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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
8 t+ H9 G- R+ B* Q性本善:Sex is good. ! P3 l( h! o' t; H: F# F4 \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 7 [% g3 _+ ]- m4 G( y; l0 f
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
- t& z8 u5 y  r; S( f7 f( b7 b# z6 L苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
' d% X: x- _* f0 [# x5 y性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. , T* [5 L* L# T, M
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$ ^1 g0 k7 E1 W  ]教之道:The way of learning it . D8 _" L# k# i
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. , N% z5 r- w0 d+ s3 [  [

, W6 I3 a( l6 K# M- G昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng . @$ {9 t: A, u6 y- b  ?# d
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. $ O4 x) C" E; l6 |) y
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
; a  o% ^2 }. R3 m7 e6 A0 {断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. - I4 C  q$ O0 g+ i0 I
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ c& q# Q8 V2 |3 [% o有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
/ X7 L+ l/ O! e" S教五子 All his five son took it
  y) o4 \7 X# v/ h# a名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 7 z" n* ~0 B% X
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, / I" u. w5 P& I2 v
父之过 It is all your fault.
8 P# k$ N0 e9 e) w7 @1 N/ |2 x教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& {2 m" [* h2 M- N! w$ Y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 7 c4 s  H0 `3 S( P) @: f% l
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子不学 You may refuse to study this , ?4 y' a4 n0 N; X$ z/ ^
非所宜 but that is a real mistake # m- S: L- w0 f# [$ T/ F, R: ~  m
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, : m5 y5 v2 p; M; f
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 o! U/ y! _" l% S$ V( r- B8 A$ I不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: [9 z' y7 i' o0 ?人不学 If you don't learn sex, ! L: N6 v1 i( c. J+ V
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!  N7 i# A2 m, C, X3 v2 A& Q
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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