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Canadian idiot4 K5 F9 `" r6 |2 T1 O) h1 {
7 w, n( T- A/ {5 z. ^Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ s W/ S: C/ \3 e9 ^' @
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut- ^& J4 C; n o9 Y
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
1 n3 Z0 @8 j/ R1 fI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed& p- z# Y8 B$ p0 D( S# S1 }1 y
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
- W# n& O. n1 ~1 }( fAnd they leave the house without packing heat
" B+ W5 [" w5 S" n4 ANever even bring their guns to the mall3 U: U* m8 P7 }& W, {3 t
And you know what else is too funny?
5 s% f- _: A% t! dTheir stupid Monopoly money6 Q7 R7 r3 V' H2 u$ n( q n+ q
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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9 D! G2 d1 V7 C; t" \+ Z2 W" kWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
& S [( w* I1 IThey treat curling just like it's a real sport+ q2 r) j& p& b2 c' y* x
They think their silly accent is so cute
5 r/ r1 q5 _' `/ ], A4 R. }2 dCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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9 n/ `: L3 R8 O. e. U0 S3 L8 zSure, they've got their national healthcare
/ M/ \2 s1 l- P/ K' Y. X! RCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air8 d' B4 ^0 f: G4 J
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
" |0 Z1 G. y: u3 b' I2 eEat their weight in Kraft macaroni. R# F% U) s8 ]/ z- q0 u i% F
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
5 Q8 Y( d4 {4 V8 l/ ZAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
/ h( h5 o+ @9 W0 h+ |wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
+ x# y$ K- n- `; f# D( ^See the map, they're hovering right over us
* l; ]+ h$ v" m5 k9 |Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous. D# t8 G2 |( `' F, `8 o
! s4 C+ t$ E$ n) V: B! NAlways hear the same kind of story
' G4 G1 u6 f; h0 C: O9 ZBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
' o( h ], b/ B, KTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
W" i8 @* Q: EIt's gotta mean they're all up to something7 |0 G, t9 ~2 _! c. E4 U- ?
So quick, before they see it coming+ z5 m) H7 s$ }
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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