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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
9 e3 R. R6 g% g% w. }5 Y* O性本善:Sex is good.
! c( F5 R/ N0 Z性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
& ~% j# z" z2 u! y! {& M9 x习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 J& p9 w3 q+ T0 d, U1 b
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 3 W8 P& n! E: n& K+ b8 g% u. E, \& I
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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+ A6 t8 a* p) `* v) c2 m4 h+ ~教之道:The way of learning it 3 N: ~- j* n% w$ T" C+ J- }8 S
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 }" b( g# U  k昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* U3 \9 w: n* |0 G择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& z+ [; S; |% E4 w; f6 X/ M. g子不学:If you don't study hard,
- c2 j7 l+ G/ q- k9 L- \: F6 q断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 C8 Q4 y+ d5 D' {$ [- x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine " c5 t! u! U$ T+ Z+ b( x" T  W
教五子 All his five son took it
9 n1 m+ Z" {( D$ P' D名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# i" Y0 R0 @" _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* j. U& u; C0 s) Z+ k- ^父之过 It is all your fault.
) a+ N- m* Y! a# N& D( l教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ; v8 @# j0 H& t, P" a
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: L+ h* S/ Q. H) L/ E* F子不学 You may refuse to study this ' q- B$ @2 g& ^$ B
非所宜 but that is a real mistake & l. Z7 _- ?& a8 o
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( J# k7 U6 w1 U7 \1 {, o! j# b老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 7 J& C! B; G9 g" a9 H
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ; n, f% l$ w) O/ m, r4 t
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. `  u' N- i4 \2 P7 |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
- c& X+ j" H" Y- i7 d, qFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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