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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]: ]# b2 q6 |4 `; R, {; t1 h
5 Y. s3 @3 X0 b7 c* m3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.) m7 N6 E" D: ~/ @5 J8 ?/ r
0 C8 J4 U0 K; v" u. d8 ^9 B4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. & A3 t" {9 O; ~
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 9 l$ A# S6 q/ [* W! _
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.* n8 G+ c. q! @& [
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton), z/ j; X, |+ V' D% b
4 e& P3 W. a5 ?8 ^' L0 Q7 R10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 + c0 B8 Y4 u* X8 ^7 M- y7 Q
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.: m6 w' ^! o& L# _# {- h) a1 u' O4 c
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.: j% h1 \0 |4 a1 [
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your / o3 u, G3 K# Z: r
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