美国少年原创MTV红暴网络:加拿大傻瓜(视频

爱城一粒沙子

美国少年原创MTV红暴网络:加拿大傻瓜(视频
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http://info.51.ca/news/sportent/2009/02/02/166931.shtml

爱城一粒沙子

Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
% ^* u& O0 D5 T. v* m6 Z! }/ tDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
9 e+ f! x+ O7 A$ JAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
% M/ W- [* m( g3 s, lAnd they leave the house without packing heat
: S# j# l8 t5 Q/ a. g. ENever even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
" K: {0 ]* F. n2 MThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
$ W' m  O! V- F4 LThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
# Y- p5 H& q; \# Y. D8 i+ hAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
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% o0 W9 h$ A5 ODon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
8 }. p* U! m5 a  X6 @+ ZSee the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

5 k( b: {4 T% @; p1 xAlways hear the same kind of story
6 v1 L7 M, J/ @' g2 N. \6 JBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
* G$ D" F  ]3 Y; i- W# a1 WTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
8 {8 _, b8 X4 G( [, ^3 O$ USo quick, before they see it coming
: e: D3 L% E% KTime for a pre-emptive strike

今夜无语

真好.顶一下.

烟雨江南

过儿

好像是2年前的吧。有N个版本。还有加拿大人唱 "American Idiot" 的，呵呵。

小柔