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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. * H2 ]: o% p7 ]3 ]
性本善:Sex is good.
: I$ ]7 |( K/ n4 C: X性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
. A+ t! g8 c. l6 N5 ?习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. + a1 k7 y. c% n( I8 [# z
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
$ r0 `) B! z; Q, [性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 ~8 D+ a2 C# N" L1 @
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$ N& A# ~" j; p* O$ V教之道:The way of learning it 4 V# \0 ]: A9 N1 c9 o1 C
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % I5 {* K4 w& N

* }; O) [. }( j6 ~2 t. Z  m昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# l$ T5 B5 `2 l3 c8 K8 G; {择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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- e, a- G0 _" q5 ?4 J子不学:If you don't study hard,
( J/ q6 q# L! V3 p/ i断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous   O+ ]3 S5 Q6 `6 @5 I0 k6 u2 Z
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ! N9 f- ?. z2 l& z
教五子 All his five son took it
3 X( ?' ~  \3 e$ U' }. P/ N名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % ~8 H: @) k/ x: o( g2 j2 m

% a* J6 ?$ {6 m: _3 I养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 z0 D& t; Y: N3 H" Y! O( J父之过 It is all your fault. 6 K1 @4 ]+ N/ I
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. r( S% p3 a: p% F- @2 R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 7 G) G& j6 l# b! D; [! x4 G; S( S
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
2 M* L2 g4 i/ t. |+ `' k  S幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
$ n. L/ k; q) ]7 I# F老何为 you will lose your ability when aged " X: L/ ^) n# K9 M

1 Q; m; s( P) h6 n% x玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 1 S- `1 [* a$ M
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 7 H; O0 n% h# U5 x6 a
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 9 f, T! J6 X0 t. u- m
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
( h% B4 ]- V/ W, m2 fFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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