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Canadian idiot2 S4 D: v' p5 F' c
U/ e1 W3 L: a j5 }( p- SDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 o" I+ A3 P, y E; D6 iDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
$ C( d) b) d4 b! _. `5 ?; \! WAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
7 p1 b5 B1 [" s1 [7 Y4 SI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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5 x0 S" l5 E7 F: }, {. gThey all live on donuts and moose meat
9 n( ]9 D7 l. B0 o) l$ QAnd they leave the house without packing heat4 R/ p( C; U1 B" B# y
Never even bring their guns to the mall
, L$ N3 Q' `% P+ q) oAnd you know what else is too funny?/ j, l5 w: q( a5 @: p8 s
Their stupid Monopoly money
4 M6 D: z5 Z; F$ O/ f3 _Can't take 'em seriously at all( E6 D( e+ x |8 b0 B
$ {* h3 G+ b( ~8 P m1 A/ ^Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
# H8 ]7 U& H s/ g) T/ LThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
7 Y# X0 Q% b |* R4 g+ XThey think their silly accent is so cute
: {4 d9 G0 d- _' Z- [Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot+ I) a% I( t! K# m
2 T1 {) {: S( e: ]Sure, they've got their national healthcare: n" ]! J8 Z& y, o5 U
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
D+ p+ i: P5 g. B' UThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion4 ]$ m% e7 r: f
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
+ O$ }$ x2 T' FAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni+ o. B& V$ }$ W: B
All over Saskatchewan
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" V8 x7 Q2 `% Y) X' gDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
4 J& q1 r* V! b$ Jwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
3 C6 G3 E, d( iSee the map, they're hovering right over us+ @) [! G, r! O, t, n$ M4 G& n
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous, D' u8 ~ a/ ^' m2 y9 \
0 y; q$ h$ M$ J6 G- T4 X# ?) `# R5 qAlways hear the same kind of story" e3 A# ?% ~# L) M7 l- o" }7 H1 k
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"6 i8 A% g7 I8 q: h& s0 u6 ~4 m y
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?2 f* U& h( K6 G6 _ H6 e2 l
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
7 X2 c" k( Q0 E5 {! e HSo quick, before they see it coming9 o& H5 }6 B# {
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