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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. $ @' L6 H8 z- e2 C4 j7 p( n
性本善:Sex is good. & g* \+ ?" U" B' _6 A' m: H
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. # x0 h- q5 K3 ~+ A
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' u2 |$ x! P" [  ?; O
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
6 e% |+ P/ p' O2 {8 x7 ^性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ; G' R7 k- u2 l8 j5 Q

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- [+ F# T- b. i6 o. v' Q. [! _教之道:The way of learning it 7 J/ Z' X1 b- s7 C/ r6 K2 t
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % R; A( r/ a9 I% r3 T; K( r
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng + l$ r% J5 m: ]- H$ ~" f" S6 f
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
" @3 o3 D6 p' W  H6 V断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. " r9 b# w/ d, T# \6 ?0 T& B
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous , M  r) {- Z' Q; L* i
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; n! t& L6 A% x& U5 L' {+ o教五子 All his five son took it
& P* C  V# ~- H7 Y名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. . [% j$ B. H, x4 k/ Z+ P# j
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,   b4 a' v- L( Y
父之过 It is all your fault.
0 C& `* r, K- X教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, $ B4 B+ L9 i6 D5 }! j2 P: g2 h8 A( i
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # F5 I3 e# h1 F$ {

0 V$ f3 T0 S/ j, V) U子不学 You may refuse to study this 8 a) j2 F( p( \  ~. ^/ l" K
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 r5 B# I# b, y* k! x幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 W  i5 h8 J/ r/ x
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ a1 e; V4 [1 p. b) a& g
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* [5 F: l  L3 L; q) c不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 7 [5 m2 o& ^/ b5 T
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ) G' J7 [: W8 ?9 p* Q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!7 s! @; a! k' G- W0 O; d
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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