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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 7 k# \9 {9 G( ]. y3 P
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. % G! A7 w1 t4 Q3 z3 |7 ~( u
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 5 K7 j2 ~+ l+ C7 _. N! J
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. - v( y0 u( [+ v7 I
% u( u9 d7 ?5 ~1 U* u' e9 J0 w3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. # r2 c% n( ~; V8 V. y
1 s% Q7 Y0 [9 {$ l! T$ B1 i 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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- X& K( _/ B* K# u4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 6 K3 x0 G2 f' E6 {/ C. p
: N$ ?) ~: L& o# @( R6 y7 u 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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# n) v& ~* T/ \2 n5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. : x7 A' z' ^: Q6 L; [' R
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. . Y% A- n2 V' S, t; f: K
8 b2 u& f/ b8 J- O% _6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 4 E1 E+ C7 u& W) w; _" Q: W
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. 4 \. \; f; r, f) o0 S
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. . E7 f2 b; n1 B6 S
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. $ v/ q. d, y* m3 ~
3 N6 K L9 s5 z# _8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 3 K6 w4 v( I$ K% R3 `" |3 H( ^7 G
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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