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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
7 `/ [0 f5 v8 g6 A' [- z. L性本善:Sex is good.
  ?2 }! q: U4 ^6 N9 A性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 U2 M/ N1 F/ J! c6 B习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. - s$ W" P5 K; t- Q$ f9 C
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
6 y' M- l9 q. S+ E1 x性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; O  z8 b* n( o8 @; _* B

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9 O- j% ]' @$ ]8 @教之道:The way of learning it 9 y# U3 U7 O6 g$ ^; ]7 }
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 t- e, j* M0 k# ]- R0 T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng   l3 q( T7 h& f- w% U
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.   ~3 ?, k! o/ I2 c  X, ]1 k" u

0 ]% l) J, |! u- N$ Z; P子不学:If you don't study hard,   _3 z1 e2 k4 g4 u, a
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. " N$ a! ?  s2 _' a; V

0 n3 f: @$ `! N- d% E, }% v窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 m/ Q! K) @8 X& _4 m
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  n. \3 C7 z2 Q/ E教五子 All his five son took it
( n* W8 j! y; k  Z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 ^  |+ {7 K7 i0 t! G$ j8 \父之过 It is all your fault.
; u) p. Y: y" s* u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: U: A- Y+ D; c! l师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' X3 e% S$ l4 E  K. B9 \) Q6 Y: F: M

; {% q. H: @0 g1 e- `. E/ X% V8 u+ d子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 p. t( v; G; ~非所宜 but that is a real mistake * P6 T; Z  H* t3 c! D  r* o/ [
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 l- R1 c1 U8 m, u1 D+ k+ [1 @, f
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
+ K$ Y5 B- m, T% j3 {& A% [' E不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: o7 i# }. T( q& ?人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( {9 \% o5 V' C3 }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!6 f& W' C+ }+ J1 G. _
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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