新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

2 f" M! V1 T! m8 E3 [, A4 k3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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. R+ l2 g  F$ ~4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

! a% y8 e( f( U9 T) e5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

5 X" U$ q* Y: p9 j( a3 M/ U4 a　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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' d" u' _: o2 ]! }& j: |' e　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

  o) [( u: l+ ^+ Y0 N6 |" x+ E7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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( p+ E1 p: u; n3 p; t+ e* `: ?! f　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

. ?' p) W, ]% ?( b: ^; J7 G2 g1 q　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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& F- i5 I; d2 R9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

. w" {1 _+ U0 q' D' N) Z6 B　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?