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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
1 P' p9 G, I0 e. j性本善:Sex is good. $ w( h* g* w& I* _6 T
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, Z  i  Q- h7 B6 A) y/ \+ d习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ o& x; _7 O! t; C. g苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. / f' T8 h: v; v% h& `7 L3 `
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. : S0 m+ j. n$ x- o# R# a
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教之道:The way of learning it
% v: s( a3 [  }贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 a. n9 \8 m: t# q( L择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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, |9 \( n. ^% `1 M1 N* M7 P% k! N0 E子不学:If you don't study hard, , j; z0 D- }& T
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ; o8 F) @0 B; D6 j4 W
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 j% T- |$ [0 l% B2 s  u' c教五子 All his five son took it
2 i5 H" `' y' @. `" r2 }, L名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ! _1 I8 h' c5 c9 f+ ]# ?4 i

9 n  t4 ]# Q( t4 e, N养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,   b! M, m8 Y9 k; Q- m( U1 o
父之过 It is all your fault. ! v: H: T- h) w3 j* @
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) H3 f- _2 F9 l# D1 n, I师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 }. D3 w2 f& P+ F& q, d

4 v, Z2 ^6 D( F  Q; C子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 W9 k% A# n7 v+ r! B非所宜 but that is a real mistake & u9 A. P+ p+ B
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% j; [3 A! F: \, p, O+ s* X老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ' o' ?8 `. i$ r0 T) h
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. $ |' X. p9 K! l; ?$ n! I! J4 T
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 `  s, H; y, V* Z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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