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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 a! p8 ?& f8 {) J; O% t! z: Q# `) ZDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut. B' o; o0 A+ x) e: j/ N1 ~6 J
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
1 S7 h( n6 j9 Q5 t, X. v" k: CI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed0 x9 _$ k& \8 \! {5 k- X. l
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
( d( V$ f4 J, @$ xAnd they leave the house without packing heat
5 y2 M/ J2 _7 p% L5 yNever even bring their guns to the mall
0 @! J0 k8 c% A( F4 g+ z+ {! cAnd you know what else is too funny?" f) r* [. y0 Z1 i, k
Their stupid Monopoly money& W! E O* {9 x |; T+ \0 d/ {* v
Can't take 'em seriously at all. z2 I' O, D R* v% Q
( [% C# U6 T0 Z! n; QWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export6 T$ T2 }; B/ `$ n# r% l) i D! d3 K2 L
They treat curling just like it's a real sport% N' Z$ T: m8 K1 s0 l
They think their silly accent is so cute
4 Q; l8 d% ?# w w v; x/ c! ^7 ACan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot1 j2 A$ S2 P3 ?) C
$ ~; B; Q& `$ O, T% l' ^Sure, they've got their national healthcare9 s1 ^( I2 S/ n5 {% e" H0 F
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air6 b \! A+ j9 M8 p9 _
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion9 r! y! s0 K" q$ Z& b
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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% {# u. b, L7 H% q: v! |- L' `7 QAll over Saskatchewan% c3 J; O6 y+ E1 W/ U- M( N
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot- K. w, i/ r( X
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius. L. R% `5 N7 k9 ]- d8 _ u
See the map, they're hovering right over us
0 k) ?% s% a; yTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous: Q/ P" U; w4 c. y
& ?% _ p3 c3 m: g+ _Always hear the same kind of story
: K' \% l: \ R6 ]) B& O' BBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
9 q$ k, T3 ~3 P) C7 oTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?# Y1 X& \& n/ E2 _% N
It's gotta mean they're all up to something! i0 B1 W6 @: K, c) R8 x
So quick, before they see it coming
" a W4 ^0 {/ w# x: Y& ?9 JTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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