爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
' Z6 d6 _3 G2 A5 A性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
; y/ R) d' Z+ g" ]+ W; ~* |/ {习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
: c7 C: S+ ?3 F1 w苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
( T% l4 n' w9 s' B1 {性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
  l8 a5 ^) S0 }" v9 e贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

$ `0 b5 H2 s$ o/ O3 J昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 _' Y0 {6 P! U  s- v2 {& W择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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" \! d  W& U" |8 \% U子不学：If you don't study hard,
" L5 v9 k. I+ X: a断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

) y( Y3 V4 U& J5 W9 C4 I窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
# k$ ]: u: k3 @) Y7 ^$ \3 v, ?名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ `% q* m- x* a7 k* [$ o& s. g师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( X0 r+ Y4 w1 `$ a子不学 You may refuse to study this
; F+ a9 q$ _( p5 |1 D0 x' e; P! V5 Y7 \非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
6 E' [& W1 z7 N* f" j不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ Y& l' p8 @7 q3 o, d( U! {人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( U2 N  y. H5 w不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
& c/ e* n! e! K" @4 i% R  @: \/ |2 tFaint!!!!!!!!!!!