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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
2 q& J/ C8 }4 G0 S* w9 T# _孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
: P6 \5 @8 w, I. g* L/ OConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
9 C4 F& f0 M! M# _ C& a5 d8 }7 SConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
' ~+ s/ I* f" y0 U0 { Z t [Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk ) @& r* j7 |! z
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it : K ?# z+ e7 X0 C
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
, `, Q; F. M. u4 q% fConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 9 K# Q' G1 k8 P3 B6 N6 c
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
9 h6 z2 R+ s* f$ ^+ p( zConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 7 p7 e, c, Y& z2 r# p
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- V0 a. U9 C" V& U8 a$ z0 T9 N1 X4 z! T; gConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
% ^6 R# h9 Y7 R7 B' b1 r( ~ zConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ; y8 H$ m3 q. |, P" e/ c( J
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
8 c" N7 i/ m0 N& b4 D" R: cConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
x! R9 B& s OConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
# ^9 G4 j2 `9 m4 Z, V7 d2 MConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
3 D! ]8 U6 U( w5 I3 } jConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
; @, {) V: b, SConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired ( ^/ r1 f' _# l$ b2 R, k
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
9 R. U9 l( u$ a) P( t/ h5 V+ bConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
4 c D" ~! ~/ k" A1 D2 c: sConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
. n* s$ a5 A: E* l5 }( LConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel - X% J; s# S! y8 w
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck + x8 N) }/ l C* `1 C
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 7 ~# A4 n' A6 F9 Z
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
6 R$ R% S1 m8 x+ nConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
1 ` N0 J( k6 g+ q: I: f/ hConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
" ~9 n* g, l( oConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
( ?4 h3 L6 t' w- Q4 PConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ) x; \- n& m( @5 z! s. W0 |
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
# h0 n. p p3 q- W% fConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand : A* r2 v; D2 R2 }
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab ! L, N& u: M9 n# f: M) t
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 3 z& R) M! z, m1 J1 y3 R8 O s
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
$ G: q$ {; y8 z1 n" N2 J& X' {Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
2 I7 g4 S& T7 B# E {! I6 p4 J8 JConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
- ?% a% p- a) `/ t; a5 oConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
5 U2 x( e2 M7 D+ N: Q5 T% P5 h9 NConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
: B5 ^6 { ^8 n& Z aConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew 1 m6 m6 a8 B3 h N
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up % v' Z6 n0 f* |( }. J* g5 y, q
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
: P$ v# o2 Z6 y& b9 OConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
5 n# i" l5 Z5 A2 w1 iConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 1 Z/ k3 f2 G6 `! x& [
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 1 a: }) W. l" ^# d
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
$ W2 n6 w3 [- C' c! y3 z! q, k- _( pConfucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground / m/ x+ n- f6 x# e6 V% J$ X
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit % D3 ~% V4 q. `( S4 U6 B2 Q
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
, [! B, g. F0 L, _+ uConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
8 l9 p0 J9 N- J8 IConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
" c5 m) N t% Y# u0 a: T5 I/ ]Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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