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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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1 v- D. f- ^6 i/ U, v9 G0 g9 l( D2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?- K& E7 c& S; k/ j' Q, p
---incorrectly
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?) D r) z$ |: O$ w7 f, W) k1 G
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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0 g! ^ o' M( X5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?' @0 R* J+ B2 `* f# k) ^+ V
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?& V- Q" v2 b, c0 g' F* y" S1 o! }
--- She is walking.
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0 u6 A+ v! Q( A+ b T/ f; E# ^: y7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8, Which is correct:7 k/ Z4 x6 q; k+ f& O
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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