爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
& s+ D) q5 b, b" g苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
/ d% b. g- G/ f2 ~6 c# U1 @性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
/ @5 i2 O) ~1 R' ~贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

: J! N" p9 _3 ?! r) q: y  k子不学：If you don't study hard,
( n8 s& s7 u% B/ H& ]; x% P断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
8 T0 _' U5 z! O
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 {! U" q' p8 A! ~教五子 All his five son took it
6 y9 ]! T) V& u名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% V3 b  ^: i  z$ Q+ V# S3 }$ G父之过 It is all your fault.
4 m+ K+ }! i( G  K: q: M8 r( e/ D2 N) ~0 p教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 l. O! n' U! p  r: a  H非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, F& f* I! ^( F( j2 R幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) R. ]/ E: u( D( U3 Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

: Y2 v- q( B7 ^- q" u玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% _% O( }# e  L不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 u! S2 D& ~9 k/ Y# ]人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 J6 z; v! S6 J) ~/ n6 x不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!