爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
* s! a% ?: Y3 x* E4 h; A% l性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 i+ e$ i  Y. r2 G: f1 i+ h( ]苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 @* R% z/ L* ~0 N0 k性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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" g9 e5 l( [( E# K' v0 U5 ]% V& p! N教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 g( S! x1 C/ ~1 ?. j' d昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' T' _5 A3 @/ E6 b择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

8 O/ L5 b- K+ l/ [# X" D9 B" {窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% m" C$ \! Z/ j0 `教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; M  s( Z- v2 E1 W: ^6 [, X4 O师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: E, e& U  c" C3 E/ a' B幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

3 K1 A6 Y+ n, q" ^3 s) D$ u! D玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) A7 o& N. z$ n; y, Q! _. w7 M不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ M6 D) u, t+ `人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 X8 `9 F7 M0 q" M& ~, K4 }# {不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
" A+ Q9 ?+ A. ^1 j/ u, i. E2 rFaint!!!!!!!!!!!