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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot2 X" m* f) O" @: y% ~2 c$ C: z$ I
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
: g( B7 u3 X) g1 q9 W+ oAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?$ i0 s" L4 C+ H9 U' ~
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
1 Z& h+ L# W3 R* T7 eAnd they leave the house without packing heat1 M. Y8 f) B; u. T1 y( m: x
Never even bring their guns to the mall
( o, \, d W! c' N, `And you know what else is too funny?1 k7 g) W& l0 G! l5 c! G
Their stupid Monopoly money
7 F: m1 M2 s1 q: C# `7 MCan't take 'em seriously at all8 Y Y' G# O# L& [. W0 d& g0 q
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export) ?- o* n+ {" \7 R7 C
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
: V4 o0 K) i& E C2 ^They think their silly accent is so cute
1 e& [, _% ~/ F& s! S. ?- D3 n/ Z4 qCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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i8 J: [& h( ?Sure, they've got their national healthcare
! q/ v8 ^7 c% b$ I: Y9 rCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air2 W5 R+ z& m8 b/ a# Q
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion0 B$ i8 ?5 f) r% U. m5 k7 q( L' @+ }
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni5 r9 U+ w( D- @9 | K; @
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
0 r) s0 N2 i; j* W8 H) Twont figure out the temperature in Celsius2 k$ D$ W; d2 C) f4 d- w
See the map, they're hovering right over us
7 d/ I9 _& N P1 R1 I0 KTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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% V% }) @5 {8 C+ JAlways hear the same kind of story9 K& R3 Q+ [+ s9 F8 f
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"" x0 s0 q$ [# m& a* ?- A
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?7 e) i6 M' Y" s2 J) M
It's gotta mean they're all up to something/ T8 ]6 q& t6 q, _
So quick, before they see it coming
. Z+ N: p* @' R7 lTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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