爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
( g5 t  v- [! D1 K  ~: ]2 k7 H性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
, ]( R% b% z( I' t  T) M5 F习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
) O9 u' p8 M' y  n' ?- k$ n苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


4 H( F3 ~" M" P/ U* Y& e教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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. z( _- ~# w$ R8 Z- J  E: I/ T昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

* ~2 [  Y& k0 Z. D7 L: K! g$ i& T子不学：If you don't study hard,
& A  ~( h8 d! D8 Y5 j断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

, L! l  ~% P; W: U: E8 L  h窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ s- J8 o# b: r; S8 d& \( j% {教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 }' y% C& P3 w% W$ h8 D' N4 {养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- z6 G  k. p9 p, B& {$ p父之过 It is all your fault.
8 X. g* k; r) i; V2 y: ~教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ O; `& c$ W- I9 P0 {5 A子不学 You may refuse to study this
0 u  \$ K: c0 o' A, e5 y非所宜 but that is a real mistake
- A+ L8 B2 [# ?2 X8 u$ Y/ O+ M幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
4 S* C' e; x2 s老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: U- t! u$ l9 x  K不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
  a  j( L$ f& I3 X1 O" |% DFaint!!!!!!!!!!!