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k9 d+ U3 W& s1 }& [- a- A话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。8 ` a1 j3 q+ n' C P
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
( b( Z( l6 E1 U; mPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!2 J, R+ b& X& J5 A' z6 ]
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
" E x- l" [0 ~! APeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!/ {8 g6 S+ b0 p Z+ \
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
, Z% z3 j: R1 S9 `& D: T2 VPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!8 C5 J0 L% F& D9 e/ U7 s* V; ?
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
- B, `3 A6 W' V9 lPeople: They dissolved it themselves!8 U6 q$ m: e& d% [0 U
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?1 r: H0 \. S4 f9 x% A, u" H. J% }
People: We’re the imperialism now?
5 ?2 T% X0 M2 r" @Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?4 v& i7 K1 i) T: Q. o
people: It’s in America now!% x) f- a E) X# c) ^' c
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' \0 y/ U6 s f5 c) }: W" W! p来个对照- i8 H1 E" c& I5 d; i/ o
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
& ^# u- x% b* G; S我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
7 V8 ~* l- d" ]; s, }1 K7 o6 _3 o( j毛：资本家还存在吗2 y# z5 P. v- l" }' u6 l
我们：生意都做到外国去了/ Y& q( S- J4 s. b
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
) e( ?7 y- n- ^1 e9 t+ g) B- W8 J我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
0 O5 z; X3 a7 Y& b& A# h- P) Y毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗 C2 M# ?4 z O! x7 u
我们：他们自己解体了! b0 \& c4 _* @0 o$ t8 K/ ]$ r
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
+ D! h1 J `4 }4 X( e/ p! C2 S$ ]' B我们：我们自己就是了0 n' X& B& x+ I+ Z: G
毛：那我的文革呐/ Z3 J# |' M! p4 w% C4 @
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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