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Kids in Church

# Q, W( }1 v6 c3-year-old Reese :
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
# R! M0 M  V# q2 x7 h$ q, SHarold is his name.
. `- N5 N# n! w5 X: JAmen."
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( z! h* J6 b) i1 |7 HA little boy was overheard praying:
# a3 Q: x- F( Y- c. [7 @, s- n"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
# @5 n+ E" I, a/ mdon't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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. ?0 ]2 u/ o3 n+ N5 W6 [After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
$ Z. |: {) P) r& B1 Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
0 q! u( f: C( [us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
2 H/ P8 a% {' U3 Lto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
8 {/ X0 d2 G. D1 I"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
. i" A( _/ @5 q; x7 Ebaskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her
) ^/ c# W+ P: V/ w* E- M: ]0 Vchildren as they were on the way to
4 f0 |# i, r2 W5 l% Y. y5 RChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
: ?; _$ }$ ]  m2 E* T6 r, [5 d5 KOne bright little girl replied,
" b" L) P+ ]2 W  H; v5 S/ h  ^5 y"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
6 E  V. A8 W5 r, J8 ~her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
0 k! R0 l/ U% c4 v& CThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
, W& H, ^4 T4 u1 x$ w* YTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
, D$ \$ c" T) Nwould say, 'Let my brother have the
1 c; w: Z. H6 y. X& Q, n) Ofirst pancake, I can wait' ."
2 F; _) |/ A, jKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

% h9 i0 Q& X& q4 LA father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
' X' E$ e; g( G) f8 G9 u' K7 Lwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
" Z/ j. E1 [0 D  ?"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
5 y) p& l9 }6 s8 C, bThe boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
9 Z) r- p+ E3 Z+ l, U: Z4 fdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
. ?$ |$ ]' p7 @6 ?blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
/ g' z* f7 n+ g4 p" |1 {/ |3 C( cgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
7 F( _/ v7 W3 NThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
! J4 F. a* C# r/ t" @1 `( zVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

% @, d3 H* r8 W, V3 r3 oaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
* }! P  u2 o# h6 H6 f"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* I/ d/ Q6 g$ b5 D: A. ?4 `+ l4 i) yMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
. J! R% ~+ Q0 D4 `& {) H0 |: [I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

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三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
. u& ~" A2 A0 D4 I6 q, \
' E- f' ^+ t, x% M. k) WRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
; {0 t5 _6 Z, A"Don't be selfish!" I said.
7 w& p) _6 Y& q3 R4 w, |# t- ZMy boy's eyes turned ...

9 ?6 F# C% ]" P9 n. MAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

+ ~6 O4 y8 U3 u% bRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
1 r# c1 P  a) k1 O6 }, Y+ B"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby