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4 A% @3 ~, p+ X3 B4 X0 N [7 o- R; L; R'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' ) f, ?% n5 T6 m4 g0 K; L& B
& ]: O2 F9 C* A. X" S4 ^The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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p" r/ N7 R4 ^- P'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'/ d! i5 Z/ _* P8 w8 z* @
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
, G! q: ^5 X0 m5 C0 k2 G(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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# d! D8 g! L; [. }1 R; j/ c'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. # N* T3 `9 L) c
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' ) o$ y# y6 ~; q& c$ W+ X8 s, G( _) [
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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发表于 2008-4-26 09:16
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