毛主席问答英文版，

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3 M4 ~: j" A8 X话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
5 b, r+ ~3 U) z! ^$ z6 c) |Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
0 H5 `  E" r; f# w2 ?% jChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
3 ?  u6 {, H* Z" y! D+ VPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
8 B" r1 d* \) D. ^Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
4 Z3 ~' L0 l1 `0 R2 H" bPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
% W, g( F, r/ ?2 \4 UChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
$ \; r5 G! f* Q1 A1 v4 OChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
( H5 g# ^2 J2 a7 S3 M' dpeople: It’s in America now!

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来个对照
7 F3 Z) \4 |, R2 ?毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
: x- m( j2 ~$ \. x我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
& }1 E1 m1 R  z5 f% w( |( Q' }我们：生意都做到外国去了
4 p: M$ |* K$ C* i% b毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
, S! ?* X8 P( \/ H: n我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
- z, ^3 {* F9 x3 T+ m% E毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
9 ~9 N( ^3 {% r+ j& Q毛：那我的文革呐
) n5 G( `7 b) ?* j我们：闹到美国去了