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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ) ?( U0 K) w$ r* ^! A
性本善:Sex is good.
1 Q: B- }' v* U; v) f性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
4 f2 x( t- |! n6 Q习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
* n" h8 K7 x8 P  Z* f苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + E+ x, r% p9 B
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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& A# b8 \# t8 ?0 g; ]4 q教之道:The way of learning it
' W- Z% B: `7 m6 `# S5 h2 w贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng : o2 a) A" t* @: h
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
; B! x4 o1 _# e) v断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# ?9 y' {$ ~3 c/ j/ {! t. Z窦燕山 Dou, the Famous - ^, {+ I+ I$ Y+ j/ s( {
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 o+ ]. f  y1 H, a3 W教五子 All his five son took it 1 @$ Z1 q, T8 z/ ^. A" Q, [
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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6 S% S0 n/ i/ I2 N8 z养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
2 p9 T3 c" m% a& X4 L父之过 It is all your fault. + D4 P) m$ h; R2 L# b
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' D6 p7 N* C5 L  m3 z5 R师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' F7 ?7 ^2 U" s+ ?" d8 ?

# l  J4 j% L1 P2 y% ?子不学 You may refuse to study this 5 |5 Z, W) h7 S4 _6 ?/ L
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ' |5 B1 w. W6 U9 R) N
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
7 K1 R$ e5 P  C6 w老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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$ {$ s6 I# L* s玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* W" S% H4 o$ [* d& Z6 Z不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ a. Q! J& J; f人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 D: R  _4 j) @不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 u: O2 B; a6 _. A( z$ N' rFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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