请教英语

kazaa

2 x/ q1 P* e3 y$ e) ]9 J我有时在某路边停车，那里是免费停车，那段路边的空间有限。但我发现某些人经常停车后不往后/往前，靠近后面/前面的车，以致前后留的空非常大，经常是大半个车位，所以那段路边的空间经常被无端浪费。

% S; ?# k2 `  j/ q; t& G( T那天看到一印度妇女就这么停车，她出来的时候，我劝告她不应该这样停车，她竟然说大家都这样停，我当时就告诉她，别人那样停，不意味着你也应该这样。我差点就告诉她，这里是加拿大，不是你老家。后来她答应往后倒。

我想打印个传单，在那些留空太大的车上留份传单，提醒她/他。希望言简意骇，请大家帮我出主意。

Something like:

          Please don't leave too much space in front or behind your car. Just move backward / forward a little bit.
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5 Y, H6 g8 |" @9 e; e) E$ h          It may take you just seconds, but will be a big convenience for others.

          BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car.
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9 m6 u  ]0 C9 c! B6 t谢谢

xiangxiang

Patrick_Z

Adding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

“Chuck Norris disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. HOO HA!”
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- [  I0 ~$ }  P% y" B- s“Your vehicle occupies two parking spaces. You must be special.”
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' V4 F! q7 }# m3 Q“Would Jesus park like this?”

8 |; t" u9 `  w2 Y( P6 i0 L“Your crappy Honda doesn’t even deserve one parking spot, let alone TWO. It would be greatly appreciated if you only took up one spot, or simply bought a Ford.”

kazaa

Patrick_Z 发表于 2014-9-23 10:58
9 ]! T' e: E$ n- J$ {! o7 tAdding a little humor wouldn’t hurt, either. I could easily come up with a few:

6 q5 D+ \) ?, B* L3 }“Chuck Norris d ...

2 Y( U! V' c: I; E9 k: h- B% X2 S, N! S我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：

“BTW, some people, who are not happy with the way you park, may kick your car”
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2 D% W% ]2 J, _% |/ ]这可能对印度人很有效，但我不肯定是否违法，我本人不会去毁别人的车，但别人可能，我是提醒。

Jiye@yuan

Leave more space to the following, please.

petercool

很好啊写的！

yuiop99

kazaa 发表于 2014-9-23 11:13
我觉得，你的幽默很好，我考虑加上，但着只会对加拿大本地人有用，对印度人可能没有用。所以我想加上：
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: P6 ?- w' G, L0 i2 }This one is for #3's:
- f: J; \) R% {5 u9 JGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one hand eating, one hand wiping your ass...

kazaa

yuiop99 发表于 2014-9-23 14:55
8 u  g/ E$ B8 }9 x1 d8 eThis one is for #3's:
5 F2 H3 v3 w' P9 sGreat parking job! Did you park with both of your hands off the wheel? one  ...

女阿三直接报警，我以后就再也不用在那里趴车了。

ballard

i am a tire kicker!