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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with$ t7 a- n; z2 h8 o
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the) {/ }) o& h5 d; ~( [; I8 O Q
entrance.
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# |1 Z5 }' F/ M( o4 s/ U7 @- s& N1 J The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
/ F+ P/ O( V" c" Q f6 b# sWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'* E: W0 z' H6 W% e2 S8 P+ S) r
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
! ?9 K0 F( v( }ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you+ t6 F) m9 p) D+ a( Y
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just2 \7 `/ m" F6 O9 F8 g+ ?9 w5 s' t
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for# [' W3 U0 w" q2 u. \5 \
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
