爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
1 z) B; B0 G" R- q5 p) I性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
) N, J6 P8 t+ A  G习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ N, |4 O$ b' ?  w3 ~# ?7 U0 q8 t性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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! Y/ v1 f" j6 b8 I" @" S( V9 ~0 P教之道：The way of learning it
( N4 X9 D: I1 G2 A  g贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
$ L& }3 |0 @5 e择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

, f- {/ L% @: c" g1 \+ Y子不学：If you don't study hard,
9 W' E0 A2 w* x4 _4 k5 }0 `. z断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

9 r/ E8 a6 e; b$ s窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! e+ I1 V: p5 d6 F: i; f有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 T9 N$ R; \/ ]6 S8 m) ?教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

/ m' s0 N+ r& H0 h9 E养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, V0 P6 X$ |* h! m, p$ E, f4 g师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
( `0 |( w( d7 x& a8 r  d4 v非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 B: z+ p5 r. f, K7 O2 z8 }幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

7 S+ p' \/ W" v# u' f7 {玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
" ?+ o% @' [% [- |( M6 g2 S不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!