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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
; i- `+ j& j7 g: K性本善:Sex is good. " f3 E, E% @- m& L
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, [" x. S# _$ @习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
* A4 q# z$ |& \) g苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
. P1 k( p" o: U+ k; r6 U4 k性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
* e; I* T0 X3 F贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 j0 T7 V( ?5 }4 @! \0 V昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ' Y# @9 H) `7 b$ j6 E
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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  b4 R5 o, ~* d$ N, X& J1 G子不学:If you don't study hard, ! B. ?% g3 L5 {- P
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. * D9 T5 W1 Z0 V+ ?+ y  U

4 }4 P, Q( T5 m0 L窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  q- `6 R% T- L# e* ?/ J# L有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% F$ M! M7 y9 C# x' l+ {* ^教五子 All his five son took it 7 |. w; w8 x' _, I8 D6 C
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ! I  L% [& b/ x9 k/ s4 S
父之过 It is all your fault.   A4 d4 V1 K  y1 x8 I' F
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 0 Q. u6 [, H8 I, O8 _7 e! P5 c
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( i+ v& m8 W/ E
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 ?' P7 C8 w: T) s5 j! |5 F
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 Q5 ^  p+ z% h$ I; ]% O
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 m7 ^* V: K; l9 ~; X老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 _" ?& `4 q6 r9 i
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. " k$ s/ @- ?7 r( [5 h+ o- \
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 7 q* j* |) T  ~4 p& [
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
$ _# V$ ]  b" r" f; BFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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