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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。' o4 S: x$ n5 Z' R& W% [
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?7 G% d- a. O0 p3 V* U2 T: s4 |2 Z
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone . A) g( ^$ G2 e1 L: o; y
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
; ?& \& A8 |6 y1 w3 _6 aConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 5 [' u# F3 ^ u$ T
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it - `: u# T1 y( j0 A# S
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left * B) X/ W2 R1 d& N
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 0 T1 B: e+ b/ |' D }- s
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
% U3 N& S! h, R6 h8 f( H5 KConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it Q( L3 T }% v/ S
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
, d& R' d+ O& ?/ C, q+ qConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
6 j1 r% Z8 d* B5 k, z5 F4 UConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 0 O8 h; @3 ^% d6 Y% b
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on $ p* _/ r/ {2 W; K
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
$ x. P$ F3 g2 \: v/ O( WConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week , @- q; x& g2 e; ~0 Q1 Y" m) k
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent $ l4 F2 y- ?" P! }* U
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 9 _/ `# u+ L' o4 ]
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
6 W2 A- O8 Y2 A( U9 }Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted $ Q/ b0 s G# h/ x
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
, L4 X$ y# l* @# I A: h* tConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level . D2 F+ p r5 Q5 n5 r5 g
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
2 v; {& |, g; Z4 nConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
/ O, h# B3 m5 O& cConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
8 ~% D* u0 z7 k5 fConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy r1 Y+ O0 H g3 k2 d
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts : r6 c. y$ B1 r
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 5 {# N7 s& c0 d7 Z& T5 H1 t
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
, l0 N$ p" q! ]9 t1 D- F* DConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
5 E6 r# `: i& {" C1 f- ^/ n) yConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
1 V8 d& p- ]" T' qConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand - J, W; f' M2 z
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab - I1 M+ p6 N; I
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
; x0 c0 S( c4 b' E2 o8 T# LConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
, g! @7 l" t* p# e( K6 h" c! `% lConfucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 1 ]/ }6 V. s, b- c! o8 M
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
( N! M, {) M' C' I3 f4 d& zConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face & ?) M. ~- o* R* a+ G% e
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot / J, C2 y: N* r' \
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
7 e& o# |' P0 [8 oConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
4 Q0 ^/ U9 d/ @2 j. R5 A) eConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
3 w, X- s3 }9 t& [+ EConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic # _! d, [; P o8 ?" ]9 G
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny ) w# Y$ p, C& P3 K$ N/ H' w& n0 q
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ - G$ u8 U0 a; {7 f
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
( D% L+ L# L* Z3 J( D7 o, N% `Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
' t) v" M/ M) u" e/ |! F$ Z3 k* B4 RConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit 3 _- [8 e8 `9 c3 v+ M, J
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
. d6 r8 L! m' Q/ v" v' bConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
4 L& x! S+ v0 K' Y/ A. _Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
9 ], I$ l x0 U( M# R* LConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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