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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life. 2 l" ?8 X) d. h+ O/ W% e5 u. a- Z. l
性本善:Sex is good. * X' {& T4 D  Q! o
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. . K5 [( P) \; l. x, s2 C! w3 _
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. " [: n0 s" O& `, Q8 X  V/ G! L
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 2 E; Z! w/ ]! m2 z+ |
性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. ' d7 \+ P# R: F7 |" A. ]8 M

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8 C+ b9 P# g& W* P5 @, O  K4 }教之道:The way of learning it ' G0 T  ]8 n" j% m" `; K; x
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. ! L( C7 ^; o  P! o4 q: w4 a/ i
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 8 L3 @$ {$ w. {  y" J4 ~
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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; G1 S+ c# K3 L子不学:If you don't study hard,
% k) p" Y% s/ R1 P* K2 Y断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
6 D; ]9 d; K( E: [6 U% P# N有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
! w! f6 l/ y0 F3 g* j; w教五子 All his five son took it # v' m: n  L% R. G# u% a& Y* \
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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: R. ]* ^9 N* @' }; r, Q+ G& L养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 0 \% x  x3 R+ u7 i; P) \2 S% h
父之过 It is all your fault. % E6 v9 }+ N3 O  f
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,   _  R* I, ?1 c5 D- \
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 L: }$ m' h+ i- W

& b/ [6 X$ }* j" l2 P/ r; J: o子不学 You may refuse to study this ( }( B; w/ i$ F& k3 e5 l, l
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
; x. s- f) Z1 R幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
( G( e7 G0 ~0 }老何为 you will lose your ability when aged $ L- y4 Y9 U2 K- w7 z7 q2 ]

8 n8 C0 f' a* l' x: }2 K3 |3 o玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, 2 s) g$ y7 s9 M  n; A; ~, b2 K
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. ( ?$ a$ p: q5 N1 b2 D1 ?3 h
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
9 X- }& d& j4 P+ s3 l不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!' s: l! ]! U" ~5 s6 Q
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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