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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. " }$ Y7 u+ O3 ]# a
性本善:Sex is good. ' t! d' `7 ]( h
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 1 B6 ?- d- S- q9 |9 ^; g
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 i( P" \3 @# U% S0 N0 v/ }
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 W1 v0 f* T( }* M1 Q% F' Q性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 a5 Z- W& G1 }

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9 w7 J& `  _! u4 v* J8 A8 E' y教之道:The way of learning it
" ^; [, C+ {6 f$ C  f贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ( I5 r  G& o; C5 V# o) f
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 2 u4 k( S  o$ e5 s9 J
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
; R! J- S6 x0 z' L, N) @5 o: D# J断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) P* v6 [- S+ R3 y1 }6 a; |3 W

* P) G+ I! M7 m* S窦燕山 Dou, the Famous * e9 S7 W& K6 j! E; T2 I
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- K" }* z. @) h$ u" _: ]教五子 All his five son took it
% d' W1 }7 l2 j" }- B/ D, c名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
# R7 x9 _4 A) I* @1 v6 S父之过 It is all your fault.
- ]4 f3 M  U; Z: [/ ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 1 }5 E" V9 j$ ?; U& [' h
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 i) x+ `7 C) P非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! O6 w3 y. G- {* f, k幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  p/ x& J. j6 @0 p6 Z- J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* G; ], |  T0 H- F不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 I# f/ `8 M; r* m人不学 If you don't learn sex, ; I3 e) c, l2 ~
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!, U) H2 g7 `) P
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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