爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
9 E7 ?- d8 d9 t7 g+ k$ Q5 q9 r0 O性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
( d  E3 L) z) a( e性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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: I" ^/ x* A5 E昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 d% g* d6 B; z7 @  u$ z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 F) @: U7 V1 t$ ]6 Z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

6 S% J7 Q% C  W养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
" f! T9 |$ v# S; Y: K! o教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 R5 x/ H& C. _( l0 z0 X1 P3 T4 @% K师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

5 J( S8 ]# N  \子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# A; p* V6 Y2 g, w2 U0 h. X不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
% C9 k/ ~  g7 i; g$ W3 L人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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