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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman.
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/ y- J5 t) Q/ e6 l1 E* JMe: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"% t& I, N/ M, x- L: s: A0 s+ k7 S
# N3 k0 d6 s6 J @6 r lShe: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"
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7 p$ g. L5 L+ x, v5 S( i15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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