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0 F t& n! O* f+ c) H I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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8 U* n. C3 o( J& W% v* z0 c A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!5 X3 M1 b( b1 l, z& |
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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! Q5 H6 ]: u( x0 k4 `& E: T So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." : o$ ]5 ^4 q$ p# J6 _9 P
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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0 E8 T, v* i: v s6 N9 E" a7 k Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."5 i# F& r9 l1 i1 j) M `
) v! F7 b. r6 Q0 N4 e, l9 J3 U: u "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?0 Q. A" r% P' I/ S
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"# P8 T- o9 V C, o5 O. [& ^) `% n
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?/ J/ F# e; q$ u0 Z f9 B5 c, e" F
& ?: ]! z, `% o6 y" h1 v "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."! ?$ `% S# O- n( }
$ I6 F2 g' F6 _ What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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8 l. m9 u7 W% K8 f2 r On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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( p& ]3 F+ T; a2 } Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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2 U) _ x$ `* Y9 Q "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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