爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
# i7 l. J& X8 Q3 S  o性本善：Sex is good.
# S7 ~8 o3 M0 Q性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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) t" P7 l" D  z0 s8 [3 I8 _昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" }# ~& J- @. T/ p( N择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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4 Z8 a$ i! @% P* ]子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ q8 i. I' L) Y) s6 A; s& j9 n5 [有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 E  m( _4 _; d# c& J! G. o7 p! Z3 a教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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/ m  t  b# g) r. Z* B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- Z/ T5 |% \  \4 a% X6 e4 X% J5 ~师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 V' D* ^+ P3 Q% o% J, L3 b3 g子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 u, b; ^1 l: l6 p; \老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

# i. j/ |2 K8 J+ g7 `玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 |7 \0 W7 @' y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 Y( |4 _; j8 F$ P3 P& E5 y人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; o( _* ?, [8 m不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
: f. }7 o* x0 p$ w+ A( M1 A+ A7 B( ?Faint!!!!!!!!!!!