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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
; x) c+ T' }; U; l8 i" E; m性本善:Sex is good.
  C* o2 Z- A6 f1 y/ T6 w9 n# R性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
/ ^" o2 g' P! Y: I* i习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
! {. s' p! S/ A) @苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
% z7 P4 ]' I7 l+ O0 I) z( S3 o性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ( ^, ?* G: F9 T2 F

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教之道:The way of learning it
- n- Q- {' x, Z1 O贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ h5 F3 M& B, V' }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 ]1 ?. m" U+ @7 \  r1 Z8 A2 B择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
! P$ n- C3 P8 `6 P断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous - C% `1 K. s7 ]# C0 O4 z3 h
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine , m) j" b, L# T7 I
教五子 All his five son took it
2 f; a8 f) F# f/ g( a" \% z' `名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 2 e+ G' B% \7 A9 q2 ?/ X
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
' O* i& z+ o3 k) [  [  V父之过 It is all your fault.
7 A. @2 b. e% N+ x# a+ B教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
5 [2 E0 |3 {$ J" p. v7 t师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
) Q+ O+ j& n; j4 @1 y8 @* `非所宜 but that is a real mistake ' [8 t7 b* v! N3 i  l
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 X6 h6 Z/ F. m; i  J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 S' D/ t; z  b$ A+ z) v
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, % t5 ]% x+ ~* N( T
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * o6 O; x0 M7 k* p3 ]. X
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 l+ o7 J7 o8 {# e8 I不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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