爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
$ ]# o" o9 @- j# X2 O性本善：Sex is good.
/ l3 I2 U; s4 ?, \- y" k性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
9 e9 s. Z& ?) W8 w. K+ M$ a习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
! g. n  S- l. J) q, L2 f% D$ c苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ g) Y2 N6 ]" w6 X& j: d性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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0 V! a! E( L3 n. U, U, o3 j" @- O教之道：The way of learning it
. f- y; [! s4 D* [8 k! @, t; q贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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: i. f7 Z& [) N2 |昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
6 U" g- \- O. q  D择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

! a7 i2 n2 U& O' Y9 _. o7 I子不学：If you don't study hard,
5 `; e  _: W0 ~$ u' V' y  O7 _断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- U/ }! L" K9 ]' R  j; R" g0 `有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
8 S0 h& b3 \! I教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

1 m. f' b& N$ H- X7 P养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
0 [; T* V/ C/ \/ M9 a教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! C$ J0 q5 Q8 ~( v子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- t" E' \$ s% ^. u% ]1 k1 J( R老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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" E6 H7 m) ]7 ?5 w+ i/ o/ m玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
0 {3 c- g0 A' H% Q5 ^( x人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!