爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
3 O9 I, N' ~0 m# Z苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


: r( p/ w) M; W" N4 e教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 V6 P7 n' ~$ ~9 l$ i* M- V' r昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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9 O" K* R" b: r- s2 @: I子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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6 k; ?; _/ M" I2 S$ E+ ?窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
! T- v. Y5 S; ~/ U" |& N名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

' i+ P5 s" Q: I2 y8 g& ~养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% M3 o- w% y$ d8 g" Z! h$ o父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

9 p0 [/ U3 g- K& l" d+ {$ M子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# m; U" N% c, N0 O/ @幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
5 |6 V& M2 X" D7 n- l, T6 {- w老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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. ]$ _+ W/ ~4 i/ o9 v玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
2 L+ ]' a( ]) X/ D不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( I" K: d5 C+ d/ d: H人不学 If you don't learn sex,
! y* q5 J9 l. }$ m9 }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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