爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
" b5 U4 ?% S  P/ Q* g6 l9 D9 C% @性本善：Sex is good.
1 ~5 q4 k, l6 T: w, s* O, v性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
0 ?6 D: w" e% ~7 P1 x性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
6 I- c4 E. O* d0 r( ^贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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- |2 K# A8 [  [' R昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

7 p5 t- d! P! W: H子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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$ b6 |3 M3 I+ A0 Q, s: W4 y5 h窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) \/ H# ^+ l/ c/ ?4 L# F4 C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 W5 D; S- ]  D! g. n6 e非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 t" r; L- z7 J" D. y# \/ T不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. T' ?$ H' [  M; J不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!