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Spring is officially coming today!0 @' Z5 v) Q0 ]
% j6 G1 @& j2 F" I* j0 GThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!" U" e# H# l }
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."- T9 |3 E& A! m" [+ j
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."7 @. \9 h7 M5 o; w+ c
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.3 D( ~8 p3 h/ r3 U- N
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition., I3 X. N4 I: B' D& ]3 U
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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