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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。# L5 h/ r. s2 u5 `4 O
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?0 \6 w2 E/ j4 a$ _
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
7 w w; V* b6 A8 p+ f/ gChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?% S8 c) f9 P9 `0 _/ _& Y
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!2 S6 o! O+ K4 O0 u( D. m/ q
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
8 V. s# u9 y* [" V8 s2 c9 KPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
% c- g0 s( V6 v7 WChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!9 R$ b# x5 n7 o% j
People: They dissolved it themselves!
- B% K% y' e6 y' y; p) l6 @) b( MChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
( D# q: u* P5 n. U. b! d; K" p- \People: We’re the imperialism now?! K' g& D. J9 r* N& Z" w
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?6 j% C9 s |0 C7 h$ S/ S
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
; P% X) @+ U1 j/ e& {5 Y毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
8 i( W0 l% b4 a! ?( x" V/ P我们：都吃多了，减肥呢* v8 g0 d* T5 l& x* c, Q0 ~- A8 r
毛：资本家还存在吗- V5 H9 J( v; k$ Z7 K
我们：生意都做到外国去了
$ q, }1 @# m& E) Y毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗 p1 m6 v' s* O' ]- T
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了- V4 r7 g4 w$ o4 v+ p4 y k
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗4 N! E+ g6 Q9 C
我们：他们自己解体了# @" S# J1 E' [% `' X
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
2 N: R5 Q0 `, ~我们：我们自己就是了, @, v/ G- ^0 g
毛：那我的文革呐
; e! b5 b) s. D9 \9 `我们：闹到美国去了 |
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