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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
" _/ Q2 s  j# x2 ?8 p性本善:Sex is good. + T, T7 g6 l; a
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
0 V: G, A+ p5 v3 u; k习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
( h7 l  U8 d* R) E' U$ ~苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 5 O- P) ~# l7 R+ X% U
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 9 O1 }( C, M' x
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+ J' F1 B- l  S3 L3 _. J教之道:The way of learning it
/ N1 O8 w! {6 l5 n/ |贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % p& X7 e* M+ C7 `& V: J+ s

# o0 ^/ Y  H+ u! j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, ~! z8 O# K2 l7 B* }择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 5 B8 J8 N+ d# h/ m1 M, v4 M

4 Z" t% c8 m, g子不学:If you don't study hard,
" e2 i, F4 ?& x' T断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  T( Y- ^' Z3 X7 c2 a0 t! o) R( [8 v窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 W+ {' s- T3 W, w, R4 A" k; y' w9 {
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 {' i+ m! D6 N4 U教五子 All his five son took it
* _, M8 t2 Z. i9 H* ^名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. # {1 o6 J6 w& ]! W. H: q9 f' l1 ^

( H* c9 J: l1 c, Q- r  B) Z% t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 4 @! T; l& ?/ a, M+ h5 O
父之过 It is all your fault.
6 d$ q5 s( i) @# T0 y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ' C3 E7 V. v) O/ H
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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& z! p. ~% r1 `: j) X) |子不学 You may refuse to study this 2 j, d4 d9 R# w8 r7 |! J) X
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
+ ?* t& a! H3 d: b* ~6 w/ t幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 i5 k3 z/ B( H8 v/ P4 L3 ]* c
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ G0 ^% Q5 d- ^& ^3 R

: Y# j. q* H) W6 ^; b8 W1 y玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
7 c9 f6 T( U/ K2 c! d不成器 It won't become hard and strong. + x) z& x/ [( f' M1 k
人不学 If you don't learn sex, " k6 d1 m1 V% q1 d' V' e, B. T
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
/ B$ D: }7 x9 Q3 s$ i  r7 zFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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