爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
3 p) g7 U, }/ p" Y性本善：Sex is good.
. G# F5 d, o" R8 m9 @1 i$ I6 ^: u性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ }4 P# _6 |- n+ [习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
" r3 I) C. N; {苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

9 r8 E2 r+ S( }, p昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
/ v$ e0 N* H' t* G) B" w断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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# A9 L8 [; g% V  V; H窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

1 K" N- w+ |7 E. c3 }( \% y' w: p养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- t. U, y, z* g4 Y' U% L父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* B! J# w$ l; j3 k4 v子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 b7 O# F- ^" v! g& Z  G& S非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; o' j: o: j& m% x! P7 m- l不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
2 {" Z3 m+ {2 v1 K& t+ s! u! F% sFaint!!!!!!!!!!!