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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ; E1 F: k# _" Q( S
性本善:Sex is good.
1 S, t, L& G$ P& u" [性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 {2 x( N; i& @. M% n/ y. X/ [习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
& b1 z4 }4 S) m9 c苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. . l6 S* \4 k3 A
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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9 X; Z# Z3 @" w5 ]教之道:The way of learning it # J, R7 z: Y$ i5 q7 W1 |
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. , s* Z/ l% f4 a# Y- `

$ x2 n) `" C, s% |, `+ Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ! J1 D; `) z1 v7 x7 w; J  o
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 D' k- ^- R. b子不学:If you don't study hard, + W* p( X: a5 H( J  J5 w  i# N
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # k- ?* m2 K1 z$ K1 c: `" J4 J
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous , y- B* |' S6 F. F% _  ~0 a3 O/ s
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% u) K% u; c$ I& v# R" w) A教五子 All his five son took it & s9 r9 G& b" w
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 }$ r/ R! {+ E% d2 z7 K父之过 It is all your fault.
% A6 E2 U; H- Z) K7 t3 |教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   @& j8 S: i7 R0 M
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; C% u9 h1 o' A& |4 {6 k

$ \* s' v% I- i子不学 You may refuse to study this
) i4 w  @2 R$ x& [. V9 R" k非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 T8 a: `# j7 E+ G! }+ w幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# O# ?- S* t4 ]5 d+ @" q0 w+ ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 9 \7 O$ z1 k" O9 @
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 G4 u/ [, o) [4 w% J
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 R5 G. {9 e5 T3 M人不学 If you don't learn sex, 5 I- Q  e0 d) q$ L  }7 p6 i4 k
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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