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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 7 ~. @' w) E7 L
性本善:Sex is good. 6 j' D& x: d' e0 A0 U# ?5 t% Q, w
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
+ G0 c+ P- e" v习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 h) q- M( K# v0 L苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# I# {9 i# }; x5 W2 C9 X性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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5 z, j+ g+ y- O& e. e- w' c3 l  {教之道:The way of learning it $ L4 Z& ?% M: F
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ) R# S5 F7 ^& B6 J8 S) ]
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
+ w  ?. I6 |4 _9 l7 P/ I断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. / |: X5 w4 E) X: H0 o* I' J

1 l6 I) V$ `7 U窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( y% E- P+ y* a/ I0 f有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
) x  s. ^" R! b6 E% L% I3 z& }* f' }5 n教五子 All his five son took it : s9 `5 d& [- x9 j) G, t, u6 X
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % @$ }' I1 |7 P/ g# Q

( }' h& c8 F; Y养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
( G% X8 Z: }- X0 H1 ^+ `父之过 It is all your fault.
# i) }9 Z' e3 }! N教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 4 H7 `, n0 K+ C/ R
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 ^% d. g4 {  v# c7 r0 y8 h2 H* _子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 z2 Q: t' s$ j# f: J; q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 }. z8 ^- o: ]' E幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 t- E+ `" X7 L- M
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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# d! R  H4 O" S/ u9 S7 y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 B* h8 w2 C4 a9 n! A3 F1 A3 z$ Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 1 r4 X4 `1 p+ J$ O1 B5 j
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ) m2 v5 t& K1 |5 @
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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