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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!0 \* ]0 }6 R; t/ x3 \
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!& u+ w4 N7 B& P/ ]
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!6 j% |' p7 T G- I8 x- D8 K
) \8 J. X5 m* s. o1 Q/ Z A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea. N# j, \, o! N& S% e# w( R
- j) w+ Y+ M9 a$ n0 g So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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" \# _/ m7 N( o. ? Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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+ z& h: e8 N! a1 ~ Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.. S3 m b1 Y0 L2 P$ J/ g
* l. U T2 r4 X" \2 b Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."1 Y7 x0 \ ^9 U2 p* ^$ q: v( ~+ L
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.* u% d9 q3 }. P9 R `
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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7 S( q9 W, N6 u4 ~' Z/ P f "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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4 z2 s' G$ H$ ] J+ y+ B" R What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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+ h2 r/ V `$ W What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?3 p% K" T* W. W1 }, ]/ A$ q
6 J: x# s. y4 M0 B9 p" j, x1 b On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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