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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
% `# x  ]% T, t0 A6 H3 {性本善:Sex is good. ! J) G% D1 ~+ H9 Z) x
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 9 Q+ _: X9 C. k* `6 N
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 v6 }, x4 o5 S7 B; v
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
9 f! ^# Y9 P0 c) `性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ! G" c& O) Z  i. W# f  k& L
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  e, s5 x0 j4 p教之道:The way of learning it # y: K+ r, L* W. y! w6 S
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 \* \. u7 Q) ~! ~+ K& F% P

+ u- O( W4 l! j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng , t3 Z! N1 d& T: f4 @
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. : C4 w: W! t5 A5 X1 @/ c! F
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 0 [0 e5 i. F4 P% L: k
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  q: j  p/ q; W; f* H) m, m窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) q% P3 Z. w5 I4 o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 N8 ]- j! u4 ?; o& J9 b/ z  [, f教五子 All his five son took it . T6 x% v' T8 t
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % E0 {4 V" h' {3 [/ l

6 P$ N9 _$ X4 Q: R' S( a养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, ]( J  `( r" N3 u  N7 U  S; l父之过 It is all your fault.
% v& k% h1 y; y. r! ^教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: L8 Y! \5 k, X师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 s! B5 h8 F: C3 C2 M& |非所宜 but that is a real mistake " _7 D; S) H2 q" Q8 t5 U& F
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 t  y4 h: |; f2 B
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% p- \* D( C* D2 g2 M" O不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 3 p! R3 L/ z& j+ s/ ^0 V$ H' H
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ; [  I3 c* o+ U# p
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
) ~  ~- R% l( C- F5 HFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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