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# y% l) Q) l. p Z" B话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。2 c0 W: m* R9 w
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill? ]* E' ^! t% ?8 d P4 B# ]6 h: x( D- M
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
) p8 f' O% \ ^8 h4 vChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
r$ V( u4 x) _People: They’re all doing business overseas now!) i7 ], }3 X+ P- x+ V6 D! |
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
7 }8 A+ Y, h1 Y" I. N& S& K& x) ?5 HPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!6 Y, k& L* N' e0 `
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
- {! `8 ~6 s6 {* u/ q! h9 oPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
0 Y1 i. T& D. YChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
# Q1 O! ?( g2 m0 n+ U6 ]2 oPeople: We’re the imperialism now?0 x$ Y; |3 P% V1 N( v, ]' M, p
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
) y7 F1 [" z7 Apeople: It’s in America now!# Q; y0 _1 X; \9 \/ W
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来个对照( X2 _' v" P( x# W* c( o- J0 v
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
: @3 K h3 z1 \6 s9 Z! p: e我们：都吃多了，减肥呢/ r, n' E9 y4 U
毛：资本家还存在吗9 j; i9 P. G" S1 K& c6 [
我们：生意都做到外国去了
! w. c4 l' S3 q6 o8 `4 ]0 u毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
+ q. a/ ~# o" o I1 v我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了9 O2 F: x6 A, g5 x
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗# n! M9 H5 O D* t
我们：他们自己解体了- ~+ B* D" w7 ^' I1 E: n
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
) ^; D1 N9 f6 }$ Z( t4 |: _4 m我们：我们自己就是了
8 e' w% `, O7 G$ z" ^' ?毛：那我的文革呐
- L* f* w, M: M p2 w我们：闹到美国去了 |
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