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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. % d' g+ ^+ w  w) x8 w
性本善:Sex is good. 4 |) ]) c: \1 K( i1 c
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 q; r" S8 _& o& G1 J
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 P* J% i% c- j7 y" t3 }
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 A1 m8 w5 X. W9 B/ d3 r性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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+ X; `! Z- Y) C7 A( g5 @教之道:The way of learning it 7 ]. V; ]6 s0 M% d
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. , k9 W/ s5 I+ f! o

# G+ M, f  A7 W& Q9 H6 @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng # m* J! u! y/ {* {% A
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; W. }2 u, p2 X1 w9 F

7 \+ W5 y6 {! t$ |' d0 b% A/ N子不学:If you don't study hard,
& s, @: w  D) Y% m8 d断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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8 l# e4 I- Z+ W( ~+ U窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  H6 i0 U/ t( s有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ' t$ d5 g' D; a' \( X
教五子 All his five son took it
' b, _1 A. f& B3 j$ d  x5 u9 d名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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- @. A: u, f' J9 x6 ]养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 s" }& R0 k) \# f4 l2 L0 Q父之过 It is all your fault. 9 D4 j2 I$ v( f
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 \8 [2 g4 }2 e师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
, G& h/ e6 X- L1 `' w% k非所宜 but that is a real mistake 1 J9 f4 m& h1 c  f; @3 H- g$ C. l2 K
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ U0 @% r" m/ o9 C, |老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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. A* ^  x9 a9 J9 c$ ~" Y- l玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, ' T. l( U- c: ?( a9 \! h$ k
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. & v8 A. v8 |$ N, K2 t
人不学 If you don't learn sex, 9 ]. m* [: X2 F# Y! P3 ?
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!! [& Q8 L+ M+ S+ L, I% f/ T
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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