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Canadian idiot1 h, ~3 v1 k) I* A: t
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
) k* N2 l- Z+ j# J9 S- }* P+ [Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut, |) s" ]# A1 [; ^% q# z
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
' P9 w. J1 W: P1 D5 KI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
. M m" }2 g( L7 _- s% ]. D3 R* IAnd they leave the house without packing heat
' J9 b0 c, h2 m1 o- @Never even bring their guns to the mall
$ Z- T5 l1 g# Q, y2 d* k) O( {4 }/ I+ LAnd you know what else is too funny?# U5 G& D% E* D+ G
Their stupid Monopoly money) d a j3 g3 B9 o! E8 O, X
Can't take 'em seriously at all5 n c- j$ K5 b" N, s/ G2 d% B& W1 U
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
+ x# g O9 F& ~2 f8 q, a( b0 [They treat curling just like it's a real sport( O- c- S8 y# M4 _- L
They think their silly accent is so cute
+ g& a& z7 T9 B: ^Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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@: J0 [. U* HSure, they've got their national healthcare$ q6 s) ^2 Z+ |: k6 I
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air! `& P( k' n9 F# {
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion4 b }+ Y" W0 J8 |8 f
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni7 |6 _# ?2 H7 x/ [* u7 h/ Z
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni5 g3 W" j+ m) \5 I; [1 Z) S
All over Saskatchewan9 }" ~ ?1 P* h& I/ t5 z4 d4 O" ^
/ y7 X+ K8 R9 s9 h2 ODon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
7 x/ [) _- _1 o e' Fwont figure out the temperature in Celsius& Z; f0 t1 [; @3 G4 J5 @- `
See the map, they're hovering right over us0 b, b, W9 m0 }4 j7 j( ?
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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. l$ D3 }" I8 I8 K* I0 i4 ` J4 `Always hear the same kind of story _# V4 Q$ g0 N* y4 N; I D
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
- _/ `# Z$ m1 V0 mTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
* u, n2 Q- ]5 X4 _. }5 `. NIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
; {( v8 v9 }5 s, ?3 X& |5 m, \So quick, before they see it coming
N! A4 t" G4 q/ Z1 Q3 {Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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