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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
8 [! V" m  a* i2 E4 n7 `. _性本善:Sex is good.
% y4 ~% ^# r6 Z, v性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, p2 T+ M- U" [8 v% `+ ?8 B习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! Y4 D& {" s2 g- U# q$ \
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. , g! R2 l0 \. @# m3 |- X
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ) J. F8 Y/ V2 s! H1 c7 O0 a

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教之道:The way of learning it 9 D2 a# m$ o8 h, c7 q9 z4 k' }
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. & F$ q3 i1 g! w' D: Y, c, R+ ~

  o# G) N  a. d昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 3 Q8 v; Z- f: e2 W4 Z2 \( M7 V
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 2 n, W% ~& Z$ {) f

2 q# @) v. v' F: `( y( U子不学:If you don't study hard,
5 E5 a5 b( x6 ^# Y" v- M* v0 b断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' Z- r# A! A7 g( G4 p/ Q. j6 H- k

2 C7 l, j" {3 _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! R- M- E( t( X+ w( b. P有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% Q% Y. K5 N: m6 a* E4 c教五子 All his five son took it
. S4 V& c! x1 W; j2 |3 W' ?名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 2 k/ |/ `5 [0 y4 q) v
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ; q& Q) g3 s: c% [
父之过 It is all your fault.
% E* V. b& U  U/ T1 s2 Y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" J" X% K+ @) V) }; G  ?1 t4 F  \8 e0 P师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 i  l- j, Z  H, y5 u) K: n
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子不学 You may refuse to study this : `/ h+ ?8 b; \+ h- u
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 {( w& [' t. T4 W& g, M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" Z) B: Y5 I. o. y- J" e3 R/ p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 5 `) d7 P" w. M; E" Y
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ k/ L8 {! {! a' Q( z$ a# q人不学 If you don't learn sex, % {% D# c: j: s; t( ?5 H
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!9 O0 x4 O6 ?( _0 H5 u
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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