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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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8 ~1 f8 z7 P$ i: B5 t4 M9 {! J4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. + H2 x. C3 K; [" b
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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7 J q9 y$ k; R; H& @* @7 W6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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0 v9 N3 p* E, ^7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8 }# I! J1 ~: _0 e( K# f( ]8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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5 k2 d: `4 y1 P2 N9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)! B1 z1 s9 P: R/ H5 J- Z! l- O
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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! s/ N' t: E, ~& t! t11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, . `$ }; `- K: |* }+ V
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
T4 p8 d; V' t/ M& e(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
m) W$ x7 Z4 L6 L) B9 hyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
8 z/ B% F! g; l" U; t3 k$ }+ j" s tEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.0 D6 x" |9 Y" S' S
' \: q' K, c* G6 h+ p8 L: _12. Gopher = speedbump.9 M2 z. z% @5 s8 @" x
+ _& u8 F* Q# p; n- F/ ~- }13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.' z0 Y8 X: U' \0 j. }* B
: l. E3 g: j1 i {7 ^4 {" J14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 1 d6 _& X; s. i7 F0 w0 X
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