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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?3 v5 U$ h) x$ p' e; U2 X
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$ n% F+ c' ~& g" _7 P2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
% Z( ~8 n2 S. M4 G---incorrectly; J! l; T. ^( s# _
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?* [/ z: @( o9 u, z# T
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: J2 `3 D" E2 V5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
& k/ Z' R9 G$ C; U2 d---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?. P$ k7 t% _/ S, G& `2 K. B
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?$ S- z0 h- I2 R( u m# N& w7 S4 N* ?
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8, Which is correct:
. ^, _3 a5 @: C9 j( y4 Y) y1 ^ A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
9 x% N5 d& ?+ m: N1 b. K B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.& ~* L) o- c. S* o
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