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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot2 a. o+ L3 i. M: Z8 v
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
( o* H$ l, W D* b9 VAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
& f, O4 C4 r/ t `$ K9 ]/ _I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
. W4 D/ k; d3 J- O9 T% }And they leave the house without packing heat
, j w, M5 N3 z! t4 X' uNever even bring their guns to the mall
# U9 W# k% \- R& G( ~5 HAnd you know what else is too funny?
$ c7 A3 u. F! _; U t% d2 }Their stupid Monopoly money# f B; T' q% T5 m
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export3 U7 R/ O5 c% N' ?
They treat curling just like it's a real sport( H) n: N7 \6 J ^7 \
They think their silly accent is so cute- B# s$ h1 K- Z
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot% E* U* J- T0 O7 @
0 p; E' M- L a- \3 F+ I6 X& [Sure, they've got their national healthcare
( `1 Z1 P# `' \2 a6 n2 U8 bCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
: D4 K8 x2 [0 y- }' v1 k, z# c& lThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
: L1 U. ?2 Z# ^5 S6 gEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
7 x9 ~ L |5 _7 O- x9 ^, z$ nAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
6 V3 z6 X9 W5 }( }8 YAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 L9 H! Y+ @- V6 m. j4 M* F, A0 V
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius4 H5 z8 s% G, c' }6 a) ]: G& j" {
See the map, they're hovering right over us5 J3 h9 s& k( h4 L7 j9 D2 q3 c
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story$ b# j' Y. Y0 z! h! ?
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"1 e* V2 k9 B& x$ q& M) f- x; F, X2 v
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?/ D3 z' G/ F5 W9 ]1 |
It's gotta mean they're all up to something0 ~# I+ v, [: U: U+ o
So quick, before they see it coming
8 y4 w' y3 H" |% ?: N/ }Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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