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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?" U% n/ G+ a* Q' z" N+ P
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.5 q: A( J4 ]$ x& m1 X7 s- b
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?% {4 T d% K3 L$ b( l
A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?& p w! P: y [0 ]7 R3 B' ~
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.: ~( [: ?, ~' ]" t/ ?* e$ _! j
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: Q1 G- ]& E5 Y# |# ]; M, {Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?
* a+ E$ v+ H1 u0 K: PA:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。
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Q: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?5 }& R5 X2 `1 y/ A$ L) P5 ~8 j1 k
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.8 t: P, v9 j2 h) @: n: c2 X4 w
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
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8 I! ?' f Q9 @1 OQ:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?
9 ]/ v( r4 _$ K# m u" uA:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。; T! O j) |5 h9 i) N- m
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9 Z1 C- J0 [/ NQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?
% O: c: W3 `) \% I6 aA: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.$ f2 T! H$ a0 v/ d) z7 _
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?2 G( u8 e9 ^" E- w* n
A:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
: u* k$ k) P5 c( zA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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Q:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?
2 {, v5 V0 z$ b) g/ r6 L# HA:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。2 y: ^% a- M# r$ }
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Q: Why you are the only kids in your family? ~3 c4 q: W$ U) _4 }8 h" r# e
A: Because our parents don’t fuck around.% N3 G* a& C1 t) L% Q
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Q:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?, y; C3 u- Y" f* B- _3 Z$ ?& S
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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$ |5 c/ e; {3 I: N9 D9 A d不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的- q+ B; W# l P* n2 e& K8 e) S
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