爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
& j7 m4 f& g5 ?1 ~, f! Q9 i  p性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
6 c9 f8 u4 }; {3 o! J8 s% P2 t习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
* O) @' S3 b2 |' `0 {) g9 J! X# M: N贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

7 u' \( E# L* ?! l( k% j昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! |5 _+ B9 H$ T4 L择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

8 A, V1 b" P& S; c子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

+ }' D7 _) P; Q+ W' |1 a7 B窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' d; C7 p" j" N1 u, ?9 H/ R) ?教五子 All his five son took it
  T) _  u4 G1 f+ m3 p+ z名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

5 U$ h5 B. H  j+ Q- b  ]养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 F: d6 T+ S% r( ?# g# h: o父之过 It is all your fault.
7 D6 I4 l7 J- y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, S& X/ C( e+ A4 z7 z. n; P: Q师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 a2 v' r' u, o0 L老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
# L, @( W8 i0 c8 D% ^& C不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!