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8 q. N9 L$ n3 s z话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。9 j/ E' {% k9 D
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?1 Y9 n/ |$ m: _+ v9 ]
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
4 _; v5 l5 |# d1 }Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?7 n, M- o0 V( x2 s* l
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!, k$ ~ b- Z$ O0 @/ A8 C
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
4 x& F% O# J% K& I* K% FPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America! X" k, s3 t6 \# z' a
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!( V; c6 v' `; M+ [: n) s& b' G
People: They dissolved it themselves!4 h0 k& ~, P/ N% t; }
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
3 k8 ^8 x+ {0 JPeople: We’re the imperialism now?9 @) i# S5 O/ X. r* I& A5 T9 v
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
6 X* X: x7 o' U5 vpeople: It’s in America now!9 q5 B7 P6 M( e6 U3 X; {
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来个对照/ c1 n) P! X$ L; Y
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
' Q) w2 }0 t x. G4 c q6 A我们：都吃多了，减肥呢( B4 L( G( U( R( [8 J+ Z0 W9 `
毛：资本家还存在吗" J& K: r* s) Q( E! m2 \. N
我们：生意都做到外国去了2 Z7 _4 k3 [3 U$ ~* d1 a$ L
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
1 f; B; j5 t% ?7 X# o( i5 b我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
9 w& h4 f' K: j/ N0 Z7 c6 R毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
- H1 s8 L1 z& U& a( m# D. z我们：他们自己解体了
0 p! v5 v3 W3 y' P0 f; _6 @毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
S+ ^# `) ^: `3 {% M+ `8 ]1 V我们：我们自己就是了0 l8 a; f' c: s, g: k2 R6 J
毛：那我的文革呐
+ ^5 ^, A0 K( d' ^8 g5 j" ]我们：闹到美国去了 |
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