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Canadian idiot
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0 s3 c4 ^" Y; x3 |# @3 O2 G& p( [Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot& a# P$ V1 y6 }# H5 x; O# @) _; M
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
g% q Y4 O( o7 b+ N2 k/ r; m" `8 |And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?' _5 k9 d! ?2 x3 }3 ]* M
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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; v5 w. s$ |! l e" e s$ VThey all live on donuts and moose meat
0 [4 K! W% w5 n. N1 f* L1 p" AAnd they leave the house without packing heat
+ N7 q/ R* R! P& Q tNever even bring their guns to the mall; d& {( L. X1 O5 w* A
And you know what else is too funny?
/ W' ?- y2 Z4 n& ^2 I$ F% ~9 pTheir stupid Monopoly money
7 q/ m- O/ L, }4 D4 k1 nCan't take 'em seriously at all% \7 b2 N/ i% R3 K& w" K( `0 C
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
/ }$ r5 C& n R" tThey treat curling just like it's a real sport8 g; Z& Z8 w+ p+ s2 N
They think their silly accent is so cute6 I, g0 Y X# Q; {# V- h& o
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot& x- [6 i, U: I- Y' E8 l3 ^$ g1 i5 b
9 h) }4 h% c/ t! H6 n% m% bSure, they've got their national healthcare
) U9 O3 [: p7 {9 ]7 BCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air8 ]8 g6 a" W6 i0 j8 _1 t6 i2 Y/ S
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion4 }- p' j* o8 p& ^8 g: F) M
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
l+ V, r9 L& S; i$ w$ K% zAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
) j: f) r5 f0 \9 a$ ^6 UAll over Saskatchewan
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6 U2 h1 X* m Y/ d8 p9 MDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ I) r5 y4 \% p$ V
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
, c( k; h; R j% e0 hSee the map, they're hovering right over us2 F7 N) c4 D( I* P3 c- o1 K
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous9 G2 }7 [( q9 P& N! f* R) E: `4 @* ~
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Always hear the same kind of story1 j# v7 u& k' W
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"" q# E! n# x# |
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
+ p4 D/ K8 n6 u+ z& \: ?5 r, dIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
1 x8 }" g* }4 _ z5 C% [0 T. ^So quick, before they see it coming
- K" ]0 ?. ?) U- S3 [5 U0 v/ W+ aTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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