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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. # l4 e0 q5 o  z6 f- v# [% D
性本善:Sex is good.
; F5 H' w: w- J性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. : u' _+ Q' |" S6 a
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ }8 }6 C* I" T- Z" n  |苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
* }8 @  Q6 i$ Q+ q性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / M# j  s1 p9 R1 v9 Z1 K

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: `/ Q4 Z! t( x# J* |教之道:The way of learning it / \/ ?0 I/ `2 ^1 `) U9 f% W. X
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% v  ]( t, Z+ i* C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : P; |+ Q: w$ f( W& F* y
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. % f, `2 k# b; x' i1 q9 e7 L( r
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子不学:If you don't study hard, / C; A* f- W+ V" K' A, b6 v
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( j3 F8 F* V; T1 k  V0 f; I

( E7 O: X2 p* K* T窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ J  R7 f! K+ ]有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' X, q! D" G+ O+ Z教五子 All his five son took it
" i2 J' B. l# ?9 M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, - y/ N/ [) I; I, j) ?8 t
父之过 It is all your fault.
3 O/ l5 H8 b! u教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, % }. Z0 V3 y" G9 Q
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * P' v( r: ?. k* D
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
! u; |* P3 i# X# G1 ^3 [非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. |, V& G' p9 v. V( n幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, & }! t% a3 w8 U8 t" G0 A& D/ d, d" H
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; G7 J) o5 y  f+ ?( z) L( ^

9 U! A% \" Q; }. ~玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- q+ u* w6 h; u- {6 x不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ) ~7 H, P/ y9 t
人不学 If you don't learn sex, * h/ R" I( a7 [" D# q3 n$ Q" d
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
& I- f! o* I( \0 G8 D. ~Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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