爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
: x3 b5 v7 A8 @) N# x3 \/ l性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* ~: [# I' ], j- N性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
* g$ M9 U% C! g4 X" [$ M; N贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

2 H) h" T) V! d6 }' A/ a5 A昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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# Y0 y* [% j# [9 _  l) s子不学：If you don't study hard,
) z; @3 G* V9 s3 H* E% h% d; ~断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% n2 {  P9 s- m& z4 C0 q教五子 All his five son took it
3 X% ^/ ^  R; Q% B1 _名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 V; @; t1 S8 Y# ^# ?父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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' M( S+ ^/ x( `, k9 R1 A玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 A7 _) x* e8 t人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! O; h6 d6 O/ y3 R# L& V: e$ A# g不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!