爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
7 Z' A" ]4 O) v1 ^9 u" n性本善：Sex is good.
( E# ^9 D6 H6 H: N% S/ ^6 Q* t性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
. Z* r: Y7 W% Q* x. @) A习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
: i2 ]; R( _% ?0 f( f2 F2 ^苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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) d3 d. d; j# H# m7 }( |% Y教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" r. n2 _8 ~( }& t5 W/ K择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 f' I  f  E7 t" v4 o% v0 S教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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2 p* `3 Q9 R7 N# h' l* m养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; Y3 R3 [; j9 T/ Z" ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

4 k" `  p! R( \. h! p子不学 You may refuse to study this
" O9 N/ N1 U7 D  f非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# P7 n7 S. Z& y) C+ {! H7 @- b6 u# f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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! @$ H; }  k9 s8 |9 E( r% ?( @玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 _* d( u. z6 \# m" s$ d# `不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ u- E1 s1 x. w) d9 k) U不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
/ e" o. j# Z% t: Q9 f  `Faint!!!!!!!!!!!