毛主席问答英文版，

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! j4 K( D) h; E& N4 N* g话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
' F9 K% i9 Y0 s: k& IPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
' H/ R' O) i- ~8 FPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
. [4 \& p( o8 e* M% a1 {People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
0 j1 Q$ |3 z& ~6 R2 Z8 N7 {, pPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
+ a# V- \( l) D8 qChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
; ?6 s( ?7 f( K+ |people: It’s in America now!
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9 n5 R7 p* @9 N1 D, G( P/ n3 Q来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
3 P& ]  O1 ^  a3 ?9 x# H2 ~, b我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
& J0 i/ k  E0 S/ g( a3 B毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
! r2 e% ]" N4 N/ O. C毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
# d3 T" W9 t3 e$ ^我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
. \$ l, \1 `  _. v毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
8 T/ G5 d& J+ F- L: k3 A& F1 X我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
: B" L/ `3 ^4 Z1 u+ B: {我们：我们自己就是了
; t, e, ?3 x" o) V" V' |毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了