爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
  l* I* U4 l! Y7 m性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ ~$ Y+ K4 q4 G( |% P& b. _苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
; f9 C! p# }" _7 B& @+ d5 |2 ~性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 p7 c% t0 S+ D+ X3 k择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
. ?, @, i: y' Z( ?断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

' h. H7 o- ^5 T8 J窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
8 I, s, v4 j. x4 y& _2 W; c2 k教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! s4 V4 D" a4 \& N. H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% \, t+ }) |$ p9 Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" d- P% B" J& M5 J- \玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( Z8 L6 ^7 Q2 t8 a7 Y3 q不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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