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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
( g5 t  v- [! D1 K  ~: ]2 k7 H性本善:Sex is good. 2 a% R5 E" s8 s. Y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, ]( R% b% z( I' t  T) M5 F习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) O9 u' p8 M' y  n' ?- k$ n苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + v! v/ |+ m) E: |- Z; u
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 ]4 s) C0 y( f( i1 w& |- T
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4 H( F3 ~" M" P/ U* Y& e教之道:The way of learning it 4 R9 V1 U/ r; t% }* K7 q' e
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. z( _- ~# w$ R8 Z- J  E: I/ T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 4 b2 x2 ~7 b7 c+ E& ]% ^0 b
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; U4 `4 I6 Q0 L" r2 z4 \0 b2 ~

* ~2 [  Y& k0 Z. D7 L: K! g$ i& T子不学:If you don't study hard,
& A  ~( h8 d! D8 Y5 j断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 i# c/ p1 ^; [* q6 z& A

, L! l  ~% P; W: U: E8 L  h窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 1 [# F2 g) H: T, M; F1 f
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ s- J8 o# b: r; S8 d& \( j% {教五子 All his five son took it # b5 A' p4 l4 I$ q
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 }' y% C& P3 w% W$ h8 D' N4 {养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- z6 G  k. p9 p, B& {$ p父之过 It is all your fault.
8 X. g* k; r) i; V2 y: ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   ~9 Q) `1 l4 l& U" h9 Q! ^
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ O; `& c$ W- I9 P0 {5 A子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 u  \$ K: c0 o' A, e5 y非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- A+ L8 B2 [# ?2 X8 u$ Y/ O+ M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 S* C' e; x2 s老何为 you will lose your ability when aged : @3 k1 n" w; K
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, # }1 B; a7 P" d3 s4 F
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. & x# l8 ?$ c( y
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: U- t! u$ l9 x  K不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
  a  j( L$ f& I3 X1 O" |% DFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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