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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 5 F- G2 J, A8 ]0 J  ~$ p1 @
性本善:Sex is good. % |* A. t; m# E
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. : B3 e0 ?4 W% l' \- u
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ! }' c* v, A" R+ a2 E
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 l5 V/ C9 Z, L4 W! s5 T7 O% a: M1 M
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 8 Q3 j7 W# D3 L0 `0 `- c4 `! |
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教之道:The way of learning it
# |/ w  {# b. \2 R贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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4 M, d8 Q$ K; ^; ?" d昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- m$ g5 ]8 L4 [择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 3 @1 t* I* h# C0 X: r4 [3 o

$ d( m6 N1 L  c; r" j8 o- _子不学:If you don't study hard, 4 I6 A' Z% Q% R$ H) y
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 W& d6 L$ e7 d0 W! a窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 1 f( x5 ~1 N8 a/ ~& I
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! `  O1 E4 P( E0 |8 r; y) {教五子 All his five son took it
& D  f0 Q" ?% c" K6 H" x; Y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. " H8 X" P, d/ |" y2 `. k

$ R' P; ?8 R6 \9 U% N. b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
1 D! O2 P# I3 X# o% q4 N3 r父之过 It is all your fault.
% g- C- U% e% U$ L; _( @% O教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" E9 N/ A: d! E$ x; W, n/ g4 L( Y! g师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 \$ @" J1 ?5 s1 f  D: m

; \2 s4 x; ^* l1 O# B6 n+ m子不学 You may refuse to study this ! U' w( a% N  E5 S- K
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ t% N' d1 [! S9 m幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- P) o  ?) ]9 Q* a! e3 T% Y9 S老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " N; \2 C8 B: L2 {2 d6 K3 m; Y
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. s2 s) w. L6 P0 v; j不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * y) \4 w! x5 C# D7 [0 E5 W5 R
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 4 W1 B$ M8 w/ a9 u, h: q# G5 v
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!/ [2 K/ N2 E- c4 u
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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