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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. - M8 c9 o  `1 p7 H3 t
性本善:Sex is good. $ L/ P% h8 t  V) r: `7 p
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
: A" Q: g  j7 W! Y6 J2 k, B习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. : o5 `% y: s7 W$ I( X( T: F
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. % {8 ]7 L0 m4 d0 k! e$ e' p" H+ c
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 u/ B* W5 f- e; B/ B7 d7 {
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' i' ^& q) d$ C9 H7 S! F' }8 K择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. . E4 [1 q' Q! U5 p
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
8 r" ~# W0 m- p' P* C' B断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- w8 ^1 z/ K7 P# u' B窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 F4 v& \' D4 ]+ _! m1 w有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 }# M: v% ~7 K0 u. {( z  o/ i' x
教五子 All his five son took it
2 ~8 b& A* k% @1 Z6 a5 x- ]名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ( e! H8 `+ o3 i% M  r* ^& f! X( B
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 e4 v  w6 ]. t7 S8 C父之过 It is all your fault. ; H8 r- d( ?" c8 k& ?/ B6 p2 p
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. y, D$ x" {, i! w师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! ~2 p, z. G; C* I5 a! q9 y" N, b2 J, }: ]子不学 You may refuse to study this 5 n' [- G  i7 B) G' k
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* ~7 p( v. T1 r2 _/ B( U幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ; I& E3 X9 C9 t' |0 Y; @% P
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ! I6 C( w6 @/ |; ~; j

, ^2 G* s/ O* [# Z' y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,   s% s1 R& G% q
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. . n% P) C* E! _! f5 r% f
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ; M2 ]. K2 o/ y5 F
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 X* E4 m" C% k0 ]$ U5 s
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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