爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 B& E1 i; Y( u9 U$ D' e8 i苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
2 |4 ]9 l: I1 B/ r8 T: j% v9 R7 C性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


, K1 _; N* V% `# \/ J/ i教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 j0 I; b5 s! T  v& n: G+ w昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
( {2 ]. V# t* i$ f/ z* \2 T2 d; O父之过 It is all your fault.
: x7 G9 Q- M/ P, z: X* x4 a+ }教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' F) Y& T* [$ _9 T: `- d6 I师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$ N. W. X; P: x2 y1 R+ @# k) u子不学 You may refuse to study this
( i3 p& `+ X* ]9 F非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 e2 Q* H5 t  g* z) k3 _- `: s! A. j幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
. j" Z; ^% y1 b% x6 |3 ^9 j: [老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! J! }2 ]% d* M/ g8 E人不学 If you don't learn sex,
7 R& f' r7 x! _6 Q1 \% Y8 K不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!