MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:12

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello.''( [5 r, f: c: z! W9 ]) J" _( w  b
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"Mrs. Sanders, please.''* g0 S  k+ u) B* `4 O& T+ A0 @9 f
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"Speaking."
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''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
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, u( X' Q! [* c7 A2 q5 H''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.' R7 c4 h% p$ }5 v

# b7 e. d# S4 H  R8 \: {, ]) O"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."4 ~! ]- I* v) }6 T6 L: p

" B# ^1 w& [1 p1 K: l# E2 p"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.0 l% i( U. j, A
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"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
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''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"% D4 F* a% t5 [$ R

. O- F5 \, `1 c! x2 k% D''The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-4-26 09:47

Dumber · 发表于 2008-4-29 06:56

What can you do if the husband can't find home?

lington · 发表于 2008-4-29 07:26

原帖由 Dumber 于 2008-4-29 07:56 发表
: C: K& m2 k- J# f5 p9 F" i0 Q9 pWhat can you do if the husband can't find home?

You are a gentle soul.

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-5-9 19:01

That's sad. I know it's just a joke but heck, in truth, medicare is that bad!

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