毛主席问答英文版，

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  v( x) J- r! A2 J话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
6 o" z; L/ X! A4 U" ]* KChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
2 l* r4 g. ^3 K7 FChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
8 b) K& y) o6 l: v8 @0 x7 V, SPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
5 w' ~/ \+ a' ?6 Gpeople: It’s in America now!
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% B( m0 l# J) U/ n3 w7 H. g. Y! ?. z* l来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
6 m& F% \- k; r我们：生意都做到外国去了
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
# n$ Q& n4 _1 _+ M1 c1 X我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
- `( @* F# g6 Q' d% h) m毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
, W4 `# C0 `, }5 T我们：他们自己解体了
/ `+ T4 Z5 F) D1 b: D毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
. e) N- g( n% j: S+ V# }8 W: s我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了