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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
7 |1 l! p# S% @0 u6 J4 W' a/ Z性本善:Sex is good.
9 K% ?: f) R  N! o( v6 c性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
, D. |; f5 @3 i0 Y- F1 G  j: q习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 H- ^1 @0 ]2 P3 ?- S苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
6 t, F8 F1 R0 r性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
2 S4 [$ `: [% D& ^+ E贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng # O1 R* Y/ i5 M# U/ i
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; P" a# [. I# a3 r- y% K, i. R! |+ g

% I7 v, w: t, \: D% b9 d; @+ C; y子不学:If you don't study hard, $ r: h0 o; M" P' Y9 a
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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, E' G: {4 X$ y! G( o; h( Z窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
9 {2 n: i4 K; S+ G. s9 H有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 _7 f  E6 O" X* j2 D
教五子 All his five son took it ' [) Z. @, j* e" h4 m# ?
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. $ W8 d. c0 y" S7 E

. S) B( V) b3 d: W1 I) l5 l9 q养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ' D0 j# ?, B% c  y  I3 s
父之过 It is all your fault. : W. B% K: C4 G# R2 g: a+ F
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 r4 a( A, ~; w师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. f7 _. k6 s; ]' }, s! j子不学 You may refuse to study this
, o+ q, g9 J+ u6 L& p非所宜 but that is a real mistake 2 y& n) M) v( a- U' Y- w" V: g
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
) X+ z0 S$ C/ k, R# v老何为 you will lose your ability when aged # x& e" o/ M& x3 J; e3 i1 }0 e; G

- M7 s2 q4 O7 k7 C& X玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, % \5 F9 s8 o; m. D. t8 N1 g, D" |
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 K  |) m& F( O9 ]2 I; C1 R  r' g人不学 If you don't learn sex,
4 p' S7 \) W6 c7 R; f不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!" ?: a5 W6 V0 U/ W8 }8 I8 a
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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