爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
( \! j) I! a2 W( q性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
( W. d3 M/ V0 W( E: }习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
" ~$ Y& e, G* w. @- c4 q性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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8 c4 F3 Q) I- e. c1 _1 H% k0 y教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

& w# d8 ?  ^/ G& b+ t0 u昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) y% V# t$ K- D择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! J/ I' G+ l8 r+ p养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
9 f/ u+ c6 C* a/ a' M, e/ |教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 J. |$ K9 }& m6 u1 k& I师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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+ n- E; X) `: D: N: j# Y( `玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& K4 a) j# \# O人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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