爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
6 X; ]% W! O' G' R性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
# ^) _! x+ T# s7 H+ u习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 ], C2 c# g9 O2 O! K5 {$ J' v/ _苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
4 q6 P, V1 O* h& J0 g性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
3 `- k+ a9 h4 w6 h" v% p" f贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ k% R1 |& {. d: [! k' a择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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% K% W8 z( r# D; z/ c窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
" @( `  |) ^# Q) [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ ?2 M# t& @# {9 b8 w0 f4 A0 H  K) X师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 T8 Z" `. E( X0 Y2 {7 F" a非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
5 n2 y( d( ^  M' V老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

. L# U% D9 @+ g* t6 x9 g9 s玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( W0 F' g; Z  i不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
' e. y! p/ ]+ x  T! rFaint!!!!!!!!!!!