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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. - \% c4 ~, ?7 A! k8 m
性本善:Sex is good.
2 q6 i6 p5 I" ^* ?性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. / N2 G' b3 @8 S  J
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. . `- j! W. w9 K
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
$ l% L9 X; g- X0 j6 I性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it / }9 y6 c( a  a* P
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& \7 F, }7 R) V- V1 N! f" Z, n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ! r2 n% g, L  ?& v7 _
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 6 Z& [3 }# E/ b" c6 D% @
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 J. j  D# N8 {5 P1 B

  [  M% Z0 ^3 W% K: W窦燕山 Dou, the Famous . ~9 t6 V! Q, Z
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 \! @2 K* C7 O& r" G, u
教五子 All his five son took it
& w6 d6 i2 D8 v* h8 W& w$ M' H+ p名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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2 a8 t& [2 ?7 t  L0 z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, " e7 m: J7 i5 m8 r& j
父之过 It is all your fault. 1 L. h1 r% }+ o" c
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; \0 X" p2 G' w/ e/ `( H, D3 a! e师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 i! b0 q! n6 Q/ N子不学 You may refuse to study this
- D* t8 a* p+ ~, ], i# \; x非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' a* q$ U6 F  }! \幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, - Z8 Q* C$ g+ G& F8 b
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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4 b) p4 b$ h1 Z" C9 R玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
/ {6 t3 v) n. c# r+ b9 q8 z不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 5 ~! }0 c$ C4 [3 s; z
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
7 v& k: S7 B  Z# V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
" X! i& T( ^& ~/ _# r. EFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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