爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
5 J: |& L% B: I2 `  E性本善：Sex is good.
0 N+ C( o& S( W1 i! h性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


2 p: G# I$ b  C3 h1 R" A- i教之道：The way of learning it
6 B1 P$ |3 G0 V0 [) p0 P/ l贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 _( d# a/ N! ~  l择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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) T$ S1 V* r" H7 C窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
( O7 E: \& F. s+ B: w教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  ^. G- l2 u' |+ C养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 p* i6 G! o# s; [% \8 p父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 h" W) F7 J) m9 `子不学 You may refuse to study this
& I: i* ?; [" }& Z7 g2 E; X非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 o6 Y( J/ x+ _4 k老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
/ Q0 C3 r6 C1 y$ A) b不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
$ ~1 g, b1 u2 k4 q) ]Faint!!!!!!!!!!!