爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
$ z6 D7 b2 }$ p% y, z) ^性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
, ]. B) S9 q1 m' f9 T9 t习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' U$ ?+ v% ~$ \3 R" v& m择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
5 ]( c3 m8 V. `/ Q断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 }; w; s  l! |4 |7 w& N. c有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 r- j% M9 t. e0 ^教五子 All his five son took it
+ ]0 P- O6 ~6 u  H名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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+ Z8 I+ W6 ?. I$ k  x养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
( O/ W% r5 v8 ]$ p% r8 M父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ U( ?0 D  [: }- d# X5 i师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! c: `! i9 I$ h+ B2 B' e7 b老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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) A' t+ m$ W, f2 G1 M( z  G- }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, A; ~8 G: z, x& r1 H人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!