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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 9 f; h0 k; A9 B0 J7 b" w
性本善:Sex is good.
$ {  N1 f& e9 M2 W8 j性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. : P! P' n% j! ^/ ?
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 o. i7 E2 Z4 Q! T% `
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. / T2 J% b0 T$ N1 J9 }7 A1 E
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; |9 l$ C- x- m7 n/ S% d

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9 U4 m4 `3 t1 r3 E教之道:The way of learning it * O# y5 o0 c+ G+ [& J$ {* S& m
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. : g) |7 u! F7 y

! B7 |# e# k' [5 M: T2 C9 R1 O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' T' ^1 b; D: a0 \% v择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 \( n/ p( @! ]/ {/ z子不学:If you don't study hard, 7 i+ `4 V# d  |4 M5 e6 g
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  A; @& O: @" [& n( {$ A  T窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 @0 {4 ]2 W; d( N
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine & U4 K6 @4 v, g5 v7 ]3 |
教五子 All his five son took it 2 b2 M7 I' V6 [% h$ l# u( l
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ( @5 i' U; D4 Z- f0 |
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. ?" ?4 e6 [+ _: C! a' i* h父之过 It is all your fault. 5 D- U; ?& Y: V. `3 m
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 \* K# B, n1 D) c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 R) Z5 x- d8 N2 a& z子不学 You may refuse to study this
. ~& X3 ~0 m- {+ E7 V非所宜 but that is a real mistake ! E$ n" d+ o/ W+ b
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* d$ Z4 C) C& `/ ~& Q( p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ! g- ]$ M  H( m, K) _4 O7 F. C; V

9 I, F3 J) c* y- B; J1 R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 V5 Y- ]" o$ V$ K3 l不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( _; A! F2 ]2 h人不学 If you don't learn sex, : T/ W( H7 g/ ~. U$ b$ ]) ]
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
/ R3 I( \7 }" O% z$ Y) eFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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