爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
/ j# A) F5 ]+ u, B. m性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
8 e! f) L0 h; s) ~苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
. W  j& v8 D; z9 A- P性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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% m' ^+ _# Q2 K教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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1 E5 [# h( n5 Q0 p& o: k! m# \/ f昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
% @" \, H) [2 O) D4 `择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

9 Z$ Q# ^7 d; [5 k5 F子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
  M0 x2 `9 x. Q1 s: E) x教五子 All his five son took it
  Z3 c( [* v; V8 i: S6 ~1 y' _0 H名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

7 J0 w! O4 u, W2 l养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
( E2 {# j2 z! @教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
' ~& i7 G& A: Y' [8 G( X& K$ O师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- Y- X1 S, c: B4 P& j2 K$ S子不学 You may refuse to study this
* f. w; {' J; x非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
0 o$ l, U6 F( F0 ]8 a. z# S4 \( {老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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$ N; _$ r& _  x( l6 B玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
' S! y( J' d1 p不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 i' Q, Z/ S/ f4 i: Z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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