爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
, q# D. \4 B8 X- h3 P4 C4 Z性本善：Sex is good.
4 R& R% {: v) K  L性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
; ^, [( r4 k- y3 m0 K" O5 l6 `习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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# X5 P6 n& G$ ]2 Q3 `- r1 q教之道：The way of learning it
' S6 ?& c. B( r$ n. U# [贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ h) M1 u) Q5 _8 h4 U昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% S+ d' J$ |: H  D+ [4 _1 H3 i择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

; G& X+ a, o1 k- ]' f子不学：If you don't study hard,
5 _5 K1 ], \5 x% g. N1 }断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

/ f$ L& a- X% f, a养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
4 y5 R$ l; D& W0 H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
* Q! p7 W) N$ c1 s" A3 D$ i* ]非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 F/ ^9 l3 W! V- q4 I; K& }1 [幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& ]# {3 h. e3 H! j/ e3 y7 @, t不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 F" G( r! Q* C3 L! M; c9 C9 E人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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