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Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!3 v% \0 b; l6 b
# _4 Z- ` ~ A3 ?( r! q* S$ `An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.$ |) Z$ a3 {& Y6 u
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."8 \/ w# q6 Q/ X& v
8 e4 x& v- p, Y. M& Y; ?: f+ v; u3 d7 ~The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.. `% o" Z1 [4 h5 g. O
5 s* C, c# p/ x' I& w% dThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition., `, s( ^# D2 U! n, s. H
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.5 ~/ H# e- h( E! L, w
) _, G+ t6 I2 r% P& n- g7 v: ]The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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' y* z) ~( v3 \# @, gThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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