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Kids in Church1 C* H0 i: i; Y, v% h) _; M4 h: B
, s1 g1 G- ?* M8 s0 n# U& X3-year-old Reese :
, H; l# h( \; \1 J1 K( l8 D y"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
0 h$ j3 o" }) a8 oHarold is his name.
0 c& _( [: m& C5 ?Amen."
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) ]2 a# J9 e8 t9 dA little boy was overheard praying:
) F/ c% v W& F$ h$ i"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,4 I2 n) z2 I0 r; a% y
don't worry about it.
% q2 P/ ?: W& N$ ]1 N& D5 |. iI'm having a real good time like I am."' V& @/ i8 d4 u- c
+ Y$ u2 A+ v; `1 _9 M# rAfter the christening of his baby brother
) g: p% W# J6 a/ C e8 {2 g7 din church, Jason sobbed all the way home2 H2 u2 R/ b/ O4 v% ?+ D+ y j
in the back seat of the car. His father asked% ?& F1 ]5 v8 {( u& o9 A
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the! s3 P- U& h' R' [: F
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
9 U& G, X) H* p2 h. U- `us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
; N/ P" k6 s' u! `. G; ato stay with you guys."
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# X7 [( u9 _3 b! S. hOne particular four-year-old prayed,; R: B' v" t, U8 [
"And forgive us our trash baskets as2 u6 H/ v* ~1 s$ f
we forgive those who put trash in our
' [1 T3 ~3 m# r8 _$ Z/ ebaskets."" S, Q! P) M V: g' K
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A Sunday school teacher asked her m$ g7 o& }1 g! n( x, b
children as they were on the way to" q! d1 W' a( @0 ~- M# {
Church service, "and why is it necessary) j" P7 j9 v, e' K* m4 s$ O+ a
to be quiet in Church?"1 N' h* d* P1 e! p+ p: U
One bright little girl replied,# X* n3 l l6 ?
"Because people are sleeping."% d3 N Z& z: c+ O
; |, X+ z+ |" S V" T J4 m# ?; nA mother was preparing pancakes for% c6 Q1 u: I2 ^3 Q4 x. d6 B
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.5 ]$ ~0 M: S" j% l) o
The boys began to argue over who would
5 c! _! s/ ?/ C0 D. N! P/ m0 G- ?get the first pancake.
! ]: v5 t0 \9 d: p1 [$ sTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
, R; R. Z7 `/ q% lmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
0 n) t% q" \! Z$ Gwould say, 'Let my brother have the
, d7 _ [, s K, B/ }% p, w6 dfirst pancake, I can wait' ."; C+ w# q" f( p+ a+ g
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
; p/ u& E8 r$ i! D- Y$ R! ^said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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1 F. W( n0 q9 x& QA father was at the beach with his children
% _" f- v) U2 q+ z" `* Ewhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 p" \! O; h; V; n5 _1 v
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
0 W! G9 |8 n5 G; W% \where a seagull lay dead in the sand.: C2 q: L( e1 P, t4 z( V# ?' R5 C
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
/ |* d* o% X- V# j3 O"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
9 }0 w5 x- B1 W5 v9 \- c5 S" xThe boy thought a moment and then said, I5 C% p# e2 t' ^0 ~9 q
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.! E2 Y: _6 [1 }. [+ t) t& ] W
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old! T3 h8 x' ]- k4 s4 Y
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
% ?9 u2 L) M9 }; }blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The& N7 b; n0 ~& {; w- K1 j3 t* m
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."1 t) k) c( k& u# d) a" x; ]
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head) L. P+ h6 Z. p4 o/ `
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
1 o" |! r, b- s, j6 cpeople to dinner?"4 X# u- w4 p7 q. [, i/ l8 D' L( }4 ]
7 C$ J' `( q" \- Z j; B' A2 pCheers!!!! I- C/ H9 G+ x2 S+ T
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Peace, love and happines! |
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