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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2 V( ]* ~% Q2 f$ s- d2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]) T. k, [ a) m6 T+ E, f
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. + d) _9 R" b8 R+ E3 m9 r
2 }7 `9 O" V+ l( y! \ V T6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them. p9 t9 a% W$ n2 d
( O6 z! G( [( t) e% Z3 K' S8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.6 _3 f" T4 X0 a4 u& z
8 Q7 r! t! n, z; @; O( ~9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.9 \- ]5 R- q5 m! G# ~& q
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two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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" W1 a' s3 |6 W* Pyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 ' p( {* b/ f8 k6 l1 G
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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12. Gopher = speedbump.% t" O( @* s/ ]" H' E
$ J( }% w. J( w5 q6 O/ E13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.7 j& d3 x% V, @
2 G( J" c6 E* S9 J$ t% |1 y9 \14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 5 X/ n$ h& H8 ~, S/ O- T
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