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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life.
8 l# V/ |! e  p性本善:Sex is good.
% d9 S: ^5 l0 y5 ~! }+ t* T1 e( o  p性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. ) j3 F$ N5 O7 ~% W( T; P
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. ( \7 U3 S  z7 Y5 n8 @4 d9 ^6 T
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 8 I* B- }: {3 T- B" Y( v# r5 O
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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  @! M1 R7 s* n" ^' l7 b8 d教之道:The way of learning it 2 s& ]8 a- L( d. }* [& h
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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; C' J! O1 A4 j- Q/ {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
" n9 [7 u* o, M9 f# ]2 g2 i; \择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ t& Y& f0 s# {, q# H+ Q8 E子不学:If you don't study hard,
0 w: U3 p- i( _( [" X3 M$ {断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# L- L! ?1 o0 ]8 ~- q9 f4 Y' P% x窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
# d/ c% \' g6 C6 q7 q有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine / D1 \; [& k1 h; B' J/ p; J8 @3 D
教五子 All his five son took it ; F: @$ s# y) A; z0 V3 y
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, 7 K: e* e7 U) N. j: P
父之过 It is all your fault. 4 _+ d6 i1 ^: G8 @
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ) y9 o- n) m: r. k2 ?
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 n) n+ q& [4 t5 S' V4 b

# F! b+ `2 E* P9 Z7 Y2 Z, U子不学 You may refuse to study this - |% P# _& |4 ?1 Z2 ^# Y4 l
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
4 p; j) r' z6 q; X, {- V! Z5 o幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 s3 k6 w/ W) H% |- Q, Z0 \
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged 0 C3 w+ K. A" _* q
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, $ ]7 O, Y6 l: E3 z8 b8 t
不成器 It won't become hard and strong. * |( F6 R! C5 }* o: V
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
% r8 y; N8 u' u- ]7 k3 O不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!$ z5 k) D" w! Q" q: t
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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