爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
" A+ w# T, n& m性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
- r) l( j7 C4 n' x1 M9 ?; R! E性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


# _2 z! l. p2 O! j0 Z* \: ]教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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% Q4 f/ W5 R# c昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
5 p* f1 e/ s9 j' ~1 K( }择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 [: p$ m0 t9 ?子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  y! j& L- C' G  X教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) \; T! C& Y$ m6 L1 n) q! T: b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 G; c+ r  ^8 o3 n父之过 It is all your fault.
  @+ y' |4 u( x* w教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 a% A* b9 \6 T' K  q/ H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 q1 [1 J7 `0 q- {非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" |0 J0 p. n9 g老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. T$ b* ~% `2 A人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!