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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
3 E: q+ V: r$ z8 P性本善:Sex is good.
3 j5 {  K( v: L2 h7 F6 R性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
1 F- C7 R7 d( h5 E习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
7 n9 a' q) ]3 H& j0 Y" h" U, @苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 x' F2 l" i& R性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 p& k3 o/ q9 _: g1 S
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 f5 ]( l5 ^4 k2 f1 }/ Q& Y

5 f3 \2 |* l/ ]1 H昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng   _/ H6 Z, w- o, A  [
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& p$ W1 \: @5 g% x) v7 v, W子不学:If you don't study hard,
5 u- Q: }" \0 o% b3 U, k断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 |. n9 k0 f- p) L: S
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) @  w3 Z$ \, R9 V/ T有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ q# r( D( n6 V教五子 All his five son took it " R) x. n8 _2 Q8 H5 c
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. / Q$ y- N9 |1 d# s9 x4 `

2 W4 N" V# T: t9 u1 b2 S' Z8 L养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* O: Q& p4 v) _- o  ~父之过 It is all your fault.
' Z, c. `0 j6 _: C3 s& w教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! i! t1 }- ^. a! k5 H* H师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # P$ f* t+ N+ w: G" O

( h" ?0 A: [. l; f( H8 y+ y) }! B子不学 You may refuse to study this + E9 j) B# @/ y! a' @  f
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 v4 d& T/ j$ e- Y" q9 e' _) C: O3 f幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 x- e9 X% U6 S; R+ L8 w: M& j5 H# P, q
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 6 r+ @0 T" C( @0 i! v
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! b! p/ ]* k$ o/ C3 B% Y2 j不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 2 k: O$ [) L/ X1 q& i' ?+ _  k
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 8 t  V6 S5 t& ~0 L% L
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!; a9 t+ M; l( z
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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