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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. + H4 R  n! ]5 ?+ c5 p% v. W  p- f
性本善:Sex is good.
  d4 s4 p- J) Q/ v性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 B* p7 o9 F/ M, N+ K. }
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 F% G+ }) G2 l! a苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
/ x* ]. R0 H$ w) C1 ?; |' z性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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) P9 F* {9 F& h8 I7 T教之道:The way of learning it - e" Y" x1 Q9 E4 a2 y
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 E: \  L! l- C" G4 X/ m% J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' c  X2 \0 ]& w: t  f1 G, U+ i+ R择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& B' h4 }0 C* n  A! h. z+ z子不学:If you don't study hard, : l1 s7 m% y* q- f  W
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous % H; ]9 F& G& i/ B* |- |" s) `  ~0 F
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- Q! Z2 ]4 e1 I. ]6 Q教五子 All his five son took it
  k+ G# t+ B, `3 q" w名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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$ y" x6 S" k# ]1 I9 V养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ; F1 G4 _8 l7 y: [. }4 W
父之过 It is all your fault. 6 h) _2 o" c  x; B7 ]. M+ J
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- h3 A% w- Z8 l$ S" I# `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / C. A6 u/ V  c- e! I  O0 W
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ a1 d) G. I, P5 o3 v非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& x7 D/ }" D; y: x2 O, o9 ?) d& Z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,   T* k/ q; p2 k0 C9 l1 T7 K( W
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged & f1 }' E4 Q% f! V

4 n5 d2 ~$ m4 _9 k" l; Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) c8 \  u3 Q/ S& D不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 U1 s+ w: X/ C6 z$ M) O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 f% m# p9 C8 W! M5 ?不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 t+ X& H/ q7 o% h5 s9 a' FFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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