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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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( b! k# u! v7 g( \7 k+ k2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]3 C. [" C4 X' V( e+ _
: f' _) ?1 ?, J* ^5 d* _3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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- I; r' C3 D; m: h' l4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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& m5 n+ D3 V0 o5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 6 l! d- z8 {) Z1 m
' n; v6 D- j3 N; P6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a W: |" v: w& w! |6 U" ?- I* @. @
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though] d& {* Q: @% f. I$ e V
& s7 c5 Y$ K3 C+ y! J2 A7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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1 j# l+ [. ^! R, U0 U0 T" [* Z: H4 R8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)1 d$ {" p" c/ F# J9 k
, V) v) o/ ~; A, }/ C6 p/ U10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.) R* e; ^* n( r1 D+ l/ E
$ e& `3 F! K% M p11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, - m* o9 B! v; j& r8 c" v% s( v4 \ T
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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2 l# N3 T# K9 a y. o& k# X8 e: }, \14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your ) Q0 ]! a$ r- n w7 M4 {
friends from Alberta. |
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