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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.   G& f2 Z+ k  f
性本善:Sex is good. ( e- `3 x2 V4 e# L* ~: p
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. # u: z0 e1 ?& Z) D# }! P
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. / A1 y- _/ w+ P* _( b2 m5 E
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# h8 L" }; [# X6 l& g# O. N: V性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. * Z8 s" I& B* I- U6 v0 p2 v

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* u8 a! w1 U) y( {" ~( `教之道:The way of learning it - c  E" n+ u& Y4 ?+ W
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 8 D& ?" n; M# b* j7 {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 K! L6 c7 a# \; L1 l6 K0 J择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, / T6 d# ^1 p2 q# h8 i) K
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 c* ?* p" \# ]) \" Y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
2 f. m: ]# n) F教五子 All his five son took it : Z, r$ A  e3 q) n
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. & ?, e4 V5 p3 {
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ; i; x, c4 D( x2 @; [
父之过 It is all your fault.
: A$ V7 ~( @! H. q+ {教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
$ ?# K6 \6 H1 {* C3 D. |) u师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 9 Y& a, S3 B( _% p( _6 y  {; M2 G
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
$ j# w2 k3 e1 @* R非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: z# N9 E' k/ H' x' F/ i/ `幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, - n4 p7 r8 J$ K. ]! n6 h6 u+ j  N
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ' y1 m8 p' K) |$ w' |

" o/ C# v" h& k玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 U, b3 I* ]% q) Y
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
: i* w6 u" E( v( V人不学 If you don't learn sex, 7 |' T0 }% U; g
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
. @9 `, g# ?4 q% B' Z3 B$ {$ _Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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