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+ B: H4 ]& G/ W I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!) y. h/ F2 ?; m/ ~& ]; r9 |3 j
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!0 c5 a7 H7 c; O% X/ S9 |
* C7 H5 G) d4 U6 Z+ R3 J I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!' q* I9 A2 z% u( M" a# m: `4 Z
- ^- V) f; J, ]. g" R A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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( [; Q; o( k) c* C So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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2 Q0 t' f: C5 a8 T3 O0 g Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.+ z8 _- ]" y* z1 t, F' D7 E& l
- f% N9 E. s3 ~; }' o0 j! q+ \4 P3 M2 }2 ] "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.. z2 z# \/ U1 G: }
/ J; l# N" V/ M) | What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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5 c7 U- r- A* k. q# G2 r7 N "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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% |$ h) a9 T. N1 P What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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- S3 G" x& @, a. E "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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4 R) ~/ \( v6 ~9 Y8 b+ B8 u% F What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?& u% U& o& [, U# S) \
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten.") V$ \ z# r- t- {- T
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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