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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with5 _* f# O- |- [4 g" e) B% d
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the3 O5 j0 t( W G6 \
entrance.
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to5 r0 |, Q1 v2 f4 o3 m( _; `
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'2 Y: U" V, D8 `/ Y; p/ V, X
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they# M4 v$ c2 N! W X0 I0 u& ^' \& ?
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you9 o$ g5 |6 {+ X# S
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'1 o Y4 \8 X% D+ B% n2 I
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just% ]" M$ [0 q* J# z# C8 _) X
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
