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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
' L9 Q9 Q" y+ B& J( B4 ?性本善:Sex is good. - a8 }0 j8 A7 k1 k  ~
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. # }- P$ c2 B* W, h9 {: ]
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 _$ v& Z8 B5 l1 u+ ]
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. & {( l7 P) ^" C# ?7 _" h
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 o; ~; D  J5 a1 @5 \
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  J2 {( @, I6 F3 n. m4 A教之道:The way of learning it
! s9 I& k* r9 j贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. . m( t/ w- N& F' B- J' m' _4 V' Z. o  K
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 i. Y/ T" o" @择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. & G* |  m2 @# E9 ]: ~, N1 r' y& \

5 U% F% I  \& E子不学:If you don't study hard,
& B+ n' V, r' ]4 H  `断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 H* {6 A. H, D/ ^

' ~- t" u, l  ]. ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous % H8 S( m( c% J2 C# ~
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine   j5 @3 D% m! `: V
教五子 All his five son took it # x' t! \. M7 g8 j/ \
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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9 e" [! b, U: b6 N养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' Y* A; d, v( }/ x
父之过 It is all your fault.   K/ _0 B- w! w
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 0 J: t2 m& i, }: {! C
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this # K0 @# n! A5 M, d
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
0 [& x: v9 s# c2 I幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* V4 |( H# L+ W$ i; q老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 9 T/ ]( ~" L" d, Y9 u1 S
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, / b- V& u6 x( a0 j
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- ?0 `5 b3 \' N& G人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 O& R! D: R9 p$ t6 u, Q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
; B& s2 z( O+ b! q% \6 i+ ZFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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