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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
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- a: F& m9 z, w1 j; B1 u! ]Q:中国人吃狗吗?
- l* o- j) b s8 g; t: B6 a' [A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?& h. ^# D+ [8 W$ i# W, N
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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9 v8 \& k8 C. UQ:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?8 q8 F& X2 ?! H) x$ c
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。/ _9 U. [. r) V- }
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1 k+ I6 s9 y+ W' h/ {! jQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
5 u0 X5 B2 Y0 P, P. O, ~A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.$ ~+ ^- U! F$ V
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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; X% ^! c! F& w% |Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?% t4 y) N7 v; C& J( J8 e
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。' s( C! |5 R' R i f
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5 ~% |) c# v2 JQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?3 g9 W# `; A% `
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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. `4 J5 ?6 c1 p( \( O" Z: r5 eQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?) a9 T' n. d& U5 c8 L& Y* _% c) G1 U
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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5 J; b8 @; D% D/ L) aQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?# H t+ h# y/ ?5 B
A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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8 k7 W$ A4 W3 [# j' F9 k- ^9 EQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?: Y4 d. d6 i( n0 M( Q
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。1 t$ k. o3 K! E! q
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; z0 p9 q; y2 B4 u+ R1 D G: t1 BQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?
: e! L2 e( w0 A* v" C1 m Q9 DA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
) `0 X! _8 p5 T' a2 r8 FA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的% a0 W4 r6 |6 X/ e/ l+ t4 M
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