爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
/ E+ r. e3 M3 Q- b  ~9 M7 L性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
" A- L+ O# I6 b0 X2 v; Y习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 y& z& S, ]8 t0 w: p' Y苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
, s' r' l# [, K5 D性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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3 z0 S# T  A: j: w+ X& W教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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( @- F1 L% p8 }" j1 |: o/ d昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

( P# n- J( M8 Z2 i3 ^1 l子不学：If you don't study hard,
7 p4 v8 I& m  Y* X; p1 i' c断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
' ~# `5 J  z- Y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
" q# x4 K' \  ^9 [- T名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

+ p) J5 z; M% L# Y9 T9 F; O养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* b$ A; W( z  P6 ]! X父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  a$ n! L* F' Y, i( e, J! Y' K2 f师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

3 Z* P$ B* _) k6 [子不学 You may refuse to study this
9 l# c3 \' P/ H非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ z4 ^; b5 Q8 L# r9 E, _7 U老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ I  ?' j! B) u. K不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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