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Canadian idiot& ]3 C7 P7 Y- u6 T
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot- C. [) g5 S L1 g
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
( y% B0 c, ~* T# G8 R, dAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
7 U/ z$ v; K4 k" PI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed/ { j. s6 E& q8 R0 |# f N8 d
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
, ~) y( h/ R' O# K( rAnd they leave the house without packing heat; {4 e3 r# b f4 d2 s# I0 Z% Y$ x
Never even bring their guns to the mall
7 I/ Z8 Z1 H( QAnd you know what else is too funny?% n3 U7 d( G5 C0 z* r) j
Their stupid Monopoly money; g% Y0 A: O& `& ]
Can't take 'em seriously at all3 B# _1 [! v$ i0 Y1 H# E
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
% [, {% X* h" t% R2 n2 HThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
$ d1 z- G' I. U; e; g7 G2 ?# F0 n5 D3 fThey think their silly accent is so cute# X" r% a: ] f: I
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot' z/ w0 O7 D( n
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
, ~" C- @" V- o- A1 RCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air- [( F- o1 I6 K' J4 H/ Y* i4 Z
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion4 I( T+ u/ u* _. C" P
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
9 {6 d6 e2 p% Z0 G# vAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
3 v7 }' E$ Q KAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot% p+ G C* S- r j( }
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius* S) e: u8 J# x! n6 P: F2 b+ e6 W
See the map, they're hovering right over us. V1 X" m Z% E8 {8 X
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous6 Y$ N2 S: ~% H2 X9 M0 Z
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Always hear the same kind of story
: [* E' R [- ?8 [Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
5 n2 J: ^: |- O6 z: j6 zTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
/ f `& [# Q. L* m) Z* ~7 IIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
5 M( ?9 V! ^; L0 \/ ~So quick, before they see it coming5 I8 W6 R- K+ j& G! ]1 |- ^0 C1 o
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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