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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. + [% u1 c! G5 g/ U. U
性本善:Sex is good.
9 N9 }9 r+ m& X  }" Z  E6 o, i性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 2 G. I) A, G3 ?4 X# m6 F/ M* j7 ?
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 T" u  I2 n- {9 V
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 W* N+ H. n) U性乃迁:Sex will leave you..   o/ g* c  @9 J  F. m

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教之道:The way of learning it 2 `( O& ]' \+ Y( g( \) @+ L
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 6 F+ |  c' J7 u) D; @" f
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 L$ w6 Z$ \) O/ U# k4 J4 s( O5 S
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 2 Y& I- T6 o+ [  J: c
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 m0 D! V& q; T
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 o$ C( ]. L* V# }' V) s: t教五子 All his five son took it & |5 }( c6 M2 @8 U/ k0 Q
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 1 g& R7 L: p8 c4 a) a
父之过 It is all your fault. : R/ j- s8 C/ Z
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! f6 s7 D9 b# ]( m1 i师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 H' ^6 `) H; M% g: [
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子不学 You may refuse to study this " W5 ]; ?- V/ y$ O+ y% g+ l
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
( ?8 G8 @# m* r* f9 _幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 a0 Q/ ~3 |& X
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged / T* F7 W1 `5 E) s$ t1 M  I
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) m+ A( O5 ?8 p0 I% d不成器 It won't become hard and strong. " z% w7 }: ]2 ~/ F( ^7 B
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ) |7 l, S6 h8 P' f# D8 y3 \: O
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 p7 \3 K. |' b2 A2 f3 Q2 J% o
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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