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Canadian idiot9 d m4 f+ j. b; w. {4 D( J9 @
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot5 @5 j0 [% }; K& I% U) x! x% R% S
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
9 W# N h; m, @! YAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
& w' D+ V* I4 R1 I3 Y; b |6 lI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed# F% @# `4 R9 T* T. n# Z
8 n4 p# p3 Q- `) D: z4 X0 u# ?They all live on donuts and moose meat3 T% D- [+ b: E- ?8 b
And they leave the house without packing heat
+ N& @3 w* j: N. SNever even bring their guns to the mall% o0 m* K, o y) {2 d. U3 E- \
And you know what else is too funny?! \: [; q; I0 k: r4 g; l+ I
Their stupid Monopoly money7 z! h6 ], v t% E- Z7 V: C
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
1 S6 d3 ^: A! N1 g$ RThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
4 R% [1 p# y/ \They think their silly accent is so cute0 h% L7 Z: h5 B& y- e
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot2 @# a& F8 i, l; x# e! G) M
/ g2 q! q/ J ?; O3 q7 \Sure, they've got their national healthcare
: D' |5 C7 o& x- S: z$ qCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
# R; j2 v* J7 c7 [7 d' pThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion" g1 v; G; p. N# l9 B
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
6 a5 T$ B; E& a) o8 Z; nAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni# d& K% E( n$ C7 y3 L( q/ T
All over Saskatchewan% B- f! ^5 u# g+ \; _
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
% A3 I/ T+ S- [* K: J. S6 `7 \wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
- R [$ u) N1 aSee the map, they're hovering right over us
2 S2 q# ~% v" V& B2 p1 d3 a8 [. FTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous, T+ g" Y1 V+ e" |# F9 T
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Always hear the same kind of story
3 s# z: s7 j n* ~! xBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"& t/ ?- l# T2 w9 @$ o4 z/ s
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?; b7 M" J, J0 O- R& m
It's gotta mean they're all up to something6 X4 |0 v. B" n& L0 `
So quick, before they see it coming
`) D2 E: ^6 s8 c, \+ ~3 iTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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