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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 1 q$ w$ D* S  t, ?  h* a) A+ U! H5 S2 e
性本善:Sex is good.
, V# d* ^' l  \! C! ^性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / i7 e" V: }/ O' _. ^3 H1 K
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
6 i- G+ T/ a7 t1 F, N, w苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
( P8 |$ w" Q, z性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 8 I+ s+ R, Z' b3 v
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3 z- I4 |8 C' R# }教之道:The way of learning it
. t: N' |  f& o6 V( d6 U" U贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % V3 _0 L, ^' u
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 9 g: [) J7 }1 Y  E% a' @9 c9 ?
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 7 M4 J0 e# U' B! ^/ Y) a+ I8 t

% ^9 ?1 B, x- }0 U: t; ^/ l. z子不学:If you don't study hard, 2 Z. ], ~) {/ J* f- Y& m
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous : N4 J1 P9 g8 ?' v. B2 y2 ^& v, I
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; ?% }$ ^0 J* h8 `/ b0 r教五子 All his five son took it
  X* r- L" g/ \. z( q5 k名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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+ _3 F; h* w3 ~4 w7 ?养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 1 L2 U4 \; E9 M
父之过 It is all your fault.
( ~! A( W, O$ e% ~' P( t3 i0 R教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   d: H" F5 S# C" _7 s
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 y+ J# n( y/ f  @7 p' P

8 c4 X% h# s+ S子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 w7 y* \/ I, {' O( @8 L& L7 c4 U非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: J& k" k* P% z4 i# _* U7 K/ S" U幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
$ Z# d1 G) p- R  s; P8 V4 z9 M+ |1 Y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 u5 d. U( n5 ]+ h* c# d2 c
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 h; M& Y+ V6 z4 X# L) U) ?1 B) h  M人不学 If you don't learn sex, " s* X+ T# _( J9 V3 V
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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