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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 4 s4 n  U: M( s( h( g' o( h
性本善:Sex is good.
$ P* u( k. r9 K% O性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 @; U7 |- c3 @- i4 x
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
! [& E8 V/ Z  m" p( U6 E$ g  C苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
) E5 f# O3 p3 G2 I. `性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it . S$ w- s/ b1 r' l4 m6 {( V
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.   F' a% x3 v: Z4 s; T0 r

8 Y8 A# W3 V' X. w5 s昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; D; o3 t$ m' T! g择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 8 ?9 D7 r" P* ~7 M: c
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 7 _3 p; o2 A% y* l0 {9 w+ L
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine $ D) L5 M* ~( O
教五子 All his five son took it
2 t4 I- x$ h, k; d/ o; F. W名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ( }) O2 M4 {2 w6 [

( f- s/ Z+ y4 ^0 J: M养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, , l- R% O$ \  K, Q8 Z+ `9 X1 B
父之过 It is all your fault.
1 L% }) E  H: b3 R4 a+ W6 f教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ' m, N4 q$ D7 B
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 {: T* j$ y+ C9 t  ~/ s5 \
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 8 U& f9 F/ }4 j3 v+ N
非所宜 but that is a real mistake . W% U' C$ y' H# ?/ m) a/ ~8 H' _
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! X* W8 T9 T# W6 f1 w老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ' b  I3 }1 U7 {! m( c7 A
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, + }5 ~7 e( N, p' g* a2 p
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 1 c, x8 s) ?- j' Q  d
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; x  K2 d7 [( z! ]. r- e# j3 m不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
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