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Canadian idiot# @* Q1 r3 k3 M* Z" \: r
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
; ^$ f; U+ a) w& m& i: VDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' U: f. s0 q- l6 a: `* E4 sAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
7 {% o. k; t, yI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" w; Z) J* `& x# Q% T3 |) |
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They all live on donuts and moose meat0 J6 E0 W$ a$ z
And they leave the house without packing heat' K& U# Y' X1 A" T$ m
Never even bring their guns to the mall, p% @7 V( D, ~6 g
And you know what else is too funny?2 o" W* F: ^0 w- p7 W: @
Their stupid Monopoly money
. W/ K4 \1 h1 M+ x2 Q3 WCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
! }4 o, `* P) V8 JThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
2 S, y: t5 W# m2 uThey think their silly accent is so cute" U6 ~% ]) w5 C G" y6 n
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare; X, I& C7 ^7 p9 q6 E
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air. \3 M; @5 E6 G4 L" K& ^
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
2 E! D7 w8 P' a+ M+ q) M7 I2 }8 xEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
; M2 N5 w0 f/ R/ {3 G" o1 k* FAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
- n' [4 Z. J- h5 @' {All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ ^$ Z9 B, O3 A. j& dwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
' `: T6 C! r& Y* PSee the map, they're hovering right over us
0 O/ w7 L g5 a w* c9 FTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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( r& \& U4 L! TAlways hear the same kind of story% [! Y& Z K! a3 C! {
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"8 ]( C7 E8 |& {" {3 ~
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
! K Z' |. R2 vIt's gotta mean they're all up to something$ Q9 F' }$ n( C
So quick, before they see it coming: j5 K/ K9 Z' q+ _! R. G$ {) L3 U
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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