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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 7 R7 ]- `! b. i; `/ s. \) r9 v: o
性本善:Sex is good.
( `* v6 U% Q, V8 t. _: m性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
  }1 B/ N0 o  j) j习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
. b' L1 m9 n; D1 A7 g8 F6 i% Z苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  X& ^: N& Q' a( u: Q+ C3 G- q' q性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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6 s0 `1 L4 E3 Z; p4 M教之道:The way of learning it - T: p1 h) p2 N( _; r& [
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 A4 b: D# K2 d! Q9 J# m& Y3 r/ Z4 F
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 {5 L/ y7 s1 n3 x/ n" I4 C" O择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 e# I% \8 X; g+ ?, Z8 v5 S( ^4 Q/ ^子不学:If you don't study hard,
/ P  ^2 i# \' p% r断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. " z- l7 A, D4 r8 X( O# \
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous * L% X5 u* M$ T. `
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 a7 O7 H- O" L* ]! V
教五子 All his five son took it 8 I2 n7 i* I9 U7 ]4 p
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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( @; d& u7 k7 J- T% a养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ! d# z$ z/ N1 h- z+ i
父之过 It is all your fault.
% ~) C' R# _) w+ t) e教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + ~5 B8 n% E* M
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
; f4 K% u7 A3 M+ G非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 y8 y, |: i7 O7 l+ f5 w/ m幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) t2 I1 Z1 G1 a, y# }. g老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ( \$ f4 x  l# s) K) r. a
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 ]- D( e+ l( a+ p. d* B/ A8 |
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* t2 p4 S, X$ V- K- K人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 V1 d" m% \3 j不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
5 s7 S3 h% C3 N; v+ TFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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