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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!6 ?( G+ b ~1 n; A9 D
$ B# F1 B; U. L A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!( x* F/ A* ?$ A5 J% ?$ b
. x" g4 y" h: r. X I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!3 {4 `+ r- T* r: p0 G5 N7 U
6 V7 U! N- j7 [7 \ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." : {: f5 @6 z( ?0 R7 Z7 z1 u
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"+ n* c* Q# Q$ ?. W5 t. D
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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. n, V9 H( M) x4 Q q9 i3 z% T Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.. b% e; V( e _
5 {9 B: `+ u2 k4 L: d "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.7 v* ]! L% W0 K
! U4 i0 k3 P! K& r What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?": F5 G* |8 R8 n# s$ a0 ?# A
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?' d+ W1 L7 d# |2 Y% _0 d* B+ O
( J# J. ~, M" b9 L "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?% a' S6 m$ f4 e& D2 k% t) \- u6 g W9 `
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."' C) Y3 p& I6 L7 ?0 V- a* s
2 e6 c1 e6 z; {- |3 ?2 i/ q+ [ Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book.": Q% D" l0 I1 I
# r4 ?7 u/ ^* k+ k "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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