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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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. K/ A5 v+ H& G: }5 `4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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! u1 F* r# {" ?$ ~5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 7 H0 H, Z: ]) c0 j& u$ C) `. H
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.6 s/ J5 z0 Y3 I
' r8 U. `4 t |# a8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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0 d; ^% {( O p; a5 a10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.4 v. }& Z& u1 E5 F: q
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 ' _( P6 N2 Y6 Q) {# L
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.1 ?6 j% ^2 l5 k2 a1 C% g3 q- e
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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( G3 l3 H/ L3 D" R: ?; {14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your - H% y N! O& j. ^$ ~ p+ A
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