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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Kids in Church8 f9 j8 V$ y0 W1 r' _, Q

/ M, a: P5 E8 T3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.! D- g1 M: Y* T( ]% L3 r
Amen."8 ]+ ^5 L# U8 r: ]! S0 z

: Y8 n$ _$ m% u; B; IA little boy was overheard praying:, v$ _0 V% W* r0 Y8 V" h
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. [$ l7 Z% Q, }7 ?+ cdon't worry about it.! M. Q; @% A! T" z* \- x. I
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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+ U  a# Q0 d. u, h$ AAfter the christening of his baby brother9 L6 _7 L) x: N& i0 B! g; W
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home) K0 a8 A- M" p' [1 f3 V
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 I3 `$ m0 n  _; [. i% l% ]him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* U! B/ t+ p7 @0 S( qboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- p  v- B: u3 r' w3 C" h4 M
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
" L/ @4 `& g: p% Z. }" kto stay with you guys."
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' S" |! \0 C$ g% I6 LOne particular four-year-old prayed," d; x# J& H# P/ n, i- ^
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 M- n! \7 p7 ]  Z4 Uwe forgive those who put trash in our. E4 b- L* j+ M" j3 B1 b
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her; ~1 ]4 z- Y7 A1 W
children as they were on the way to
* A9 K3 S/ A- K5 J' gChurch service, "and why is it necessary" V' p/ ^" n6 T5 k. e* g; h  T
to be quiet in Church?"
/ m5 d+ C( z1 i5 n( e/ pOne bright little girl replied,
1 b6 ~  j6 ]1 P, m7 Y"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for8 t  o9 e2 P* T1 j- f. k$ D. d9 Q
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 M6 V. v$ R; x. N% E4 S% w
The boys began to argue over who would: w* m% f% i! |
get the first pancake.) O' B  L' G# ]$ t
Their mother saw the opportunity for a1 H% Y( D  _' M3 ?. v
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He2 H" a! _7 U3 D) ]: x3 l! I3 c
would say, 'Let my brother have the1 K: m* k; Q' V/ w  W7 D
first pancake, I can wait' ."& P" \) e% O$ v1 s( p  F4 h
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
% h! ?$ \% H) l/ O5 B& v0 d2 U. ]said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"( H& C  |- o* L' B* R* e) s

: U9 m1 x! ?6 ]5 R  X& WA father was at the beach with his children
% @' a* Q# l7 n+ L( P$ Rwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
! [+ S! g) \- s' Z) e1 f) a( }3 C5 Ograbbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' A7 y3 {; \- d" K5 Pwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
  b$ W" R) I5 [4 f2 V"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.6 U9 s) B* {- Q8 v% m( M
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.: v, A4 n, w7 b
The boy thought a moment and then said,
, h( |) a; c, [* w, G/ x5 y, Q1 C"Did God throw him back down?", _; m) ^0 w0 ]
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A wife invited some people to dinner.+ }# a& }; Q8 o; \
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
( p( S  p4 e9 s  ]+ fdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( j- \, I( E/ Z$ p. J, |blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The) p  Y' x9 G0 p" u# p& l
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."* V( e7 v4 [+ t9 |
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head3 ~5 o, S" n) m: j6 k) ]3 ~
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
0 O% r' K. w& Z% u$ p) N/ Upeople to dinner?"
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; U# [8 s; g! v0 S' GCheers!!!
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1 Q+ N' H( u) U8 A! C+ QPeace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
# m7 O, z6 l. M! \5 GVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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1 S2 Z6 a* c6 {* X7 n; `  X$ PRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.4 F! c7 e0 ]8 A0 V
"Don't be selfish!" I said., r4 C1 l' s) M. T
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
7 ^4 F1 ?9 |+ ^I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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; E5 {) \( r5 i. `7 }7 yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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" o* J( M! x0 U6 VRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
8 C% p/ [5 m. X4 J) R"Don't be selfish!" I said.1 D- N' g. ?/ c. _9 ], P0 ]
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 " Y4 x, S; ~" B2 x$ A% O' f
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+ B: j* u" [- n* X* B好好吃

8 I+ {5 G: ]+ t, \3 A( Sha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 1 R8 E1 W  L, @- X1 r' ]) \! k

& f( A. o/ u5 taha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) y  E6 l( C8 h& `1 N) \! wRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- P  @3 k( I" k' L" G"Don't be selfish!" I said.( I9 x% B$ ?1 p9 k! }
My boy's eyes turned ...

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; U# e5 b$ H$ h6 L# RAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 % F! k5 _/ O1 {, A
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: $ O8 `9 Q( e5 U

" q9 `+ g4 ~& w' G# t- N6 kRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.( p5 z+ p# ?, F8 C) J
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 K& M! p0 w% W( e. E4 N% K9 eMy boy's eyes turned ...
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Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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