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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
! \0 v! t0 G) r5 m3 X性本善:Sex is good. / t" H1 s( z4 S. z6 |9 I
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 8 z/ a; n. T! |$ {7 @2 V: ^6 l
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 P2 k9 H6 V& f% i苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. & ]3 Y4 o+ v1 f# r9 x+ v
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. . }$ q/ ^, A* i9 e/ M
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/ v5 V- }+ @7 X7 m+ e0 o7 v1 }教之道:The way of learning it & h0 T& w$ n" ~
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) V) H( h6 B5 k6 }8 p: W& h0 p7 L& H择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. + H2 P: R: j0 c. G* l& y' `& w1 s3 G/ B

2 s6 h9 I5 X4 l( u4 _/ d8 H$ N) v子不学:If you don't study hard, 0 w) i) z& ?" F* ~
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # k+ M- @6 b; E7 j4 ~
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ) ?7 L& B4 p) W9 M
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 [% e' h) J, e7 C- P, v) q
教五子 All his five son took it - O" m, y, |6 h- p5 _6 [
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. . v, S- ~& x% o1 Q: i4 {! j
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 3 T' c8 }" s- ^3 k  ^
父之过 It is all your fault. 2 e% ~+ O4 K8 r: C# _
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( ?$ e2 U- X" s: m; e; t7 Q师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : `& ^+ l& x% j6 T  i7 |& x" ]% E

0 `8 \  m: M9 v3 F, [: z" ], P' R子不学 You may refuse to study this ) L. @7 ^7 x4 l  M+ c
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" d  U- W4 Q1 p' y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ' f& \$ V) c$ L; p4 u
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 3 S/ }& W2 f8 c+ I5 L. D7 T

  O* n3 ^- R2 N4 ?$ W  `玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' U# l5 j, J" ^( c) K不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- p1 ~3 X' P( s1 }( L人不学 If you don't learn sex, 3 K5 H7 w5 t3 P, u6 N
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
. B, z. H- V3 O' oFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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