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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
! p) N, q5 q) q' h' n性本善:Sex is good.
; L, g; B9 M# V( B性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
) V. L/ ~) V& o) {; C习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ f8 {! E" N5 \2 v苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. ( u5 h" ?4 P% g3 L, D* @8 m. \' y
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 |1 Q: b0 J1 G9 R
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4 R. B2 }0 o, O/ J# k# c8 \教之道:The way of learning it 5 b  a  k* s( Q6 P. R- i
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ) V( }1 j3 o: j' j4 j* c

/ a  n6 A/ u& `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 y8 T+ [: N7 l/ ?择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. * R$ J/ H4 W" {
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子不学:If you don't study hard, / X" S0 q! |5 ?( c6 q
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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. _0 H/ a9 }; O( I9 X% W5 o$ x窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 k$ Y+ I( a7 A; v
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 m# ?$ I. q' e- b教五子 All his five son took it
( u# l# ?% |' ]! {) Q名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 5 H+ |* w; w. ^) j
父之过 It is all your fault. ; p  r, j7 \4 E. B/ l
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   J5 T' R+ z9 f7 z* Z3 C7 @0 D
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " h/ G+ U# H& E- O, r/ n

/ m4 J9 S6 F" `' i; A! L6 K子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 W4 e1 I% X7 w) {/ I2 \" W& a非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) U0 C& H( @" h8 O& g2 w- W6 e* C幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
8 n+ W+ ?% m$ C# j, h老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 9 K6 f1 j( L5 o: |

4 J' c' [: ^. e" q; O玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 1 T( \: b% h7 k
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
, k3 i, a, `( n) E* j, s! O3 j人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 F" g+ m& d" K' T1 ?3 _1 b0 R
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 l  I. R9 v+ P2 d" r5 Z' G( ~
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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