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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. - [% \( }1 {' U
! }% E5 _* ` ` One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2 n+ F7 C% l7 H( p5 z' P r. M
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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& { @6 y- F. z* J6 m Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. * j9 J' n6 s2 e z9 ~; y
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 1 H$ Q: b* j1 V6 p
0 P6 ]* r% X* S8 G4 O Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ( n( G- `! o/ H i$ b
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 - \: ?6 o2 }4 Y" |
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
/ d( y/ H6 Y' C+ v 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 2 w! E7 j- W& v/ z8 Z
( R8 E& M% u" y1 c- D The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 5 H* |, `0 y( s
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. * i9 a" s2 X7 L" M7 t
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. / g, n7 b2 ?( j7 _% l8 V$ c
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). % H5 e( \. o1 m$ t# x6 L6 u
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ! t( w- D, A$ |0 E
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. - s6 w/ T$ J/ f# Q
8 |4 f3 M( b4 P0 m$ r( @, u Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 8 [. Z! R8 z p n) X
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. 7 a2 R7 r8 [4 J) l, c4 z/ l, O
: k. J1 b6 S8 h) l9 u Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. / p3 W! \& B* c/ `3 Y* O% X
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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7 U6 K3 v m+ L "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
! J, D+ y3 z6 A) K- [" k "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. , e0 w: t7 s. x7 v; s3 ?; e
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
% U( z4 S6 Q6 r Q 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 6 | @/ b! A& I& W- t
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " . |, E, ~- x! L1 a( v0 z
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. $ G+ T& w) E5 E# z3 Y2 h
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
$ p3 S7 _2 g) V0 V' v- p 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 1 l" t! |- o0 s5 k4 L" J+ N
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result! , Z8 P, |' U% S* v
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! : o( M0 n0 M {5 b
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
4 `% V9 G8 G+ v 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- v8 H! F, H3 i! M0 w 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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