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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 9 V: Q( v+ S! e: N3 ^
性本善:Sex is good.
1 O7 a  r% H3 E. Z性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 0 ~# |* ?8 ~7 n- q  R  ]
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 S; }5 [. }3 {
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 8 P5 g+ n0 X1 g0 u# N+ l
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
. B9 H6 D$ A8 Z4 i! O  _2 T3 X- u9 R贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ; i! i$ R0 k. h
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ( J3 _7 x2 U1 Q+ ?
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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9 X/ C3 Y/ r1 B0 V窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 T; `6 y1 z- z) [% @; ^; g& G有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
, q* y. w# G+ O7 S; Q教五子 All his five son took it 7 U  t5 b) O! F7 @$ P" R
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, x5 D5 p6 f" T# }1 Y, _: }( y父之过 It is all your fault.
6 F3 j2 t* K" X+ A) N" h; i0 ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 3 \  t5 s" Z4 Z0 A0 X: y
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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3 S- W) K6 U6 v2 \8 M子不学 You may refuse to study this
) e* J4 w- k9 }* q4 X1 a非所宜 but that is a real mistake " p6 W/ j/ `# T, A) k/ r
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& Q; M# F8 A3 X- d3 R老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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9 @8 ~0 ?+ b) [6 c/ i玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 Z6 Y) \1 @1 E0 e0 ?! O不成器 It won't become hard and strong.   N' t% r. q$ s6 w
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 7 |& D# b; ~: z
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
1 ~( ?( u  b$ }' I+ E$ [4 j) I; F0 oFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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