爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
% B5 @* V9 E" r" u& M5 ?性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
; ]" U6 z: H/ u- g! u% O! P习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
3 q: I. V: q2 Q2 d7 U, b7 Z/ T* a  {性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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# Z) R. t- A4 ?; y教之道：The way of learning it
6 A/ e) Y/ c2 j: H3 R贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

- O) R0 r! V) B+ J  I9 z3 r6 f昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

8 L) d) }2 d; C/ o: M- X子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% ~6 l( z6 E, h8 a; v有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 Z% [9 }8 }& {. U2 Z; f教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

' {+ ]2 u# a% R, s0 Y4 p: i养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
5 R$ O3 G6 U" a8 J1 X父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ [/ u5 w( c: O6 a6 \+ E师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 h5 o3 _- `# E2 [) D子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 |; m% i4 ?9 q, H$ _幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
' C: ?' v6 G/ U7 N- [7 c" y老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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9 x; u6 f  T- J9 q# [0 H9 t玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
; \6 a- [; t% q# P: C& B) ~; o6 |人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!