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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?0 K7 X k4 `0 v+ X5 S' a6 i2 n
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
2 W0 T% W7 V4 N: z BA:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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& }, D9 p+ U7 j: H$ `! Z; bQ: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?7 w3 K" C5 s, H& a6 m* q# t
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan./ e s' X5 Y$ n. K( H9 v: ~$ V
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?% B( O3 C3 X# x: S* S# r$ P
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。+ X2 x. G5 T, m! C- L
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
! E }7 e* H6 N- lA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
: Q! W* @7 \, ?" \- Y: v注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族$ o0 S( i) {+ z; J$ U' O
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?+ K( U8 N) C- G& F( O# h7 J
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。
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Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
l; R3 C, R" F0 p3 s5 c s3 RA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.7 o) S1 ^. T* Y- J* h( h+ W7 }
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?2 j: k) N1 {/ X+ L' I- D. f( R6 ^! M
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。: U9 @+ w) o* b
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
) q N3 }) M2 I& D" oA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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1 n& F) K9 D: {+ {3 A+ a- Q/ }Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?1 k: v9 g1 I6 J; p$ b+ O2 I
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。
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' R5 G I1 l. i; A, rQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?
5 ?) l3 v$ o* V! e- d4 K6 PA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.: |% u1 _# e1 J0 K
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?4 p4 Q' ~2 c: M4 j: j& X; W
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。' ~/ c+ y, ?% r$ ?6 n
K$ u# E B# B9 o( {不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的6 e+ w6 d+ I' S% `
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