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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
. Q$ I- L8 n6 P, Q性本善:Sex is good. 6 r* X9 c- A- i9 M' ^2 v2 \
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 4 W  P- k: f& m/ P% n; f; J* t0 }
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ X7 L/ j! A0 G苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
4 g6 Q1 P8 i. v8 i; u* D% X7 m性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ) n  F* w' j$ i1 C. l* W

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4 L1 }4 K! Z: X  Z- S4 u: j  u; a教之道:The way of learning it $ |4 c! }2 s" T
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. / c" Q! G7 D  d) ~
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
0 I; y# G9 d6 ~9 Y1 m+ I7 Z择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ( J  I3 V) T9 [" t

1 a+ Z: x6 x7 f! B# G3 P- m子不学:If you don't study hard,
" v$ R; S, U1 D断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous ; K8 R- g$ b" V/ Y# @1 z1 u
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
1 Z8 W( W+ {5 p教五子 All his five son took it
( ?8 t& i" \( |) N名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
  l5 k# U2 S/ b父之过 It is all your fault. * R9 l7 ?- [$ k* W) Q* C& y$ H' i. V, x
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
$ u/ G4 Y6 ?0 T+ u7 [$ e7 ^7 }0 z师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , t: I& {% k' O. E3 H6 R% K: t, E

, c3 p5 T) ~( D; t( g子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 S1 b# N' p& \4 E非所宜 but that is a real mistake
0 N5 f7 \, o4 g幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 K8 Q) E7 n$ n; y. N
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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8 x- y/ D* h' f5 e玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 6 T! R! V0 o- ?# U& D" g9 I
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
6 J( }2 {& Y: ^人不学 If you don't learn sex, # S( ]) h  v8 f0 E. C
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
' O- d* v$ O9 h1 O7 oFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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