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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
. J, y' g% A4 h% G4 K$ O+ ]& y 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. , ^/ c! l$ N; I# p4 e# }
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. + ^5 r3 q I" y1 R. \
; r: ?/ ^; K; p3 ^5 h 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 3 Q# c5 T- Z6 g1 h, F% d
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ! J# U( o( E; N J7 [7 h
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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5 p* |5 [3 \% i$ _+ x# D4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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' v, x; x- m4 O" L2 N9 K6 e H9 j6 d5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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& Q6 W4 D+ U/ i) R$ @ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. & @' k8 n# |0 u2 W
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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. v+ p2 ^# ]! L 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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- m+ w9 y8 R! o/ h* s7 m' b 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. , Z: N! N* J2 K5 }& t
0 B3 p9 }2 @; ~ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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2 K* @0 W4 A3 C% g! c9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. 2 I3 O) w w, f! q
! ]: C& B1 r, [; v& w0 o 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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