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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman. 9 ?! z. g( N7 A3 L7 M
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She: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"
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15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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