爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
- ^0 N; X4 h7 @  a/ j) @性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
! {: v) T3 h$ d2 Z习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
' i6 `1 H1 b- i2 p0 G6 A苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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/ P9 ]" Q+ X6 T# F7 T教之道：The way of learning it
5 s1 A1 u9 D5 \: l- B1 f2 A% N) x# e8 g贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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7 D# B. D. Q/ s% B( ]& o昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
: q! M9 c$ P: L9 S' a- s6 x6 ^断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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; o1 U7 |$ R: I& Q7 ^0 R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* B; F( W. E& m4 J1 w3 Z教五子 All his five son took it
3 @5 l0 Q( L# u6 P名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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- Z$ A1 u$ h6 p! @养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 C/ z; e5 j7 r" V/ [6 s: T% K父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 }& V( [9 F9 {$ P. X9 {( O幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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$ o  @7 Q3 b% Z' d玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
0 i$ s9 K, f7 G- p+ A) b不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 y3 c9 l, A5 X* I+ u人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!