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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. 1 b* ~2 _4 j9 V  y- \6 y
性本善:Sex is good. # n! L" G2 j' [8 H) E
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 0 i( ?5 R( o' o, }* J! _
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 I: v2 ?& ], s0 w/ q0 P
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& R) U6 c' p: q4 t$ ^' S& r& c& J性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
( }( z, N/ A" ?" k贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" D6 g6 T5 w1 E( W- A; \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
- ?2 t4 v3 i8 l# d择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, % R9 Q% A6 a' H; m; m* u3 T
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! d9 {" A( O! D6 [有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
, L- N- g" ?- I5 }教五子 All his five son took it
* F0 x+ m! u( A2 X- L% \* w, B% p名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.   E$ N# o6 r4 G/ n4 |* }. t- n! d
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ( k3 o3 T6 u9 P
父之过 It is all your fault.
% U! Q. p9 m: }6 x# e9 Q& P教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 7 \5 I$ n; ], ^6 r4 g
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # Z3 f, A- a# G$ k: M& e+ p9 `( E/ H

: @* K7 y( I, Z9 J6 e- C4 u子不学 You may refuse to study this 4 U; D' c% l3 U2 N0 t+ W* R
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ Q/ d7 K% R. R4 Q0 z. O5 j9 N- Z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# `* g  j: s: e$ Y" g. ^老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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9 A" |; j) C3 M+ P; Y8 A% x; n玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# F1 H& H& W; }不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* |; O- `/ ^- `5 F$ |人不学 If you don't learn sex, 0 ^. v2 }% `/ Z( E4 j. S4 j
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
2 D) I! _+ I+ }5 q0 J! v# a% rFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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