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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
% @( U( A" {7 v9 m7 ]; y) N1 V: I性本善:Sex is good. $ T5 j& L8 [+ h* L  w1 f9 t
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
  ^$ M# [: ^( U1 Q! X. t9 x% G; \8 ?2 e习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; x7 \. `6 G, l* r5 c/ U' s
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
5 t' k- N6 P1 ]+ B性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. " {  |/ s+ a5 Z6 U  g" q

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教之道:The way of learning it
0 W" A% V: x/ y/ C2 M# B贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" S* z2 i4 n( {2 N8 ?- K择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 \" o5 [/ y! R1 a子不学:If you don't study hard,
! E# i/ a4 E( B断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 A& c5 m) n1 s3 t
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" t, V% T' U, J9 L2 w5 ?有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 H$ U/ S0 F8 L- y# N* q7 V" D' d6 }
教五子 All his five son took it
$ |# ?" P' E) v% r" F名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. % J. O& Z# m" x; T) t, e7 }

5 m9 ~' i  p" S( A养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, . r* X! E" b# c4 ~% j
父之过 It is all your fault.
+ j7 J$ A1 w+ I( l# j8 \: `教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
0 M# x6 R0 S, g% _, s- G) x师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this + |' O1 \. j  w" ^
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
% l3 O: _) r- O; }! N幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" ^% g5 m1 u+ v4 \老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ F" T6 Y( D- V7 @$ A& t. W
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 3 V9 `6 q7 \" Z6 ~7 F
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. # ?' A0 b  z; z7 R2 ^9 w2 c
人不学 If you don't learn sex, + x. q! n4 ?0 c5 X, I
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
& ~. W# D3 P+ ^6 H& c! e  yFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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