爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
1 q4 N6 T# p' c2 ^4 h性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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% @- S% X/ M. \5 X教之道：The way of learning it
* {( ?0 ^' s( \$ T贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

1 s: k+ {& M; `' @昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
3 c, P! W( G, Y0 E择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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  E+ T& [5 F0 ^$ O% ]子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

% l; n1 O) ~' X+ ^窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
: V/ L/ \1 {' V+ j教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* h; S. a+ ~6 v3 U7 P0 A: b养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 j8 b4 k0 \6 O父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
8 x  a6 _; \# v# G师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

; D7 o1 D' I# D# u" E子不学 You may refuse to study this
  X. Q0 n# z; p% \非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& q' r/ V; n0 h! }0 M( k$ g2 y幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
4 a4 b4 C4 I8 ], q- O$ M不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' }2 I( K* q# ?2 Y. ?不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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