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Kids in Church8 O" K% d8 @* B# T. o+ t( f. v$ {
' E2 U6 Y; W( K9 H8 D# n/ N3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.8 p% |; U+ A) h3 j. Q+ \4 L
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
6 b m: }4 C- i- |# j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,# F- k' w5 `3 r8 s. F
don't worry about it.8 X4 y1 z C0 F8 n, T
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother* |/ [, r1 _$ _, L/ x/ Y9 r" q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: V8 L- n0 _2 Z* }+ ?1 rin the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 J$ q: r9 p8 Y) Whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the! A9 H/ K$ n$ v2 j
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
# d7 L) \8 F, j; D4 M- m- jus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted& Z2 y. H2 i: J" w% h7 b) o
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,3 _. \# k+ _+ j
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ ?; d, [ o7 I( k K5 G6 nwe forgive those who put trash in our
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. v5 M$ n# \( w1 G( lA Sunday school teacher asked her
) M, u; M+ c; D) @9 }0 s& Ychildren as they were on the way to8 ~5 }( p1 `; {, W6 a
Church service, "and why is it necessary U; e$ w0 P! ]" W- [8 ~
to be quiet in Church?"! @, \9 m( U. L; \! a( M
One bright little girl replied,: A0 I6 X# h) f
"Because people are sleeping."- D& ^" i9 L- |& L3 r% M2 _' i/ J d
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A mother was preparing pancakes for. j2 s7 m7 l; p, e# f2 u o
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 q8 M* @% S9 I, r, g
The boys began to argue over who would0 w2 ^7 P$ T" B5 q& T/ n+ |( H, E
get the first pancake.
6 y+ a; X8 R" a6 n. `9 vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
' x4 I& Q a5 d. W6 Zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
. u. X, p8 C, _- lwould say, 'Let my brother have the
6 ?/ i; Y" H' x( ofirst pancake, I can wait' .") [7 i1 K9 Z6 ^' h
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
. o! ? I8 h' Ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
# d& Y# i. }+ R: |% i( R- Dwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 s. F" d% O' H# p4 q" W2 I# Rgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore- N1 T+ Q7 ~) F/ T L% L S
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.' }# @8 t& ]4 F, D; X; P1 D
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
1 a. |! t; L- W: a% J, G# ]; k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- c& r/ D1 {% ^. g. ]& rThe boy thought a moment and then said,# U; z$ m; _. B r! v
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.# A2 k: @$ W6 d9 E# v6 ]9 l
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old' n0 L# o0 i j9 t( \' t, E' Z1 i
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' i, o" u" d: ?2 Ablessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The/ q2 q6 v! Z3 S A7 k
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 S% Q0 F7 b0 y! ~. u! z8 @, _6 JThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 ~9 O0 u- D) D/ n7 w, fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 z, I6 j+ e$ y% y3 {+ ]people to dinner?"
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0 w5 u- k0 G; mCheers!!!5 o9 A7 s! Z8 p0 s; H
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Peace, love and happines! |
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