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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
1 u8 e* ]# t+ h% ?+ d, U+ q  R性本善:Sex is good.
* w2 V) w% {) W性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 7 O, N3 }5 e6 f' i( A. ], v
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; K" f/ Q; |$ S6 k3 k* n
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  B3 O1 m0 Q! r% j: L性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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. S/ Q  Q) ?7 |" Y- Y教之道:The way of learning it $ i) q3 k" |0 q
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ; K. T; q# Q4 w; W
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
/ @8 ^6 P: q8 \断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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9 r" b7 [( Y. ^- Q5 H$ }窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& P" p* J/ A6 S" V有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * J, D" j4 A3 l9 X$ \- H) [
教五子 All his five son took it
$ A7 q% \) h# z  r: X( U8 b* S7 b名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 5 f/ N2 _" `4 T# ~: v6 K
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' |( ^. f/ }* y, @) J5 H0 X父之过 It is all your fault.
! Q- _5 L0 S4 ^+ j教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 a6 j8 }1 s( s" |' I6 R8 @, Y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this $ c; L: B6 z+ b- f1 h! W" [
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
1 y; j, j+ L- |; \8 e' |7 D" g1 ]幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 {$ E& U+ ~3 h2 |老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, " T6 g: ]; q+ y7 T: t5 P. x
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. - D1 ^+ Q. ]* [  H- Y
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. X* {9 ]+ Z5 R不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!# E! B( N9 u+ }$ [" y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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