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& l' P. A( O/ M I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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/ K) Y. k% {& |1 @* O; G/ e A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!% z/ g2 M3 a3 \& ~ v
1 t$ A }7 W- o+ L7 Y! L4 w A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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: z5 k" H! s9 H0 o/ z. A So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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4 T6 V9 I- s5 j; S3 i" t Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"9 X; ] _5 H0 ~( a' l9 X
, L2 g Y2 e+ [6 N/ i Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.$ ~, a! I8 ] c- C9 Z& \
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said." v8 d. O- b7 ~5 i+ A* O6 W) u
8 p- Y* J( G1 y- B" k What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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" ^/ `& p9 H. \5 [( y! A5 T; a7 y& C2 y What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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; _9 X& { ~: z0 I4 K! e "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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% H5 ?3 Q7 t+ y8 i Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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9 _1 \' f0 x. C "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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