爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
  d4 s4 p- J) Q/ v性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 F% G+ }) G2 l! a苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
/ x* ]. R0 H$ w) C1 ?; |' z性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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) P9 F* {9 F& h8 I7 T教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' c  X2 \0 ]& w: t  f1 G, U+ i+ R择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& B' h4 }0 C* n  A! h. z+ z子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- Q! Z2 ]4 e1 I. ]6 Q教五子 All his five son took it
  k+ G# t+ B, `3 q" w名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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$ y" x6 S" k# ]1 I9 V养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- h3 A% w- Z8 l$ S" I# `师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ a1 d) G. I, P5 o3 v非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& x7 D/ }" D; y: x2 O, o9 ?) d& Z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

4 n5 d2 ~$ m4 _9 k" l; Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) c8 \  u3 Q/ S& D不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 U1 s+ w: X/ C6 z$ M) O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 f% m# p9 C8 W! M5 ?不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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