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Canadian idiot! E7 y7 c" H" H8 S5 N4 d2 ~7 g& Z* Z) c3 R
$ T0 C$ K! V1 l2 i. SDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
7 u+ b3 B/ |/ xDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut3 }* t9 \* L$ J/ Q
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
5 S; u8 w" a% j) V* G; A% K; f: ]3 PI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
! p2 G' X4 d0 N( M. j* oAnd they leave the house without packing heat5 p! }- w. }; {" G! G' L' J( \% `
Never even bring their guns to the mall; u1 i2 @8 v) P W
And you know what else is too funny?& ~+ H1 E, F; C, ]$ }) h
Their stupid Monopoly money% H( m: Z; G& B. f% I: _* W
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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+ J" N: ]+ m# l, ^Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export9 \; ~/ B6 O6 d# Y6 Q* C9 v5 O
They treat curling just like it's a real sport6 g1 p! U$ `2 M* h9 a5 G0 I3 U' d
They think their silly accent is so cute
: A5 F; e: O: U1 M+ L% PCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot8 T$ @! f8 J4 \2 f; E% ]! s
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare8 W [7 ] P) Q/ a5 _ z8 w/ s
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air8 X6 m' e; J& ?$ ^+ S2 x9 _) {
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
; a1 {0 z# \+ `+ sEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
3 \) M6 ?2 k; _- ?8 Z- y7 O' e+ FAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
- X& ^5 H* K& |1 t' k* AAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot7 m X7 e) P; Q3 \/ S
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius" m3 G, Q9 N0 y
See the map, they're hovering right over us
6 G5 N a6 B/ M- j# VTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous; f- B9 \3 F4 i# f. V3 R; t
( H4 q# }: {8 O" j% `' ^# XAlways hear the same kind of story! K5 p( X; @* }3 p( S; a6 b
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"! b- k# |6 ]% W; n
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
( \* Z# r; J# \$ G& XIt's gotta mean they're all up to something, I) ^2 \+ J w, F1 J5 P7 W! D- l) ^* w
So quick, before they see it coming1 Q8 y5 i: _* c4 H" `
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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