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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
  W% C( _6 U0 X( {/ ]# e5 Z  ~6 |性本善:Sex is good.
  i+ R* u* o- f8 X* h0 s性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
3 o0 [9 n6 K& z& _8 @习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. $ {  i. u% V7 Q2 A- l: ^0 \& ]
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - V6 N2 i8 C7 K4 |/ e" e
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 ~8 T8 u, a2 r0 g5 [  w4 `1 e. R
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. " _1 q$ @! L3 \3 g0 k
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, A/ m9 ?4 ]+ P* ]/ f$ g( J: b8 b% E0 [择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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! c( T7 t8 Y; G子不学:If you don't study hard,
' T* W' c8 d* \$ @9 }, O: I- f断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ' f  n4 e/ l! m- y
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ) L" D1 U( ^  I; ~8 ~+ _
教五子 All his five son took it
$ d7 G. z& c2 P, [% ^, W. J2 t& y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! J, Y  ]( |: p7 R' ?- o养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, , S2 u* X: H; @. F) U
父之过 It is all your fault.
$ y3 T! x. B7 M教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, & J) |- f( ]& b
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 j4 o  [( s6 r8 E6 E7 L非所宜 but that is a real mistake 1 `$ d! v- Q' _/ J% w/ Y# \" P/ @% |
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 N- T8 G& f, i* s+ M: u6 z( G
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, * O5 R" _" b5 K( T8 e
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% w# U, [- `+ F人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' g5 A0 Z/ y  ]3 P8 U不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!/ u9 B/ x% S' d* h
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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