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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
0 _# |7 U& M0 ?7 s( Z/ o性本善:Sex is good. 8 p; |$ r+ G* L( g% y( A- |- v
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 I5 w/ W4 J2 l1 X5 L习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; {% F/ r' e$ O( u8 A9 A
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
: h+ w! ]4 ^& q$ F+ f* o6 R1 {/ t. @% _性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. " ~5 N. v) A) M4 {& {- ~
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教之道:The way of learning it ' T2 \9 a! t2 q) R
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % W$ v0 l$ R) ?( Y
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.   a4 S& }; B/ T  W' C0 P
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子不学:If you don't study hard, - D9 ?) N# N- c: L
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# P4 p' }0 Q2 T! e* n' {窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 J& n2 N8 h9 Q/ Q7 _
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 0 _+ o! B+ s6 o9 K; z! W' _
教五子 All his five son took it . \- j8 B$ L* D% h
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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' O1 D2 ~. O/ F- d) t. V养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
9 W, Z8 g& r0 s# v父之过 It is all your fault. , G4 R0 Z* b( m! l$ p/ m4 e
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( b8 Z+ `7 Q$ B; t# \+ Z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( v/ @" Q1 X3 K1 f6 G) l
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子不学 You may refuse to study this * s! L5 h$ G; @( S1 g' t/ L
非所宜 but that is a real mistake * p: r: ?) r/ ^- g
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, $ l" }% Z, W4 d. v" N0 i3 R8 @& H: U. g
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged : S7 Z- t1 L! h  c+ o
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 l* v! K; m7 A7 M  O8 |1 e不成器 It won't become hard and strong. " j& W4 I! y! j& y
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! B% B( D& L; Y不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!5 X# u  w( D- p% ]1 L
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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