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Spring is officially coming today!+ \2 D3 Z1 k8 ^/ t/ k/ h
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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$ q0 a# P1 ~9 ^; p) `. e0 {8 G" gAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."" @5 o' }2 z! y7 f% |3 \6 D
$ t: i& c& _- P$ vSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."9 q% S/ M! [6 x+ z. \; h- k
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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+ E( ~5 r3 Y2 j0 [The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.: t1 Y& H5 E5 z, z& Q' D- H
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."' Z1 ]0 P6 \* S: A
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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