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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. ( C  ?! C" {# j' j  o
性本善:Sex is good.
1 P8 L* y6 @0 B+ V性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 1 p  X( k& [2 V
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
: N0 o9 e7 H( X5 A苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
' Q3 v& b6 o, p* ?# Z) ?8 H性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
1 y- D) [" j" R8 ]2 w% P贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 2 o: b6 G; }9 ~1 c0 C
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ t5 d0 y" M, d( A& _( ]1 X# u子不学:If you don't study hard,
5 N5 t9 j" a# @% b; v4 D断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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( W) f( G  I$ k0 Z) {" z1 L4 g窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
! P  [/ K1 |5 n有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 E/ l; I1 J6 R! H. v$ }
教五子 All his five son took it 9 m) _4 H5 o* \$ j; V5 H5 \; v
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. + Y$ X& D2 v/ a/ D# m& ]- u
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 3 v! Y1 Q# D3 j# Z
父之过 It is all your fault.
+ G2 {6 `( U4 p" ]2 k' ^& g教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
& q% H" U/ @. Z8 t  b师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # ^0 i9 B3 G- `: H+ m; M
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子不学 You may refuse to study this 0 v( g! K8 ], E# ?3 X4 b
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 8 N5 e5 Y& ?6 E6 L% A
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
9 f4 r5 y" r  f' Z( B" X老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 7 ~/ L6 m$ u" X) `8 w* A

& h1 d* h4 u. \$ J. G玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, , u; ?& I( Q% U& x" H
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
+ i! }( q9 B) h- P4 s3 b人不学 If you don't learn sex, " a% D6 B) u6 C+ Q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!5 {$ M9 W' ?% U# w, y9 J
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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