爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
- D! K- x0 g% s- _' N习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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+ n) U9 }/ P4 j  m教之道：The way of learning it
7 {$ b, I9 G: y3 S$ h贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ D9 C5 }% K8 E8 }昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 ?7 B+ t0 p: _择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
, A1 C: Z' {& b, `断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

' h/ U. F, U, y  \2 n4 n! o窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
3 x# m! p4 `! U9 B2 Z0 [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 D2 C/ I( }: ?0 \. E. o- z0 S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' {- h$ Q2 O1 C( x; Q0 c. M" K父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( V7 S7 k5 F5 B师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: `2 r" O! z8 T, O. t5 }* O( o老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

8 a0 ], n0 d8 U- }8 X: G玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! h! F* Q% S/ k( |- t  h& j不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( e! c# X# f, Q0 ^不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
7 B- X; y/ j0 ~, ?. mFaint!!!!!!!!!!!