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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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0 e/ p% g; q4 D% [0 gBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
8 w. e/ A1 Y4 T: ucourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 \ Y( E+ b, ~+ ^. X( d
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.( Z. j, K- _$ ^
7 S- _" X ^% p+ @Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
/ `5 D1 w1 y) C: WStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" b3 s& }( p. DHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met! Z. t" v( o7 R l4 p O0 u
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, E1 x/ H% P- B* E% GReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( ~9 A9 ^8 _, A3 `# G0 D/ F/ e
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."/ H7 K$ x5 C' U+ V3 P" }7 n: Z, L
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) Z+ l' p* {, j5 Q+ {9 q
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver# I2 |1 M N' l" Q
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"/ ^. l- j& p$ d& Z* Q3 y }/ x
7 e5 u$ C4 v& q( A5 Y4 `3 sBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ Y: Z# B5 R% u E* J1 X3 ^& x
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+ U! x3 |3 `- q8 }1 J4 v( EHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 i8 s; O) d; j: x+ EI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 j! v6 d+ g0 ~# s; bI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' f6 O/ q3 a% t) [: G; ]8 R
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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' ~$ j. Q4 {5 i D0 \2 @6 U/ xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that& N$ ^) ^2 ]4 z* z; Z( S9 Z# |0 S
read:
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- P) W; V2 }- ?8 m, P1 j v"Dear Son.........
5 X6 l: I b: j! k U5 ~I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
5 G K0 B( d1 O2 msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 q4 {# k O" G, x+ tthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
0 q2 ^" l L1 u/ y9 Zgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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