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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
* U1 r0 L+ l& l性本善:Sex is good.
9 n3 _' T1 A& h, x+ O$ n性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / i# B9 Q& ^3 V* L+ K
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
9 m2 i" E" n' A* ?* [6 ^苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. : ]3 t$ x$ D! e- q# f) n- v
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 }; {+ o/ o/ l8 y. i3 O) W5 O

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- O; a' }' f3 L* _) X3 U教之道:The way of learning it - O1 W  H3 ?8 o6 E4 r$ }7 [
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ; R  H- M, @5 g6 Q3 j7 J

7 N. N( V5 F' r' S1 B% e( f昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 `7 g  t- p/ v$ U- H7 }择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, " P0 G. k3 @# h) t) s+ k0 H- n
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. + _/ a# G% u9 V- [% o

+ J- f5 K' H) `& [9 W窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 5 F) J0 z! y7 D$ v: G( H2 b3 L, D+ S2 |
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * B" k/ m3 ^0 I; l5 S
教五子 All his five son took it 1 _* M! k* c5 R1 B+ A
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * j1 E# v! E9 |4 n) a7 Y1 G

+ v: i4 T3 S+ T7 a8 W养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, / @- C# v4 t: q3 k, b
父之过 It is all your fault.
5 Q$ w5 V$ K0 C5 J& @6 m教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, + F# d2 S  ^, ?, M. a, R/ |
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # B! Q% T" \& O( ~, b8 v- o
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子不学 You may refuse to study this + h! n! X7 c) g* l# T; W/ ^
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: X* K7 U0 A1 j" b$ v/ F5 [幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 2 n( t* ]( K' X, A
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 8 A3 y, [7 C$ p& L6 N8 H

3 t. p' G( s& k. j玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  j+ D  U7 }# X& u( D; x) ]- ~不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* @* I  D; {( W- M. a4 g4 I+ i人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 m& l9 S1 R( h! X0 z3 n7 h
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!  ^6 Z. a! W7 I) \
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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