Walmart greeter

秋染红叶

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
6 I0 \! E% m: y1 ?entrance.

; m" E2 ~' W  v! p5 [% ? The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
( [  f) m( z" [3 c  j# b The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
5 P' ?( _4 g, u7 D- Q8 ]- Yain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
. m: U- v: }& t) J6 g3 d; I2 w7 L+ Vthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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  G" w% x& b" ~/ [1 M 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
1 n% Y, @: H6 }3 P5 y% z; A" w1 D+ A0 ~9 tcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart.'

巴山

for the greeter!

織紗千影

哈哈~

CANDYMAN

Dumber

Really good joke.

sweetspot

Clever greeter