爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
$ m4 [2 h) u. a+ X+ b( ~1 c3 _, K性本善：Sex is good.
  i4 H* T3 |* i8 d性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
, W3 Y' M" l; d苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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" V# L9 R, l/ k3 E教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

9 a0 I, V. T" N; C/ [子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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7 d" c& r# d7 {! Y: t0 E7 b窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

* f3 w" R9 m$ a7 f养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! S# k) s6 g  @" i父之过 It is all your fault.
2 i0 u+ O- I5 g, C& S# W教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
: [( T# `/ G5 V! ?+ s! [师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
' J/ o& _2 s' s/ h0 k0 R) O3 R非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
3 f) |% R# ~* F1 A8 R老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
5 l' J0 C# n  c% L2 ?人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' N3 M/ u$ s, N5 _7 G# n8 p! |. }; }不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
8 h9 H( N$ `5 ?Faint!!!!!!!!!!!