爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
  k) L6 b9 ^% R6 I/ J, A性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
8 t  t" e% x, K' i. O1 k0 W0 e& {- r习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
% x% d: h2 v6 a8 @9 X% S' {" J性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

+ S+ N* t# P; U: o2 d% E昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
; o; f4 p! ~2 ~+ P7 }0 ?断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

5 b1 N( P5 D3 a窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 A4 _1 v1 W& f& |, Q有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. p2 X& b+ q; A9 p) `3 k教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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) ]6 x0 \& z. b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ ~! [; m- ]% ]$ K" N; J; i3 T父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, J& X/ r' C6 W  K2 M2 S师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

: b) P1 q) Z8 b% m: U! x子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 z& D' r' N/ o6 g玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 v: @5 o# `% m人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* b' h3 I7 U" U! v0 R不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
1 x9 M' `3 x# [+ A& }Faint!!!!!!!!!!!