爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
! B# G0 q# W* K+ S1 m性本善：Sex is good.
8 Z' `5 N) X" c6 @* H9 f$ p性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
2 w0 f" [) l! o+ |0 b习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
1 t8 l# _3 K  F& X性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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5 s% x5 y) O7 A+ h0 }: `教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" p  C6 C# x# R1 Y* W6 }择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
/ f$ X* `5 {1 r有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
6 o0 {* n8 @( J教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
& v3 A9 I" w3 G% m& D/ P' @' C# y父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

+ g0 M0 A- }+ f! I3 D& d玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) x; k) V# ]8 I# A9 r+ ^人不学 If you don't learn sex,
: ~# Q6 q% F7 u. y& C1 f, _4 I不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
2 ^9 x1 `" A* V8 i7 [, IFaint!!!!!!!!!!!