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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?& p' k& V& W9 v
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanksgiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeysas human’s best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
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Q:中国人吃狗吗?
- ?1 [" I! r* f9 ^A:当然了,我们还吃猫呢,特备是在你们的感恩节的时候。另外,我们最爱的宠物是火鸡,我们觉得火鸡是人类最好的朋友。在中国,只有素质最底下的人才吃火鸡呢。' G" n/ R" U- _8 {% k/ w9 ~ `
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Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?* ]4 E: t \" G2 b* k/ ?" [; y! n
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Q:中国越来越强大,你们的政府会控制世界吗?: v% U& W3 |0 D3 w8 u
A:那当然。一旦我们有了实力,我们就会入侵伊拉克和阿富汗。7 [/ R' P. L9 P* _% J7 m
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* y" f" B* R: O4 P! pQ: Why doesn’t your government give Tibet back to its monks?
! a* a5 H) \- Q' l+ tA: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.; j4 |8 U, C9 P8 _) K/ P& n
注:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族& G: B, F+ Q3 v+ {
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Q:为什么你们的政府不把XZ还给和尚呢?# n1 D+ b& e7 a B8 y \7 ~
A:因为和尚想帮助(印第安人的)塞米诺尔族拿回弗罗里达。& \5 n1 ~6 ~( D( I4 s2 j# Q
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8 n( s( P' `2 j4 L, ]7 Z! a/ H+ jQ: Are the products made in China very cheap?0 {: W: T) h% R# {4 `
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
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Q:Made in China的东西是不是都特便宜啊?
) e) a: n3 q& i' }" R9 BA:当然。如果我们用黑奴的话还能更便宜点。
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* P2 E) D7 `6 e: ?5 i5 ]( [9 A# GQ: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
n" j, U P- l0 [8 P+ y( MA: Find a new planet. Kill the Indian people there, and move in.
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/ e1 ^6 d5 U2 V1 q4 I, kQ:你们有14亿人,你们想怎么做呢?# ^( {& K- {& h3 A4 v
A:找到一个新的星球,把那里的印第安人都杀光,然后住那儿。! r5 B$ W) {' l l; `; k
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8 O3 ~6 K8 e" }. I9 n7 F E. TQ: Why you are the only kids in your family?
0 I3 g* y& h2 C! wA: Because our parents don’t fuck around.
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+ U! k0 ^1 @8 Y, p3 BQ:为啥你家里只有你一个孩子?- X8 t& }+ | N8 |- t5 P
A:因为我父母不到处乱搞。
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$ X1 k! y( a1 u0 E3 a不要觉得这些回答很贱,其实问这些问题的老外才是最贱的
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