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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。 J$ y1 ~& X6 {* `# ^6 J
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
' E8 B' i3 r6 _: YConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 4 `' |3 @! J3 T" X. [1 T# g
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 4 P' F1 D% @* ?4 O( Q* Z3 {2 }# W
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
5 ^, P" i" N. C& i2 i& G# M. Z( }2 qConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ) L c- h; R8 b
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left % B2 _2 I* r2 ^' z' |
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 7 R5 L! z/ c* v" d5 v: [ z. `) q
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 7 ^0 [8 f1 Q" x U, J+ x1 e- ~
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it 0 y; H$ H; K) M" V; a9 {# J8 K. k
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 2 e$ \# `) V7 Z% Q
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient - M" q( M# P& G6 a" `
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly W. ]* a; _6 y' V5 { q& b
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on D7 {( l! \( f$ r4 ?$ l/ j
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
( Y& a3 L. t2 t7 U. J8 w/ j8 `Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
8 G. v( }$ Q% n5 E7 j8 n* XConfucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
; Q1 B' R+ \2 @4 Y4 E9 JConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts / R/ Y, l& v+ p9 V" u0 b0 E. Q4 t
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired 7 w, F! a, _. j- P+ e; [
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted / Y' h1 J' A3 Y7 Q
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist 1 u% q: r* Y7 p+ C( Q
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level ; |' B0 R0 p2 P; x, @9 v$ w( J
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
0 T! p. O* j# V% ?5 o- F) |Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
& S2 t$ ~( T7 i0 O; U/ W6 yConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot - q/ G! B7 r S7 w3 a' z t
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
- e, y) e& b- CConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
! q4 s }+ V. e$ g% IConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
6 t) r+ y R& mConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
: W8 k9 @/ s2 w) n9 ~& OConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
* Z+ R( r% r4 I" L- d7 F% q" S# ]# SConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok + s& z; c |5 f2 B0 ~9 [
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand % e3 I$ w9 z% K, g' o' ^
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
6 i8 _$ n: E; W x8 nConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better 0 c0 y _7 J: \) H4 m( G% I( x9 w% Z
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ( l) Y& b3 \9 R$ b. P. O1 }
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
/ }7 ^! p G% ~" m. tConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement 8 B" D/ e& V" J, K
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
3 }% g# [ R+ BConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot $ u& E/ R6 C; N& `9 e2 Z1 [( D3 s
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
9 c# T( O& Z: YConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
! E+ f- e% O- T4 K% v7 pConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 7 x2 n) H2 v/ H+ o. u
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic + \5 \0 V; X6 J$ ~ Y0 S
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny : L, h2 K$ `& r% m7 I
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ : e) g2 N* z* V3 ~' ?8 A( h
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 6 [6 f$ | g! r+ ^
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
0 M5 M1 N+ O' F2 h, N. A' U& G8 t. |Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 8 ~6 F0 _: _ v4 K- X6 N
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
; ` ]" V2 Z( {& n# [; |Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag : n) O! r" X: Y6 {
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
1 I8 o+ e2 _& K/ K- U6 U2 T6 MConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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