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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. + i& e, j* G( n5 |. [
性本善:Sex is good.
9 a$ }. o6 `( E+ `性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. , \. W' o- H5 W6 s
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
  G0 |) z2 s, f& a; P7 u/ L: H苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& p+ W( z. [9 `5 f. h6 G' g性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. + a' ?5 {% e4 K7 [
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1 N- f% ~" R  C+ D1 E, l; ~) P教之道:The way of learning it
- q5 ^- \3 [" K5 m贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
1 i( G3 j/ F- w2 p择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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% l6 @' a: l5 J3 O4 G子不学:If you don't study hard,
) T7 x% L: z! L5 s7 Q8 e; V断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 Y3 o+ x" i' ^+ B9 U窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 0 r6 y) L. f) [9 U7 K
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine - ]3 o, \; ~$ U* n" `! t8 M
教五子 All his five son took it
9 D/ z: e' t4 n" V& K名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ( L, Z6 C4 U& p9 q
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, . W0 v8 `0 w/ q0 L  q( L! ]: E
父之过 It is all your fault.
- Q5 I. V9 F- `教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 q' k; u8 U" h. j" R. p4 l8 G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + x) J$ J- i" F4 w# Z( U

8 H: ]' G% L6 @9 K& |子不学 You may refuse to study this $ a: P/ y% `2 o& U
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
8 h1 \( L. h5 p$ N0 a- e幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 _) C$ N9 r& ^2 H2 Z2 p老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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& A+ z6 Z1 a8 t4 U( |0 v玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ' z) ^/ ^: I7 J+ P8 d) W
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 V* c' m$ o5 C  c# l8 ^) j人不学 If you don't learn sex, & n6 }8 h* u# }1 ?1 z1 X
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!9 V* ?$ @" Y9 \# K* ~: x0 @, G0 G% J) r
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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