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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
+ H+ o1 ~) l2 p' `* i% c, j' Z+ t* Z性本善:Sex is good.
3 _! b! G6 E' E9 I% L, l; O2 @性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
6 N8 M: ~* B% ^2 ?习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
' A" c$ j0 D! o- {. G. r' n; |苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. $ G/ g; U9 f" {2 R
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 @- V1 ?7 B/ A! u9 @
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ' H) f5 ]* \0 f( z2 b* a7 W1 n5 ]
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : m) A9 x: K6 |
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
* H+ z% y8 i4 V! f; ~8 [  a断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ' \" @' o5 V, S* e
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  p0 s6 C6 B6 k6 l; T教五子 All his five son took it # }, i4 W- t. T
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ) [1 W0 G) z% N; X$ [4 }

0 Q5 J+ C6 [  D6 R: x6 Y养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 1 T7 V6 T6 c( K& i5 H' E
父之过 It is all your fault.
, y! ]% {* i1 N教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" d; R7 I5 H0 K' d师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 N* H$ g' }( I+ M7 p子不学 You may refuse to study this % A" e4 c. @! Y5 x3 |2 m' y: i
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 3 G8 F9 h& x; f2 @; }, V; Z8 r
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ) v1 m, A, o7 ]( l! ^
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged . P: J- c) k' v( n5 m

( D8 h& e3 R* M( F3 n* s玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, + N% s% X; o1 v. `& R7 A# b
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ; U& ?* Z3 T- X  {; h7 s+ M
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 1 {; Y: t$ Z$ `1 S  Y0 N! _. l2 w
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!8 B+ N! \9 Q# S2 f) U2 i
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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