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* C) U$ y; j. t I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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5 `0 k( H! _ g3 g7 t" @ A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!) L: C4 n5 P7 G$ R% D7 k# p
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!' H; O0 c! X$ Q4 v! A3 A: u
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.; Z( H! [, h3 h
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." ; I# J" Y5 D ]/ a, ^. E- R+ [
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"7 t) O' o9 y- Z# ~4 P* z% l1 X0 B
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.. Y) h0 L2 X; r/ F6 e8 V! c p
& x. @$ `1 W& u. d Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.* y, z" Q/ x7 L; R) p
6 o3 y1 b8 P* o8 i7 k X "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.1 {/ j+ J# i& j, y% @+ d
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"# t* j1 x, n/ m9 \' h0 g1 ~
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?3 s, P- v4 L0 }" w M% ^( z
' j7 @ s9 E7 z2 U- o _0 Y "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."2 S M9 N& D# ~, V! i- h M
) q7 t* P N0 e; g3 ] What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass? m- M1 @) w# m9 C# |$ G
% I6 z% e) ?9 b& { On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."" A" c+ p; R0 _# p7 l
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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