爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
& F: Q1 w3 a+ N/ {9 t5 G* n' V性本善：Sex is good.
3 S/ q3 \% H: B6 A4 X- B4 V性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
2 {% z' {' m2 B( d3 Q% k' U习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
3 |, R# H9 _( I4 r性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
: T) `2 X' c9 N贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

$ [+ t  X% N( c: E* x子不学：If you don't study hard,
* b3 }& }" M/ _# J) d$ w断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) m0 B; S; T5 x) ^' z* O" P9 Z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

2 U0 t2 A) U+ A( s0 P7 f4 R养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
' I% v8 w$ ~! ]& {5 Y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# j+ G2 w; X4 o2 q% _师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 U) [% u' i& H# J; h: H非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) E! o3 ]  k3 `: U) E+ ?# A不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
. l7 v9 j' `) S: \# p! L8 I1 D人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( {' L) u3 A3 ]. V/ [" \. e不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!