爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
8 R( p( P, F: I* L4 [( I性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
) N+ q& B# @  }8 D$ W苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
3 O- G& Y# c! z$ I/ z性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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! b6 ~3 C" `( p) P% \5 k% K教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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3 l0 N5 h! S9 F; {4 L) e8 Q窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, M+ n( B! F1 e' [# Z5 k5 c7 a" x有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
* E) s6 W. U( w1 Y8 m* f) x; i! n; h名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
. H) F4 \1 g2 t; f) |师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

+ K. q7 }' E: ~3 c8 |$ R  t子不学 You may refuse to study this
; ^: r4 {! \9 _4 H, ?- P' G& A- M非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& D8 b$ K& @3 W1 R: f$ r! h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; [3 _. M1 c" o" x1 J# r老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

" W, Q, U2 E: d2 {0 h玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
3 @9 \' H5 u" M# D- Z9 g. k/ p( v不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
; B  A8 K  V+ cFaint!!!!!!!!!!!