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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?% O" [: d& j4 f( s$ J4 Y0 s) O
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9 A! P' K% Y# `) ^* x+ n3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?: S) d' J- [ n( y
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?9 u" y5 p2 r0 d9 z
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$ R% _2 n ^1 I D- L: A5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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: o7 o# b+ { Y6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?- {2 _4 E2 @) |% j u+ W8 w
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A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.% y1 B0 H {9 i% U
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.- h1 J/ x: p8 {+ m- @
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