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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. * I+ J9 ?! `4 q* h3 t0 O. A
性本善:Sex is good.
8 R( p( P, F: I* L4 [( I性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ; C' n0 E  A1 r, e1 E5 m4 z
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) N+ q& B# @  }8 D$ W苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 O- G& Y# c! z$ I/ z性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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! b6 ~3 C" `( p) P% \5 k% K教之道:The way of learning it 0 m3 ^- |2 l2 X2 s7 A  \5 {7 b
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ' a, r2 T1 Y1 N- Z" I2 s$ N" o7 T/ M
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 6 ^3 i3 ]9 R; [9 d8 p8 j( m6 Y
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ) g+ P" p8 ^/ n& O$ Q
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 l0 N5 h! S9 F; {4 L) e8 Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, M+ n( B! F1 e' [# Z5 k5 c7 a" x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ( A2 c& Q- q: l! f2 T
教五子 All his five son took it
* E) s6 W. U( w1 Y8 m* f) x; i! n; h名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ! i0 K) `7 v( [% {; T  w, c
父之过 It is all your fault. - S/ y, M7 H/ g+ i# }3 f
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. H) F4 \1 g2 t; f) |师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 M& [+ K: t8 x

+ K. q7 }' E: ~3 c8 |$ R  t子不学 You may refuse to study this
; ^: r4 {! \9 _4 H, ?- P' G& A- M非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& D8 b$ K& @3 W1 R: f$ r! h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; [3 _. M1 c" o" x1 J# r老何为 you will lose your ability when aged * Z3 ^' R) P$ b  Q5 |7 p6 N

" W, Q, U2 E: d2 {0 h玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, . _) U: S2 a" d
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 6 J; w* j8 ?& o5 w
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 @9 \' H5 u" M# D- Z9 g. k/ p( v不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
; B  A8 K  V+ cFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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