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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
, t4 n: M2 b* h6 S6 u8 O! ]" `性本善:Sex is good.
; X4 ?. j/ G$ j$ B9 A" r性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ) N2 D. k0 }2 N! A+ F6 g
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 V: e- F( u+ ~( i5 i# T苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
; e" Y% z: Y  `8 {) ?  l5 p性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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$ o/ y" o$ N' n( a- h* R* o教之道:The way of learning it
$ \  w# F3 i) O$ x0 f8 M$ g7 b贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ; o! i# k4 b) p/ o0 t2 G4 }/ z
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ' u+ Y( S2 @& h$ C# Y
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) w7 v. Q, M5 K5 E
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 2 g' l) `3 Q' Z2 d! Q& V. {1 Y' U. C8 F8 d
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 w4 G4 m6 o$ A" z: f3 `$ t6 g
教五子 All his five son took it , K6 u- L0 V4 S% \+ g: m
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. " \' Q& p/ Z: A
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 7 |+ c" N/ B& O1 Y) T4 k8 w
父之过 It is all your fault.
0 s) q1 U1 I9 v/ f- `% [教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, & s8 K9 H' F7 o2 X
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * N5 f3 r! S( c; p( m% D
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
  S( y) H$ U% a. \* F  D0 P8 x9 G非所宜 but that is a real mistake 4 d% P+ q9 a$ r0 d! z. ?
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, - `% I. ~4 x6 S, N/ b
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 4 S9 R6 E: W- G$ I
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, $ R# g+ D" B& O7 e
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 W/ i) {6 b% S2 U" J/ r1 ]( |" N+ W人不学 If you don't learn sex, # m9 i* o1 [  h& U2 j6 A  B( Y# R
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
# b$ }9 u- L9 z4 LFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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