爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
8 g) p8 x$ R8 i性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
( r6 a" g; w/ D& T, r$ T2 Q; @, D习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ x1 ^* \: [/ |5 V: c3 ^性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
2 P% S4 d+ b% r; f* ^贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

* Q! o6 e7 h* w1 E子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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$ R& J4 x6 M' J! ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 }- o( o. F  v7 t有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% x/ g4 u3 \2 R- D, {, [" D教五子 All his five son took it
( {: D( {; P! _2 @8 o名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 f7 N! O/ f9 P0 A父之过 It is all your fault.
. y# l! ~- W& c. @6 x教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 j: X' b0 ?4 I0 K1 P师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 u$ V. y, a3 g* C) j) o非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ O1 M; P! }6 H2 }: w, s老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& P4 A8 ~( S8 m& b  A人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. y5 x, v1 D5 p0 z! s1 Z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
1 O/ `% O9 P( e; ~# n) oFaint!!!!!!!!!!!