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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
) v6 M& ?8 D, r* g性本善:Sex is good.
5 i# F% a! O% R# @& X8 V; K/ _性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
2 C2 Q) p; e& v* ?3 e习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / l3 _4 l# N& N+ ?% X5 B
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
; S0 x2 ^" Z+ @- @5 h& U/ V性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
% y: x7 l* M$ U7 L% F3 ^贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 7 y( J  K5 }7 `& E
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ( I) P: @7 `! h# Q1 I/ T. k
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
" J" h  S+ G: L断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - W; Q8 x# S2 [! l
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ) H9 u8 p) E4 @2 M( {8 U8 H3 x
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
' n9 a- B0 E1 l5 l教五子 All his five son took it
$ @  u+ o" U/ G4 c7 o2 P: G名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" l' W( J; C8 R' U+ e1 D养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, & G0 T, k3 L/ U7 ?; L0 Z8 j
父之过 It is all your fault.
! f+ P& ?# S. M( d! [1 R5 z- y7 ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
, A6 q7 ]) p& u9 ^4 ?师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! S/ d% F2 \" A& G4 K子不学 You may refuse to study this
" P9 ~  r3 X& e" ^非所宜 but that is a real mistake % H- ]# z3 y  N9 X3 F& P! O7 n
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  w2 O8 n1 [( l: P# g1 }: A老何为 you will lose your ability when aged # P* |; u% T! ~4 n2 C

! E4 \. c! d9 P玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 |, q' G: N- i! U+ P不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ! b: E" }6 o: j$ O! j
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* ^+ t& c( b' d: {+ B9 A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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