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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
; T* v# v" [2 [1 u# P2 @性本善:Sex is good. + D: k/ I, S# ^# N
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
  }, G$ s+ v3 Z# a' Q3 e习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
$ H# Y/ i( R+ ^苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
0 I+ l1 M" t8 n2 |+ B- o7 g  k性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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- y: R1 U$ n4 b; ]& m  N3 w教之道:The way of learning it ; X: E4 w1 ^8 u6 k/ J
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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/ V& F7 `% A# a, x昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng , Q$ H' X$ i5 K4 h9 ~6 c
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 2 v# ~& A( t$ H- Z2 c$ K: X
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ' s" P! U/ P* }/ n3 ^- L
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 `/ \! ^# U& v0 x) o+ Q

& S4 L' n5 t1 K  }) C' o* Y窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 7 I  x& r& Q( W1 E
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
; W( d4 K+ ^8 i* Y, o# [教五子 All his five son took it
& D, V$ E' |$ R* \名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. - x+ ]- b2 Y* q8 b
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 7 I/ v7 {& i8 t) t4 ~6 t. C0 d3 e8 i/ i
父之过 It is all your fault. 6 m. y3 z+ Y1 e2 O9 W6 g
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, 9 R: q) ?& g  m/ l' ~% O. ?
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this ! {* ~8 k4 W% D8 Z8 U; a: |
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
" y. L; |# @1 J! M# Z幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
# m8 l; S0 y% {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 E3 D: W- Z: m4 U: Z& [

! s% s6 Q- S; w7 f4 r玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 q5 f/ F( [' c1 e6 o& ~不成器 It won't become hard and strong. " r3 \# M7 ~/ E1 `# Z& B
人不学 If you don't learn sex, % ]$ i! z' M; _0 x$ \
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
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