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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ; [: U% g: [) C, l
性本善:Sex is good. & r+ o3 n. v1 `) f# C
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 5 z* ~$ b# c- A( ?3 n! q
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 O9 I, N' ~0 m# Z苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. * C/ e7 a9 @( H* p$ b
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 2 P2 g# j, Q5 _
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: r( p/ w) M; W" N4 e教之道:The way of learning it $ L4 S+ ]7 W- g
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 V6 P7 n' ~$ ~9 l$ i* M- V' r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng * `) e1 _$ x! k' P/ [
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 O" K* R" b: r- s2 @: I子不学:If you don't study hard, 1 r- l- Z7 z9 P
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6 k; ?; _/ M" I2 S$ E+ ?窦燕山 Dou, the Famous , B6 a& j) l: ]3 V& a" i1 d0 t- e: s
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 I0 c7 }; s% p# w4 A8 n
教五子 All his five son took it
! T- v. Y5 S; ~/ U" |& N名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ; t! p6 d; ^  m( L

' i+ P5 s" Q: I2 y8 g& ~养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% M3 o- w% y$ d8 g" Z! h$ o父之过 It is all your fault. 4 N" C. h2 ^- C! c* `6 R$ G" S8 |* I
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, # e( w  Z! \7 |$ ~( A: s: @
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 I; B& Q" v0 j

9 p0 [/ U3 g- K& l" d+ {$ M子不学 You may refuse to study this , K% a' n  n, j" c* |1 W4 s
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# m; U" N% c, N0 O/ @幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
5 |6 V& M2 X" D7 n- l, T6 {- w老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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. ]$ _+ W/ ~4 i/ o9 v玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 L+ ]' a( ]) X/ D不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( I" K: d5 C+ d/ d: H人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! y* q5 J9 l. }$ m9 }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
' p/ d: j6 A- o, S: T- g2 MFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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