爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
9 e3 R. R6 g% g% w. }5 Y* O性本善：Sex is good.
! c( F5 R/ N0 Z性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
& ~% j# z" z2 u! y! {& M9 x习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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+ A6 t8 a* p) `* v) c2 m4 h+ ~教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 }" b( g# U  k昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
* U3 \9 w: n* |0 G择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& z+ [; S; |% E4 w; f6 X/ M. g子不学：If you don't study hard,
- c2 j7 l+ G/ q- k9 L- \: F6 q断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
5 C8 Q4 y+ d5 D' {$ [- x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
9 n1 m+ Z" {( D$ P' D名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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# i" Y0 R0 @" _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* j. U& u; C0 s) Z+ k- ^父之过 It is all your fault.
) a+ N- m* Y! a# N& D( l教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: L+ h* S/ Q. H) L/ E* F子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( J# k7 U6 w1 U7 \1 {, o! j# b老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. `  u' N- i4 \2 P7 |不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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