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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. + e5 M$ H! I6 y! T: i/ {& H
性本善:Sex is good.
* W3 p5 L( v+ m" w4 y  b性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. : S$ S0 Z" i7 X. N  |/ z9 R
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
: q3 Y! m. v- W* D: c+ h! l( @苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
% m# n0 G- z5 z  z$ e( k! ~% ?2 C: V性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it & i/ k0 D* M+ @( T7 R( M
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. # y' h7 Y& E, X# F7 A1 t( O
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % H" g* \& `% h6 g: H$ n
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ o4 F) q4 x) W9 X, w  S子不学:If you don't study hard,
2 X. _0 V4 I- c: X断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 5 I; t7 K) \+ Y; [& q3 ~
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- l& a& z% S# X) U% ]# D教五子 All his five son took it
: f" w# e& W' c0 ^9 v/ |. N名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. : ~" A4 E7 |- O5 H0 n$ M$ j

) @9 m4 h. k# Q9 [% h  B$ x; b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' b# j3 \3 j: X/ Y8 A0 _: |, }0 l- U
父之过 It is all your fault.
" Z! u8 ^5 R4 y( V4 C* w0 B教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 f7 \, m% }) L1 B/ H- W师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 x0 t# ]; L/ \子不学 You may refuse to study this
; ~) C! T, g. {6 ^' O/ O非所宜 but that is a real mistake
% H: x& G0 n/ i# A/ h, J3 f0 [幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, , b. w  D0 c9 Z$ f  t
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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- V" O5 t8 Q& a# j玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  N8 f! \7 v2 s+ C5 j; |9 O  Z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" {" Q6 H: O* A" t+ m* C  P人不学 If you don't learn sex, ; ^1 Q* T6 ~; w9 N. }, W: _
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!# m/ V5 u' g3 e$ j2 \( \6 Y0 _
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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