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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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/ n7 l3 h4 o# }3 D'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' , a. T I! P/ c) Q: N/ X/ v$ y+ Y, P
2 `: a+ V% r( c! P$ W. @! jThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
- ^' I5 N! E7 A. F8 N( x- e(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' - o# k8 Y" M1 i+ X# v
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. ( P/ Y/ [ a# }% U! n" c+ t/ ?
! r `: s. A8 r! J( T: z' Q! p3 sGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' / ?" ~& |$ _/ `; Y+ Z# ^, W( t
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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