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) `1 l% H6 [2 o# O8 `孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
) @! Q# V0 C; m( qConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
/ |5 m; E/ Y7 t! B4 c8 f4 YConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
* T& ~! ~' w" `4 zConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
# J* W! R+ o# }" w# qConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it # p( `8 ^) M5 Q4 v+ L7 b
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left , Z+ |- ]8 Y* _% q; }1 g. T
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house . Z5 h# S0 W% V
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
; ?$ K: V* j! S! j8 uConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it a0 W$ w1 A0 I z
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 2 d! f% b+ w; ~
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient . e, e; r7 Y! B$ R- E' H5 |7 R! q
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly & O t, N& b8 D9 D" w) g6 k" A
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
% [0 w, I" j$ w. V9 t9 [$ hConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
9 l3 R! ~) N; tConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week " `: Z3 w7 ^4 u, y* Z+ h
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
! o/ W/ k6 y! f# f! @0 cConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 7 Q5 Z% J, [; D2 Y# A% s, D; K1 j; @
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
8 L' W4 ^9 q8 Y/ `Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
" h# F$ o0 z1 F& y2 ^7 cConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
0 v% y$ h+ [5 c8 `2 jConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 0 b, b$ f6 Z2 p. k4 a* n/ |! t
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
`! v# V0 ^- y- @* u( H3 dConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
* I2 c6 M4 N0 `% y( u6 s- UConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 8 I8 y6 V0 y5 x. J. k. |& H j
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy $ c2 `. G& C1 ]. d% V# u6 _6 ^9 K* H
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
0 s R! m# d( g {5 XConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy - w- @$ B: v ^% {* Q( V
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people ) Y/ [! V/ Y4 v
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean ( R8 r- k, h/ n$ [7 x4 p
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok ( N8 s/ _# ?( v# n) X1 K/ t4 M6 T
Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
3 H0 L! Y! q: [3 I. IConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab + h" b* ~$ u% {7 E; D' _* s
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
: ^0 S. B) G6 I5 xConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts / R* {3 J' T, c/ ^2 M; ]: _& C
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders ' c2 ? ?0 t( v8 R7 {
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
; D/ L* o% }9 CConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
2 B6 q* U! ?4 z: m% o4 ~/ JConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
" X% o! c X0 l, c# rConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew # ~ p K+ t( x6 B+ V$ I
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up 7 b8 P4 D, o1 g. ^5 `/ f
Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 4 B7 _, r) {3 d9 n% o$ U
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic 3 v6 E d ?- _, N' w X
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
# W( j: \4 Y! nConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ " c) F1 Y% a9 V) w) A6 e R
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit S( E3 R* R i( f. }
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
) u, |# U; j9 s0 b% {Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
# b9 Q- ~7 g% q3 o! O. ?9 K! I: mConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth " O8 ` E1 w% e1 e
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag Y6 u: s3 k9 {( n
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face - [- J$ e4 P9 x0 q* |$ m5 Q
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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