爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
7 M& R: q3 r8 r性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
  U# k. s9 P8 ?+ j性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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4 a5 F$ u) a% @# z6 x- ~& H2 F教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 u" i7 |6 t8 d7 I) c' ?  I7 q昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) @4 ?; h0 b# q" W4 `! O择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

- p2 I" @- X! m: [子不学：If you don't study hard,
: ~; a& E+ m% [4 o/ }3 I3 n- y断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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# E5 I0 P2 C% _: `  c. p窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ o( R0 g5 J' F% _% v7 Y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
. S5 M6 |2 d' v* V% p4 V2 d名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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: S& [- L# U5 o# O8 ^- e/ _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. R* J2 b( o8 j. D6 f父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! u" |* X4 O# B/ @师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

" r3 }5 R# B4 |. ~( c子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) s! K, O: [' ~' h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( v+ A) e3 r' |8 _. u+ G& A人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 Z9 |. r  F; d/ U0 O% Q3 I不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!