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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. # S; w1 @8 B# I! ?1 h. t
性本善:Sex is good. - Q9 {; h! P3 a- D! v
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
- D! K- x0 g% s- _' N习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( o; L- R4 a# U+ r6 H  e9 ^
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.   B, ~/ I' n7 o" R- O5 l
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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+ n) U9 }/ P4 j  m教之道:The way of learning it
7 {$ b, I9 G: y3 S$ h贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ D9 C5 }% K8 E8 }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 ?7 B+ t0 p: _择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
, A1 C: Z' {& b, `断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # ], o4 Z1 I& ]! I

' h/ U. F, U, y  \2 n4 n! o窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # N. _1 [$ O- o6 A. {
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine $ g" j2 P2 Z" Q
教五子 All his five son took it
3 x# m! p4 `! U9 B2 Z0 [名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 D2 C/ I( }: ?0 \. E. o- z0 S养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' {- h$ Q2 O1 C( x; Q0 c. M" K父之过 It is all your fault. ( B# d0 `. B) l/ x
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( V7 S7 k5 F5 B师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 2 k5 i( t, h8 e* s: T; o5 ^( \& n
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ' d, h* M! i5 G, K
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: `2 r" O! z8 T, O. t5 }* O( o老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ ~1 w: ]( d2 r  ~" c6 w5 T

8 a0 ], n0 d8 U- }8 X: G玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
! h! F* Q% S/ k( |- t  h& j不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * `0 _) K2 j$ `" V9 K$ H
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( e! c# X# f, Q0 ^不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 B- X; y/ j0 ~, ?. mFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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