爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
8 u% W* G  r1 Z- ]. c* h+ K0 P9 ]性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ r8 H# U. G3 |% n苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
" K9 e) H+ w) T5 _性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

. o, D0 [; g$ `; M0 B/ u: o, M0 o昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

5 v+ j$ X7 g0 J1 w2 B子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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8 W* Z  s) ^( L( M- m1 C3 l! Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 g; [4 M$ j: t3 Z, }7 n有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
$ }, ?$ l6 {/ t6 Z5 F教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
# R2 N3 s$ j/ j  o( k8 }- K* l2 T父之过 It is all your fault.
7 g0 B2 _, M+ m+ z2 E教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' V4 U. {8 U, Y# V" {师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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+ w: B+ R" c( n7 `% o) Y9 L$ @7 c子不学 You may refuse to study this
# c1 \) ]) M6 O1 K( |/ M非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
" R! [' G( j5 c. J老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
- D2 X7 W+ j, M4 [) ]! u6 ]/ t不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
" T7 X. z0 C" X3 Y* BFaint!!!!!!!!!!!