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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
' E% W8 f- P% {性本善:Sex is good. ( Z1 Y1 U* E0 V8 S
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 c' ~+ Q- ~0 c. @习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 q6 F/ A6 W) Y! F! S: o$ Q
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& ?% z* P4 w" G* _* T5 M性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ' w  o1 d# c6 n# p3 A, p
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 j9 ~" o! @0 l3 R1 Q0 Q2 H
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. , @3 \6 l+ S9 a  g8 p
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng " g1 V7 f4 }- ]2 N4 n% D% z1 G+ c
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. * k  \% p1 f9 J9 a
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子不学:If you don't study hard, " E* b2 @5 ?7 \# P$ x% n* X! w
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 X4 u; ~5 Y; m: P
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 {. a, A' P2 b, |4 F1 v有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! y5 @: [' e+ x& v, K教五子 All his five son took it
6 n" l) `4 {0 e/ s6 U2 _' t4 }名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 5 f7 V: \# f# Q# Q! C% }4 S: X

2 e& {( R4 z1 y& s8 u养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ S1 ]5 e! u2 e3 {父之过 It is all your fault. * \% f$ @9 X' R" h$ b: X( m1 w/ e
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, f' t0 v4 L; V8 _师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % t# n0 [- Z% g8 _! Z2 D" l% W
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 0 u: K5 Y; `. ?& |. A
非所宜 but that is a real mistake % O; E& e' I; ?4 S
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : s+ {. O- X9 e1 I, F1 i3 |
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 N# T- q: h* \& G* |( S$ n
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, - z! N* l- @1 J3 e; W
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- H1 r% r; X5 Y' }! @1 h/ |人不学 If you don't learn sex,
) }, t5 t8 @6 N) d不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!& g+ p& c! i/ `3 S
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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