爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
5 f! \  x: t5 h/ l性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
/ I& m. `# o7 b3 F9 w习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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2 v9 W" w# ?7 N+ S# _教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
: F4 M( i- `  z择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 v) o4 _. x3 A$ o子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

, j# n9 n8 {0 }  L3 C窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
8 F8 ~" s% |' `' N有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
% m- C; ]3 O! G3 G- _' E) k7 Z6 I教五子 All his five son took it
) z$ Q) t# R: t名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

* M% l; ^9 T! f养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
; L0 a4 y$ |) [  ]8 n* C; ?. h师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

, t$ g9 K$ V9 v' ]$ f子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
7 ^: l2 y4 g- i幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

; q: Q$ I) O4 ^玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
) A7 E7 O* ^" F. S4 s人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! Z$ Y6 b) l9 C0 W4 Y& a不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!