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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 6 r! y0 s5 ?$ Y6 k+ d$ P
性本善:Sex is good.
! r1 s" {8 y3 Q/ Q2 m' H性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ) ], Q* G) M8 Y/ g+ U5 ^& h% ], o
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 v- C. S  X4 F3 e& A% U
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. & J& e! H- Y9 k( Q( C% z+ L
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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0 ]7 B2 r% s9 a. Z9 I; C, }! F教之道:The way of learning it 8 [6 v# r. x1 g5 Z
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. y; S( c. I5 R, v1 H& u: J& X昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % O8 G0 x; |, u
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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; l( s* [) C! f! F" f5 s子不学:If you don't study hard, & Y8 l, j5 f, ^8 f: r6 _0 I+ d
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ; t$ _3 c8 S; J8 m. x
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine % }8 M3 F3 `9 L- G/ ^/ j0 N
教五子 All his five son took it
2 k; L, g4 Y! |3 E6 B名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ; n4 D0 c( A! g+ y7 f5 F8 M% C; O4 u4 Q

% x( d! ?7 W! \. T养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 k+ a: Z& ]  z$ d父之过 It is all your fault.
. c! o, r- |3 T$ X5 Q- o教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  l% |6 a- e7 w2 O* g8 }师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
" B. l3 o2 r9 D; _: X+ V, n非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) b: c; R* ^6 _" r  x8 H9 X4 ^+ t幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : K3 k; y  g; A4 O+ X* h9 {
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# J: ?/ A5 ~  z2 `* `不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + F4 s4 ^% v/ ?8 E
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 6 |# s( r2 G( D2 f
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
% n4 r8 N2 H! j" I: @% V3 s. iFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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