爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
# {# j. b2 E  K  \性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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) J) v' O1 R. W) r) B" U教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

( f! Z- x* E) W: I+ O昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 A  g3 x" Z$ k1 H. T9 _0 c择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

( O5 @2 p* U5 b. V子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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8 ~* O' i1 h  w  s) q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 }: B$ B% o9 B- b! H% _2 H8 |7 p教五子 All his five son took it
- {8 Y  ?- G6 [+ M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

1 F" t5 ]3 P7 K$ e养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 T% b! O0 A3 q- X( `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ A; C; o& N4 i7 ]$ p非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& v' k+ T  B9 n# Y! }- \幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 T) g! P" E, b: Y( H不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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