爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
; M6 D9 V' z/ S" n性本善：Sex is good.
, L( x( G7 K* ?/ L) `$ `+ p性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 k) y* \- w$ `/ f  _( i苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
6 {5 g8 j; J% d" n) C1 \0 K, f* [性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

! ~0 F3 _7 `5 X昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 O: H& x, B' S7 D1 Z子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
, @, m- {- P+ X9 ~! A有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
9 g: X2 B9 K) _- N3 P% e教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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  h& R; i3 c7 A/ S9 D( I+ N养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
8 _, S9 Z0 w) V5 M父之过 It is all your fault.
% ?1 l5 B4 m, F5 \教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( _7 b: G1 e- M, W1 S/ P子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
; I& L# L+ ^9 h7 D老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ f& R4 r/ x. v( M) V- ]5 y  k+ T不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!