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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ( h0 M0 R9 J' a
性本善:Sex is good.
$ ]7 Q1 X, g! l+ |性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
: Z" ]' r5 r( Q: k习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / l) u$ E* J1 b" Y
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
/ ]6 Q& r- H+ C. K  A性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it * r$ O& Z! @! _2 B  b, Q/ |
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. " [7 H' |8 Z6 H6 H% L% d! C4 l
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" a: [' j1 }' x* ^  s择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 p0 \7 {# y- V! `! V. M5 P- s

" |* H( V( C* C- N) z6 D" S子不学:If you don't study hard,
. \2 b: x& I- a: g* H断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 x  e* h; d7 T9 l; R
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" D( V' W- Y/ w/ _: D有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 v' b4 Z# I2 g7 J
教五子 All his five son took it
8 t& H# @' O  ~2 t7 W/ D名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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( {2 o- X# Q& }  `- g养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' D# Y. V1 u/ w, E+ P- k
父之过 It is all your fault.
( A6 n  q: C4 r4 l教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 }1 N  y& F) }, X/ j6 H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* |/ @9 ~5 L1 J& b2 v子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 L6 i. Y8 }) |非所宜 but that is a real mistake $ Q1 J8 ^: F3 D
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 E& d9 n& o. B9 n老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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* b9 Z' b/ |' K. a2 Z! b玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
1 G' S- m+ `  h7 _7 D( i0 U, z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ ?( ^& h  r5 W" B+ U( q# n人不学 If you don't learn sex, " \3 X6 b, h' C4 d) j, Z' g
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!6 D( Q  N4 ~5 s
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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