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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend." Z+ u8 c; K/ m6 G
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]
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3 {" R8 h2 E7 Y1 B% c; B& ?, f3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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9 Z; R t2 ^! i/ D& n# V! y4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 7 I2 N: w1 L7 I# @
. L, C3 S' {( G6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 2 |6 r. [" B: z* N8 q' g
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.' g; M( A8 K7 y4 D# {
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit., K. M C) q6 C& f5 d
7 C# [/ ~1 n4 L9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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) g' r9 C3 V( j" v) s10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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9 e- B0 h( X. a$ R& N11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, ) @* ]& H' g4 x$ |
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 1 R# A" X' G, E& I
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.
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& ]- N2 \* m( z# I12. Gopher = speedbump.( \: |0 |+ d- d, J) ?4 h/ A
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.4 n0 F) C) y* |/ h- H. t
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your : ?3 q Q8 F% A& B1 |9 v
friends from Alberta. |
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