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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. $ g' _7 t1 G7 Y) h- Z
性本善:Sex is good. & k5 g1 O% ~7 f; M! O
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
' _& H$ l5 Y; ^' Z, _习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
* A  s6 O. u" ?0 e7 J& G苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
6 S! W4 Q; |4 F5 `$ C  M性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. / g1 U# M7 ~. t! ]4 g/ A6 E
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6 N% V4 t4 g$ x. S4 p教之道:The way of learning it
) \5 J) m+ g* c贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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0 b# H- x" e0 w2 s# C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
+ f& n" ^. _" h9 `, r; _( S择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, " e( W) p* \  v4 l! M, L. X0 x
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( K; g, y1 b  b* m7 z: s& ?8 K窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
* z; y6 J& ^0 W: B3 V9 b有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * E/ n; T( H2 v
教五子 All his five son took it
, n- D4 @. |( R! @0 Y4 z/ E名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.   h: R' i' c8 a

4 p2 q+ l( A5 C, l养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, " e  J+ J. F. `3 Z& `2 V
父之过 It is all your fault.
% A: `% L) `: e% Z5 k教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
7 l% b( K' y* W3 z# W' W3 _. I师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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0 z( r" q: i: i$ }  n8 ]子不学 You may refuse to study this . n5 P# s' T0 Y( [, ^$ ]
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
* E6 U9 ?- B! T. K0 Y& W/ d0 i+ a幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ( `6 Y1 ]5 T% K# E, X3 u3 z
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ; V6 |7 ~7 ~& a( }2 Y' \0 D

9 |  c4 o' W% ]# G, D. N玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
8 G1 ]$ X" \' q不成器 It won't become hard and strong. / Z" z+ \1 I/ l/ d
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% Z2 V+ I# ^/ a+ O- B7 l不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!0 i+ a+ w3 D( B5 ~" p/ D
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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