美国少年原创MTV红暴网络:加拿大傻瓜(视频

爱城一粒沙子

美国少年原创MTV红暴网络:加拿大傻瓜(视频
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- ^/ T1 G$ X) b: i$ shttp://info.51.ca/news/sportent/2009/02/02/166931.shtml

爱城一粒沙子

Canadian idiot

3 f  W& ]; U4 nDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
7 Y" N" O+ }2 V4 f- }  q, _0 l  eDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
$ O  {( s2 l6 }3 u- k9 U  JAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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4 y8 b( i$ D! hThey all live on donuts and moose meat
& w+ J5 E2 S: ]- _% ]  ?# @And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
6 {: F& U* Y. u0 Z2 c) OAnd you know what else is too funny?
2 m: r, m( h5 L7 E- V, eTheir stupid Monopoly money
) ?6 E5 F. N& i) w# v( E: hCan't take 'em seriously at all

& Q# W* i" ?* b% PWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
) U6 u7 a9 G5 S, {6 k; AThey think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
1 d% x8 M4 A$ R) c$ Q- KCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
1 n% R/ M8 N: t: Z" h1 cEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
- N: C0 E3 q; _' {: J: g, `All over Saskatchewan
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. ^  i3 }- Z" ^4 n0 ]Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
+ Y& D9 G1 D! `Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
! G" }# }0 X2 O  u1 N# H6 ?Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
. n8 l/ E$ @* S8 h# o' {7 tIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
+ X% r9 V- p4 c- s9 KTime for a pre-emptive strike

今夜无语

真好.顶一下.

烟雨江南

过儿

好像是2年前的吧。有N个版本。还有加拿大人唱 "American Idiot" 的，呵呵。

小柔