爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
2 y6 ^9 m2 K. N4 g0 I性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
+ P5 L! x& z' T+ E7 P- S  h习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
' U5 y, [* s: L& b& @$ ?- m苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


5 S2 v3 d; P  A  y5 w教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

* f$ z8 K5 F/ r2 a昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

* }1 Z/ A8 [6 ^" p! _窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 T, E4 Z* S8 p# W( y7 ?5 `7 b1 C9 W8 Z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
/ P% g4 J! u4 D& n* A( S$ [4 I/ e名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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" S- |: a8 W9 j0 z7 h养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
/ x; t: J6 d3 d3 Y2 W父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

/ W) i+ Q5 e3 h% T子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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: n1 y5 }; B" m8 M" n9 M; n- P玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 b. T8 [# n$ [6 J% k9 Q. P人不学 If you don't learn sex,
; o- I8 S7 K5 [& ~, M不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!