爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
' W  o: o+ f8 _- X8 M习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
# M- e3 V; P. V' {性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
" @0 Y/ K9 J6 m; F$ C) Q% _贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 m3 A0 X, i; R, w, ]# N择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

4 o+ y) E/ B6 R8 n' U子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 x, F. o4 f. V& M% I有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' b- K$ m  I1 b. ^9 `教五子 All his five son took it
% j3 m: n9 S7 P! O1 x0 m名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

$ N1 q, I+ |, x养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. l4 v+ R& w1 J3 r# P. q父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

/ E% S9 s; F! C3 e# Z子不学 You may refuse to study this
. z! E' T! r; r8 A3 |0 r* Q7 `非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 ?: N) v! f: T老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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0 i  e$ ^9 D6 o' L% w0 p  y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 z$ u! T2 _! z$ m8 B. [# l不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 a# A* }  }, Z4 F$ }$ `4 `4 h% @. i人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!