爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
4 C2 X" i0 P" Q4 T3 {& H6 M$ ?性本善：Sex is good.
6 _, Z, M+ P( M2 ]% c8 O性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
" g2 H2 K* E; c: u性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


5 I# W4 h2 `, j! G. _3 x9 L教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 E/ u" s2 l% m; [3 M4 I: l择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
" F9 ?! w( I3 K断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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0 B8 m5 W6 M. |6 O- j/ w+ U2 \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
& f* K# p, w0 B% D, b' A名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  @7 |! Y& D1 Y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

3 w4 h  n. u3 o$ \5 w. y0 b子不学 You may refuse to study this
) I5 Z. l) u6 |# l& o( |" c非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# B$ k+ w8 M* d% T3 X, b$ k老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# o6 N& ?8 z1 H% e8 s不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ F9 C* Y! G$ U# L人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
4 n' ?9 ]. F- jFaint!!!!!!!!!!!