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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!8 U$ U6 C" p/ d, s
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!) q) ~. {, [; k1 j/ |
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"# `+ A0 v/ a' Y3 g8 k7 K) I
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.. c* i: I' [! \; c2 M% t+ E
* o2 W( z# ? X$ a, G& K Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.! Z* u# J3 r/ H) \: Q+ l
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."/ x# b- q; y$ Y# i. {7 Q( a/ K
4 `9 |, `: Z# g7 p1 }2 b4 V "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.- U* A1 u& |/ v; S3 Y
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?* p& U: q8 Y8 Y! w) E, V
3 x2 y0 Z0 T$ U "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?% @' C& L2 `3 g P4 F0 Y% A! V! h$ f
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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! n5 a! ^2 F( P" P' x What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?" R, d' m5 U: T: s7 b+ L% u9 U
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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1 Z% ]8 h+ L% f* Z Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."+ M; L: Q; z$ }; I8 ?
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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