爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 u! z% ]( y+ h/ O% B/ E苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
' i( Y* h  ^; t) I$ R性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
# R, s4 e8 ^' G) B) l1 \" w* L* ]贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ y" Y% ^  H5 I4 |. C/ |择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
9 o: q" e* e* ~: P" u断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  K( |! p1 N" O养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 J$ O, g" A2 V1 }; c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

* S2 u( e; n4 d8 F: h8 j玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! A- i- V- J  L6 G) J$ R4 H* {不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 W- u  i; V' J( v不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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