爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
" h. [- v) Q) {3 F7 v- z性本善：Sex is good.
. y6 m# W! W( J. K7 U& e性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
6 X( @( x3 B. t5 s, X性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


3 G) y( [: `! l/ t6 g- |5 E7 j教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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' X* y# z7 c8 Y1 X+ f昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 w7 o" Z  R" p+ t择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
7 g$ S8 Y4 E: F4 l, U6 K断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
! z$ g: @- ~. c- U7 E名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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7 d. o, S+ J- l7 I) `0 I养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% b; m+ Z, N0 B& v) c1 s父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
  m1 q" `. m- C- ?: \9 \师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

2 S  e5 ~' I- z, F3 d子不学 You may refuse to study this
& J5 P1 w7 `+ ~4 C) ]; Q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
- M0 e2 q: o* a老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

5 f8 @0 ^. ^. d( d* h) q4 h玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* c/ y+ A& s, @8 W- f% r人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. ^  ]: p8 \- M1 s4 Q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!