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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. + Q6 m  e. }$ j8 R7 J& c; G
性本善:Sex is good. ' Q: _+ g. W) i7 G6 T/ F
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
% w& L/ U( p: ~- O; h习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 f0 w: A; B4 n6 v' n: G' Y. x# ~% }
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - }9 M& b; a! n8 N! V
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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+ N8 @) t# p2 N1 I6 `0 r& v0 V8 H教之道:The way of learning it
4 A; V5 v+ @4 q0 y2 |$ S贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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' F" m* }% v, z) p昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 O; L$ @5 `+ d# ^# q" V$ f择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 3 M5 e& C' j* u  Y. X* F8 Z

3 K( h7 k$ @' F  R, C子不学:If you don't study hard, 1 d. P# }7 ?" [  s/ c
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 ~1 G+ d) x, Y4 O6 ~2 s9 O( m7 j有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 L7 W) @8 `2 c+ p, _( f教五子 All his five son took it . I  {$ X% `  L* N( Z+ F
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. . e+ c& z% w5 i. E+ N4 o
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 i4 \% B+ @- H  v. V父之过 It is all your fault. 1 f! e3 c( t7 s& T* O7 [
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, $ l) Z) D6 w% |1 E0 i) x7 p  C- R0 e
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 ]6 p0 e! P, ^0 ^8 k: K

5 G. I5 A# F1 `9 ^; u5 W" s% k  x- o子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 f) L3 W+ L7 |2 t' ?非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& T- @3 \& B! m幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! B! o/ a) h$ p6 }8 I! V老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 g, @1 f" l& [" H玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ' m! D0 ^) s4 j- V% _- T
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* A. L+ U4 y; \  `- r) `/ Z$ `人不学 If you don't learn sex, + s6 O4 ]* i( \- C$ R( ~
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
! ^+ I* ~$ J3 t0 f' C" dFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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