爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
/ o1 P2 n6 h% k+ G. A性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
( `$ R- v7 j& T8 ^/ v苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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) T6 D3 P  f5 A/ F3 ~5 v* @教之道：The way of learning it
" f& i1 O) I7 A. |. T* |贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

+ t9 B+ a  ], L* R; g; c' z昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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5 z- r0 z% x/ |3 q- \4 ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- y" E/ y# q2 b9 l! s有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 |: X5 i9 F* H! l3 F教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 D4 }9 G9 z$ t0 h7 D父之过 It is all your fault.
! K# t$ Q$ Z6 b' ]教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 u& Z7 t0 b: a1 d0 l非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  X# l3 O! U: {5 D6 i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& S5 x: h# f& K) }2 z9 N' J7 J  V老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
' D, n/ V6 F9 M人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 H! l+ }2 x& ~7 p不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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