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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
5 f! \  x: t5 h/ l性本善:Sex is good. , B) b  W6 K+ h) D6 y2 `, i+ t
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
/ I& m. `# o7 b3 F9 w习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 U+ Y% j8 i, m4 _# w3 {4 T1 A
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. - r5 c4 \9 q: p; }- k7 t9 w1 ~
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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2 v9 W" w# ?7 N+ S# _教之道:The way of learning it + _# ]3 a7 C- [) i
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. / P# ~$ E9 o* Z- W- s
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: F4 M( i- `  z择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 v) o4 _. x3 A$ o子不学:If you don't study hard, 7 @5 w, \  ~7 f, A
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 Q/ R! n9 f" u

, j# n9 n8 {0 }  L3 C窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 F8 ~" s% |' `' N有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% m- C; ]3 O! G3 G- _' E) k7 Z6 I教五子 All his five son took it
) z$ Q) t# R: t名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. # ~6 h! `3 Y' ~# E% k. H" T. ~

* M% l; ^9 T! f养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 3 n6 z1 G; j7 C, A1 B
父之过 It is all your fault. # m' u( g6 F! U4 o: _3 r6 g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; L0 a4 y$ |) [  ]8 n* C; ?. h师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . z1 |" Z# v# Z0 d. U7 A/ }  X

, t$ g9 K$ V9 v' ]$ f子不学 You may refuse to study this 7 v" U- E+ W- G5 W
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 ^: l2 y4 g- i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, " e) d5 {6 t6 G
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 3 V( I+ I; }" q/ k( \+ k3 T

; q: Q$ I) O4 ^玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, + v6 h9 ~! M# ^& D7 v, L+ i. p9 ^8 b
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) A7 E7 O* ^" F. S4 s人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! Z$ Y6 b) l9 C0 W4 Y& a不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
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Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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