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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. + b! Z6 V, I. K. s, p5 m) N
性本善:Sex is good. " d9 k2 r$ p$ c% I/ ?& ~% }7 K8 y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.   J! I  R4 Q( x
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
, r$ M1 k' H& C& t$ x0 W/ B苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. % u' E! ], @2 s% t$ e. u
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. # |8 U2 g* i; j  i5 c9 S

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教之道:The way of learning it : e- ^: a1 h1 ^+ c+ z4 T
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 o$ e5 v$ |" `

9 c: _/ L9 Y5 h  ?4 D昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
( I2 t7 U* U% k1 l. Z5 R1 N择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ j. R% c4 `1 W- e# C2 M! ]子不学:If you don't study hard, * M2 ?/ f0 d$ {# U2 {: M3 u/ G9 W
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ( M& Y0 [5 L7 L! C- q9 j+ E/ G
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * D; Y: |% t& V* V" N" s8 z
教五子 All his five son took it
9 q' e1 E6 {' T8 W3 W名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! x2 R* f9 i* j' s* m# _1 f8 ^/ N养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, _' _& f$ o$ S# v% g父之过 It is all your fault. 9 F/ z# L+ b  E' H1 u
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ! I0 W" g2 }& Q- h$ f
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
, J- D( b9 z+ B8 D# O3 K非所宜 but that is a real mistake ! l% o. x4 f; u
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# ~2 u2 J& j1 W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ K4 S! n  M* b: b; x) f
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, , I7 O6 b: w- W  v' _
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ R0 R  L# z" L, Q2 E2 h3 V; {- c  U人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 U- ~- @' d7 u. `1 X' I9 ~不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
5 `0 _1 F' F/ _; j  ]Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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