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Canadian idiot4 g$ r* W8 j* h: y
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
# D' ^* |3 ?# [3 Z0 S; wDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
& `& K( u- q. b7 O DAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?) N2 p: v! _1 e6 ]7 s
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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. z, s1 b1 O/ V* p: XThey all live on donuts and moose meat6 i: D( E# o# P3 w0 t
And they leave the house without packing heat
: {% E$ D+ C/ [+ m3 l8 wNever even bring their guns to the mall
8 T5 g9 Y7 h& ]6 QAnd you know what else is too funny?. E1 x4 q5 h' T: L$ l p/ P6 z
Their stupid Monopoly money
* x# ]7 c6 ^) A0 A* iCan't take 'em seriously at all2 P, \/ ]+ d" e( N1 {- A3 S+ M) D& M
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
" ]3 q. w f4 S W+ xThey treat curling just like it's a real sport5 F! {2 T" I) K% U% d
They think their silly accent is so cute. }% A2 o& f$ m0 I6 i
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
2 h8 Q n1 n, B0 dCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air9 l4 |, \# W* n& ~6 n. a1 ]
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion) Y% ?; q' n F, u" F4 Y1 H" j6 r
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
r) y2 ~. V; E3 b1 z1 w& rAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
0 N- ~! V! v TAll over Saskatchewan
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& k' u; `+ z+ s7 ^6 t6 j7 }Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot, Z3 M8 A$ y8 Y% b1 h; w5 m
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
8 K V! Y0 p7 s7 f! d5 M' X) xSee the map, they're hovering right over us V. }0 ~1 Q3 i6 j3 _
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous5 I& G" h9 Y' E7 H! P
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Always hear the same kind of story
- D ^8 s& m/ Y+ A9 v# GBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"# U3 A# D, a/ R2 e$ R* k) o. Y" J
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?8 Z8 H, q3 D$ {- R( X
It's gotta mean they're all up to something) j3 p9 l" S/ W) c) O3 E
So quick, before they see it coming
) m) O4 t, y( k2 H' |Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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