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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
/ L9 M# l+ S% l, p6 X) O性本善:Sex is good. 4 M# R1 t. u/ c+ w' x9 D
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
# }6 {' d3 H( x, b. N3 d' Y' E习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) l; Q* D: k7 F7 v* q苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ) I1 F5 d: M9 m1 `5 M" V/ B
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ! g) F1 I" @0 J8 H. {
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教之道:The way of learning it
& F, w8 c6 M; E! \8 }0 G' h" I5 L贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 ?2 D6 P% z: P& i- o* O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 0 z; \& V* T  ?5 ~3 q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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5 B! q! m1 g& @! g0 r: m+ A6 T子不学:If you don't study hard, & i0 L# Y! @3 o
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 m! m! w1 e2 l, ~
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 b3 Z7 H4 {. G4 o) e
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 [1 C( i% g. c5 A
教五子 All his five son took it
. l) z! U% g& ^; |& Z& Z" ^% u- p7 G4 c名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
; d2 X- ?: B, G3 M. P# H父之过 It is all your fault. & \% u% `, ?3 F2 Q6 b7 Z
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 5 `- h$ i. X3 c, Y! [" l9 L# r
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this , G1 y* ?% i! X1 I( B2 ^5 [
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; _- I3 W6 f, c4 A% d5 @" t幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 k1 K: [4 ?3 m& W3 f2 [2 E$ k4 h老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 X4 O, g* T# r7 U+ O# W
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
/ z( h6 @+ ?+ c) Q4 A人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) H2 D& ]: Q, t" h  i  \不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!5 K' s: `3 r- s( y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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