请教英语

kazaa

+ c( d8 ]4 D# [. e) K
9 G% e1 ~/ W8 w- P" i我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。
; `# K  L) [7 H
% c# m4 D5 j6 P) k那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。
5 c8 h) _& V6 d* ~& q4 g! m
我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。
5 o* D% v7 H1 R9 R
3 |. ?+ V0 \& s; V1 mSomething like:

8 o' B/ i+ H4 R$ B8 c9 u          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.

          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
, V0 K8 t! B6 n; X! U9 X
$ {3 P- _' Y# z9 q
2 S" x# _/ G- M3 c4 h/ B6 R
1 y6 g( d0 @% @- c  E0 B+ ^- M0 d谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
2 F5 C* V" `* I# w$ t3 G
“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”

) [" J6 L" v- V; p- a! g“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
, ~% P! I! }% I8 n* q  ^' s6 `! I
“Would Jesus park like this?”
. ]+ b3 y% J+ v, X2 s5 N1 D2 \
“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
- f% C3 L! ?! u* G1 c* N/ ZAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:
3 q  i" n9 t3 P9 x+ V5 a
“Chuck Norris d ...

我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
/ d( i+ a% [! T9 a+ `9 {
2 M  {) d' r5 A: m% k- P6 N“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”

这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。
3 U0 H& y2 O" u5 I8 [

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
...

This one is for #3's:
: k; Z& Z5 B/ w! _& g9 [Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
This one is for #3's:
Great parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

9 F2 V* T  ~5 G# W( [女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!