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Spring is officially coming today!" [# p& |8 _; s& o* f; V- m" h
5 r( X+ F/ h O8 [8 V& Z$ qThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!# D: X) P" G9 c" [4 M
' }' r9 I) s" T# p7 _( W/ Y ?An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."; {# P/ S" @, L. E! J' c
2 I2 w( @" {* H; H6 n( SSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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7 L7 W- X+ o, k! D8 P8 L$ F. d* u( zThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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& }2 C ^/ N4 f" NThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.4 p' g: F1 B, n! ~, {
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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8 ]/ @ x' ?2 W6 N/ VThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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