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发表于 2009-2-2 23:50
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Canadian idiot
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+ Y& Z3 C6 z0 M) oDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot- w7 k4 A6 C4 v; s" j
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' R5 A* y2 x$ C* Q& ZAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?9 M, S7 B, l" J2 |' m& d5 n
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" G: s" _8 @ q* m9 h# B7 r# B
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
6 n2 b: f6 |+ }1 B. qAnd they leave the house without packing heat% P9 Z# C6 b1 r# ~% T* S7 V( `
Never even bring their guns to the mall
& f, x( @7 @; v$ I0 O7 g# XAnd you know what else is too funny?5 i* u d, s# p2 |* Q/ G
Their stupid Monopoly money/ C! @- ? j$ X2 v
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export' h* Y0 G a' _. ]4 C( H
They treat curling just like it's a real sport+ E9 O1 {9 Z* b/ T* k
They think their silly accent is so cute
$ z7 I7 q$ O6 _* MCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare! o4 i3 H! E3 j2 a- w: Z
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 K3 A: Z5 G- e( B" u. p. ]* fThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion6 ?, R. p5 |% {0 R% Y
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
& C+ b% K& j' {, `6 R3 l$ KAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
7 N+ X5 F) P! w3 AAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
& Y6 n* Z0 T( ?& e/ Pwont figure out the temperature in Celsius; \$ B! m" s; I
See the map, they're hovering right over us6 V' t% }8 N1 Z
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous) t* G+ E7 J9 D
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Always hear the same kind of story
* T ^ T9 b% h0 M1 wBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
# W0 J; o0 i- A# pTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?& \! G% z3 `1 Z/ U, Q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
- }+ {& i) Q( D" ^2 U' XSo quick, before they see it coming7 A* f" d2 ^4 |6 v6 \6 a
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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