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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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* F0 \& D5 {& UAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."+ O& Y O g i+ S# g
! B; w0 b9 m% v8 n0 e" LThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.4 o) z6 q% L" F, n
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
- L& N% _' f2 {- G1 A! z2 mEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.( E0 P T6 G( u" X; c5 Q
: l& |) C) n6 G2 h; CThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."- B* f( c/ z- J4 a- }
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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