爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
$ {  N1 f& e9 M2 W8 j性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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9 U4 m4 `3 t1 r3 E教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

! B7 |# e# k' [5 M: T2 C9 R1 O昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' T' ^1 b; D: a0 \% v择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 \( n/ p( @! ]/ {/ z子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  A; @& O: @" [& n( {$ A  T窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. ?" ?4 e6 [+ _: C! a' i* h父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 \* K# B, n1 D) c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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2 R) Z5 x- d8 N2 a& z子不学 You may refuse to study this
. ~& X3 ~0 m- {+ E7 V非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
* d$ Z4 C) C& `/ ~& Q( p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

9 I, F3 J) c* y- B; J1 R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 V5 Y- ]" o$ V$ K3 l不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( _; A! F2 ]2 h人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
/ R3 I( \7 }" O% z$ Y) eFaint!!!!!!!!!!!