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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
4 a0 X+ T6 R6 X& v7 ?' s性本善:Sex is good. 4 b4 e, x. D9 x  B
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / O9 z# t* A* B8 _; B
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
- A5 K! N( q/ R! U" F苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 5 s, p; F* T+ T2 F4 F1 `5 Z
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
, H, @  i# S7 U* v  e6 Z, E/ U贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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( }( g* C3 ]4 [! v昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng   G! S0 L( x* P: Z7 A1 W3 E
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 [& r* [$ u/ g7 Y
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
- p. A1 U! {4 y: }( L4 F+ Q4 X断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. " u* T4 O  w6 V( R7 b# Z  V2 a
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 g$ m* C/ w+ v& @1 _/ r7 b; p
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' ]/ }7 Z9 C; u. b. G& R- g教五子 All his five son took it
0 \- ^+ n4 s: Q3 X" C5 f9 x$ X4 J名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 6 R+ Z* n* y7 S3 L; q
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' ?7 @5 B5 O) ^  x3 T; i父之过 It is all your fault.
3 y% [9 X1 C3 i# G! p+ m+ ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, . L, o! y9 Y# I; a8 u& Q
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 E9 |. v3 {% x( t- E+ s
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
: r: z/ Z8 i, D非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" a4 C" `/ ^8 p  }) L' a幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) O( t+ l. G9 k: M6 X$ ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged % W, x5 N3 P! s0 @# ^/ j
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, , |5 o0 _6 b" s- H# \. [
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# l6 j9 e6 U- \2 Q+ j人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! i$ C. y* b2 H- b" }  S  x! Z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 N0 g6 q7 G) u' y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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