新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

& ~# p1 G/ W2 S# C; Q3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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% V& a, l# U' T8 @( y4 g　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

! y1 X  s; w4 ~　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5 |( B- B+ I# o3 p( c3 O) C2 C/ y5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

. U, X/ b2 X( `　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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. I8 y# @! H+ T8 l3 i/ `1 j  p6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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0 p  }2 Y( z* Z# P5 A: k8 i　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

/ a! Y7 G: y# e: O; F! l' n7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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0 ^8 y) {2 i, Z) F- t, o0 Q　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

: w! s4 L+ \7 |2 J- ^( z　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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- |- k$ C# E+ u! x% {+ c5 S' V$ h　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?