9 P+ S7 r1 t' N$ R, f6 t0 \
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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