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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
6 H; A. X  {$ k. A, P" ?! n0 f  g性本善:Sex is good.
+ e5 r3 `( t* ^/ N性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. . m5 {, T0 P4 t  ~$ d! o
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
& Q, ~# W2 j1 k4 p1 h7 Z0 I苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
( P1 d3 a: c" A$ M" W性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
9 n- U( f- I) a2 i' T' ~! q8 g( J贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng . c# [: {+ h* D5 y% ~4 K
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 8 @: w8 O* Y8 }- \2 K. j$ d2 w- Q: H

) ?9 m, Y* D& ?/ i* T% o" `子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 L$ u& \5 J' K6 w1 v
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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+ J+ p' `4 |: c8 n$ l* J" g$ ~9 h窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& v" P( T# d- b% C有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 t/ A, O9 I* M# u# ^+ y
教五子 All his five son took it 8 |: }1 E8 D0 V% o# r: D6 v5 @
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ) Z  [9 F" ?, p9 n1 |& j/ f
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; X7 F$ r& e! v* L: O! H父之过 It is all your fault.
' U* N" ]5 P2 r  N  w3 a; G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 3 }; O* p& W' R8 }/ l
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ S8 b7 J) l* o1 b子不学 You may refuse to study this
6 P7 m$ S5 ?; m1 s9 ~7 q4 `, C$ c2 t非所宜 but that is a real mistake . v  C/ Y5 Q1 k) Z* @' F4 F4 S
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : H* B8 r: X; @4 w5 g5 L4 W* ]
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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# r# u: j  u1 b玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. \4 c! l, W8 o! h不成器 It won't become hard and strong. : w; K% f( |3 }" C& }# i: H
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 7 ^4 @& |1 X' q9 B3 f% D" z
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
1 w4 C! r* L2 C' PFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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