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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
* }/ i& `( j; g, ~" M性本善:Sex is good. 9 M" t+ B' g7 S5 w( M3 F7 s
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* _0 E7 R+ q# x! X. y: I4 j习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 q7 ~1 n; S$ C4 t5 |$ N
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& D4 Z; U1 G3 G( g& w性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
% ~. z0 I4 h6 V8 [贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 |$ M' y  n1 H: L/ C8 I择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. & r" Q# i5 M* _7 C

2 W. {1 ~& V2 H% R- `子不学:If you don't study hard, . {% F$ i1 D" f/ {
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 l9 c: r. G5 |+ v5 B: M, I$ x+ [+ O有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ) Q6 ^! t* c8 c# B) s/ C7 E
教五子 All his five son took it 0 l. J% O0 e; `. ]' K
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. & x# A. G3 X" D; ^& e5 g
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 6 X8 k: |- e/ S; Q. T
父之过 It is all your fault. * R& ~  x, M3 W- Q) K, p
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, - _; M  V5 R, Z1 }, ^, l) P5 |
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
% m+ _1 ~4 ~1 j) h0 e% O非所宜 but that is a real mistake ( B: P: [/ U+ ~; [
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# I; I: a. ?& R7 P老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 l" r9 X$ c8 d# c4 R: h0 t  @9 _% b
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ) M! D# Q" L1 F3 M
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 4 J6 S& M! j, w! R/ ?
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. ?8 ^4 q# z. H1 b" p1 L不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
# j2 i' r+ I( a; FFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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