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$ C' ^* O4 ^: u W6 U T: U I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!0 O9 H( b7 Q7 x; E+ N- W6 h7 r+ s
+ e5 F. n1 A0 s* `9 e0 K- A A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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* Y1 i' s4 \% {2 V/ z% ^ q I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.8 m S& y' S' B* f/ T
; U o1 W( u9 V! l7 N$ U So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." # Y6 Y# S! N5 L4 ~3 k m
$ v4 R& U0 e f" i+ v2 g3 Y5 c Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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7 D& E) g" S& ?- ^ Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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2 P: a- N0 P6 l. r "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."0 t' L" S, j" a
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.0 b# M2 t& M' X) M' \" E
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?* J' D K ^: i! y; W
2 t* o8 g$ l. `- [: O0 k "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"9 b6 }6 r& ~8 S8 h, U# l# |8 r
4 ]3 M# i% r& f& A, k: j What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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6 {( z- ~- n- y What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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8 S; i8 n% o- ^ s9 ] On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."/ E/ S( d$ p! F
: k3 S0 K5 M, }9 T Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."! k3 J8 S" {, l" t7 u
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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