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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
2 x* c7 f9 l0 f3 i& \性本善:Sex is good. ' L6 `8 |; h, `* I. \! ~  [+ P
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
7 ~) Y! |9 I, h6 q) O( H  W5 U习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) a7 ]  t7 N! h苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
) j. Z8 {" m4 K, C性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 e2 `* ^$ I* n$ L8 S
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教之道:The way of learning it
/ s1 N# p4 i/ t$ g% T$ P贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% C# e: p7 o% m$ c6 p7 |; \; e昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 i6 o; O0 l- q择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ E: V1 L' l) M子不学:If you don't study hard,
' z& R) l- @1 Q: P" }断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  d( D" X6 e( c+ L$ X3 u窦燕山 Dou, the Famous " o1 q" M7 H" o! g7 g- t
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' a0 J  F7 `6 n9 b2 ^( @教五子 All his five son took it $ \" [( y) U% q
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. + f/ M- L( r, `" J! p
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 x+ v( ~+ p1 }4 N父之过 It is all your fault.
; R% o0 P" W) y# O0 ?/ X教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
2 O! f# V6 b- y  E师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # p" D9 `* s  X* q! S; Z8 O
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
+ j% ?2 F) K  ^; m非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' _& ^" B* Y2 Q! s- }幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 R" _3 u; I1 s! Y0 B: w3 t
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 p0 P! `" t! _5 ]6 `0 h: f5 h  H
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 T* C) b# r2 M+ w; @$ [9 p
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
# ]' S5 x+ A. y0 H) b人不学 If you don't learn sex,   `! H8 ~) h2 `/ g. M" W
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!$ ]) H" D2 b' g( M
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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