Curious white kid asked, "hi newday, why do Chinese people have 12 zodiac animals?"# B& Q2 k" m- S: V9 p
5 n4 u# Z$ z& g% r) _1 eNewday replied, "they were chosen because they are the most popular choices on our dinner menu." 7 l, j3 I4 P( y) H! W) b0 R0 {9 B$ l3 f9 T" Z+ ^' B
White kid runs away ...