爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
" z  l! o5 T/ }4 }2 J4 t习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
( u& ^1 `" B; f苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
! L! j+ T$ _9 }7 R2 L9 B性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


& A" F" b" \* Z6 @4 K7 {教之道：The way of learning it
( _: f, j! ~! m) L( k; O贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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  C' C9 R5 W$ \- D- K昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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7 h9 S  w0 b+ m! i/ O子不学：If you don't study hard,
0 ?7 G; L8 Q. S$ h: D8 v. y# s断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

3 Q3 I. Z6 Y1 j窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 _; n# S1 V0 }有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
$ Q6 {4 t% I5 Q. q$ Y" M名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- c6 x, t! e2 a8 p% y" }父之过 It is all your fault.
8 ^( j9 ~7 U$ k- l1 Q9 Y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
' j- S. ^8 }. t" G# `非所宜 but that is a real mistake
3 b' J, p; a0 H) m' t8 r$ \$ d幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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( ]* u* J0 b: k& [% a玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
! n% @& s/ x; {$ d6 L1 r6 x- F4 _8 G人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
! i. L0 b6 e, S5 xFaint!!!!!!!!!!!