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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
7 M& R: q3 r8 r性本善:Sex is good. 6 x5 J; J' r( n, I- \! c  v
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. & O  x  e" v5 I% w$ C7 [# R
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 n, H# P4 A3 E& g
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
  U# k. s9 P8 ?+ j性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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4 a5 F$ u) a% @# z6 x- ~& H2 F教之道:The way of learning it : S- m6 O+ n& S$ @
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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9 u" i7 |6 t8 d7 I) c' ?  I7 q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) @4 ?; h0 b# q" W4 `! O择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ) E4 r3 T1 C, E' F7 h/ R9 W: Q

- p2 I" @- X! m: [子不学:If you don't study hard,
: ~; a& E+ m% [4 o/ }3 I3 n- y断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# E5 I0 P2 C% _: `  c. p窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
$ o( R0 g5 J' F% _% v7 Y有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine , m! K3 {9 c3 h! A
教五子 All his five son took it
. S5 M6 |2 d' v* V% p4 V2 d名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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: S& [- L# U5 o# O8 ^- e/ _养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
. R* J2 b( o8 j. D6 f父之过 It is all your fault. 2 h7 k* r# Z6 N4 B0 C
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
! u" |* X4 O# B/ @师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 H2 X( [& t2 T6 j

" r3 }5 R# B4 |. ~( c子不学 You may refuse to study this 0 E% e" V/ k& X, p  I- @! m
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
) s! K, O: [' ~' h幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ; ^, s8 ?- Y& K- O0 M! l
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 5 z8 N+ l4 p' V4 _
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, * ]& E4 c+ _* w
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( v+ A) e3 r' |8 _. u+ G& A人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 Z9 |. r  F; d/ U0 O% Q3 I不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!; `7 w1 P) Y2 L' ~
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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