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7 }& C) [- _2 E: i- u6 v, U# r话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
0 J# v3 u* C: b/ R Z5 C# {Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
4 ~! u; p1 e( z9 \+ `9 jPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!/ ]6 X% o+ Z9 f' F8 w
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
' D$ _& F! N* C7 T3 CPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!. X- x" f7 \5 \) c! \& r
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?' f6 y- R$ U, t' e H" d
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!6 E/ W: E/ E+ Q" b6 M0 k. e
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
4 H- I2 s" o5 M0 O( UPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
8 n. q- F! C7 Z3 YChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?' K4 G/ D; ]4 x5 k6 `7 F
People: We’re the imperialism now?3 T* @# y) w1 z# {
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
& a& l8 y! y( T+ z% ] X3 o* Upeople: It’s in America now!/ ~# {% H" O" C$ F
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来个对照6 ^4 g& j2 ]+ F( D) H) P
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗+ E; R) q# v6 Y3 T6 D) F% t8 }
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
, T4 ?" \" `* W毛：资本家还存在吗
# e- W3 h+ W1 W/ }% F; L我们：生意都做到外国去了: g, X5 W# c! E
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
( z& ]! j% a' |* Y% x我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
% }2 w5 p+ X7 T& t& o0 X' L& a毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗 Q1 K2 t) s: R8 c' L8 C3 W
我们：他们自己解体了
& }$ `9 t# ?3 M( ?1 K毛：帝国主义打倒了吗4 c! J* b7 W5 M0 G- A8 D0 i
我们：我们自己就是了
+ s3 `* e8 } p D5 ^+ n$ r毛：那我的文革呐0 o$ T: L, ^! o0 ^. m, N+ j
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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