爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
7 |1 l! p# S% @0 u6 J4 W' a/ Z性本善：Sex is good.
9 K% ?: f) R  N! o( v6 c性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
, D. |; f5 @3 i0 Y- F1 G  j: q习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 H- ^1 @0 ]2 P3 ?- S苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
6 t, F8 F1 R0 r性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
2 S4 [$ `: [% D& ^+ E贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

% I7 v, w: t, \: D% b9 d; @+ C; y子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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, E' G: {4 X$ y! G( o; h( Z窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 {2 n: i4 K; S+ G. s9 H有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

. S) B( V) b3 d: W1 I) l5 l9 q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 r4 a( A, ~; w师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. f7 _. k6 s; ]' }, s! j子不学 You may refuse to study this
, o+ q, g9 J+ u6 L& p非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) X+ z0 S$ C/ k, R# v老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

- M7 s2 q4 O7 k7 C& X玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 K  |) m& F( O9 ]2 I; C1 R  r' g人不学 If you don't learn sex,
4 p' S7 \) W6 c7 R; f不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!