爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
# q$ ]. _( [: X" b3 o* e8 e5 g性本善：Sex is good.
5 M$ c; d4 O" Y- q9 [/ x; {性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 Z3 Q, l5 A, X" D2 u0 j! e性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


: N, |- D" M+ E6 |9 H' h& N教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 C, u1 M2 c2 O4 |) C昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- w- N3 n0 U9 p* m- U/ ^) Z# i择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ D1 T& ]/ K  j8 |5 j教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" d' G6 S8 H; |4 [: v2 j养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 [+ r7 B( }  N1 H4 X" s" \; J  k父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
3 a3 {+ X" N( A2 m# u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

! X# I0 f8 d) I: h" k子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ L: o8 s% T. W/ U5 I非所宜 but that is a real mistake
0 {: h2 t9 s! }3 B9 B  H5 I6 }幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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$ w. X% u4 K+ j0 Q" ~& a玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
  P* N3 z3 K/ q: B" V. t人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
# l% \5 v$ \/ tFaint!!!!!!!!!!!