爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
& S  J! j# U8 U, f习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ C  c: Z8 }+ P0 Q  z: D苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


4 ?" w( p9 o/ ^4 e4 h1 s教之道：The way of learning it
! K3 O- X4 c9 S: s$ G  {* M贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 L1 M# @4 t0 E" D3 I& Z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
% H7 E: |2 v) u  ?6 e2 p& }$ \) Z断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# e/ r4 N% k: l( z, X8 Y9 t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 c- g8 N* E( }8 L父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- D: v/ H) n4 ]' C8 M1 u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- o/ ^6 T' ?' ?& L子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 d, z% ]) I" J7 s非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- H* I2 }$ j) I幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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& w& X9 c* f7 q玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' q% E5 l/ g: n! P' z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 l) V% G  ]: N6 N人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!