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Canadian idiot4 p' N- q% d, S% v& R1 ]
8 j! g/ i- `2 |* |Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
2 W5 I* P/ m& f u( f$ p& ?) gDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
! U9 f3 u: ~5 YAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?, R9 L/ M1 d3 Q3 h: i8 p3 G% M
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
, b- _3 n* Z3 T$ R8 Z! h6 kAnd they leave the house without packing heat
$ j3 w& J: I6 g/ L. Z5 z6 F& o1 f3 W3 @Never even bring their guns to the mall7 k. f# M) _8 F- g% k. n* R3 @
And you know what else is too funny?
6 c& f$ X% b3 J" @Their stupid Monopoly money7 c5 [% M6 I$ x7 l+ {. y; d! ]
Can't take 'em seriously at all: ]$ _6 I2 m& d; g, i
, _+ Q4 [9 U" SWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export6 X9 i7 W# q+ \6 R
They treat curling just like it's a real sport5 u0 s$ o( J/ L0 `$ V) A
They think their silly accent is so cute$ G, ]" z( M( F
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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6 |6 M" }: I- a& rSure, they've got their national healthcare
( _) p& I6 B RCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
' l; ^& P+ W- d8 D3 o: |Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
6 F- B; t! D7 I; R( p7 LEat their weight in Kraft macaroni' g0 e7 s$ x( ?. G
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni3 M! M; J$ R" U+ d- T7 [
All over Saskatchewan
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6 W& R& n6 J- L8 I4 a9 f4 }Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot4 \2 h5 E9 E7 s- z# R
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius; w5 w, i" \) C, B, h6 [5 p
See the map, they're hovering right over us4 h0 Z, ?7 i- m- L9 z
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous8 \, e$ T' d& j
$ l" ^9 j1 t, @! HAlways hear the same kind of story
( p9 v: P' A8 r9 |5 T5 ~6 XBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
7 c4 t5 P9 c; G( |' jTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?! g2 K! i* M$ v" P \' G9 J" Q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
, j$ c" z5 m! V% P9 \! `So quick, before they see it coming
4 k$ L7 A& z7 w) d: RTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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