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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 9 @! P) [+ w7 M+ a3 V9 ?
性本善:Sex is good.   j4 \9 _" Y6 @# _. A- y4 d5 ~$ F
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
. N( [6 I% b' E; _; a' V* I8 y习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 @5 e% l: M8 j7 c
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 3 \7 b. T: H0 I
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
1 Q$ y: Y' J. x/ r7 `贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng % [! f! x4 i/ c5 g5 e7 }4 B1 V" Q
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 7 f* R0 U6 x/ R$ L
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 2 Y% Z, |  o9 X
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine : B/ U6 k6 V* T' e
教五子 All his five son took it . D# y2 \# o) d5 c
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ) l$ Q5 f# O! g

. g1 A+ v% [' {  O7 `4 j+ X. {: [3 U养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* S+ J/ I2 T2 M" C! s' P父之过 It is all your fault. 8 [6 `" f/ R. p; W" |& c
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, * I4 `9 m5 b& O  s
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 B' i) t8 L- @2 o! x, y) {1 K
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子不学 You may refuse to study this ; f' A8 `: j4 d9 q4 x' v0 }' x
非所宜 but that is a real mistake " _/ r. O: z5 `, y3 T& {/ X8 O
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: g: M# ^) A, H; G: h8 R6 Z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged / k$ ?. Y9 S  L0 R( ]& O0 }

; O" n: p. E9 I& N( G& C玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 8 ^1 R  E' K/ Y4 r0 I* X# V9 `
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 c% H7 ]- s; C$ p9 v5 m, v人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% z8 A1 v! J$ i* R/ f+ H  R不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
6 ?8 m; {- t( C2 M% W+ ?8 y  TFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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