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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
) A9 g& C+ G( w5 m性本善:Sex is good. % O5 a. z4 p7 f2 H: K1 M( o1 K/ ?9 f
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
7 Z) f" q  G) G+ v习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 R! w' o2 D2 G# k
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 2 Y0 T3 w1 U- B' L
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
: D* i! K* D, M: L7 N0 ]2 J贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. * T/ W( a$ n2 }6 O% G
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
! i7 I% Y: u, O+ V* @# l择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 ?- F4 A6 U4 j! Q7 e2 @
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. . E6 n' m0 c0 j
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
% q+ r& z6 C' p* A& k/ L有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
7 O2 ?9 r$ ~3 b) M教五子 All his five son took it
. d( d* W) s8 e! ~: J9 B: {名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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8 E: {% R3 y7 V& a) B. t养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, ) q' S4 i; H4 b
父之过 It is all your fault.
; z) ~# M0 ?( }教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
( s% _8 J; L0 y, b0 y师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 P" v1 J5 M, v: A3 {

5 g7 g6 u2 X) S$ w4 c子不学 You may refuse to study this 7 }  f1 [1 |, z7 b& q: \; _
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
9 x) C) t7 u& z* _- r( i; E& U! _幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
+ m# [; I6 }5 L2 ~2 C& v6 C老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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) c- O" w- X8 p  m玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, , q4 R3 w+ ]+ k
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
( G+ J! K; n- o: O  o7 r0 m+ {6 q- X人不学 If you don't learn sex,
. O+ g  L7 P$ \, A3 y" ^+ l7 X不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
7 ^* ?9 I$ j! V7 EFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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