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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. - v% m1 k# T6 G
性本善:Sex is good. 4 v: {0 A) A0 \+ e9 o3 C, ~. G% j
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 0 b2 l* N0 N8 g/ C$ t# }. }8 H
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
( y. [; c5 v0 G" ~" k- Q; P% @苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. : F% _6 O) O3 E, E4 s* N
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. * f, g" s# |; M# ]2 a3 h, r6 d

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教之道:The way of learning it
) a- }% v3 _; u9 j7 ?贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) Q# a& i! J1 s6 {择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. . D  G0 o6 @# _; a8 ?# q, H
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
) j; D  g- E( I" S! n断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous 4 s/ d0 j  B$ M7 R) o3 p
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
# k2 c% ^# d8 c9 Z  k教五子 All his five son took it
3 K+ a% ^& z& a% h& h8 p. }8 t名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 0 a3 z, u5 O" t4 I3 U
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
$ J, x8 J; S8 h+ x& y4 q* F7 _4 i0 q父之过 It is all your fault.
9 w3 I# `) R( Y, y教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, / a! _( [9 J8 I* n, j
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this % j5 D5 A4 y; H: m8 g5 ^; p
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* ^0 b' Q# r- l* Q) V% h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
, T5 t2 \' @/ T8 ]7 S老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 3 h3 B: a1 M& L  M8 W0 q: q
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 B+ b5 U  I- J人不学 If you don't learn sex,
* L, f. d0 ]7 w不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!, }2 U! K; z4 |7 b0 \/ m
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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