爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
! I( r* B7 h7 v% T. W性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
2 T( u  T' b  e习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
/ n2 p. M( g0 H: W0 s) K0 K3 g性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
6 N& ?6 [8 y0 a7 r  v: K贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% w3 s. B% d7 G( J! Z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

3 b7 l4 x2 d0 s9 P# l: ?3 _0 ]" U子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

7 q2 g" a8 l3 z" \窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 c- @  |& @6 s" k有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 Q7 g$ l9 Y% N& l0 b6 \教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. f% V$ r" F7 @. b9 o5 }8 Q父之过 It is all your fault.
! x! r# V- z- j' w教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( S" B7 v+ ^8 w老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

6 |% }, Z! F4 e, C玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
# l6 s* F% K# w2 H不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!