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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
1 S' Y6 y2 H: Q性本善:Sex is good.
& w6 r/ D7 z$ d* `2 b. u* \7 K性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
3 p% I  v4 w4 `; |! z) g习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 i5 z3 Z& w7 j# S
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 3 l% i/ V( V8 C/ l7 x! N' I: T
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
- S5 B8 z& X1 P* T贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, j" h7 l( b4 x5 O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% T# j6 {! h0 _4 N择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 6 j2 E: B, v% u# E# m- V$ a
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子不学:If you don't study hard, & P0 {5 l8 x/ t% G
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 P. Q* ]4 o3 {
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous # U! g& v8 q- y
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ) G0 l! S% S, E
教五子 All his five son took it ( b+ W$ m/ H7 l; n) z. i* T6 i  O7 C
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  ]4 \& d: o' |) }8 I. U* c  J父之过 It is all your fault. . y& h$ Y' t. k5 g* [; W- W5 h( x
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   j5 ?$ \' O5 l
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + J' q; S9 V& ~8 r8 V6 M

  X7 G4 ?1 u+ F% T2 j子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 H. F6 b2 ~' T! _% M
非所宜 but that is a real mistake # @4 ]/ x9 w' C$ w; H" P, n& o, Q
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
! ^( S3 `- v9 ]& x老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 2 A2 l6 d# P* B' O; K

% V: M; R- g4 T8 a4 c玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 Q9 n6 m5 q) a" U) X- W3 P' z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 @& j8 b6 O5 _0 ?$ T0 [  X6 X9 p人不学 If you don't learn sex,
6 s0 E) |* N1 E! `# P& |& @不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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