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At the end of the tax year, Revenue Canada office sent an inspector to
5 v/ _( A3 Z' h9 G7 ?/ y audit the books of a local hospital. While the auditor was checking the 0 t& O" W- p: k: d: q! l2 h# u
books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a
+ U0 W8 l9 E' S2 x) h5 W1 [ lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too " U: p' y! O# B
little left to be of any use?" 4 V7 ~& L5 G g' T9 L" l$ [ k6 U# z# U( B
$ l- X$ ]( E5 I6 @/ L "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
' V7 j2 E( B6 [' ^7 j' ^ the bandage company, and every now and then they send us a free box of
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0 \" N! y0 A0 v( B "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual , S# [- M8 t: a6 t& B6 g
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. 0 |* o( K$ _* p# D
"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left
" ~( P/ `6 Z* S over after setting a cast on a patient?"
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"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to # D! N, E1 U* F' l6 V% @
trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to 4 V6 H6 F5 o' A% q
the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of - E8 N% S/ n' t+ ]/ u" N. K
plaster." ) g# @! k) Q' F8 f1 a, B" e$ `& h
0 r, O0 a- L* e& q* q& z8 L "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster % v1 q/ K4 x5 F' E
the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the 2 b& V6 e! j2 b8 t3 K; Q
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" : Q1 v' f5 k+ ]- Z5 v$ j
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all ' [+ i2 n+ `" L& h) @
the little foreskins and send them to Revenue Canada, and about once a
; u5 O4 ?. T* v6 j! B( r year they send us a complete dick." |
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