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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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6 V6 O- P8 E% A5 x2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]( @- c f' N/ y- X1 |/ ^' K/ n
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.9 M; z0 D# U& Z' S4 f7 F
! i; u0 l" Z7 J7 z4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a , h+ e% \- U' x+ T% s! s3 W8 ]
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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9 ^2 p8 T4 W6 n- B5 R7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.6 j1 `+ Q6 V& n7 E% ^; q
. x" F; \' r9 k7 Q9 ] O8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.! ?3 U* \+ ~3 h- e u' J
) ~7 L' a! u, U6 [' Q3 q9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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8 g, m; A, _: `10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 2 F$ J+ e d `* m
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 & k2 x' S; ^6 ^3 m* b3 H) K6 X
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.: Z& y7 A. Y# i9 q4 b- E8 F2 L
0 b) ~- V8 [% B5 n0 c3 X12. Gopher = speedbump.5 a* n0 | x, B1 `2 `" a( Y
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.$ s$ {+ a \. N) k6 y/ }, Q; O5 V
# W* N. E* k' X3 a% ~) o14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 9 ^$ z$ y0 j& {+ o# |
friends from Alberta. |
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