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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
1 o5 {- m8 g7 ^性本善:Sex is good.
- i* F1 ]# i: V性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 5 o( @) [* R! h
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. # t8 f+ w3 z; R9 k, s
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + D. G8 M+ L" H% D
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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% \! }& K3 w0 U0 @教之道:The way of learning it % J) r4 b% S2 G1 X
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 x, U0 `8 e7 V) P# S
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng " ~( f2 t3 R  t9 h; g- J
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 2 T2 o& E* l/ B
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
9 k  y) G& F9 t. G. _断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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* l! t# C4 d7 `. @窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 n  G  X+ b- I有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; D( h" @: u7 W; l& _8 {教五子 All his five son took it , d/ n% f% @: e. Y2 {) d
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. , l) G' ^, [$ x: E) o2 q

5 M, T* \8 Q# E6 A# _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- _$ y. _6 P' B2 F父之过 It is all your fault. 9 A# p  q, J( ^4 c9 g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! @+ M) D9 ~+ g) X7 l- ]师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 2 {/ [8 z9 P% a: E
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ) q9 f' e( @) Z) u% o3 c; f$ h
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
6 k9 \7 c' }, K3 z/ F4 m老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, " }' ]  k' N; U0 L
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 @1 v: ]( C: |) Z" F+ p人不学 If you don't learn sex, % X5 o. t" Y+ j# G: H% k
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
6 _; Y& [# i# a" [( ~  nFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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