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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
2 @3 N& x1 D. I' E+ c1 f9 y- A8 ] 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 7 ?9 X! B- e- `# P2 F; _) \
- m5 l: _5 g5 k- Z3 W& r2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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U; D: G- F: A, e7 {3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ( E5 k" k, c' Y1 q
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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& \2 ^+ j% \$ v$ X4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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( [/ k; n+ V9 }# ` 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! B7 W$ ^; Y* S; B- }6 H
( H i( ^3 X/ i# O5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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, E* I) K2 x$ w3 {! T 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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4 e4 A- M/ p( u* Q$ I C6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & Q* b" Q6 ]+ g( ^
( g! {$ F# ]# x0 X& G( N: |5 n2 } 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ! V+ B) G7 S' O8 [ M% K5 n
% O( u) l$ R/ \/ ~' L& | 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 3 D" X9 u4 x- K- J" ~3 h
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 4 K+ [( a; a' c
! n) y, P4 Q2 B- X- Y 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 3 j$ D$ P2 j; G1 W4 G1 P
w. F9 s8 y( q; R3 g8 D* q9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. " U1 d3 @) e" j& r( c: V! T3 [- X1 b
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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