爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
8 V' t, n; P) b性本善：Sex is good.
; B8 b: O2 i$ O- W( x9 [2 u& V性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
  D/ F+ @/ e, l! B6 T4 r! }7 @' S习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


2 O3 g' {# N1 B2 V$ _- p% Y教之道：The way of learning it
+ k) N( b) [; w贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ m2 I4 ~. w: N2 }( }昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 h/ r! f2 u  [: R+ l择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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* @% f' V. p: T' @7 q) O. h# P$ a子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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5 `/ I- e' w9 A5 O" C窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 w0 L3 f- P: B: A教五子 All his five son took it
5 O7 p* S3 f: _名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

( _7 _, g! m3 G; M7 {养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
& j$ G3 f- ^6 \7 ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
# d# a7 k, X3 c6 ]师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

  Q; w; J6 y8 z( G" j2 |子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ z: q, \4 |  e. \- @3 Z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
& I7 [% k& h5 W! a) [# [& L# j不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
, G& Z  v- B. L) s' _3 V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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