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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. % H- x3 Q, a7 l' X2 ^/ F
性本善:Sex is good. - n% p$ l5 ^* ^3 R7 ~
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 6 k3 |4 M$ ?: \5 r! X7 p/ L3 S
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; A. L) d" ~0 z
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + m; k6 [0 k/ y, [
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
7 a) H, q) B. z3 g- x. w, X( L贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 U. x9 x( c- x3 ^* Y5 V, R

  ~+ P/ {+ `# z3 V5 R昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
7 \9 I' J) Q' `( q择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 H8 G. m4 E( X/ v% g+ H$ J1 f! E子不学:If you don't study hard,
2 C, j9 X, |+ J& z断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; B- R% W$ z0 N- }3 b

1 Z- |% x/ _4 E& ?1 S窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ s# R" Y7 Y5 o; q" q* j) j; f; _有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine $ L( P; o' o3 Z. ?6 p  s& a3 o
教五子 All his five son took it
) g- H  r8 r0 H$ G' p名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. & t  e' q2 F* D  G. I

: f+ U2 w: J7 t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, + [$ }% [" L: \6 Z
父之过 It is all your fault.
' w! x3 \( a! B- J教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 X, c; i. S  P# M! j
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this # k6 k% ~7 r; X2 l
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
, d# r- B" h+ O* ^1 u$ e幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, & V: n8 |( [7 w$ `4 d% x/ A, b! Y5 j
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
$ A4 V5 x+ U% Z! l) V) _不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
$ H" {  n' ]# d0 j人不学 If you don't learn sex, & p9 w" z) A9 T: U) ^8 ?
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
/ }# Z2 y5 a1 t* w- QFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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