爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
9 ~; i9 J! o# S; o# H3 z" p性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) L0 ^9 A# c; Z$ y" f择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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; C! }* ~) H1 P3 V8 X# Z6 R子不学：If you don't study hard,
1 j) Y3 k; m- ?/ P断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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4 |' ^/ P' O2 t4 \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 Y( v: M) \7 _5 z教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# B. }4 F  k* c+ S( l养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) x9 Y  G7 W7 b- ]9 f' f父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 a) d) p, I2 x1 b+ V" @师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) P7 {: g' c4 \3 u( ~3 ^% W8 }子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 x, N, p# Y! e# `4 w非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ P0 Q9 i0 A5 |6 T' V: ?* m幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, F/ C7 }. ], u$ @# s1 u, d- f8 d  V老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# F$ X) @$ w7 o0 h: ~3 ^* F不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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