爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
+ d7 A( d" C) j' y$ }8 }性本善：Sex is good.
: y  o) f# O1 W/ A# m性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
: Q$ E: J7 Z4 h4 z2 H! f. H性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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教之道：The way of learning it
  `& [9 m$ g% \% x( v贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
- O/ e' d9 ^( n. ?6 Q断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

1 e1 a/ p" A- P% X+ J) i) f( O养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
5 p. t- U. ?( k, V父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

0 f& ^) a1 T7 {% q# C5 [5 e, d) D) Z子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
. \! p0 O$ o0 T& f& L幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

( B1 x. c  F& [5 d: K9 n! K玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
& ^! g: Q' H' B+ L7 H, j7 b人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
( k# ?) z5 S; I& H( VFaint!!!!!!!!!!!