爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
0 ~  i1 l8 t, V2 k$ _. j" V性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ ^. O7 g' ^. ?) C7 t/ [习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
& o4 W2 p% y0 J3 X$ M2 q9 M性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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4 [: x1 F: @* C7 `; E, [教之道：The way of learning it
) S' |1 m3 M5 m2 T# \. C3 k贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. {- U7 C% ?1 s1 ]择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

; r; N: v7 p7 Y, `0 A子不学：If you don't study hard,
! Y+ W( A# y/ s断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

. Q( e2 _( j% U0 ?+ N* g; a窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

, _- K+ [: A$ Q* _( `( P1 i/ d养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 e) X8 S2 o, v4 E0 b4 g7 M$ B3 G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ f5 Z. x" b3 N3 D$ ^幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% o' y+ C, b% y/ ^+ j老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; t, \0 |) {% J! F% F* ?不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!