爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
1 S, t, L& G$ P& u" [性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
2 {2 x( N; i& @. M% n/ y. X/ [习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
& b1 z4 }4 S) m9 c苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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9 X; Z# Z3 @" w5 ]教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

$ x2 n) `" C, s% |, `+ Z昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 D' k- ^- R. b子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% u) K% u; c$ I& v# R" w) A教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
3 }$ r/ R! {+ E% d2 z7 K父之过 It is all your fault.
% A6 E2 U; H- Z) K7 t3 |教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

$ \* s' v% I- i子不学 You may refuse to study this
) i4 w  @2 R$ x& [. V9 R" k非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 T8 a: `# j7 E+ G! }+ w幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# O# ?- S* t4 ]5 d+ @" q0 w+ ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
1 R5 G. {9 e5 T3 M人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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