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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 9 L+ [4 j" q2 i) _
性本善:Sex is good. ) v; j1 |- N$ X" s
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 7 o' o. B. y$ a# v, {# `
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 H$ v; u, L) t1 s$ k4 ~1 ^苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
- J; c1 u4 ?. y/ e4 x1 I( T性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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& i8 [% M4 ]: t2 W教之道:The way of learning it
' u7 \: B! N* M) g贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. + l& \5 Q, T7 G. G- s

2 I- @- b4 ^9 {3 c; L" Y8 i昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
4 s) _4 T. k+ B# Z( Q5 i择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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, d  C. f0 X' V  d子不学:If you don't study hard,
$ A  x. ?& [) g7 U断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# A$ L+ P; b. ^  t) ^7 b$ M窦燕山 Dou, the Famous & e7 ]& Z$ \4 n- q" X
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ) O/ k- o. m1 \" A! u
教五子 All his five son took it
5 ]0 h! g* n% C2 D7 j名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: @2 S; ^, H' y# P& U2 G! [父之过 It is all your fault.
$ M/ m: G0 l" B. a) c1 P! B$ ]教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : K/ u0 H; ]* h0 m* o: |9 U3 A. |
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - r# t1 K2 n% |- L4 f* K: e% Z

% a% Z7 z4 s; x7 M2 x子不学 You may refuse to study this % ~6 C" ^2 q, ?
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: v6 }4 f  m- O" h. R幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, |& \- ?* }7 U2 W% a: D' o; h5 J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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1 g, e- E( @7 I% A* O4 ~5 [玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
( ^& o* K) A; A. ^  a( \: p& M不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 9 R: x- Q* ~1 u- [8 `, A
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
0 s7 Q2 }3 Y8 ^  W0 _  i6 X$ m7 [不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
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