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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
: H) {6 ~9 I: ~6 f, L性本善:Sex is good. / u* M& o- Y) s5 E! J/ j4 l
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ; n7 H8 {+ K- R. G
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
- Q: h- }) Y* i+ o' l* W( `苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
9 c3 a1 l+ u& {$ c& E  V" V性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ' p4 _, @! ^  u

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' e  F, J3 k4 C: H& r教之道:The way of learning it
- E  Q) Z) L, ?* _- X8 J- D贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
9 o! x! D, k: |! D6 h择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. $ `: q% G+ d6 z
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
1 j" i( B% H6 i. s0 ?* x断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; \/ N1 p; t- m! Q2 i7 I: E
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
  D, I1 _5 g1 ^  _0 s+ [  a; `, B有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 W% Q' m# g' J3 u2 s
教五子 All his five son took it : h- s! c. H- @9 r3 d; K/ T
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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! W: H" K0 F  N+ |5 k( k, B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,   m% C0 [  q2 J. q* \8 c
父之过 It is all your fault. 6 p( p. H0 U; `( f  z
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, - b5 M/ |( x( c
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) c7 ]1 g) c  w+ }3 j9 [1 E+ j
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
" r. ?  I, h+ Z. Q非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; \- f$ Y6 R* v5 H  j1 V幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 y( Y! q5 Z1 X5 W; T. Q
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 9 g) f; X* S0 Z4 {9 |. n; s
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 8 W9 d" d) N: z3 K: h
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! n3 s2 x! \: U1 L! \1 J8 `) z不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
/ h* {* B4 R# [% H$ \3 n) I7 g0 QFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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