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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. $ r. D5 f: x( w0 J0 w% O
性本善:Sex is good. $ ~/ j- V$ C0 v- B+ t, @( T
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. : V5 @4 m1 D' S3 }
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. , B) [# {* t4 W5 U  |
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 7 c7 |  X! H- |$ @9 m: g
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 6 S( I+ X6 O  V& P2 O! c

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6 c) ~. j- A+ |! ?6 w& ]7 r教之道:The way of learning it , z5 m) B! L8 [2 `2 ?2 Y
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. & H. `5 J7 e/ P9 b" h4 X2 B
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
. F; M) V* \4 G# r( l: f8 q择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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! {' J' H2 M9 ~5 K+ O子不学:If you don't study hard,   o& U0 Q  D) |/ _6 l% T7 b
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 Y, v* j; L! M3 ^; T  I$ X. Y& q

& S+ h8 u( _  y3 C& o窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ Y# A2 C0 s5 s: S# z0 b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 D7 e. C3 ]  r0 }5 @- b+ b" j6 Z
教五子 All his five son took it 4 k! ?7 N5 Y3 `+ `
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 2 Y" E& u# r" B# ^! t; H/ Z) N! B2 S  }

3 ^3 M9 r1 L! P7 u/ V: j养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
5 Q3 M% A( o( }: K: D, U1 X/ z父之过 It is all your fault. , M+ S) Z( P& a" e4 I0 c" I
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, - m( l+ ^8 p+ \( c$ m# T; p* ?
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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5 p* l: f; r- b8 r4 _子不学 You may refuse to study this
4 X6 _# D! ?+ L非所宜 but that is a real mistake
5 X9 W: X7 N4 K' c7 q0 ?幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
0 z- s, G: T9 h- x: Z) \老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 P6 K+ h5 |1 V8 Y' R9 c3 a

  G( [8 J0 r0 B玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
) ^3 z0 c9 g6 R" i( Z0 u+ Q不成器 It won't become hard and strong. $ _2 b9 x& M, O6 m& F) o
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
8 U# u) O) ~: C) A* @, O不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
3 `- D# i: W; @7 D3 q6 QFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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