爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
, e3 ^* v5 x4 y- x* d6 ~性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ [8 C% A3 R. W8 B4 _* x性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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% f1 I. x9 c* N: l6 l/ s教之道：The way of learning it
6 }* ^3 J" S( m- B- i% S3 G! ^贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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0 Y& ]5 E  f) G5 b/ d! ?! g窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ j3 g; f4 p7 O; U) Z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

$ B3 [1 U' V+ f/ ^1 d0 K子不学 You may refuse to study this
7 Z# x/ t* F9 r7 `$ j% A2 c非所宜 but that is a real mistake
2 e8 I# ]+ ]$ R幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

9 q2 ?& N4 U: h) q8 R: R8 o% x玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# V+ k! ^' [3 a5 J3 Y不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 @+ `) B; }2 V+ d0 ~  A. y不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!