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Spring is officially coming today!1 {- j! K! v- S9 ^/ }% T! }
7 {1 ?0 R+ N7 A! Z( q9 pThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.$ Z, D* F4 l! L5 E0 E" y9 W+ p
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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) f2 {- m9 x! w( g5 @/ R& OThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.- k! ]% A; H/ @: k0 {6 N
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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1 m1 e+ V' \1 s) t% K+ D8 I7 x+ ^The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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