爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
' n, r$ E/ g4 J3 n( ?性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
1 G4 n( U3 V  Y: a$ G, |* N苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

2 Q+ B# D7 R8 v  `5 }昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 }- C" {: g  l& l* @$ Q% C  Q择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

2 s9 e6 K+ s/ Q9 Y0 E子不学：If you don't study hard,
! @% d5 L, G+ {' K) b3 Y( N# n断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
( s# ~4 [8 f- p* i名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
  A) U* L5 J/ {- @+ m! e教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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, Q# S! T) Q3 e9 O0 \% t) c子不学 You may refuse to study this
* j' F; u4 P3 |1 t7 B非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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0 [5 f* J6 e$ ?; U玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 ]# r8 N9 G* c5 P- S人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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