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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the q( p5 S5 [( o) `6 b- ~
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 S% |2 N; t, ~; U- l9 G' c7 F
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ @4 O; I+ p% k( l
I1 n2 L: f5 g) w6 dMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' S) v" g. j3 E {/ U4 F6 X1 g; k
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs." D+ Y- g# {1 _- `' V4 w
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; ?! Q% ~8 i/ `& Y) w8 _
the eye.2 x" u9 K2 w0 d- v$ I2 o% @
+ K1 l! {& a0 k8 ~3 Z% @5 @& n$ wReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) e+ `* b% U0 ^6 z+ [" m. A1 p+ _: o
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. a' [ `$ R2 ^4 v8 _* g, h, d; F5 M o1 M
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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# R+ Y3 p$ H, M) a5 G9 n) jBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 \3 ], t7 x4 o, Z
sure."
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6 O+ b k. u S% p6 O# C7 lHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: b5 V, u2 Y& A$ N! S. x
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
, `$ F) p, M& D1 ^6 X, O. WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( \( [' C: w6 @+ J9 |( l
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 h1 |; g* M1 f% K. b
% {2 I# U- i( T' {4 m3 ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 m) N2 X- g; T5 S+ o
read:
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7 e8 ~ U/ M: r( e% n& y B1 T5 Q"Dear Son.........& G5 V( O: q6 U. F/ c
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 k3 j H9 R; lsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
/ K9 L& Q# w+ ~ dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver9 l0 |; Z$ }: q- L2 W
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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