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如果看工会的工资列表, Welder比其他trades 还低点儿。 其实Welder有更好的赚钱办法,买一套Welding Rig当subcontractor, Charge $80-120/hr, plus rig 租赁。! n$ B' f+ }( w8 ^' ?) A) b
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手艺人每日与灰尘,油腻,灌木丛(dust,oily and bush)打交道,自然嘴里吐不出象牙. little Johny 的玩笑是我最爱。其中一则:
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Little Johny asked father,"Can I have a cigarette, please?"! O) V" H+ H7 n$ m9 I2 q* G
Daddy replied,"Can your weeny touch your belly button?"9 b+ N! G: h- l, w8 y3 t
"Nope."2 Y) A7 a6 B' s2 W
"So you are not big enough."$ w- J5 ?1 C5 J V
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One day little Johny want a beer, Daddy said, “ Can your weeny toutch your asshole yet?"
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"so you are not big enough.”
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Next day Daddy want to share some pop corn from his son, little Johny said," Can your weeny reach your asshole?"
% Y' {& s0 e. b( N7 G, d9 f/ k"It is for sure. I am a man."4 o: q; N0 x# Q1 s9 ]" x# l2 w6 X
"Go and fuck yourself, then." |
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