爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
- X% a( t$ p% [性本善：Sex is good.
+ C2 a' D: C' l8 K! z性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
" a' {. K/ {9 _% d$ u! w习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
/ l3 Y0 _2 f! t% g( u性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
. E. ~8 w6 H; e1 G4 L; S贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

2 E2 t) H; v* _  J& {子不学：If you don't study hard,
7 T' E; N6 [/ p4 |5 x断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) l5 m9 I) x6 J有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 \$ h+ s3 K, j- K, N教五子 All his five son took it
' V6 E" G7 |; }9 |# N名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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3 j$ S' `# R0 J6 h3 n$ w养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 d6 j/ \# L: R% J8 B  N父之过 It is all your fault.
4 l& d$ c7 x. d9 r* U教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

9 L4 H: J# h1 {0 @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# W6 w# o) |. L0 V不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. A& ]1 `5 \, N1 p) t  f3 {1 O; |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
* n" t% v; N( _, ?& l) pFaint!!!!!!!!!!!