爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
9 a; G+ f8 ^$ I性本善：Sex is good.
( M. S+ t( |; u, [5 _. p" I, E! o性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
+ k" g- a6 Z6 Q$ S  \$ c习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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+ i! E( ~* t9 @- H教之道：The way of learning it
) m2 e* T/ D) [贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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, t& G. X6 E; {8 Y5 a% t/ K% D子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
0 i9 j: N# ]! [6 x5 j有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
" ]1 w9 O# j  n% h5 @$ r: q名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 i, V. T! R0 J; o+ V/ l7 m) r7 c父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! a8 G) ]" D: Q/ r8 y$ S$ D子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 L. u: u" Z! k% Y+ D不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) V6 |$ S0 B3 B5 g不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!