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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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/ d( z8 ~3 M6 Y: q i2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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% V. G, q; ?+ x; ^ l0 z9 \6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?: m! {. j8 K D6 I+ C* s
--- She is walking.
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! |, P" Z0 L! H$ A' O7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?, B# N i7 {5 a6 ]) i
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V1 ]/ C# M# {, C7 u, w' H/ _8, Which is correct:# `% V& m- }6 E A, v; E4 A# ?0 w
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.+ }. W v; l. e/ {0 B
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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