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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
! _  R6 g" ~4 X; d$ c性本善:Sex is good.
, G. q- p5 K  @3 t" ~  O; O- ~& L性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / Y/ T  K  ]8 B$ O* }. [/ E, q" Z' a
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 e6 ^3 N8 a8 g- q4 x8 O4 @9 A. n
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
, y8 v2 Z+ B  @+ P4 \0 ?性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ! s3 s8 V% y  u2 B! ?7 |7 m

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教之道:The way of learning it $ n) q+ m$ E$ P% s8 h
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 [, U& N3 ^5 V) C6 L. e2 E; ]
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 5 d# P! q! X1 J
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
) r) {) T- K& s, A! l- g" V! \8 F断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( q3 Y- V' L5 ~+ y" m1 {" t
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 Q. f" j5 s4 ~. i
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 Y0 f' N* ?0 |2 v. N* o% B教五子 All his five son took it 4 E: o! v; e1 z! Q7 G7 a  ?
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 7 z8 l& a' O& B. Q& n8 S1 a1 o
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. w' u5 ]: b& y1 K. Q& {. g父之过 It is all your fault.
1 C9 p3 x& g" g0 G) Z& u: r教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 9 m& {5 i( k  q. P2 n2 g  r
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ @: D- ^9 G3 P

. b7 t+ I. V2 g' M, V子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 c" A3 m3 b6 v' @/ y非所宜 but that is a real mistake - ~5 g) n1 x( O$ \% Z2 ?. K; B' k+ n% l
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
. N. D/ D7 U$ t- [9 d# O  p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 6 X5 H$ W5 @1 E5 a2 H( H
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
, Y- B5 L1 p" r8 u2 E不成器 It won't become hard and strong. - P& b9 O* ^' W9 B
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 2 Q- s7 n7 b$ P. O5 `& @
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!" `3 G  p) d+ e2 T1 a. \
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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