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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! L) _4 f) X. q7 ]1 X1 ], s3 r
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut7 B$ e) ~' K+ o% C1 p. z7 p
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 }7 R, I+ y, R( J+ v& h+ W
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" }3 S* a: f0 K: v
% z: e; J# g% H! B8 a8 J6 h/ IThey all live on donuts and moose meat- T# l8 H' U+ {
And they leave the house without packing heat
/ x3 W$ O1 t" h* ONever even bring their guns to the mall! d: H9 T% F6 P* ~) `" ~$ g+ d
And you know what else is too funny? h+ V% ~- p4 Y
Their stupid Monopoly money
) }$ W9 a. z% n/ {Can't take 'em seriously at all
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$ u/ ~# z: P3 d9 q/ DWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export: v8 ]2 A3 V2 |- W* g6 m# z
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
& c) |& c# `& B* l3 t/ y( jThey think their silly accent is so cute% O7 t& X4 [& l+ J& d
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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' _( _! j- P5 ISure, they've got their national healthcare
6 {: y% u" n7 @- KCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air# Q# d6 a/ B- \' Q" C* _
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion3 p+ t9 B& e4 ~# O! B7 ~
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni* a; x; q% e0 X7 ~7 M
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni8 R! |/ J; {4 i0 z& U6 C
All over Saskatchewan1 x% }2 i- ^# c6 e- o2 {
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 g. m' X2 U- ^! O
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
" Q# T# D" a: K, j/ ?2 [See the map, they're hovering right over us
9 N Q1 s8 z# ~/ I$ N6 i7 OTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous4 ^* H E) G5 Y7 R" D
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Always hear the same kind of story
0 }1 k% p% p, E6 u* K# n4 pBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
; q& l \# i/ @8 }4 kTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
2 z8 f: Q8 M: w3 fIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
) H9 n/ s1 l" ]8 DSo quick, before they see it coming
0 l5 \4 i4 k/ D5 k" h" kTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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