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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( H( U8 k& j3 Z7 q3 j& R4 t
: M( |$ H( |# x0 f6 o: j% QBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the3 y, p3 }9 W5 p5 ^. b0 S( A
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful8 O# f8 v( d0 U2 M& Q; G
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.* ~% L1 \- d+ Z0 ^
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and4 M1 M3 G' ]7 f$ _( c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 L+ z; K% l# T5 H: IHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met7 n$ p" u7 o8 M4 `, Z( f
the eye.& l& G* J* U; C3 P0 y, q, d" ?9 g
8 j$ R- Q2 ~# fReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 v) X+ S* Q) n& E% v
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" f O# \5 W! h. P% h# [% W" b
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 i& H" s0 u8 W) i9 lyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! l9 w' P3 d4 X& K1 q& o9 v
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 s$ y+ s" p- ?7 ]& f
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be* ?- q* k- W; w. D
sure."7 i/ K. S, K. Z a: `2 Z) \
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& C: a+ n* k$ t' {/ g
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% L7 R* {, h) O" iI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 Y0 o. _9 W1 | J( x. P
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 W5 Z. W* {( U j" u$ u8 [
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 `+ i7 n4 \) u7 C. H3 @; s, I4 \
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{+ G, U4 r2 v: o8 N- A: H"Dear Son.........
6 Z$ s/ P% t, h$ B* w/ ^I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 `; }+ X2 e U4 ]% I3 ksaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
0 `4 {) k7 t. C# n! t: s0 Nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. O2 n) u* ~2 q' r8 h
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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