爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
9 f9 M! S% [* i习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
* V0 f6 J& Y  ^9 o. b$ [5 r: V性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


4 c# w0 m. J6 ]* f教之道：The way of learning it
; ]! `3 h% O" S" G贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

0 Y7 M* Q$ @0 b: Q- K# X6 n窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ v- m( @+ u- T有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

. ]& _' v9 F! {1 F& e- c. t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
" c# B5 Y5 i6 }3 a, c4 d. K父之过 It is all your fault.
: F2 }1 m- }* k/ g/ E教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. G4 ^0 e, W8 U. h! b# m$ z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 {! i7 y8 S+ x3 T7 ^) w8 Y非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( v0 {8 u, u! L2 ]" t2 H, ~老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
. v: Z% K. A7 F% W% e$ R不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( Z8 k( b5 Y, t) M5 G人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
# S$ L. |# J9 oFaint!!!!!!!!!!!