a joke

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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to   
+ ^3 ]% W  \3 [7 v% x  audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the   
2 r/ y7 a- l  }  books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
' `4 q% I+ z/ K( a4 P. a2 T" N  lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too
  little left to be of any use?"                                            
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  "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to   
  the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of   
9 _6 D% q1 G. b8 o  bandages."                                                               
                                                                           
3 ?5 N6 d: m. j* g1 [  h$ [4 {: |  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual         
3 A2 o& W, g5 J  [9 I8 F7 [/ i  question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.   
( t2 A! s9 I% L) y3 N) \# `; u  "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left  
, F& {: H5 ]6 t% K1 |  over after setting a cast on a patient?"                                 
                                                                           
0 U; a3 p- B% u( e4 s  "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to   
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to   
- c& _$ J) H3 b7 Q- b" L  the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of   
  plaster."                                                                 
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  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster   
  the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the     
  leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"                  
# f+ P+ y  |+ p% s: P  "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all   
  the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a   
2 b# S( R8 H; A  year they send us a complete dick."

竹帘儿

对付dick的好办法就是act like an ass hole.

propeller

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