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Canadian idiot
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$ \& {& f) f# cDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
3 I: S( c5 S, s; T5 K+ N/ f# ]Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
" ~8 Y* R$ w/ ^$ x% jAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?1 {9 L: N3 N4 G% ^+ w4 L# k
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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4 n; j5 ^# A/ j' w" A4 PThey all live on donuts and moose meat
( e$ K5 k$ N5 {# G6 X" W( I+ _0 d/ cAnd they leave the house without packing heat
0 v, ~; ~( F" n8 X, VNever even bring their guns to the mall
7 ~( q8 o: y" ^! SAnd you know what else is too funny?
4 X' g& ~0 N# w0 a5 u# u% kTheir stupid Monopoly money
+ v' k2 H8 P2 M0 d3 X7 d. NCan't take 'em seriously at all
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$ p& y7 s0 X z ZWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
# C; |- u7 \ x1 ^They treat curling just like it's a real sport' Y! e+ d- M) d( k( H, R4 o, o6 o
They think their silly accent is so cute3 k3 C3 }6 ~4 N: K! d# @* }% _$ }
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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( e0 L! X( O9 b8 \# H' `Sure, they've got their national healthcare/ ~0 S, I- J" b1 D7 m
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air- f( u# X6 I0 L* `# N6 y4 \
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
( z* T; s1 r0 R% a0 i! [Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
# O. J. x# D) t/ o8 H. Q" R XAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
. d5 n; q/ B! XAll over Saskatchewan: v) a' ~, ?3 e- U) c% \
0 [8 q5 y% V( e+ Z! I! TDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
) Y7 R6 x3 M' _: w) D% ?3 d5 Hwont figure out the temperature in Celsius" _7 q, ]* c3 Q* A6 o! ^- n8 B+ k6 ~% s
See the map, they're hovering right over us2 k0 U2 D: Q: N( j$ E
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous: l! J9 n2 } M! ]( ?/ @/ \7 W
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Always hear the same kind of story$ }8 _& B- a- Z- t4 r
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
9 \- q+ y Q" @( t% ?# _/ QTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?: C# H5 j: G" @' R- P
It's gotta mean they're all up to something3 s% s, ?4 O# D& s& z5 [
So quick, before they see it coming. X/ k" a6 T: |7 \3 T2 z% k
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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