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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 9 l$ P  r% i7 c  Z
性本善:Sex is good.
! ^+ {# k8 J" J; h9 N3 ^性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 {- s4 _8 v9 ^+ a+ W3 T* H* E7 U
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 l7 \5 \0 F3 `* B4 z2 b# ]
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - O% t( W( Z6 I* L
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ! |- J' k) n9 M! x* S6 \
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   m3 z3 p. g. A9 |1 _* Y; H0 {

  X3 O5 i& P) [# V2 y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 3 q0 X% {$ \# X% a
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ) f- _: M+ d5 `, Z* F+ u

1 D# |& `( H4 L" h* w1 a/ K子不学:If you don't study hard, ( {, h9 @! f4 H4 i
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. . l/ `0 A4 v2 y1 }# t

' O; e( ]: V& `/ Z& ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 7 H1 `* m, A! I$ q2 n
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 V6 j% I& ~* E9 _. Z
教五子 All his five son took it
% H* {8 F6 l: I6 J+ `! M4 G名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 4 H% W( m/ {4 J* ^" _( b' R

8 m0 ], `% @  i) Z3 b9 h养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 [" W0 F5 M; H) @% L父之过 It is all your fault.
7 S! [2 `2 Y" X8 W教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 2 M! z9 z/ T! P% [& v2 y8 V
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " Y$ s& c+ M# h: `9 i- k/ x
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
: M( F0 @+ a& Y/ S; v8 W非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ Z; D: p+ J0 \& ]/ s$ Y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; [. e1 F% F" k! h& p- v老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 7 z. g' p9 L- u+ @2 S# H

0 x) V2 _( Z, s# l$ W" \0 B玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 0 s! D7 U, ~* d. r* }" y
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 z# b& T- A* l: o6 A* z; a, r; O( b人不学 If you don't learn sex, ! d( P/ n6 u, ~& W3 f. W
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 m/ ?% I) Q: C! z. ~0 E% X0 K
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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