爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
/ n# D3 D" @( V7 R- o性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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6 r4 N( `8 @- E4 C7 R% _教之道：The way of learning it
: `# e) F. m  a5 x' I贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

$ n0 R2 T8 n9 Q) s4 Y. m6 p, U昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: g, f+ D+ m; M2 e3 O2 d# Z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

- b& S6 T9 j5 |, N3 ^4 ?' ?子不学：If you don't study hard,
( A- M& Z% G2 i6 i+ _断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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  m) l$ k5 t7 s窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
+ M- n. N) J7 ^. I7 m0 E/ x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

. E/ z, z+ \1 W6 C" l6 t+ i" T0 y养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
6 z1 F; }1 V! A, m! ~" s师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 p" `2 y2 v+ L; P7 p1 N  k子不学 You may refuse to study this
" C, Y5 O  z0 g% Z  ?非所宜 but that is a real mistake
( D% Z% {  k/ p8 x8 p' K( P幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ J2 @  k6 X& R- [: g3 C# e老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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7 n  m9 m4 S4 r" n/ [; n玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 e" V9 n+ {( X: [) x2 c人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!