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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 8 y9 F, Y& _/ }
性本善:Sex is good. & E" s0 s4 w* x. x2 h9 d
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
9 x8 `& y1 C$ _$ _: u* b1 ~习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
# q. a5 G) e+ _- O  p! D$ q2 G苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
1 j) a$ s4 W1 s8 [# J2 ]; r性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. $ B7 Q- g; O/ |

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教之道:The way of learning it
( i! e1 S+ B$ ~' C. M- ^# r贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 `; X$ T4 v: H% z( r
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ l' n" u- c1 |0 W择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
; D, ^6 [2 h5 E' y% \断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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) U9 N8 V- }% o, U窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 B! M8 N1 l9 v* E& R6 C5 d0 B有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 Y( e" O3 d( a1 Y9 g
教五子 All his five son took it
6 n- G: H8 d, I% b- |' |名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. " v7 r2 [$ f' `" R
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, $ v4 A; l0 ?# X6 Q
父之过 It is all your fault.
, \$ U; F1 k7 L& R教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 6 w& {" ~7 t) Q& r6 ?. v  E4 d) q" ^
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & t- v. g7 Z/ @, c1 i8 c
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ Y* E9 ]. c/ I$ [/ |( j, S$ l; ]非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 J8 n/ ]  T' m: l7 E幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 L2 N' r  ~4 [7 s0 C# t! d
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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2 U) ?5 f) U" Q* b玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 5 O! d% ~& A4 P& Z
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ N5 u2 ]8 ], z. {* S. i) v0 P7 P人不学 If you don't learn sex, + N% N0 G) T7 Z
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!% g- q6 y2 F0 ]# b# }$ {
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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