爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
. L$ k- C6 h  v+ ?4 G性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
; y5 Y; t& `) h; t7 d习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
) N8 m: ~& L% B* t' ~1 {; Z4 u苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


" \" G, I: ~& ?0 A教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& k! M. T; `& M" r' K! L- O$ `择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

% o' U( t4 r! q" w* p子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" |# |- E7 ?  G- c有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 g$ C# b  d- V( t教五子 All his five son took it
5 Y5 g  z% A! q! H1 @' ]% c! K# g名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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0 L3 S" N! {% D6 R% u养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 h. v  }( D) |4 m' `6 v师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 x& |; C- L2 |子不学 You may refuse to study this
; W# }! Q  Q" P1 h非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 d6 _  V: |6 b, @3 ?; x老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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5 j6 _% L& U9 [玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' _& l. o& D0 `! [3 h8 @% h不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 U  v# D7 j' p* W% I不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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