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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 3 T) s* a# P+ d0 W" d
性本善:Sex is good.
, T0 C& Q( W4 p  @性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
5 Y% a5 G! k% w# q! u- E; f, \习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
) W  V# P) ~; P苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
: |2 ~- O% B9 Z+ Q8 r2 V0 k性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. & R5 J& A' {6 ]# ^

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) i! |& W" }! x' W2 S教之道:The way of learning it ; m& r' z3 H. y  Z+ e
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. % }6 n: P  ^2 }' v3 a( F

. k1 u1 B$ T2 _3 b2 l昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
2 |  C4 x" A2 l5 r' A7 G$ Y择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
4 W' ^/ Y- F7 q& g: ]断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ V; J9 v9 K$ c  ~9 ~/ s/ c窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
# E& [# e( g5 n& D1 H& T5 D7 r有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine ' a1 ?/ a0 [  R8 W( U% U) k
教五子 All his five son took it
( Q1 n. f+ n8 C8 I, U" q% c名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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; U( z$ z& I0 C/ G' s) X3 Z" ^养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
) _" d0 G1 O8 p父之过 It is all your fault.
% o: D+ p: k# z- r7 c4 T教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : s6 @5 I& C, z/ t0 ^, ]
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 6 S6 M, a2 Z! R8 O% X( g$ S$ {" |
非所宜 but that is a real mistake ) `4 M5 ^. ?8 M8 x
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, % x; ^) w9 B1 E: i5 c
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 8 u; ]  z. F& W" A) U
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
3 }( \9 R: P% y9 f; O, ^不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
2 ?7 J/ M! }' k& z* F人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. I( i. ?0 q, m4 I  `" V不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!# R1 c, M$ u' M2 ^
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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