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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
; g: T( L2 V9 ^ m" Yher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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3 i6 T; i4 r$ G, n The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* r, @$ F: z. N* Q% U- ^
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'9 P5 t) F% v. \$ {# H9 N# ^
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they* X7 o9 n4 N0 r, _2 S
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you* a3 o( k5 M* q% E0 G
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?': x4 X, Y4 `! u7 k$ [% ]
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
" m. u9 ?- C1 r8 vcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for! J( t0 D. g! L
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
