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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.( l+ G& b7 p6 G0 c
0 S1 j& I* d6 C3 Q2 Q+ J* y2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]& H4 r2 T" Y7 I) ~ V* |
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.9 G# G3 W ^& ~4 s3 [
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 6 V- a1 ]8 a2 X/ t8 O4 {6 D
% Z& j7 y$ o9 I$ @! B5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 4 }4 [+ i6 }- L5 j0 |4 _1 ?
- }, w4 m8 G; t7 L+ m6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
* r% e. ^- z4 Z% e0 @8 Nblizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]8 `! k+ e- S' D% N4 v8 E M
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.4 j7 M. i8 d+ y, Y! M) s; x9 C
5 A3 N: n! m" X8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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! O6 u% r4 ^# P0 w" A8 v5 x w/ j9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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( g5 \" C# g/ d: H, E+ r10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
: b; }# G8 X8 F& U% h) y! n9 Ttwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
0 f' G) |' w) E(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 2 T" l6 A% @/ V* U5 S+ \( F& S$ ?
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
8 b. O" K8 M7 P7 fEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.( O, Q" A# v6 r* V
) H6 _6 i+ T1 l12. Gopher = speedbump.
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, }) \0 o, |. [/ M" b9 Z13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.; I/ i$ Y- |, U5 K3 N) k* [
; d6 K& `2 `' C1 M& v14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your ! T5 o N1 q) P
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