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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
5 i. Y+ S5 K+ C7 F* R% n. U% u性本善:Sex is good. , @# n6 x/ n) g: F+ B. i
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
3 T! q( y3 i  x& t习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 b8 Z! S' X4 E7 Q+ N2 d1 q3 i. H
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
2 j1 `! O' x" q& o( v; @& s性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. : n5 ]0 J, l$ D- A) X- }

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教之道:The way of learning it ' ]& ^3 b3 p, c: w/ s% o$ n
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 P) b- C  d5 L8 X择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; s7 q# p) G! g5 u

1 I- @/ V& n; [$ ~8 b子不学:If you don't study hard,
, Y' D% a9 |: K断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* F0 Y7 r% X! J! J* X8 k有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 p# ]# u# }! e4 e1 v
教五子 All his five son took it ' b2 t, m% O$ x2 |* x8 |: |  O1 s2 I
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 6 {4 K0 z+ ~4 y$ y% H
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% T. @# j$ Y, E父之过 It is all your fault.
) }, x0 y% R5 b' m, R7 f  ~5 q3 j教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 m9 }6 O& W" k* p" `. J+ }* Y( `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 }$ t4 E& w  K# O# m9 v

2 f3 |; _) c+ Q2 C子不学 You may refuse to study this
! p2 Y8 |: o3 h非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 d* r" D1 E5 {( y3 O幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ; K; P! G) F! R* H4 f  I
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, : s7 c$ A1 f8 }
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: A( i- e1 j' B" v0 |( v4 a人不学 If you don't learn sex, 8 [) @) }5 F) O" w0 {
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!7 o# C# H( r) ?6 P+ {
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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