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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. " D3 L8 Y& Y' K) K
性本善:Sex is good.
  h$ m0 I  [0 L8 T( m3 w性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. . @6 u& G* a0 y% i* T; H$ g  V
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
" V1 a! {6 ~4 l苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
, h1 \4 ]- f, {1 Z+ h" y性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. " H% m/ x" R- w  B
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9 B- y1 d% ?; n' R! s教之道:The way of learning it
& x$ [; J; B1 c% {; F! d- y+ P/ r贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng " p. \8 X  b0 w6 B  U2 `& M
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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- V( m4 T, |- C子不学:If you don't study hard, 1 H/ X# {7 H$ U4 w
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" ]: ~  Z# J0 V% q$ T有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 y) M# |' P  d2 d! e4 w! x6 J3 C教五子 All his five son took it
# K  q3 g1 u% X- x. B4 j名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 4 i* A8 q9 ^) k$ ?

- J( ?2 L+ Q3 I养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- p" l" y5 R  {: E+ q父之过 It is all your fault.
2 `$ ]+ o# D) j教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) z$ v" g' B" U' F/ F
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 ~' {1 D% V0 m# c) a1 o* P9 F
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子不学 You may refuse to study this ! T8 Z/ X' X/ ^  s
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! |2 Q: t* C. Q& I" I幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
9 r* P" {' l! I# @; w" n老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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' k4 u; Q. r6 Z2 y+ z" s玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 A# V8 r/ \  b5 p; z7 D
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 3 o" J! Q9 x: {5 N
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 b, ?. e) o8 N$ S不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 l; h! O* e5 V) K% t
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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