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如果看工会的工资列表, Welder比其他trades 还低点儿。 其实Welder有更好的赚钱办法,买一套Welding Rig当subcontractor, Charge $80-120/hr, plus rig 租赁。, Y& w9 D8 B5 q, E4 S, \
/ y) B3 A9 L3 b/ V& m手艺人每日与灰尘,油腻,灌木丛(dust,oily and bush)打交道,自然嘴里吐不出象牙. little Johny 的玩笑是我最爱。其中一则:
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( N0 r/ e; Z8 E( V2 f. p, PLittle Johny asked father,"Can I have a cigarette, please?"
; Z) y$ A2 L8 W8 u9 o) C+ S) j, mDaddy replied,"Can your weeny touch your belly button?"8 T/ ]. r" [2 h- A7 d2 l* \. w: A, p
"Nope."7 B0 {& W/ W3 i9 l, `9 Y3 p3 r
"So you are not big enough."! C3 R! r0 c: p, V& k2 |% T
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One day little Johny want a beer, Daddy said, “ Can your weeny toutch your asshole yet?"
! j- W$ t, h) X) [9 U( W'Nope."9 D/ i. C& Z. O' C
"so you are not big enough.”
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* S# r3 W8 u6 G+ ^2 `* H9 {Next day Daddy want to share some pop corn from his son, little Johny said," Can your weeny reach your asshole?", m, j7 V& H# q! k* E: A
"It is for sure. I am a man.": Z+ r$ ?+ R3 T9 N7 `8 o. `
"Go and fuck yourself, then." |
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