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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
, W, q! t+ G2 ?. d0 g! Y性本善:Sex is good. 5 i  {7 I* S4 Z' ]% ~: v
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
+ x2 x! C5 p" x2 R% K, S  ]  P3 e4 {习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
. z% U* A: a8 o# H1 d8 l7 p9 t4 V* E, Z苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. / k8 J0 ^  j, |
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; w7 l/ u# C4 b" ~/ p- V

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0 {$ d+ o' P# W: Q教之道:The way of learning it * s2 o1 Z& Q+ b+ \% X8 ?/ d
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 9 y2 x5 Z( l  u  Z. g, l6 B
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.   X6 ^7 \' x4 `8 g8 k* C$ v
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
# j$ ^3 c4 m& N# }: i) K断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! D5 N, w+ G1 f1 m8 k有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 {( p% E  @4 d3 W9 Z0 Z/ s教五子 All his five son took it
, O, p4 w- w0 i6 F! q名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ( j2 ]4 D$ o! {/ P( R8 i9 K  Z
父之过 It is all your fault.
, m  P0 q; S' z- o6 y  n* ?5 D教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  h5 _  j3 s- r$ D师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + ^3 ~9 l& `6 _& H
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 1 b5 d2 o0 ~- ^0 \/ W" C. \' }( I
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
8 Y1 o  E2 r1 ]  r4 T2 h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ( s  Z( A  P' W2 l6 q) ~3 _6 K
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged   G& I8 l& U( J$ ~' A3 u

0 i" P# R- ?9 b/ z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ) E; _! f4 V) ?% {/ o- W: V4 I/ }
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. # ]: |  f% a$ X3 d) N5 g
人不学 If you don't learn sex, % b0 V0 ?# |; g, o' n# }2 W8 Y- H
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
! E, t. g1 E! [- }9 ^$ ~Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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