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Canadian idiot
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& ^/ Y% o* n3 m8 m. cDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
8 Y, C4 O5 m V) ]6 x4 d- FDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut- u8 C8 L' m0 k9 G
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?5 ?8 H8 [/ d+ p
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat4 O+ `, W5 e! O/ J8 e( z; ^
And they leave the house without packing heat
( I& o3 \: }; @! l5 \: Q+ M# eNever even bring their guns to the mall
0 _. Y% s. G& n# a; W- ?And you know what else is too funny?
" m9 C# c7 E6 ~" D) W3 w, d/ g/ jTheir stupid Monopoly money
! p. ?0 f: e4 W, l# [& a# mCan't take 'em seriously at all
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" ~! Y3 M) }9 v: uWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
, n2 o0 T* W1 |. MThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
; C$ h! V/ Z/ L# J$ F! UThey think their silly accent is so cute
) F! W6 V0 L5 X* p3 \: cCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot+ \9 g# }9 ?8 ~
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
& o' t+ }7 }" I: ^# L' HCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air. H* p: D+ ~$ F% N( c
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
, o: G% Q5 q/ g5 C \2 eEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
b- L* O0 V6 E/ n; |, D$ CAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni, D; Q0 h% N9 Q& _& _3 {
All over Saskatchewan& y: {3 W( c. z
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 d8 t) s" W; u/ V+ I8 B& J
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius% R# B2 D9 F' e `
See the map, they're hovering right over us
$ _8 z0 L; F- E0 M/ K! C) Q* pTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous+ w+ t7 A4 U$ F W- ?9 C d
( ~/ ?5 z6 Y& V3 Y- t: V1 C, aAlways hear the same kind of story' ]# ]7 B' `0 C! v& r
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
s+ r* U Z; K2 R* F) eTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
`& i6 @+ a( ~2 V: v& g( xIt's gotta mean they're all up to something! V' A& o% m. k) y( |
So quick, before they see it coming/ t) Q; m" _; W" j1 o
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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