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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 5 M7 j. X' E3 n- m  O, a
性本善:Sex is good.
; r3 K6 N/ V, B$ x7 p性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. $ R8 U' h- i8 R4 I. M) f, n
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 L- C$ U* O1 M# `$ N( g* c+ j
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
/ r3 v. c6 d6 ~: p# B性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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9 R, [- ]# P4 d1 z6 W教之道:The way of learning it . a$ c7 J9 K  d& o" p; G
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
/ J: o* I6 z# M! m择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. # w5 P7 ]8 R7 o# r5 e) L. O
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子不学:If you don't study hard, / Z( r4 H9 _  E
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # Z1 H! W% K1 Z, b: t, H9 z7 _$ E
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 h* U) L; K0 K+ m1 \1 l, ^- K$ ^+ A
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
5 K9 q; u2 h; u, G教五子 All his five son took it 7 \; S, e, g( p/ P4 i0 x  m) I
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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2 r; ?- l  v# @# {6 \3 q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, - J" W. G; }$ v& s; n; P3 Y  `6 Q2 i
父之过 It is all your fault. ' D9 Y1 c% D7 G# p; O- L
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   s5 @  z4 y& ^. \6 O% e
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 t) v( }# D3 ~& I( H# U$ s* p子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 i1 d$ ]1 p( u非所宜 but that is a real mistake
! f! k+ N- T2 \! C* x幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, " f# F/ S0 L, s  a/ I
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 _, ?6 q- E( U; K/ r玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- ?$ D1 ?. o' B+ ]0 N4 S2 e不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& j3 N- s! @% I/ T( U人不学 If you don't learn sex,   y5 R5 _; |( S4 ^! n* `
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
* \4 _" T' K% P! N9 IFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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