爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
4 r( L  R4 O1 S6 q* S性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
+ O! [9 Z: `7 b0 ?8 u( A$ D习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 S% P5 D5 b  i! T苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* |- c8 L, q% F7 ~9 x* N性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


$ l6 i# f7 Z- s. J# M1 v) a教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 ?& L6 {/ l/ b, J7 t; f昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% a) @1 j) I6 C, O6 s有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 A4 T8 d9 f; f教五子 All his five son took it
! v/ \4 ?! y* ]1 L名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
7 w% W7 z* _2 [/ L$ a  v1 d, Z4 K教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& k9 e  Q) r: m% ^7 \9 ^5 g师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: i2 R7 X( O' h# K, P2 N; ^子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; k! r6 `! `" V& T1 g幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- J/ Z' j/ ?# B4 w2 d2 C老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
: u- `7 c' Q4 K. d! m5 H% a# S1 J不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
" m! i& E7 V* u$ }, o/ o人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
. c  Z5 e+ a' c+ I+ dFaint!!!!!!!!!!!