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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. + D, F* v  }3 ~' `
性本善:Sex is good. $ P& ^0 V1 r& v, N2 A% L* r1 @; |
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
* U, W: I1 }; B/ u8 M0 L0 X7 \习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. , c, j6 m  I3 H& [# |5 K# h7 ?
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# u4 Y( z* q; [% ?2 {; R' N性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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* D* D: ?+ \* o) w& ^0 h! R教之道:The way of learning it , ]) c4 H! N. o5 n$ M7 M& \
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ' f/ X7 G. s+ V0 z, c* n

. b/ L. R( @5 K5 {4 |" [7 Z昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 x' B$ q' s: m0 b3 j; M! s择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. * G& u, e5 S5 r1 b; a1 r- J
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
, ~$ V  A' H8 r" L2 v3 a% A断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - J( k( a% [! i

: ~* p% e6 X8 Q/ H; d( v窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 g  w! y5 c! t3 E7 o( u有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; h6 R+ C5 n0 k- G: Q2 t教五子 All his five son took it ; T% z/ u0 Y% ?. G
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! Y5 z* v: c, s2 s' T6 K. Q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ W3 h% f; P, F0 |2 J父之过 It is all your fault. ; H  ^0 `+ I8 y5 M
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' F& _5 I+ |+ X4 b师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) @+ |3 E. x# I3 y1 N6 J, t  C

1 Y; l3 o( C0 G子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 I2 M" U4 i- C: a" P非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- q4 t5 T/ }5 k4 A. m: T. R幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : u3 J6 o6 ]  n/ L1 Y
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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, h: i& J/ M& I; Z$ L4 ?7 O玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, * k* }0 c2 L" c
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 r$ k3 p! V* f" \人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ [0 x, c; O, r( ?) M6 u# _不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!+ U3 j" C0 m4 B& y2 e% p8 y
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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