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Canadian idiot! w4 f5 a' @( @
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
6 i1 s3 T/ ?' X/ A8 F+ CDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut: b; E* ]; t1 w, b
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
3 P2 T+ {6 Z; ~( f9 {I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed# W+ I3 k9 i1 J& v* `
$ y; W! h& \, J* [They all live on donuts and moose meat
& \4 k. e" U1 P" P& K0 FAnd they leave the house without packing heat) s* E/ x3 N; U1 N
Never even bring their guns to the mall' p; h5 _ T) }& w
And you know what else is too funny?2 p+ n8 }1 K* r; J8 p5 ?/ O) L+ R
Their stupid Monopoly money6 D( R+ { e% T/ t4 A% G8 ~' \
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export7 }# `4 ^" S: A7 ~2 ]" Z/ i+ P
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
_8 p" @5 `, r5 w- `+ J! @& e5 `They think their silly accent is so cute9 E" j' ?4 [+ G4 t, z# B1 k, i% ~- J
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot3 I3 i! c. }- R# `2 B5 w0 o
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
0 U, a, U( D' e0 zCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
6 g, N. W4 H9 N2 q6 oThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
+ U- L; B! Q/ v8 l/ S+ fEat their weight in Kraft macaroni* \* k& J5 e% B
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni( G. j) O5 y# \# O' [5 |- }: e
All over Saskatchewan. s. u: u8 |5 c; D3 V4 V( K
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
8 J. P7 P3 c2 `7 Wwont figure out the temperature in Celsius* y% n5 \) g+ B8 H9 \
See the map, they're hovering right over us9 ]$ U$ S) X. \9 }
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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, |4 @3 Z+ h6 @+ s" vAlways hear the same kind of story" i2 L# n( a% f. \, l4 R) D
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
: q$ w1 L+ v5 ]+ \* WTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?! U+ a3 b( G s' |0 z. n) H: E$ F+ m
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
2 B" A: o! f6 M! m! B; P& w4 RSo quick, before they see it coming
: H/ u4 o- ]4 ?# ^9 v0 J( P3 kTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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