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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs? E' A( q$ |$ u. Y. \
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。1 [; h5 r( e0 z4 H' e
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u& ^8 w' H6 B: E* \) j7 BQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
! C) \1 R/ a& ?, N9 z. D4 q- m5 hA: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.7 X% g5 y1 |, {; `
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?3 A! ^4 m% ?' v5 y. x6 V! W
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?' A$ ^7 `5 g( v
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.8 c/ t1 m1 ]9 W2 }
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族# w9 e8 h6 ^ n
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
/ [8 d- y+ G. ^. GA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。 |/ B; S5 H8 e9 r
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?: B2 v) z, H8 K2 y$ i5 k0 }% s2 p) i
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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( }# d7 `! P$ i( z5 A# }7 z5 aQ:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?" |( [! m- Z1 Z8 g1 j: {% s
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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1 V" I6 H4 n9 TQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
( ] w, z7 V: X: S- r8 n) ?A: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?2 R1 I. \% w% ^) v x& [
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。5 L& [$ b' a" ^+ q' N, A
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
& I. ?7 f# o9 R3 _A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.+ r) r6 w* j/ Y5 D! i
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?
! f7 s. u4 Z2 a" r* |, u1 }4 kA:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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