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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.   I, v. C. v" x
性本善:Sex is good. 3 f8 b; u) o% Y. y" U5 W' Y8 [
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, A9 H% z6 J% U1 _% M: C5 E习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 w9 U  _9 |+ ~( P7 p, B* k苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. / ~4 }4 \  M) h
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 0 B, m6 n* C1 v2 P5 h% r! F% C9 S
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 f; \) Q! ]9 o4 Q; R- O1 p1 m
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 j1 E: M3 _8 k: X$ q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 K/ Q2 i$ Q& [$ g) K7 l! @择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, . b; x* ?$ u1 Z& d0 M
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. . K9 I$ V1 W0 x& s9 f, l$ y

' x$ O$ k0 N+ _5 a& @+ @! o窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 i: w5 ], C# e3 Y) f有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 f$ x* X9 I! u- Z  t
教五子 All his five son took it 1 ~, @$ F- X4 Y9 W( P! {
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 1 f4 q3 [8 P) j3 l4 r4 E

3 O( i( b3 J+ Q! ~8 L  `: ^养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ! L1 G- ?, X6 _2 s7 F9 Q" g
父之过 It is all your fault. & `$ @! W( z7 C0 E3 \
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' e1 w  {1 Q0 j6 o. `5 s4 o; S师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 u. q  b! M# z1 C. ^, J
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
, v5 W/ o9 h6 P9 h非所宜 but that is a real mistake - c( M& G7 Y4 F1 m! \% |6 U
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
& H% L" o3 D/ P) g老何为 you will lose your ability when aged - S- L4 W; x0 S# s1 m- X* N
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 w) B3 }4 m6 q$ F0 K' {
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 8 M$ x# l/ _1 @& l/ c
人不学 If you don't learn sex, & V, z6 p, b; q2 N+ n7 C" J: C
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
$ l- [( W) _1 y( I7 P% d+ xFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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