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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with1 i8 I) W9 ]5 ?. Y* B# t
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to! a- \( w4 Z6 k M4 Q% m
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
K7 A$ o/ w& I The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
7 n' S5 a% c- N2 m* dain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you- l3 l6 n, k- P5 g* Y! i$ L
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'2 |3 e& I4 c4 Z: M& d4 W `
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
: A& D3 Y6 `" M! C4 s6 X7 Lcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for* C y7 U# N# X: A- y# c# W" |
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
