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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
& y7 l. i0 M0 c! JThe first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
. }) e3 e% l9 D4 I3 [9 K |The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."
* @. e& f: m* }4 t7 w) f/ Q GThe third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."' h" x" V; ]: g
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
) Z+ R2 f- m2 ^( p1 t" t6 p' vShe replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
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