爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
* s, x4 x, j1 G" ]  m性本善：Sex is good.
2 Y3 ~: L  Q9 N, Z+ A6 ^5 |性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ R  Z/ {5 p: _! S8 Y6 s" I习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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8 l; ^, m8 K( s: `2 e" _2 H教之道：The way of learning it
. b5 R3 F- Z7 b# g6 |贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

$ w; g' c( @& g3 f9 @昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ Z% P2 S4 C- c1 n' r8 L8 B择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

: ?9 I/ I. C$ u3 x) ?( D4 b子不学：If you don't study hard,
; |9 O7 z& W9 c! k! C5 p断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
( g5 ?) B$ [& I4 O$ P3 ^& H有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
" f/ D- N( g0 V/ W* y& U; G* z教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# M. N6 F3 V7 F# S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 N/ V) n2 o. X- ]7 Y父之过 It is all your fault.
2 I% U. @: ~! t, T+ E; D教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
# f/ j  A+ S2 u6 J非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
2 J/ c" ~* k8 a) q0 ?0 Y) b1 D$ D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 m& |) ?1 e8 ?) ~* @; L7 d6 i2 O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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