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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
) h( j- `2 [( c8 R5 S. j性本善:Sex is good. 8 }, Y. m0 E1 l& H4 [
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ; u4 Q# D2 }2 T9 V+ H
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
! T0 H& }7 j2 a  U1 ~. c苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
+ U3 p/ v' n8 p9 m9 N, l. p  ^性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; W" F1 F# M" \' a( H

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教之道:The way of learning it # R/ m6 [% u5 C- k8 c3 x: \
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 p# c. n" \* o9 _  k择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 1 T: a+ K2 t" z+ @9 ?8 J

: ]5 s7 h' z. s# k* L+ E: e' N子不学:If you don't study hard,
: |  a9 F7 n! k: s7 ~( _- r0 p断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 A+ o* {/ j. q- J, L有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine & e8 i& [. M  v* O
教五子 All his five son took it " o4 v. [; f. d% V3 A6 T
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ( Y8 z; K) ?9 b; {
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, * P; z% F! o0 L' O
父之过 It is all your fault.
, Q: @" \) m" B( u( Z8 Y8 P2 y; b教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 0 P1 F% }7 y3 B3 L
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 g' b( o  o1 C
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 T  b- A3 H5 ^" Z& c% z- Y/ y! `非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) t- |6 a: _; I9 I! }. P. k& B幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, * z; O0 O! T, O2 ^+ I) b; g* D
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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5 {. g$ N9 m+ L4 u! u$ [% h玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 2 b5 a6 ?/ e2 ]" _# D/ n
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 8 H" z1 i3 Q4 H! U" H. }0 W( W0 Q
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% H0 ?" {: A# \1 H8 g6 }. _不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!; S. X7 v6 t/ r) D5 w: o( |3 H- a
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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