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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ( K7 M* m' E. b% Z
性本善:Sex is good. 7 T7 P" C* }  }/ L8 o. y0 {
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
: l( b4 c9 c) [0 K5 p习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 ?* l: a- V1 R6 [3 e$ l1 v苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 J6 }  D7 J+ C! j性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
4 Y' ?6 p2 l+ R! c7 @' A8 m3 J; H贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. " \% E8 T+ a, S5 }
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ' [+ W5 G* {( N  L& y
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 2 B+ d' V4 w" G6 v& Z. A9 T2 h
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子不学:If you don't study hard, / o# {  G: ]: B
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 ?8 K7 t. i* W' J6 M" K9 P

: s8 |) M8 _9 N5 @窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 3 B/ z0 y& `) h2 ^  V' v* g
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * t% o2 ^. w6 S% D, r0 x
教五子 All his five son took it
: e+ J  C5 [3 s. J" [) ^! H% z5 y' v名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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/ S# ~3 g. A" L- j3 x养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, & e" u" G3 [1 D  d8 J# O
父之过 It is all your fault.
7 ~; X; n+ r8 `- ?1 k教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 _9 e8 B5 z  L9 V师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # n: t) k- G: r7 E  C

4 _- h  ?: A; c6 T3 E子不学 You may refuse to study this 3 Q" a1 v2 K+ F
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 o, a) e0 p, J0 @" M0 z% F7 n
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ) v3 @. y3 ?6 H/ {
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged . d2 _. k; U  Z9 A8 C* A

% s! Q1 k: {( D* o; D) c3 ^) _玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, & D$ `6 h% K! S/ ^( Y/ }2 w
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 O  p, T+ f; k- Q! Y- x/ ]人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( g* P" ?+ Z( ^5 {8 U+ D5 O1 v0 Q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 @% S7 k+ s  I
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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