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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ) d  D% L7 G9 y$ t- I
性本善:Sex is good.
1 \! |) v3 f- U) d% i性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. . [7 i- ~& M' [* m  u( o6 n0 ]3 _
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. - E  u. \4 P; F( b9 {5 A* a. I
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 0 B- E. X, A9 }- N8 j$ C
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. % F! M) K; O( X' @% L! S9 Q/ E4 I

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教之道:The way of learning it & b, |& N4 |. ]# n4 m' [
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 K/ y: \7 {- N- I. x6 c7 O择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
# u3 Q; L& t* G2 |6 [断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; |$ P5 E3 F/ \- Z

5 ~4 f3 g7 ~+ I6 i  v窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, t9 s; j$ p; ?/ I有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% Y% c7 X' g" g1 X3 q教五子 All his five son took it * H" D/ Y, y; N; d4 b8 R% Z* u
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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1 p. n+ [' g. l养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
: H- o* [- _5 c# M  R父之过 It is all your fault.
1 D0 E3 s/ h0 q7 P) ~/ Z$ E教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
1 o4 C% D! ^0 B( F/ J7 }  Z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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  Q* c6 |; ~6 N7 `8 U) |  k子不学 You may refuse to study this
. i& H. `0 Y; n# \+ W7 |: ]非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 F+ M# j8 x1 F' p* {& }幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 y4 \7 w) d& M/ t; n% a' K- C' ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged % c' e& w& S& y$ }

: h- X! c9 h0 d; x6 w/ K玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 6 `( t* U, E. x! Q
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. % Z. r  g) S% s$ H) O! B! e  z
人不学 If you don't learn sex, : T/ a* ~0 d5 r% h0 n: ^
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!; ]0 n- e7 f; v0 r" a) V6 g' O
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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