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{/ k9 ?) s+ T+ L {话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
6 y1 o" l4 l' xChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
$ ]9 s; T. D* e9 U' WPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!7 }/ }3 A$ {% d9 a( g/ t6 N+ n
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?2 s6 P. l9 k- ~+ {; z; _/ T# j
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
. D- x' a( P/ o, }# ]" l6 @& l# tChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?. C! q0 [1 X* u E @9 O0 C7 H
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!# ?. t9 n) \0 G' d- f* ~& ^8 C
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!8 L* K" d. P! u) H4 d$ b
People: They dissolved it themselves!! e1 j# H; T/ Z6 |2 d
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?" i: _7 \5 E$ K2 m( W! z9 ?6 E
People: We’re the imperialism now?
4 P% l; a9 G2 ^: V6 b: ], AChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?! B: E3 N2 l5 ^ }* @. h
people: It’s in America now!1 W1 g* e9 y) ~! ~ e: {
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5 h; {0 x7 Y* i+ |) U$ D) ?% x u9 Q" m s来个对照# C2 d* P. s' |9 X4 w. X
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗7 m) i* y) R1 E
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
* R! a1 j% D5 t2 x, M$ H/ J毛：资本家还存在吗
/ _3 }8 V8 y7 j/ |8 |我们：生意都做到外国去了0 b- t: }" u y7 x& P% y H9 B
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
; d( O! g5 p) ?( g! f我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了, B& z; F, j$ E. @6 i+ N& f
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗) A3 c2 B& o1 G+ z
我们：他们自己解体了+ ^9 }2 L. ]# c8 E5 L) O+ V9 w2 `
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗8 O' m, l* O. O" r2 k& [& l2 m
我们：我们自己就是了, j+ @ | N3 s d" J1 y8 _$ m% Z1 r" n
毛：那我的文革呐 f) b) r! { b4 y/ R4 B
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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