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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.8 u% }9 G6 M4 c/ a3 J5 O! C$ y
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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2 z/ [( Y5 a# I) S/ d: t; W3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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% h0 J, _# Z8 Z b4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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a+ j1 }4 o, r+ L7 N5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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9 T6 H$ D/ m: ~/ \( W6 ?# }1 w2 N" d1 y# D6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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) U9 g# X# N# _7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them./ N W% P1 r$ t8 X- t
& s$ g: _5 f' M8 b$ |' b8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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5 w+ D) n$ O6 ~5 `) X6 p- S$ V9 S9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)+ @) R. L( S$ Y
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
% Y3 M* ^: I- o5 ztwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 . r2 H, h: j6 P# A* B1 U
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
* s" T8 E: A; n4 nyour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
2 s( q+ T( A( _8 C5 `0 rEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.6 D; [1 F5 P7 X! B* ^7 q8 G
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12. Gopher = speedbump.; d9 g2 P# x/ U `3 d5 p
( Q% \- F, ?* @13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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