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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with7 `* E7 v& [! P% \* a$ G4 ~) d
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* U5 _; T( G' B" B* o7 C
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
) C, v1 C( k$ ~+ l9 n0 T; [0 ?* s8 \ The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they: h) V4 W5 }3 H3 F5 ] m3 g
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
/ [+ b9 g6 [$ r+ Ethink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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' L* D) Q5 t* @& c5 u 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
+ p1 b5 g( G* A- b4 s6 W$ F# Dcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for- L$ i/ k0 K5 A$ @) k2 ]
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
