爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
- P' u- k" J5 t6 e% i0 N性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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' R& n% _, e6 O9 V" _* \# N: p教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

2 _) q" I. W  h$ R1 T' B0 e昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
8 U1 T$ T. v7 E  o1 ~' F择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
& x0 Z+ C+ z( e断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

. }+ Y6 ~1 D) v; w! M; l窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 E4 ~* j& K0 N& Z8 I& j; i* _有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
/ S* w2 g1 {3 [( E4 q教五子 All his five son took it
+ m. T0 c0 t5 J  |! l/ g: b名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

5 r. l9 v# p6 D7 @& {7 ?; v* r2 F) Y" D养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
% Q* s8 j* V! M( f3 h4 F, k师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

. X$ n5 ]; B- f" {7 Y子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
- Y$ n+ x' R& @! |2 M人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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