爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
2 q6 i6 p5 I" ^* ?性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
$ l% L9 X; g- X0 j6 I性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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& \7 F, }7 R) V- V1 N! f" Z, n昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

  [  M% Z0 ^3 W% K: W窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
& w6 d6 i2 D8 v* h8 W& w$ M' H+ p名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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2 a8 t& [2 ?7 t  L0 z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; \0 X" p2 G' w/ e/ `( H, D3 a! e师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 i! b0 q! n6 Q/ N子不学 You may refuse to study this
- D* t8 a* p+ ~, ], i# \; x非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' a* q$ U6 F  }! \幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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4 b) p4 b$ h1 Z" C9 R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
/ {6 t3 v) n. c# r+ b9 q8 z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
7 v& k: S7 B  Z# V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
" X! i& T( ^& ~/ _# r. EFaint!!!!!!!!!!!