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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]3 \& {! k2 T; o m' `2 [
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.* {5 @* n& S# H% v
! r+ a+ {/ h; \' }& s }4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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" n6 y K$ Q6 U( u' Y$ n5 {5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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- d2 b; @6 B0 L# F7 S5 W# @! O6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.* d0 m' g* b E# |) c2 T/ K
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.! ]4 x3 U0 {/ ~+ n- P6 H4 b
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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/ T0 o- E; t9 Z# k. `10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, * S3 Z+ ]' R5 }8 i, V
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 & |! ~4 ]8 _- A3 @! `9 E N& U
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, S: p# L/ V9 d) @# F/ Q4 V
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 # O3 B u1 l7 j' s! N% a" o
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.# ?. M1 F( b$ e C! C1 c
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your 9 Q* `6 z" |; I' r% u: l$ \, ~0 L
friends from Alberta. |
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