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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!1 F+ S* D7 s9 a: `
( ]. Q! D9 P" S* L5 e! M7 z. wBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 M( S0 K! W7 ?- G( c
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( q( `7 h* B# T2 O
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) h. |% t4 ^8 U' t5 Q" _: m
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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/ K& z' V2 H* R* I2 e$ CReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ C" K8 L/ V( C2 C6 j: Ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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" B: t' m+ q: V! H5 W! M- ]6 bAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 \9 D$ n2 ^3 c4 ~8 g) b+ t+ Dyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver; Q' d% `% b8 Z
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" y# e5 h3 I1 r* r" ~( a" q( e
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 w* i3 V/ P& ^# ^ |% s+ J
sure."
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+ C( ~8 H0 }% j9 b) |" m8 KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 a- }. C# a4 ~# v
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: [6 W& n7 X3 AI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' ]& u+ v. D s0 y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( v3 Z1 I! }4 u* n! K% n; b
- O, r- f' a! p" F4 NSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: K3 y4 }. h' E$ h0 N% \# N n
read:" j+ g4 l3 e1 T/ p5 J" `$ v& G$ v
7 x1 z" w5 c: F/ M A4 k"Dear Son.........7 c& S! k5 W) q
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& m- {/ b( M7 Y1 }saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
# L% Q9 R8 ~$ L* Q$ F# c" V$ l- }that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; z/ V% {0 J7 [4 Y: Ggravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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