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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!; S6 {) l- C) ^* z& t8 Q
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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3 ^5 b' j2 g6 I1 X; W# w' h: {/ s6 N So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." 4 @0 ?2 r" r- P4 V2 k1 [2 s2 a
: x/ Z6 I9 n4 L; B' f& U Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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y3 N/ ?7 g$ C$ m; D Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."4 V; m( n2 w8 L3 {
# Q% j( P) _) V# H, _' R+ M "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.# o# S) w, H" h6 R
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"1 U# ?% i; l( k% b& H% n. o
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?3 K; d$ [. m6 Z- K5 y+ Z' E' s
$ \7 v0 S& ^7 O0 T* i "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.") G m9 j6 Q9 R7 f
6 @& ~4 V; q. _; v( v) I6 A What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."* d8 r# h( k5 W/ D8 v- |' k9 _1 o
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."' U& O, j2 z' y
) V" n+ q5 R5 E1 J' V4 ^( q9 G "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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