爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
% b3 c9 {9 B" d# f$ i习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
; x0 u' S9 j) ~. E( _性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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' {: g3 y0 A* @% V) }- E' f1 E教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 {* P6 i: C, m+ f, p4 f昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

4 n. m/ V* G: e窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
7 K+ V" x* R0 n+ q0 ~( g名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
7 D* y; e4 `0 J: K教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, Q9 C3 n# W/ N. A: h: ?8 G% A5 d子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. ^7 Y# c9 a: c幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

7 X5 E1 {% c* A9 m' t3 P( d: B$ {玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: t# A# K9 m) o- Y+ `7 u% Z/ x6 z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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