爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
/ ~8 T. g" n, y: U' Y: \% P, M性本善：Sex is good.
: l% t6 C: n# l# @% F! Q7 c& b性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 F; P. u9 N% A4 e5 P* r苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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8 `! `7 e% L; H; r昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. @# `* c: {$ @# X( V择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
# c- {% }1 t3 E! \0 z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 |  G- D$ C1 `2 T$ i教五子 All his five son took it
" }" z- k' `) E' }5 R$ S) d# u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) R/ W  ~, d3 f* }- E( w" L师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 Z# I- {# @8 X& k9 `7 n: \子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

1 G$ l, |1 n8 m: m玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
: p/ Z# U  S. T" X1 K不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ ]5 J+ W8 U3 U人不学 If you don't learn sex,
  L; e* H7 K) k) {5 h" i0 n; w% M不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!