爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
8 t+ H9 G- R+ B* Q性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
- t& z8 u5 y  r; S( f7 f( b7 b# z6 L苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
' d% X: x- _* f0 [# x5 y性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


$ ^1 g0 k7 E1 W  ]教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

, W6 I3 a( l6 K# M- G昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
; a  o% ^2 }. R3 m7 e6 A0 {断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ c& q# Q8 V2 |3 [% o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
/ X7 L+ l/ O! e" S教五子 All his five son took it
  y) o4 \7 X# v/ h# a名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
8 P# k$ N0 e9 e) w7 @1 N/ |2 x教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& {2 m" [* h2 M- N! w$ Y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 o! U/ y! _" l% S$ V( r- B8 A$ I不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: [9 z' y7 i' o0 ?人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!