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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
" R; K* q' ~- z; HDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut! m$ [: g7 {+ G3 j
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
+ k" P* Z1 y* {I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed9 W! D: |) {# W" h8 u6 S
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They all live on donuts and moose meat7 B7 q" A4 e% t5 I; f* [3 h
And they leave the house without packing heat8 i) f! S: A* v. J. [2 r
Never even bring their guns to the mall& _* B$ Q1 X7 m* H6 v. A
And you know what else is too funny?
, k/ P+ m3 t" q* \% ^( jTheir stupid Monopoly money; j# }6 }8 O9 U3 K" D
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export5 v4 `0 l# c8 y$ i' v
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
* S* y4 V) r, {" dThey think their silly accent is so cute
$ d! h9 i( e( @- `( M7 C$ C% pCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot& |- g: I3 u. k. S$ {; O) {
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare1 n3 A7 D3 |3 ~1 G! }
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
2 M5 d4 k$ G9 I; l5 X1 W2 EThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion' I. p# Z$ _2 J( i) Y: x: d$ T
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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6 N7 L% h5 K( j6 x$ T) E) xAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
8 h* u& t2 A, ]& z3 b! wwont figure out the temperature in Celsius; V7 Y5 ~/ A" @1 y' k9 H* J0 r1 F0 S
See the map, they're hovering right over us [+ Y6 o9 \; z
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous$ ?- t" b7 z4 g: V" O% F6 J3 ~
- K3 l a* z8 kAlways hear the same kind of story
- x. y1 d4 Q' j9 o$ M+ _9 F% M; MBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"% Z8 _; q; I- u% `$ N
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?3 v2 \+ U7 u* r4 t
It's gotta mean they're all up to something& x) I' R" _/ t4 }/ Z: V3 i" i
So quick, before they see it coming( `$ Q+ C& Z. s" t
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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