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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
" b5 U4 ?% S  P/ Q* g6 l9 D9 C% @性本善:Sex is good.
1 ~5 q4 k, l6 T: w, s* O, v性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. . s  C0 A# M# U- @% M( c) g
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 f2 q( o; M; o
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 ?6 D: w" e% ~7 P1 x性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ i2 G* X0 p. _, U
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教之道:The way of learning it
6 I- c4 E. O* d0 r( ^贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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- |2 K# A8 [  [' R昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : r6 u7 F2 D2 O( i- _  P1 {5 R
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. % u  p6 A* L) ~

7 p5 t- d! P! W: H子不学:If you don't study hard, 5 I! n# C0 w' }5 e( `$ R1 j
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ b6 |3 M3 I+ A0 Q, s: W4 y5 h窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 5 S4 p0 H3 p" Y+ b. u
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * G* \0 R  F2 }/ V8 D: u
教五子 All his five son took it " S# D2 v6 R7 V7 ^6 e  F7 o
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ( D7 \* M& J7 a& b5 R
父之过 It is all your fault. ! p/ M* Y( ~. Y
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
) \/ H# ^+ l/ c/ ?4 L# F4 C师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
8 W5 D; S- ]  D! g. n6 e非所宜 but that is a real mistake / H: c2 z" @$ B8 r/ p* Q8 L( B: I
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 b! B. ~& f8 [5 J: L
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged : o  C2 ]# O2 d7 I3 {
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
9 t" r; L- z7 J" D. y# \/ T不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 4 b. Y7 M" u8 N& L
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. T' ?$ H' [  M; J不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!! C1 X! w' b" W0 O" Q5 \! _
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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