爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
( r) V& Q1 f* s2 y( E' p性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
  U4 @1 q( \9 j9 M4 @5 b& d6 Z习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
! M  Y7 }* @1 e+ M7 |苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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0 {& B& Q5 Z- h6 y! w0 }0 e教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 y- g/ R2 U  a# ^择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 ~. _7 T4 f9 j( \7 L8 D- L: u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
( P; A* q( g- m; n& V名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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$ \- c  d4 Z; X- r( i4 g+ ^养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" n( V4 G% H5 U师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! o8 V) O  i6 S. c幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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4 N' \$ R; _9 ~# `玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! r4 T5 {0 F( s+ ]1 ]  @人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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