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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ' S5 P8 k& |0 s* \5 X- z1 S
性本善:Sex is good. 4 j) m& [. v! w+ P* |8 i9 F
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 5 ?, ]! N$ w( L
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
& s+ D) q5 b, b" g苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
/ d% b. g- G/ f2 ~6 c# U1 @性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. . j+ Y% K& @$ ]3 r1 u1 D. _; `
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教之道:The way of learning it
/ @5 i2 O) ~1 R' ~贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 u7 z$ ]9 R4 E" |- L! G
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng / }9 E, d+ S, \
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ! Y/ \+ A3 P6 [$ y8 K1 g% N: i

: J! N" p9 _3 ?! r) q: y  k子不学:If you don't study hard,
( n8 s& s7 u% B/ H& ]; x% P断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous & S- K4 V4 K' P: p1 j% v
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 {! U" q' p8 A! ~教五子 All his five son took it
6 y9 ]! T) V& u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. & }, B7 C& x# B' x
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% V3 b  ^: i  z$ Q+ V# S3 }$ G父之过 It is all your fault.
4 m+ K+ }! i( G  K: q: M8 r( e/ D2 N) ~0 p教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, . \; O  M' G1 x$ w4 U
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ v2 i6 a+ U+ t5 c- t' c3 c4 S. I
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 l. O! n' U! p  r: a  H非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, F& f* I! ^( F( j2 R幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) R. ]/ E: u( D( U3 Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 9 _, w' S# m  S

: Y2 v- q( B7 ^- q" u玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% _% O( }# e  L不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 u! S2 D& ~9 k/ Y# ]人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 J6 z; v! S6 J) ~/ n6 x不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!$ W& T, D7 v. f8 B
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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