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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. - F) g  }0 u+ R: \8 V
性本善:Sex is good.
2 h. j+ C6 n7 j0 w0 o) L: K性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
/ y9 D2 {5 X% ^/ v% X4 M习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 P0 K# z; g, L* [! p* t! L
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
) Y1 S/ z' L2 j7 R) J8 X9 W2 x性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 0 {( ^' ~* R' P
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教之道:The way of learning it
9 m+ U4 q, Q2 Q5 J  s8 w贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ( t) n! k& K( D# D6 p& G# P& r. U3 P

! f' F+ p; M" n2 G0 O昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
# X% L, l' Q5 i5 ]5 |: [择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不学:If you don't study hard, ) a$ @2 e) ]9 Q0 \- U7 u' E& s1 {
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- b( Q6 k% U4 J3 w窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
4 v% W3 i# d+ j有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 i( ?) M5 ^1 ?) x4 n/ P
教五子 All his five son took it - V9 I# u, }  O$ u9 n4 j4 T! ^
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 7 k' o' [( C' b& N+ O0 ?

% u- q) I% \' O. B养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, $ D* n/ @* I+ H# o+ w( ^( @0 W
父之过 It is all your fault.
: y- y  ]/ P+ H# i4 k教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) w7 X9 T( F. @
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
' u$ P, X" @4 I: z2 m2 _, b非所宜 but that is a real mistake
$ v" V1 r  {3 c: h7 f# W幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, - B: f  q+ F5 b& C6 U
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ) j8 |1 N  G6 P1 b6 N+ r1 u
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 6 j, A0 n  r' a: E+ ]; r2 q( ]
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. . c7 {+ M# I" S& }
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
& {. z/ [5 n7 g; B$ `2 q不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
: K6 H  n* j5 Y1 J: z3 MFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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