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% e/ @: D* D& Y3 d- h+ q& U8 A5 XDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot2 m. {6 N# ? k2 K
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut$ z( I' W! l2 i0 p! i; s0 i
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?8 P3 y. Z3 {" Q& Z
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed7 [& A8 _0 g b3 ]% S8 y
+ ^; i3 q G$ X' A, J5 u( XThey all live on donuts and moose meat
" T3 A, Z e) u) HAnd they leave the house without packing heat
4 ?0 h! l- W9 f* hNever even bring their guns to the mall
. {9 R8 A& o7 V& Y( K3 WAnd you know what else is too funny?( ~9 B' e- {+ O% R* Q0 E1 z5 N5 G
Their stupid Monopoly money
) m: p+ G6 |- A" s* J- SCan't take 'em seriously at all% u* t- U: |8 A7 I6 D& @9 M4 ~7 S4 m
, e2 q* H0 A" ~, w |2 k$ LWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
& k6 V3 V. G6 o! X0 \' F+ c' gThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
( ?+ l) \8 d, sThey think their silly accent is so cute
! V( [8 m% E' ?Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot7 z K+ }' s3 V" L, z) q- {5 n
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
& t+ K0 ]1 h0 t7 D* [Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
, O- Q: V! F( e* l& @0 z5 rThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion1 k4 y4 @9 O0 o$ L* d
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
( O H9 f" G, `1 @And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
: o3 K3 j8 E3 u- UAll over Saskatchewan% m! l; ?2 @4 A0 y. i; p
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
6 c- p% S* T+ @& _wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
4 A0 y3 R4 O, h7 q1 j5 ySee the map, they're hovering right over us, |, k9 g! J; E" w0 j1 f/ K# o6 R8 ]& n
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
1 v" l) h+ w; y: M/ v6 w0 [Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
2 V4 T! J! C* i) T- vTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?0 b1 `3 i$ ~" m& c
It's gotta mean they're all up to something; x7 M$ a: K }8 ]4 n ]
So quick, before they see it coming
x4 d7 J9 B6 Y- R5 K0 K8 X dTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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