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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
  h  F& B/ |  F/ n1 p0 G性本善:Sex is good.
1 z3 M$ r$ H9 c) @; q+ ?% d1 H性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.   Q( p5 F; e, E0 W* s: O
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. * H/ ]/ ^) O6 E% b8 H2 F) Q
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 0 G0 |7 M# C/ j' x* a5 j% {
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 9 K5 b6 m, D0 i1 H/ C
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教之道:The way of learning it
% I( R; O7 o3 G; M. T+ c- V1 y/ T贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ; C+ i$ f* B1 E, L) i+ f! ?

) d4 w& a; Z1 [' T& b" |" S昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ' L. P/ i& g5 o- {
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. / \$ T; r9 I9 J; `9 M  `
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
7 h( d( z6 h1 u& U断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. % h7 V# y6 S" L- l8 j8 ?
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous - _% K1 \1 @- N/ m2 r' j1 N" f5 m0 ]+ R
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ! n7 ?) E' n1 A) ^0 k
教五子 All his five son took it : u9 }  f8 H# u6 y9 _: i
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. $ b2 n- }1 @* @" a3 A9 u8 ?. v( `

( U$ [5 r8 }! j5 k7 e8 d养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 H& V$ }; M8 j  u8 Q( N父之过 It is all your fault. " w6 k/ n. F3 i, c* L# }% b
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  ?$ v7 [4 J6 S; ^: U, F& k5 F师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 5 W6 p1 P9 ?6 d; W6 Q; w
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
% N+ N0 F% c4 @* r$ x4 u( c幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, " ^2 K: }, A: ~+ {$ I
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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; s9 P0 A7 q2 A玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ; u3 y6 R: H- T+ m; L& |, Z
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 Q; o6 I8 S% l" J8 W) q+ Y人不学 If you don't learn sex, " |; x) X! u% e, \2 ]0 |) A( C
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
; n% |9 g/ k& ]$ t) tFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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