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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. " E' g# r/ Q/ q4 U# E9 S( a* S7 I
性本善:Sex is good.
3 N4 }/ E6 d* J9 j性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ B* \% o- v3 z7 H: c
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
! L( r) z! F1 Z1 D- p苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. * M& W6 _$ k4 [
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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) q5 a  y3 n7 Q  _教之道:The way of learning it
% T" f0 Y  D  h* E; F( f5 J. q贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, ?( y  g/ \5 ~! P4 u( A昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 w8 l! B; Q( e1 x+ t& h$ {& v择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. % a5 ^# P$ j, b0 l, R# B

  L, l( W+ i6 W/ E, b- c子不学:If you don't study hard, ) C% k2 G+ o7 w, e; o
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 }$ W% i7 A2 g6 y4 @0 C, z% ?# y6 K+ U有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ( q& v- b6 n' ~7 u/ Q
教五子 All his five son took it : K# e% J, _5 h, r( a0 y
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. & n5 A/ o, c8 R% }+ {
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, & R$ u( ~' Z8 c- _
父之过 It is all your fault. - G- f$ v' I* f) S7 }2 ^
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + p/ {8 a$ @5 G! U( o
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ {6 p* Q6 Z% L8 J子不学 You may refuse to study this
  o4 ^- O8 X8 X+ \7 |1 }; p$ y! n非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 }. h# D5 Q  f$ V幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 i$ }9 S* @; Z! }
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 g7 ^) @9 C/ A8 A/ T2 I* {7 j玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 6 I( @) K6 @/ u. W# b
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' C% ?4 @4 _7 W; X0 a6 g人不学 If you don't learn sex, " Q, m# Z! b* W1 W  H2 E
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
8 o2 H7 [0 N+ U7 C- uFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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