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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. / ^3 z+ C( |0 {. k3 k0 g( r- Q
性本善:Sex is good. 9 B1 ^" X  T( H3 P' `7 W  \: g  P4 p8 p
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
& S  J! j# U8 U, f习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ C  c: Z8 }+ P0 Q  z: D苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 9 a+ T/ d( p& U2 w& S1 z
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 5 R9 k1 j" A' J# H
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4 ?" w( p9 o/ ^4 e4 h1 s教之道:The way of learning it
! K3 O- X4 c9 S: s$ G  {* M贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 L1 M# @4 t0 E" D3 I& Z择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
% H7 E: |2 v) u  ?6 e2 p& }$ \) Z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous , ?/ |( y6 h& H( V% P
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ( N" l' V7 B. @! {/ p
教五子 All his five son took it , i* b2 v  e, r1 A; \
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# e/ r4 N% k: l( z, X8 Y9 t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
4 c- g8 N* E( }8 L父之过 It is all your fault. ' e  E& i$ H+ k8 M
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
- D: v/ H) n4 ]' C8 M1 u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- o/ ^6 T' ?' ?& L子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 d, z% ]) I" J7 s非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- H* I2 }$ j) I幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 8 P/ d5 T5 M9 \
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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& w& X9 c* f7 q玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' q% E5 l/ g: n! P' z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
8 l) V% G  ]: N6 N人不学 If you don't learn sex, % x4 u! Q# p+ r) B4 B, ]! @
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!, }' n% t1 R' K( K. A  I2 u0 I& i: a9 L
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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