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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 2 b# C) l: r  g9 Z: O, s/ b0 l, L
性本善:Sex is good.
- U& L2 ~/ Z1 U' _1 R" t6 W性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 0 K$ N5 i" G, \% I) I& y
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. - l* z' P6 O8 Q- L: S
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
1 R0 t6 f9 o! E; p7 C; Z$ [7 I- x性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
) {- @; G& I: D% |1 N贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ p9 H3 A  R/ |* N) h昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng ; U0 t. ^1 F. D, S& h
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 9 O. A( b' d, k/ s
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, T( b8 |( U4 N4 {1 C! Z" H有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
. B0 g/ T, U: A) _$ ]教五子 All his five son took it
* i0 P( ~% j0 s+ r- R5 _7 t, n. W名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. ' D) |% T, t) T  o  A

9 @1 P5 m& b# g& s, F& `0 G* ?养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
6 ]) ~" n8 [- D# z- d父之过 It is all your fault. 8 g8 ?( o) P+ \+ Q0 M- V
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# F0 m- w* z& B2 \* c师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . b) ?. U; |- H; r0 I
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子不学 You may refuse to study this , `8 E2 w; H4 t& m5 G  ~8 d! w. v; ~
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ V! q' U" K# w1 c幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ' O, T  F7 P1 ^; Z5 U$ B5 i( E8 Q
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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, [7 `3 x; E! N- q: A玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 A  H' x1 M7 J9 d不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ f" x4 Y$ ^0 r# K# S$ N2 s" J人不学 If you don't learn sex, ! u: [7 }4 _9 Y" G( F. q+ t( C) m
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!6 V3 L3 r, {/ O# }, t
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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