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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.: w4 p7 r/ G* Q) S
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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) y* x6 g& y8 l& Z3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.& T* Z# K7 ]/ i# A6 ]4 @! K
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. : k! }0 x/ M- N0 i: M0 Q7 }
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
3 |/ U: O& X- ]" eblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]! m+ G6 O5 x: m- g/ \: z$ G
/ E3 \3 V! G7 \0 A8 n7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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5 _+ [1 l& L) y7 _& P: v10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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$ a, k3 g( m, a. E11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, * ^5 Q+ L. f4 K* ^
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 0 u @. A% x0 v/ K, d
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together,
, }7 P9 U. a' T1 Syour nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 5 j; X" d. b. A' j
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.& [4 i3 A4 d/ q: P8 F7 d, X# @
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% U+ b8 ~/ G/ H2 }! f13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.5 m M! q/ o* n0 q- F5 H( T
0 f8 s) C; Q. Y: F. _! s% g14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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