爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
1 A: J! _/ Y. Y6 A) S6 E! {性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
4 c" W' A# p8 E' n: v7 @+ X5 Y习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ f6 N) u$ o9 e% v; M苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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1 Z' R( k1 q- H1 f, P1 H% b; M教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

2 u. H) a. a9 D  {昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 j0 ^; n' N. J2 g% l( W7 P1 b择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
; C$ G! D3 }) o; G9 I( N8 s* Q( x断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

+ i9 h; v9 \' [0 v# ^/ y& Y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 q, {, U! U, ?3 J" s有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 E2 Y% S0 j+ e  q" o教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
, T+ \- D- `3 p# I  l: B6 ?父之过 It is all your fault.
( O: N, c' Y7 G教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
5 v+ H* s+ Q8 G; l- B! z3 }非所宜 but that is a real mistake
( Z8 f- _( n6 \% p幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
: H5 B" I9 x$ }' V$ U老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" l" V- B' ], D. r4 _, X* Z玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
  D0 s  K1 t3 r0 [: l7 T不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: ^/ L& B# L3 S" s/ A$ Q8 b4 R7 B- c人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!