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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 6 E$ z7 u% s/ G+ \
性本善:Sex is good.
3 _' S- j9 R4 u) w性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. & C" q* O, \# ^: s4 Q) W
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
! |0 L: s% d( z+ l/ ?5 L& P7 f  H苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 6 V6 C1 E) Q* E8 @, S" i
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
6 I1 U& p% C; I/ X  n贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ! k  y% a8 H4 E& {4 L7 @
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng * }# G0 C( [  I( D) _% k% x8 G
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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) f+ P* f2 n# j0 M; O子不学:If you don't study hard,
9 p0 Y5 l) M# V. _/ K% W/ o3 R断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 6 N+ J+ G8 s$ C5 Y" B
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
+ e3 v( i5 c: @0 k教五子 All his five son took it + [7 B* S2 N7 }
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ; j8 D3 C1 P! r
父之过 It is all your fault. , a" L* L2 t" I+ W7 D" f! e8 v
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ; U; [: a/ Y6 i, F/ a
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - e" v+ X5 ~# b5 b$ [7 V& L

& W( C4 Y3 ]7 J* p子不学 You may refuse to study this
: t6 |4 N5 P- c& o) `% J) W: S) J; o非所宜 but that is a real mistake / n0 l8 e. e- k
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
1 b" t3 `3 a0 j老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, . Q( |% p9 r4 S6 F
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
* l3 x# O  c+ w5 B1 |" Z8 f人不学 If you don't learn sex,
5 I) I7 P7 r3 n+ `/ {$ S8 R* A不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
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