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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church8 O" K% d8 @* B# T. o+ t( f. v$ {

' E2 U6 Y; W( K9 H8 D# n/ N3-year-old Reese :
3 r( s& L/ B9 m7 v9 ?; ^"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,4 G; W' {  C) I
Harold is his name.8 p% |; U+ A) h3 j. Q+ \4 L
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
6 b  m: }4 C- i- |# j"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,# F- k' w5 `3 r8 s. F
don't worry about it.8 X4 y1 z  C0 F8 n, T
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother* |/ [, r1 _$ _, L/ x/ Y9 r" q
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
: V8 L- n0 _2 Z* }+ ?1 rin the back seat of the car. His father asked
9 J$ q: r9 p8 Y) Whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the! A9 H/ K$ n$ v2 j
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
# d7 L) \8 F, j; D4 M- m- jus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted& Z2 y. H2 i: J" w% h7 b) o
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,3 _. \# k+ _+ j
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ ?; d, [  o7 I( k  K5 G6 nwe forgive those who put trash in our
" x# C; d* s6 C/ }* I( abaskets."
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. v5 M$ n# \( w1 G( lA Sunday school teacher asked her
) M, u; M+ c; D) @9 }0 s& Ychildren as they were on the way to8 ~5 }( p1 `; {, W6 a
Church service, "and why is it necessary  U; e$ w0 P! ]" W- [8 ~
to be quiet in Church?"! @, \9 m( U. L; \! a( M
One bright little girl replied,: A0 I6 X# h) f
"Because people are sleeping."- D& ^" i9 L- |& L3 r% M2 _' i/ J  d
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A mother was preparing pancakes for. j2 s7 m7 l; p, e# f2 u  o
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.6 q8 M* @% S9 I, r, g
The boys began to argue over who would0 w2 ^7 P$ T" B5 q& T/ n+ |( H, E
get the first pancake.
6 y+ a; X8 R" a6 n. `9 vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
' x4 I& Q  a5 d. W6 Zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
. u. X, p8 C, _- lwould say, 'Let my brother have the
6 ?/ i; Y" H' x( ofirst pancake, I can wait' .") [7 i1 K9 Z6 ^' h
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
. o! ?  I8 h' Ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children
# d& Y# i. }+ R: |% i( R- Dwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 s. F" d% O' H# p4 q" W2 I# Rgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore- N1 T+ Q7 ~) F/ T  L% L  S
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.' }# @8 t& ]4 F, D; X; P1 D
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
1 a. |! t; L- W: a% J, G# ]; k"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
- c& r/ D1 {% ^. g. ]& rThe boy thought a moment and then said,# U; z$ m; _. B  r! v
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.# A2 k: @$ W6 d9 E# v6 ]9 l
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old' n0 L# o0 i  j9 t( \' t, E' Z1 i
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' i, o" u" d: ?2 Ablessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The/ q2 q6 v! Z3 S  A7 k
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
0 S% Q0 F7 b0 y! ~. u! z8 @, _6 JThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
3 ~9 O0 u- D) D/ n7 w, fand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
9 z, I6 j+ e$ y% y3 {+ ]people to dinner?"
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0 w5 u- k0 G; mCheers!!!5 o9 A7 s! Z8 p0 s; H
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 2 d* E9 e" [0 y! q- v) z! x' C
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 9 t9 K% o5 o5 j" X- Z0 m$ f

. V( d# F. x9 f$ e- l1 uRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.- Q5 [8 ~) Q6 }7 i# @- l) k
"Don't be selfish!" I said.! o9 a$ M5 f5 `  U, r  {
My boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" $ j0 J* p4 v; i" ~
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 8 P* I: H' N6 v, c

8 o4 N3 D1 z" I9 Y0 ?, O6 R# z5 yaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ( g- {$ {7 r( E; g
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.: R/ y; L; {3 l2 m1 f$ C/ C9 E8 T* {
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
3 C4 O! R. ~6 [$ N9 U2 q3 z3 lMy boy's eyes turned ...
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5 L! [8 |. ^4 U' U# v/ M好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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好好吃

6 N- J' N; I3 Lha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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) G& ~: A- R$ b0 HRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.- ^" O+ O6 S! n6 I
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
) L; }- P* {) YMy boy's eyes turned ...
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6 p, I- h, E# o7 nAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表 6 U% [7 _; ~2 g/ w5 w/ q
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% X0 {9 a+ t  G( k- h# k+ Y- ?2 ~. Y"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 a6 E" a, Q# t
My boy's eyes turned ...
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- B! f8 z+ O! H: Y/ A- {Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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发表于 2008-2-20 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
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