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Kids in Church
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# R4 H! s# @/ b! P: F4 D- L* o+ b3-year-old Reese :4 b4 [4 V' \+ S" a" }. U
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,% |. n0 f" J, c
Harold is his name.
& H* d9 H0 u7 n- M+ bAmen."* s9 i: A; c9 `/ `2 u( s8 S
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A little boy was overheard praying:
9 q! f+ l# g; W2 g) ]4 t* B"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,: v \7 x8 [0 d+ e2 ]# M: z
don't worry about it." G0 n6 p- ?, {+ S' V) U
I'm having a real good time like I am."6 u' j9 z$ R+ _' z4 b
3 \7 L, x% W8 s/ B' ~6 T- r+ Y! |; g$ GAfter the christening of his baby brother
5 k R: u0 g; s. n7 r% @in church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 v* p0 j# [1 ~* V
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
5 b2 u* X+ ^- {him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
* ^. M% O% Q' {1 c* `8 M9 |boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted- A$ c8 y, R! v) C/ ?7 o% s: T+ M2 }
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,! b1 ?; V" n) F" R
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
9 ]. ?1 M. f: s% ?0 F0 d' h& `we forgive those who put trash in our$ l0 b" b% b3 p1 `1 J1 P' t
baskets."6 H* c+ e$ Q8 q$ w- Q/ l1 g
( r' R/ C0 T/ |) Y! ^6 S1 s8 a2 JA Sunday school teacher asked her
' H: V' x( N( K" n9 ychildren as they were on the way to
3 ? t: F- x% v j2 |Church service, "and why is it necessary8 B- t0 {/ \; E! A; H
to be quiet in Church?"
3 F9 n0 t' h9 j2 FOne bright little girl replied,( @: [& R! o8 L# Q4 G9 Y
"Because people are sleeping."5 P% w$ o$ C( C8 w; y! `
2 C) z- k |, h( n- F; h: Y$ BA mother was preparing pancakes for: }6 }' s1 S, _& n; p6 a
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) e4 w8 P/ D9 @& N. F7 {8 nThe boys began to argue over who would
, W3 s2 r6 O( l) c3 T0 j& sget the first pancake.
% `8 c/ r6 Z+ v& B8 G ~5 l; HTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
2 v! k' b: ^- H7 U9 o$ U6 ~* P: Tmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, T: ?+ s5 O! S. n% ~0 iwould say, 'Let my brother have the
. r9 C; ?8 g( [0 hfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
9 u: n* a5 x. \( S, J( @7 v5 QKevin turned to his younger brother and
! r! |9 W- ]9 t0 N8 Q2 N1 V. \0 @said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children2 R& H0 x! [, ~1 d
when the four-year-old son ran up to him, w+ P5 N# t" D4 K5 P
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
! h7 N- U- G7 C& T+ J& Swhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
4 z& U7 u E" l: \( ~' B"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.9 {* H. }$ J( {( D8 M- Y& ]9 ^8 v
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.4 E/ X4 e* T Q4 S
The boy thought a moment and then said,3 b$ d3 A2 h7 U& P
"Did God throw him back down?". B$ C; ?# P2 F( B
5 r. N v! b; l4 m4 G3 T, @A wife invited some people to dinner.
% N4 [* u$ i0 N9 |" L- q2 k0 ]At the table, she turned to their six-year-old" ~0 }3 k1 ~7 p/ S
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
7 Z6 R5 G2 c2 ~' lblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The$ n( L$ g, N2 m
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."4 N2 |6 b8 X' j( C3 k* j7 o2 e
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head1 v8 W+ E3 P7 o% f+ J2 \% q) n! l
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these; m+ P7 X. U0 M( W$ \! S0 k
people to dinner?"/ L' l$ G3 X8 _& U) j0 G
4 J1 ^5 C6 A$ j% d& zCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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