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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
0 n& T8 w" H' v  ~, q/ F性本善:Sex is good. 7 v4 O% I2 ~! V; _
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
" i/ }: ^4 {* J" G, S/ v习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
0 [3 y2 w! m% w- u+ J4 O苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
3 S! v3 R/ l+ b6 x3 H性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / L0 A3 r3 p6 Q* J  o) [$ d

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教之道:The way of learning it 9 U- U6 }3 i$ K
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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$ n' \3 |' C, L* i0 H/ {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 {2 `) n8 H% i9 X( S* S择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 e3 A# Y. a5 g# I4 c: @; m  M子不学:If you don't study hard, 0 a7 n9 c8 E& b! |( B$ }: m' Z
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - [  A/ A/ h& a; o  n- f
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous $ S+ m9 A8 V3 M- D, @
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 i! s9 ]: R; V+ q/ U" ^
教五子 All his five son took it
8 Y$ k9 G6 O+ s名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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, N. e) i+ E& G  A+ w养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, $ w$ @/ i0 v2 Y4 u& K5 B
父之过 It is all your fault. 7 O: X" O" r9 _: C$ X( B3 b, a
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 9 n1 e( ^) }, j# I% O; v7 x1 S
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 S5 t  M$ ~( b5 S. d# C. O. m

& `. ?/ S# b8 A+ d! _3 x子不学 You may refuse to study this 3 I- Z0 h+ Y3 y1 u+ p/ E
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
0 H% Q5 L, F7 ^! e8 C- ]2 T幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, , I: Z( W2 K9 E0 Q( O4 z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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; [3 k5 Z0 z' U3 N* n, k玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
, R. N# R4 S6 _5 N: I" C2 S不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) p( |7 O; K' o8 [人不学 If you don't learn sex, + d: ~; c- u8 |7 z. V0 Z
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!9 D2 ^4 J! a& a; h8 u# O2 ^& {( [! s
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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