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Canadian idiot( F' D+ j2 s6 T
8 H' l) r' o7 ]3 G' EDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot. |) J" N! h) U8 n& ~& f% F% e: n
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut# v8 g0 X7 _; B/ Y: V
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?$ h( U8 J9 M5 n0 E" |4 U
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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' m- Y4 ]. ?6 }% ]2 c1 \They all live on donuts and moose meat
" v* K* N1 h6 r2 V: v4 _And they leave the house without packing heat: r' v6 ], v* h0 X' D9 F! J
Never even bring their guns to the mall
6 C, h7 R9 v! Y) [+ MAnd you know what else is too funny?7 \& X2 G, \( Z. E8 g
Their stupid Monopoly money" o) ]6 c; Y3 c W
Can't take 'em seriously at all1 y6 C& t% q6 U2 m1 x5 b, @
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export8 P: f) b# F6 w* M2 d
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
, e* R: z4 U$ {They think their silly accent is so cute0 a7 Q6 ]8 O9 D
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot' I7 S2 }( b( m
# m. p- T6 j9 a$ r! A4 G% r1 [( h( XSure, they've got their national healthcare. [: w4 |( }0 [0 U- @1 B& [% Q2 n
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air: \2 w$ M9 A- x7 X6 [1 O3 B+ J
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion1 I' Y* }2 ^2 C
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni& x% ~9 @/ P4 c9 l/ ?5 V
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni' w$ d0 G4 A6 a6 T
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot( M# ]2 Q. A; l7 O# C& }
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius' M& w" k0 d g! S% ^
See the map, they're hovering right over us
1 Z1 J. W& X' i' z) d9 R1 S# U( fTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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; c6 S4 V4 _" x7 T& wAlways hear the same kind of story
( |2 h4 B$ p. J) S* QBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"* R+ z, m! C* y6 H/ N' n4 J7 f
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
; f5 q6 p8 a/ y5 J) o0 LIt's gotta mean they're all up to something/ k |' v- x8 K: b1 f% Q Q3 ^
So quick, before they see it coming
' N; w+ B4 k1 R8 Y' F% \3 oTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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