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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 0 K" g& D: p* e: l9 m
性本善:Sex is good.
2 O. e4 h( z; E性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 3 I2 m& O' w: u  `0 _3 x( A
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 j( W  c6 O  e1 i5 m0 X
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. " ^" l1 X  F, m/ D. [, S& R; f7 M" O7 V
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / y6 H. w5 A3 o2 u0 c( b

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教之道:The way of learning it & {; Q7 a7 k; |2 e1 q
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
; z0 M2 `& [7 N择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ) z3 y$ z+ G9 d+ p' s4 o
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子不学:If you don't study hard,
: W; N/ K/ {1 L断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. % F+ I: a. k7 f; v- u$ @4 a

* {& }5 Q# W, w# C* Z9 J: r& ]窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 D- y# i! {( V0 U3 n0 m9 W2 p有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
" P& s' m# j. r* k; G教五子 All his five son took it
4 v* M& c& r, j6 q/ a! O名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 2 @5 h+ P, y1 y( s( t& e& z, L
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 i. _; @# M' g! N# k父之过 It is all your fault.
; V7 d( {2 }3 h( v4 O0 a/ \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
9 A/ A( r: P: {9 i师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 Q; B7 ^/ z% v4 h, A. M- y9 @
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子不学 You may refuse to study this % H& r2 a9 P3 P3 o; Y
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
8 g! j9 E# _% ~+ {* q  A+ |幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ( d. r% k/ P* a3 U6 m( y  j
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; d* @3 {5 d1 Y  @( U) @" w

; w9 T+ ~3 Q: @$ S; u$ X玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, / I6 y3 T$ i1 X
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
4 R' _& R( e# N8 O4 F0 I2 U人不学 If you don't learn sex,
7 r: B, ^; g) X  ^  D不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 p% N2 W+ A/ W
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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