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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!
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. a( |) J t! P7 b) X A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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" U2 F; ?& a+ S: y- J5 t: f I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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" Q% ?* R. }7 D/ j A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.& o7 ?& _0 s" e; Y7 Q
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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6 g4 r- \5 w" R Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"7 B% t6 R: ^& o4 [6 y
$ V7 N* S8 e ?: ?* N Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.9 ^: B6 e, b0 i7 b P* |6 M
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.! N& I. r1 B' ]+ V2 y# C; s
3 ?9 b1 V5 }: V "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said., w2 |; `& w( S$ O2 _0 L6 F
9 b& u7 O2 ^+ ] What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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( `- ~* e Q @) ]' Q, R" p$ ? What? Cemetery? What a place is that?2 B) O; i* k! t! E
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."3 c; C7 y2 D& F9 I* }# J7 H
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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: R6 y3 s; f% u. z9 o; `. C6 l On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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0 t. \$ T; W' [5 @$ t1 l Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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