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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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8 M9 b! c/ M, l+ MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 ?5 ?$ u1 w" b' @ T
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and; d2 d+ {/ C" }+ C3 J
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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+ Q- i5 P0 _" b1 H) d# ?Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
a1 @% }3 A- k( i+ \( QHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& T3 ^0 K& S" O3 P) p9 W
the eye.
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0 S0 ?6 C# \' K! v+ B' CReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( }6 D) h0 C# x1 V9 Z, T* r5 S- Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 M5 C: F+ Y" ?- B* x% fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
, o1 b' J- A! q1 f0 J0 egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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# r$ ?5 m# u! X# g' oBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....0 Q2 g) V+ p1 S$ `; V; c) j/ u
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ X- d0 {" `* _' e# G- ?5 VI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 b. A+ H3 i0 P9 X1 o$ g6 K; r
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".0 I3 B" D7 w; c& E3 h1 u7 I& A
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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& n+ }0 z( G! y5 s8 C# @- E"Dear Son.........# c* v" j! T$ z: K' p
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
. [8 Q0 {8 |% ?saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, }, X: {) q$ ~4 Z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
- N# d' I& e2 e+ Y& \' B4 Xgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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