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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
5 X5 A1 A5 J1 o$ f  [( V$ H3 P. \. K性本善:Sex is good.
: m# k$ ?: p& M性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
! U* p8 q/ w! b; O4 z. q习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. + }' }8 P: Y$ u+ k8 s
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. + ?, S) e1 }# O1 h& o4 A
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / A% `/ d2 f' \0 w% U& P. q& e4 O
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+ p: i( y7 }6 f, E$ T+ x9 l) Q教之道:The way of learning it 4 l( ^2 w$ t  p* O: S. I/ C5 l
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& |- [) m6 }2 q' e7 U# B) L/ i择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
# ^& Y- i3 M& s8 C断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. # y+ E! i$ C2 ?
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
3 D+ @& Z3 k" _9 ^% u# b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
4 G+ R, D8 S( x教五子 All his five son took it 2 \7 e" r+ b6 o! g7 N6 ]
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 6 @2 @6 D6 F& s

3 y$ N, S- B4 i% z( F- e" A养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
- h: a0 x1 W( I4 ]- ?父之过 It is all your fault.
( {5 g! J! H$ P教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ! m6 S7 T& g- n0 A3 E+ `
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + i; ]3 r& a$ P' `& Z
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
3 b! }/ A, Y0 {非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; ~6 A6 o* S0 k/ k+ [) g幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
/ k7 z; D) T2 T4 P& L0 b0 R, X老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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/ x# n% K0 E! F  S玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 4 i4 ~/ s! r% \$ |
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 6 e" H2 O5 t: z1 f+ t
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
( q3 X$ y5 K0 \% w9 P不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!+ i! z- z; `5 u1 l! d$ E
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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