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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
0 j9 U9 Q/ f9 Q- ]: N( B) |3 h0 v性本善:Sex is good.
( K( h# G# R; K) q性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 2 \  Y4 X4 m$ C. w
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
  c- [+ b: R' `; K& u! ?7 v& M苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& e  v. g! n3 U! i性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 0 h/ v3 ^  [0 F5 X. a8 c
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教之道:The way of learning it 1 L& {& k3 r' o; s2 l  t8 b
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 3 S/ z6 }3 h$ I5 l+ y7 v
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng , b) ^0 h9 S* G5 v
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 7 H8 {2 B+ }' x- c
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ o5 L/ B. x, u. f- g% t断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 2 ~! \& e# t0 B8 r
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
0 D5 q5 p6 p5 h教五子 All his five son took it 9 J' ~8 r+ \4 Z& E- R) v  W
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. , w- e& x6 f( Z4 y1 R9 V/ _3 u8 P

+ R, z1 G; v0 u0 r7 `养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 7 {3 T: W  M0 K
父之过 It is all your fault.
  g/ x8 m' R+ v$ l" m$ i4 K教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 6 i& ?/ \4 B( `( b9 N# _
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 @1 z  q7 I% d! N子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 Q8 C8 t) Y8 @( ?; e非所宜 but that is a real mistake - S+ E, l# L4 O$ C9 i, t. ^
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 g' V: q3 v$ J" e8 O
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 7 d& @6 T6 }: h3 _8 q( u

1 ~( E8 i0 O3 ?: o. y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 6 {2 @7 U( M/ f
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 z) D! W7 a' ^! a: r人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 W! L* }: H! Q! G* {不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
9 t5 D; f5 ~$ u8 VFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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