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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ! `! o" M  b. d! X
性本善:Sex is good. 6 n- y5 W0 Y. q8 R
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ I' V9 v( {1 C' m. \( v
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. * j1 Q& I8 O$ P; \. O" z1 G
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. * v5 E9 Z6 m3 U1 i' F8 v. }
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ' J  X5 `0 _) j5 ]* [5 J2 Z0 P

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教之道:The way of learning it 4 W! x0 V5 L% n4 b) O
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 W" G2 ?( x, q7 y+ @6 O- ^4 i
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ) {0 f$ K2 e/ W. p
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
& o8 r; y9 t. q3 E断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous , Q% _( E7 O0 F* w
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine # |1 }4 L4 I6 n; E* r& ^, {
教五子 All his five son took it
3 ~* F' z* g( T+ Y% r+ n名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.   E: f9 `" J7 F2 V' s( G
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, % f3 T/ H, @2 G/ e, p* S* v) _
父之过 It is all your fault.
' j9 N4 @8 T: @( \! i. c, w教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, / D& ^4 y: Z! M; [
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ k, @, w% L3 `  P3 c! l4 _子不学 You may refuse to study this
" X5 B9 t1 E/ X1 c% g* i+ Z- E非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! w3 `6 v7 h9 U3 ^幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
9 a8 r& Y+ U: S9 [* h9 L  {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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0 ^9 H7 K* }- V9 [6 r& [( n玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! Z$ V' Q1 R. k不成器 It won't become hard and strong. $ J- @5 z6 w& w+ i3 a
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
+ A& h& v1 |; _3 z+ u不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 `" N+ h! ^5 e. v5 _Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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