爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
( u, o' X/ e  H3 y! b$ U, m性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
8 P' {' E. N2 ?7 b习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
6 }$ Y& ~2 w; p! d9 L2 x苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
7 f3 G9 ~, v2 b( f# M性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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教之道：The way of learning it
: f% h$ i8 a( A2 P" ]2 p' Z9 k4 b4 r* L贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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( u# e+ b; Z0 z( P昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; g* X$ S+ Z. I/ N择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 _  G& H2 A3 W子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
- I$ k6 `, E4 f' A7 C# B教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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$ B% @0 f# g% n9 ]& U& J6 K养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
" v/ ]  P, {& y. i' y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
  v* }6 A4 X* @幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& @5 ^8 _4 v: y+ [6 `人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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