爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
% `# x  ]% T, t0 A6 H3 {性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
9 f! ^# Y9 P0 c) `性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


  e, s5 x0 j4 p教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

+ u- O( W4 l! j昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  q: j  p/ q; W; f* H) m, m窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) q% P3 Z. w5 I4 o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 N8 ]- j! u4 ?; o& J9 b/ z  [, f教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

6 P$ N9 _$ X4 Q: R' S( a养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, ]( J  `( r" N3 u  N7 U  S; l父之过 It is all your fault.
% v& k% h1 y; y. r! ^教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: L8 Y! \5 k, X师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 s! B5 h8 F: C3 C2 M& |非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
% p- \* D( C* D2 g2 M" O不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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