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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. / ~: \5 p4 ?) b* r+ |* @9 J
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ; i+ [& {; y0 A# m1 v
% Q+ M, d1 r5 A' D2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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& s4 r% O9 G6 Y! s/ n6 z3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. . X7 u. e$ o( ]) O2 O1 ?
7 t% W3 i2 l, Y N& M# B4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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+ h" z7 W/ G5 x4 X$ ]$ ~$ l 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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" r' n: @1 R; _5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. # @0 s+ E* A$ G5 H$ y/ c% V
3 }. n( R/ I6 o. ^. T7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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% n9 B6 h- T+ Q- v 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. # ^9 i: D. r2 a7 o, @
! b0 K6 V( z2 P3 f2 V8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. " y* q% `6 w. [( |7 i
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 8 M$ X6 v2 X+ ^' V
0 J7 Y: ^4 l/ z" ?0 O9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. * H$ f) W$ W, n7 c2 m2 w1 Z
. t9 \8 _6 X4 p% e 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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