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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
0 `% M+ |7 p1 k* J. P+ \Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut: O( z1 T4 O6 {2 _
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?$ H& x: D) M) d' K9 c' ^
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed8 M+ ?6 N6 g8 a, F |. b9 t
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They all live on donuts and moose meat: o* Z" F Z2 |
And they leave the house without packing heat S \- S( p; Y+ W
Never even bring their guns to the mall1 K6 j( `, h6 u2 t
And you know what else is too funny?$ H0 ~9 l0 Q. F& A
Their stupid Monopoly money
6 z" e4 [) ?: s8 y" k; hCan't take 'em seriously at all
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0 o$ j% N+ P* MWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
. x6 U+ u" U2 K; M1 |: w! M2 J% }They treat curling just like it's a real sport
' }7 ?0 f1 \" @4 j" dThey think their silly accent is so cute
! B% x/ e1 C& o( U1 |. fCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot# ^4 I }0 w1 |5 ~
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare- _, G' D' m8 a, Q& k$ J. w
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
, L* G+ B$ A. GThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
& v) W1 Z" D1 @Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni: X. I$ `; \ P% r
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
7 S7 n; j e5 N1 DAll over Saskatchewan1 h# \ b7 }( f5 ~# k
7 F4 ~$ v( Z8 I& g, o$ M+ k) FDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot: X) @1 K0 j" V9 s
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
+ `' J4 n' s; K0 v/ U1 |9 \& PSee the map, they're hovering right over us7 x2 Q" ^5 d1 O5 ~0 v7 Z/ Z4 ?. Y3 L
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous6 F! q6 e, C% j) _1 P
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Always hear the same kind of story( ^4 ]9 Z- [: F6 S
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"% `) M m. r) L9 p2 r5 m' U
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
3 B; e' F( r2 K' k9 AIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
9 I' r4 v! Y* }2 U5 V# W: VSo quick, before they see it coming! h4 Z. r. j) |& j& E8 t& W
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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