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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤), sucking (往回吸,收腹)in his stomach.# a" I; F o5 u* [, U2 [
$ O8 e# Q# `1 T+ H& {Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver(巧计,策略), she
- b( r" ~, h- p5 r& k1 O1 q& a0 @0 Ucommented, "I don't think that's going to help."; c6 g- O+ y; Q9 T ~1 S) j/ ^, k
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"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers." |
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