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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ; G3 `' `# G. L- i
性本善:Sex is good. . b7 ?; R& x% A' E
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ _. q5 ~6 B. s9 _& {
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 Y& t/ g3 V9 @2 j  ]! o
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
2 q; m" @$ j' |+ _性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 0 G+ g1 h! P$ A/ k# ~# V" s6 I! r

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7 E( F/ V7 z2 K* M4 J教之道:The way of learning it
* o4 m/ E; J4 x1 Y4 J. R& a贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 6 g# K  t* D9 [. l# H$ Q- A9 ]

% }2 F: t: s( S  s. ~+ w" h+ H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 z6 t  d8 I: Q2 l5 ]& Z8 M7 R择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. $ l1 i/ Z5 A5 h- ]/ Z
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
! e4 S& @. X" `4 _5 A4 z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 f# V3 e* W& V( {5 Q

0 u( i# s+ A7 ]; K1 H/ v窦燕山 Dou, the Famous & f' J& }0 U0 Q* g+ H5 O' r
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ! Z4 H& ~4 T- K  v
教五子 All his five son took it
7 c* M7 J( |: `* {3 F" I" Y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * O- A4 T+ x: U9 c; d$ O

4 C. v$ y% X, U+ Z; t( N; g/ `6 b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, " k9 @$ t3 R+ I% g0 P
父之过 It is all your fault.
) I/ L0 G. K3 {# e# ]( S4 ?! u' V教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, * B; l. O7 y: z
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 f) K) U; w7 r: g2 f
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子不学 You may refuse to study this , t, T& G" T! v8 ]. g) h; M
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
/ k' ^7 b4 e8 H7 i& {" ^9 q% r3 V  C6 Z% s/ k幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: B( I6 Z0 _0 m& K6 j5 o' c老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 ]2 W$ J7 d7 h/ Q/ ~1 _1 j1 Y
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& R' w$ b; c% n1 u  L9 r人不学 If you don't learn sex,
8 [( p. c" e+ T" B+ f) R不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
( {5 o; {* R+ V' aFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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