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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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" W2 `; P, s% ?: `, I( a# r, bBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the3 \3 b7 T! ]! [/ ?" b# Q$ v, `- w: @
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% S% z9 O; W6 D7 A# n
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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2 r* r: s9 O/ x' xMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
( J) |7 V9 M7 m2 L' DStephanie and this had only made her more curious./ J W5 t& _; V. V) H5 v. \
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.. {$ G* F# X% T8 |/ s' a" C
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: E5 Y4 d& b! N9 g+ J3 r
the eye./ O; _, I8 |4 G w) T: T
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be* A; i7 U# z _8 i" R- J1 V* W
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 s; o7 `, N% i( @/ v
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ A, j) a0 l( _2 [your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver1 Y" Z; E V6 E
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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* ~4 D2 g0 N, o& WBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....$ \: X, f; ]3 O {( Q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 M7 T. z; H* qI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
3 ^4 u' D/ W/ U5 x) ~that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". O- U: |4 g2 r* \* M
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 O% u! ^- @, H4 g: c9 ^! I) N" S
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3 g2 j; i7 r- z! Q1 o; l$ A"Dear Son.........
( V3 P* k' B& ~! mI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- _& I" @7 N# Bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- e/ M/ R2 s4 s. m/ |that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver! V# N! R0 M, X( u+ D3 K
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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