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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
  @% Y: v! f. H* u' u性本善:Sex is good.
; x& K6 i& y# Y$ g' {# @性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 9 [5 J3 V+ w7 W
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. : u+ f3 y+ S$ a- W) v3 ~
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 2 K) u+ o: _. ~% ^
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 `4 }6 n' `2 T+ r( J. p
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 P. K3 I* K; d6 T, ^择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, . d4 ?( t  P+ j3 Z
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) b" `, }5 ^: U( O& V

- Y" M3 Y% L5 G+ V- A窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 s% _9 ~; ^9 y: k1 P
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 T- g+ M, @% e教五子 All his five son took it
* _) _- y6 M* u' u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 1 z+ c; Z  U+ R& Z* k

8 k) M& N5 D" ]+ i' q1 z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 T! a  X2 C% Z7 q& U! ?* ?父之过 It is all your fault. " Z0 v7 V- S1 }0 w3 _! W
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 X: [+ s( d& X6 O3 R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; s5 j3 N% U) t; J2 a: N

6 d$ d$ N+ ^1 O  W( P$ y2 F, {5 k子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 b4 ~/ U+ C) c: v) x* I" C& F# ~非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 z* S6 X" S, D$ I1 F幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 V/ Y! Y$ A: n7 e0 k
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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4 M& S& R2 S( R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, $ @: k% s% |8 q& `0 T% Y7 g
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! |) I3 J; S# L* P9 n$ |) S: ^人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 }6 L5 T9 H2 x: q7 b不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 H0 v: x- Y3 C: Y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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