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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。9 Q6 I: T5 |# f2 E6 b9 w) _" y
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
. b, }' u2 T0 a, T q. W* W! Q0 jConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 5 f: V6 w. _6 [6 O2 [
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
, l5 C3 _- k& Z, U5 A8 i1 DConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 5 e7 P4 A* i5 V; W4 o8 B
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it ' K9 f, i- |" {: }+ V
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
; [0 m% t. l1 k2 {3 p3 tConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
0 q4 H% F' x5 {, O) k" dConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
3 }; C0 y3 ]* O* ?Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
( k3 L; E% Q" e1 U% X9 fConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants ( L$ `+ ~6 r2 n
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
c7 H2 B* {* r1 jConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly $ H8 a3 t0 ?; V. X% y/ y+ z2 o
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 5 }) q6 t, S; F/ Z$ K# L& r' u
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long . Q2 C6 B. e @+ G, d6 `
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week ; @% a* p* I- y
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
) X+ X4 q ? R" k" L1 [; o5 s9 AConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 9 c. {' J7 @5 b7 U, g8 P
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired - z1 P1 q* r" c! y1 ] }/ u3 I
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted $ q4 ~4 M" B' ^. l& F9 Q- D) p0 m
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist ( o# c% V+ R. x2 q* t
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
x/ F0 G+ Z+ h" h. t8 [Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 5 `+ k, g c0 z2 J/ N$ v: X
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck O( j! @+ b" I! G3 D$ q
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ( n+ e% U5 r9 n% B$ X( E) n/ U
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
1 v7 n* B0 ~, O" s5 t/ oConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts $ P6 g0 P3 @# t/ |9 r
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
1 R6 ~, d2 H9 L: E$ P- YConfucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people , |( {0 l0 S2 N/ [6 S& w7 ]
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
" p6 H$ ^, s' sConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
3 M4 D& S3 Z( r" E" B5 s/ k- IConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
4 r; h! e" b3 I6 v) m+ a& u7 MConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
9 S# O8 i8 |) NConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better ) z5 _1 d) K1 b8 _2 R
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
. @; V/ E$ k5 J& l9 t: W4 gConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 9 i: u2 f; x% W0 }) `: K
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
+ k' o/ ?+ B5 S( h6 kConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
$ R- F% j; r. a2 I/ d+ `2 RConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot % V' A* {: {& q" q% J( ]5 ~6 N
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew + X" d; ^ j0 X: P6 ]' ]" B
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
& D! |/ T9 s$ B7 W7 `Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
5 G' \9 u2 R% F0 f) YConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
% Z4 C& p" z% A; p& ], J; ^Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
8 ~( ~, F( U) O& F# I7 iConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ / u$ A" N, y) x# p, r7 n' m$ {
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 9 R% z+ B0 e+ ]5 {0 D3 Y
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
6 x( f" ^" F9 W; b, [& y+ P/ P2 uConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
2 |5 ^- s+ Q' l! F% d% l' gConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 2 A# f2 d+ `, _0 u) B
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag . X, {( H F5 s7 c
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face # G9 S. k; h/ _$ P6 Q& T$ x
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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