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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!; v! \+ _% y) k' a9 s
U: a% G% d: Q A: V4 T3 g8 s6 ^Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the) m0 B& ?% u# b2 I @3 r
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* U$ J. @! ], Y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 ?( \9 R& B' k! x2 i
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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2 V$ p3 y/ |) A: l( ?/ eReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
/ U4 c1 [# Y2 D8 P. n3 Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( Z4 m* P. H6 u M; k: S
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since1 i0 {. p- a0 M" W2 u, U4 J
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
: i t+ z( M [+ s9 s3 fgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": N! S& n7 @* }, ]+ G2 ]
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 h1 r" N3 c+ t( e/ W
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 Q9 c; ?' Q; v1 K* s
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 Z; J' K( i* n& OI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 a: |" J. O- H X: k
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" h2 e) H# i9 w
read:
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"Dear Son.........
6 u9 @9 F0 H& K" y* F+ h: @ nI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
. j9 ]( ~( [3 F6 Z/ R! vsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains! |$ O& k& T1 _0 ^$ h/ d
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
, o* p5 {) d; ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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