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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
& F: Q1 w3 a+ N/ {9 t5 G* n' V性本善:Sex is good.
3 S/ q3 \% H: B6 A4 X- B4 V性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 {% z' {' m2 B( d3 Q% k' U习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. & ~/ }- _$ |! W2 e3 q3 v1 |2 o
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 |, R# H9 _( I4 r性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. # G: O& f2 x: _0 |( o; e2 [
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教之道:The way of learning it
: T) `2 X' c9 N贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. : {- Y' a$ ?& ]- l% l' }
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng " J8 c5 q$ O/ }/ H9 N
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 4 u" r( V9 ~5 r) k' x5 x

$ [+ t  X% N( c: E* x子不学:If you don't study hard,
* b3 }& }" M/ _# J) d$ w断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( w9 P. T- o& E! r) V; A: z
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) m0 B; S; T5 x) ^' z* O" P9 Z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine . K: V9 e' f! V) l% ]+ c
教五子 All his five son took it 0 t. r) r5 X- j; u
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ! |; W, W( J$ f1 y1 a& H0 `* I0 z

2 U0 t2 A) U+ A( s0 P7 f4 R养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,   {( J1 o. g! s3 d) T
父之过 It is all your fault.
' I% v8 w$ ~! ]& {5 Y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# j+ G2 w; X4 o2 q% _师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) @& ~5 r  V8 J0 K- V7 \
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 U) [% u' i& H# J; h: H非所宜 but that is a real mistake 9 {) S  p' q! Y; H4 |& M0 f; a
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 N/ ?5 N/ R9 h+ m& O+ Y, }
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged % E) Q) x7 E! {) a9 S" u
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) E! o3 ]  k3 `: U) E+ ?# A不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. l7 v9 j' `) S: \# p! L8 I1 D人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( {' L) u3 A3 ]. V/ [" \. e不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!: h' t% e0 ~# w! ?9 v# K/ Q
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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