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, t3 H; n9 {; a1 `7 i) T孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
# d8 V: c- ?: gConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 4 Y N* D% y: [- ~: i/ L/ E
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
6 |" D! m0 n" p. HConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk , }! |2 N* f5 o+ I# }
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
, W1 g+ m: c aConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
3 B* | I# ^+ e$ I- y9 A6 @Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
& y" T- H4 ~, t _9 O* f$ fConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
: d2 t2 U7 v* t4 t& ?0 E7 q: GConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
+ k% @0 F/ |9 K- lConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 9 M2 l# z! R5 ]4 X( d
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
; P; g- T6 t j( l: qConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 9 N9 [- b4 M# [2 s3 A& I* E
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on * H s& p/ s" h9 q7 h' n
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
( I2 e4 J: \ r; e7 Q! GConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
' f+ h% D. H4 o' E1 H f |Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 1 o6 ~2 J. D, g, ^. I, E; F
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts " |0 v% F& M- X% V! Y" N! W1 R
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired & l, Z9 g, _! G. }2 p
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted ; G9 H9 n8 \+ ?2 p0 V, h
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist * }( D8 A$ }: m3 a+ A1 q" d
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level / L* }1 Q2 M" u3 M
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 3 F, m# `! J9 ]' f+ k
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
; l+ V5 p0 S' _Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot # i: v8 k2 Y2 L
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
# `2 Z: H" q/ o4 IConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts ( K9 [$ v6 w3 n3 |- E0 ~+ z+ f
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy : b& a, Y1 a4 b; U- ^
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
5 k4 A) T: `4 s. t% L7 @$ ]3 ~Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
- i6 m* l/ i, Y! G+ N* dConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
% ?& D, x6 X( E& B9 }: i& j7 gConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
8 f$ n/ r+ h7 I; V: eConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 6 C$ i+ b i) D9 M
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
) I: I9 p4 q5 J% g# K( p* f' sConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 8 x! p; h2 t+ O% Z
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
& K3 B- l9 e- IConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement ( X; Z& ^+ h% u
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face / `9 k. P5 P9 S$ B c" K) T. j
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
: I9 r$ W8 j8 q5 Q( F/ PConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
, {+ H/ k: v8 f% PConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 5 V+ A1 ~; c! X4 ?2 p
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion . ~; V" I9 l! H
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
# Q. u* U1 D1 DConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny 6 G2 T. s8 N2 H# \" S5 Z
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ) ]# r3 t# g8 w% B
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ( j: R8 o# B* C' s$ i4 |
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
{. n; z% s; QConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
, P: v; u6 L k- @2 T% FConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth ; H. q0 o5 o$ W t8 n
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
2 x3 Q" }5 C: R) D6 W& d2 VConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
# l9 K0 R7 M4 N9 |/ h, R; d5 KConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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