爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
1 r4 r2 c- ]) K6 Q4 Q  v性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
: n- s" h' f# B& B习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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  g/ ]% R0 {: P9 s3 {/ v; G教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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( r7 f0 [% h* R: l# i窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
% F# ]6 o" d, x6 J父之过 It is all your fault.
! N$ f: S/ U/ Y, i# w1 P, ?教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
2 H1 u/ e/ h& x4 i/ {6 |- z  f% o非所宜 but that is a real mistake
: z# D/ j1 y3 S  ?幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
% z. l4 R+ S$ {* |/ W老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& R5 k$ H. X& `; \6 B不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!