爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
) o5 P  _$ r' e: e习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
( |6 |& [" y9 A% V. Z- m性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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  t) \) z* Y8 O+ B昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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. F: c* a& I% `4 s子不学：If you don't study hard,
( W4 A) ~4 U! w- U断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  Z' \+ h1 b; x7 C* N' ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' m3 y" ~  [' @* t' \; c3 C有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 k" }1 T+ X9 H+ R8 Y8 `) U. x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& C7 h# W& \0 V0 b9 D1 s1 b5 \幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 c3 M. i- Y/ Y4 Q% K老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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3 r. o/ O2 C  m4 ^4 ?, Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 ]  \9 g* c+ I  ]/ Q. ]人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( _+ K( P6 ]9 E, X  ]不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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