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Canadian idiot& y! Z5 \( r) }& Q- p& X
8 B ]; D& d1 p% A$ D$ IDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
, S: Q' P* C" Z3 t- ?Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' X3 `! d& T4 gAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
. o4 C' B3 S* t0 g( C' L8 \I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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8 C7 c7 B |# q9 xThey all live on donuts and moose meat Z `% U/ n- M0 Y& p0 u, x
And they leave the house without packing heat, K! H! x1 d# D" t, h% w" n- L$ c
Never even bring their guns to the mall$ j7 V9 H& b: M" R3 _9 D0 e& Z% Y
And you know what else is too funny?$ [1 ~( I0 J. m5 W7 k
Their stupid Monopoly money* q; J" r$ j# `! c; Z7 n
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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+ C0 S9 T( p1 z3 XWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export+ g1 ]$ ] e( L. p
They treat curling just like it's a real sport7 K& ^5 r% H2 }; s5 A
They think their silly accent is so cute
\" B0 D7 _* b. l3 `* D; H; eCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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8 X- A) E+ q; I" E' SSure, they've got their national healthcare
$ b! R* i4 `4 oCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
6 V; v X* x4 g& f! H6 bThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
( o4 `+ Z9 O3 m1 J2 _9 oEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
+ |- L9 K! r% f# |/ z( `And dream of drivin' a Zamboni, u; l$ i+ y7 a, p; s' r
All over Saskatchewan
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# ?" H/ |% P! p8 BDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
/ R9 `& m, {8 C h$ k4 S, F2 ywont figure out the temperature in Celsius- D0 H: a( G; }8 L
See the map, they're hovering right over us4 {$ S$ U$ @- @+ q+ ~
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous; |3 D6 V3 z" t( I
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Always hear the same kind of story& a; m" N. [5 @: ^, c5 [
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"5 N) p P% Z* `# q2 G
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
. ]3 Q& Q4 [, b: V- c6 gIt's gotta mean they're all up to something6 S z4 d3 V0 |$ Z1 p' A
So quick, before they see it coming
) p% @' `$ d+ Y& CTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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