爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
0 U( I8 h3 R" v- w性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
$ L- C( `" a. A9 n) o" K' |$ @$ V习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
( m: P$ X9 ?3 r  [' [苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

0 ~. m9 u# n7 R7 W/ l昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
' n$ Y4 d- @* A6 u择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

+ c  ~) W4 ~+ S8 H6 n子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

6 _; W3 C+ `5 ]& I( P窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
) u+ Q( ~, n# Z: v2 W有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 r3 a# U7 j7 @1 S8 s5 y教五子 All his five son took it
/ x- I: x3 V5 \名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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4 y2 S/ d' z  {* d* _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
; I' t2 |' I) e! s5 s教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# f: d! ^. O' ]师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* n& d. I# E! o  M2 U3 q3 R* B# d子不学 You may refuse to study this
/ _  L$ h! I/ `+ f5 {& A- J非所宜 but that is a real mistake
' s. P7 G  s1 b: r7 p& z: M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 w2 Q5 n- A8 `5 w老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
1 X8 b) O3 h( w' o不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!