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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
* t. T; c& u7 Q$ i$ w m2 VChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?/ v5 L$ V( Z0 M' r/ \6 \
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
2 B. n% H5 R+ O3 |7 j0 sChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
* k- j. u+ `# ~. |# D+ xPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
; a( u/ a: z/ fChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?: e9 y% `' U. a2 ?2 V# @, S/ U, e
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!7 v3 M# d& N* Y& V, y- s. ?+ R
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
# y0 N: V0 ~3 BPeople: They dissolved it themselves!- p. U. ^6 a) Q" T: _% j: L5 g
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
2 {9 b3 X- R3 Z4 {People: We’re the imperialism now?! \* S# l4 R9 z' Y; g
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?0 ?" n8 u$ y* ^7 n8 ]
people: It’s in America now!
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/ ^1 b, G# ~& H4 f, e/ a9 K毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗' m4 X1 I' S1 R7 Z
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
1 Q# J5 _0 F- w e6 U. q毛：资本家还存在吗" k" V, L9 s @- [
我们：生意都做到外国去了( m+ ?! S5 t7 ~ h6 T
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
, a. |# i6 P& f3 q! Z我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
8 [% X7 ?- F0 n/ f3 f毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗: A3 R' \7 z6 t+ U6 [1 l4 A* Y
我们：他们自己解体了' k4 x$ q0 n7 x: S. s B& s5 |4 v
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗$ H6 g+ D8 }( d. u- E, X+ G: Z
我们：我们自己就是了
8 y4 h( @2 v3 y. D; w" R毛：那我的文革呐
. R& b5 `3 y+ A* \9 X我们：闹到美国去了 |
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