爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
. q* D" M# j! e' X, N" i# x% z性本善：Sex is good.
) M% V7 `& z5 N% l+ C性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
! a% l7 a0 m6 u- W+ O+ Q% L习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
/ X( f5 v' O4 J9 W+ q, `2 L" C性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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/ F5 q: I1 q+ P( i$ z) [# F( U教之道：The way of learning it
4 i3 _; `+ r5 a6 K贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

' l# W: [1 Q6 p: z* I" A4 A昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 R# ^% Z3 k1 @9 @( j择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
& y2 ?9 O+ I' b2 _断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ v7 K$ M9 n% C5 E9 o  [! E有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 u( O; v, _; _, _% h, c) Q; [教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 M9 h7 G! m) w" C+ J" }. `  m# ?养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& |1 @* f2 j. h1 t2 M父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

* U" K& \" w  e: V; P子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ ^2 n1 ]7 r+ w  K5 M6 R. `1 j非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* v$ {6 ]( }5 E, J9 S幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) |; D6 o1 v1 f0 [老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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2 W- {! s0 m5 X( }玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
7 m" q$ p6 U5 N人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: K* e3 y( x! D6 E7 ?  f0 S不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
+ k) U$ l' P$ J' N& u( z$ JFaint!!!!!!!!!!!