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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!, Q; R' d; @ U5 m7 @3 `
) y; ]* a, P. ~5 n+ x* I( E A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!3 e0 b: t; N1 B8 v2 d* m; S( v
* i, Q$ X& F6 M! _' h( _ I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea. D% g6 t2 H6 @9 k4 \
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought., Q: G: D1 P3 g8 k+ e( j
4 a' V2 ]) s; I; ^- |& }7 W' f- K Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.& z$ K3 C0 v& n0 f4 M x! W. W
- Z& n9 p9 V6 @- L' G4 t4 r "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."2 M! P9 z N v7 ~( N2 _7 Z
4 z0 p; M! Y4 q. n3 q, C4 z "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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0 F& U) g1 U5 D" u4 I What? Cemetery? What a place is that?6 S$ d' l/ o2 r$ Z6 J
0 T/ c% H2 E4 S! H2 K "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."! B d3 |6 L" t0 _; W6 m! U
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?- @$ m1 N3 D3 n2 B! _# M
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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