爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
7 D. K$ B" h6 q' u8 h  M5 }# I性本善：Sex is good.
! }) a4 Z$ X( Z+ i6 Z; c性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
* w  ?/ X+ ^: o9 S9 S习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
, k$ L5 p, r" p9 ^$ q7 q) q9 Q; o" S性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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6 e6 ^: v3 Z% k; e, A$ h3 M9 X# ^教之道：The way of learning it
1 h  [! M: U. P  \贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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% {, I  \0 v/ G% L昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
  P- @# T! w* m( @/ F择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) Q' U$ M: `# p子不学：If you don't study hard,
: U* n. V* @4 ~3 N0 S7 h6 G  }( y7 P断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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5 }; m" n) p( q; \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 B  [* V) W6 T  h9 p9 |. Q; R8 T有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
3 S2 w: d, k4 _) O, Q0 {5 {( U2 I教五子 All his five son took it
5 l" a( x. }2 B3 E' D; c) G2 P0 n# }5 `+ C名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) ]5 M0 H* J% l( K6 e$ ]8 w5 J/ g父之过 It is all your fault.
8 N( u8 d" a- ]教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

2 A4 O6 l, y, o子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
5 J7 w( u' W) ]; [7 w  f6 T不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
# |6 |5 |5 Z1 x4 }2 gFaint!!!!!!!!!!!