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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
; M6 D9 V' z/ S" n性本善:Sex is good.
, L( x( G7 K* ?/ L) `$ `+ p性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. # G) g0 t+ W- b$ Y
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 k) y* \- w$ `/ f  _( i苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
6 {5 g8 j; J% d" n) C1 \0 K, f* [性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 `* w" ]) B9 E( _# s9 M( z
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教之道:The way of learning it ( x; ?; c4 n- }0 C5 N' h
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   Q7 [4 q7 K4 p9 ]; I9 m

! ~0 F3 _7 `5 X昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % p3 m7 h' t% a: b5 w
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 O: H& x, B' S7 D1 Z子不学:If you don't study hard, & s! w! B- X/ l  h) R# A
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. " g* j$ I+ U3 J3 J' y& o  _
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, @, m- {- P+ X9 ~! A有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 g: X2 B9 K) _- N3 P% e教五子 All his five son took it 6 P6 A0 P" x* `( m0 O/ O
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  h& R; i3 c7 A/ S9 D( I+ N养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 _, S9 Z0 w) V5 M父之过 It is all your fault.
% ?1 l5 B4 m, F5 \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : z7 s3 ^# G+ T% `
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( _7 b: G1 e- M, W1 S/ P子不学 You may refuse to study this 1 {. R$ F1 V( q. M( a& ?
非所宜 but that is a real mistake , \5 ?2 N* c1 c5 x$ N3 _  K
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; I& L# L+ ^9 h7 D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 0 J% ]/ Y  i0 n3 K
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 8 W7 L1 W! V& n! q% n
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ f& R4 r/ x. v( M) V- ]5 y  k+ T不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 s$ \4 {& |& R# g# b: x( ~9 P* M+ ~
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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